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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
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“5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!!” Certainly not a raucous response for Chris Jericho (Scott Giles), as the crowd boo and jeer as he cockily makes his way to the ring (two people are seen cheering wildly, believed to be Ant and Cong Man). Oh no, look! A full bottle of Diet Coke was just thrown at his head! Thankfully, like the true professional that he is, he carries on like nothing has happened. What a guy.
(HBK’s music hits) A massive pop as the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels (Longy) struts to the squared circle for this one-on-one match, which is all about pride!
As the bell rings the two men circle each-other, both have very similar styles and shapes so this should be an interesting bout. They lock-up, Jericho getting the upper-hand and putting HBK in a Side-headlock. For once he’s not thrown into the ropes by his opponent, but manages to nail an early Bulldog! Jericho drops his elbow right into the midsection of HBK, and then heads to the second rope. Missile dropkick! Jericho is on fire early in the match.
Jericho (Scott Giles) picks him and whips him into the turnbuckle, following it up with a hard clothesline! As HBK (Longy) staggers up, Jericho sets him up for a Karate Kick to the face-WHAM!! He gets it, and Shawn Michaels is knocked to the canvas again. Jericho wants to end this one quickly, and he looks for the Lionsault-but HBK scrambles out of the way, leaving Jericho to land athletically on his feet. However he is met by a dropkick from HBK, his first offence of the match.
HBK picks him up the hair, and sets him up for an overhead suplex. He executes it perfectly, and now he grabs Jericho’s left leg, it looks as though he’s going for the Figure 4…he can’t seem to lock it in, Jericho is desperately trying to fight out of it, and then with great skill leans forward and pulls Michaels over him into a roll-up, 1…kick-out! They both leap to their feet, HBK being the quickest and scoring with a harsh knee to the face.
Jericho (Scott Giles) tries to crawl out of the ring but HBK (Longy) is having none of it, and he keeps hold of Jericho’s left leg. Jericho is standing on one foot, he goes for an Enziguri, but HBK ducks and nails a Roundhouse Kick! He goes for the Figure 4 again, and this time locks it in perfectly! Jericho looks too far away from the ropes, he’s squirming desperately but he just can’t reach! It could be over right here, as Jericho beckons the referee towards him-and shoves him over! The ref, who happens to be Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves), lands right on top of HBK who was stretched out and looking for extra leverage! Michaels doubles over, winded, and Jericho somehow escapes!
Both men are up and Jericho looks very groggy, but he’s battling it out as the two exchange right-hands. He’s whipped into the ropes, and then he slides between HBK’s legs, jumps up and executes a textbook Backdrop Suplex! Jeriicho viciously stomps on HBK, especially on his right arm! He picks him up by the hair and once again goes to work on the arm, hitting it and wrenching it over his head. He nails a Booker T-style Sidekick, and then locks in an Armbar. Jericho (Scott Giles) is giving us an excellent display of technical and tactical skill, as it looks like HBK might be the one to tap.
It looks like Jericho (Scott Giles) wants to finish it with style though, and he drops the arm and locks in a perfect Walls Of Jericho, right in the centre of the ring! HBK (Longy) has no chance here, he must tap! Yes, he does, perhaps deciding this is not a match worth risking his health over! Jericho is victorious, and he celebrates a well-won match, in which he proved why he came so close to winning the WWF Forum Championship in the HIAC Match at Burnout.
The winner of this match, Chris Jericho (Scott Giles).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
PS-The bottle that was thrown at Y2J (Scott) as he made his entrance was later confirmed as the property of Ice Blaster. This man has 2 days ago escaped from the local mental asylum where he had been situated for the past few years, and had somehow made his way into the WWF Forum event. His mental unstableness was proved when he gormlessly told government officials, “but Austin and Rock are better wrestlers than Jericho!”
Thankfully, this madman is now back in the asylum until further notice.
(HBK’s music hits) A massive pop as the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels (Longy) struts to the squared circle for this one-on-one match, which is all about pride!
As the bell rings the two men circle each-other, both have very similar styles and shapes so this should be an interesting bout. They lock-up, Jericho getting the upper-hand and putting HBK in a Side-headlock. For once he’s not thrown into the ropes by his opponent, but manages to nail an early Bulldog! Jericho drops his elbow right into the midsection of HBK, and then heads to the second rope. Missile dropkick! Jericho is on fire early in the match.
Jericho (Scott Giles) picks him and whips him into the turnbuckle, following it up with a hard clothesline! As HBK (Longy) staggers up, Jericho sets him up for a Karate Kick to the face-WHAM!! He gets it, and Shawn Michaels is knocked to the canvas again. Jericho wants to end this one quickly, and he looks for the Lionsault-but HBK scrambles out of the way, leaving Jericho to land athletically on his feet. However he is met by a dropkick from HBK, his first offence of the match.
HBK picks him up the hair, and sets him up for an overhead suplex. He executes it perfectly, and now he grabs Jericho’s left leg, it looks as though he’s going for the Figure 4…he can’t seem to lock it in, Jericho is desperately trying to fight out of it, and then with great skill leans forward and pulls Michaels over him into a roll-up, 1…kick-out! They both leap to their feet, HBK being the quickest and scoring with a harsh knee to the face.
Jericho (Scott Giles) tries to crawl out of the ring but HBK (Longy) is having none of it, and he keeps hold of Jericho’s left leg. Jericho is standing on one foot, he goes for an Enziguri, but HBK ducks and nails a Roundhouse Kick! He goes for the Figure 4 again, and this time locks it in perfectly! Jericho looks too far away from the ropes, he’s squirming desperately but he just can’t reach! It could be over right here, as Jericho beckons the referee towards him-and shoves him over! The ref, who happens to be Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves), lands right on top of HBK who was stretched out and looking for extra leverage! Michaels doubles over, winded, and Jericho somehow escapes!
Both men are up and Jericho looks very groggy, but he’s battling it out as the two exchange right-hands. He’s whipped into the ropes, and then he slides between HBK’s legs, jumps up and executes a textbook Backdrop Suplex! Jeriicho viciously stomps on HBK, especially on his right arm! He picks him up by the hair and once again goes to work on the arm, hitting it and wrenching it over his head. He nails a Booker T-style Sidekick, and then locks in an Armbar. Jericho (Scott Giles) is giving us an excellent display of technical and tactical skill, as it looks like HBK might be the one to tap.
It looks like Jericho (Scott Giles) wants to finish it with style though, and he drops the arm and locks in a perfect Walls Of Jericho, right in the centre of the ring! HBK (Longy) has no chance here, he must tap! Yes, he does, perhaps deciding this is not a match worth risking his health over! Jericho is victorious, and he celebrates a well-won match, in which he proved why he came so close to winning the WWF Forum Championship in the HIAC Match at Burnout.
The winner of this match, Chris Jericho (Scott Giles).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
PS-The bottle that was thrown at Y2J (Scott) as he made his entrance was later confirmed as the property of Ice Blaster. This man has 2 days ago escaped from the local mental asylum where he had been situated for the past few years, and had somehow made his way into the WWF Forum event. His mental unstableness was proved when he gormlessly told government officials, “but Austin and Rock are better wrestlers than Jericho!”
Thankfully, this madman is now back in the asylum until further notice.
“Four elements controlling all this st!”. Welcome to the Special Reserve arena, where we are scheduled to have a match between the Government Mules and Da Animalz of Doom. But as you can tell from the music booming out of the system, the four elements are making their way to the ring, well not quite---The Cong Man is missing having alienated himself from this group. The odds look stacked against the African though as CAW Champion Reaver (Ant), Jetster , the special guest referee Mouldy Cheese and even his own Tag Team partner Hawk (AJ) are making their way to the ring as a unit! The fans boo loudly.
“It begain in Afrika-ka-ka-ka” The cheers which have been growing increasingly louder every week for Cong raise the roof a little higher this week as they sense the injustice that is obviously about to take place. The new fan favourite emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron, apparently having decided to start wearing his gorilla suit again, mask and all. Cong stares down his partner and former best friend Hawk pointing an accusing finger right in his face. But also leaving him open to be jumped by Reaver who nails an elbow right to the back of his head! Jetster takes davantage quickly jumping on top and throwing a flurry of punches at the Hardcore Gorilla’s head. Mouldy Cheese doesn’t ask but Hawk and Reaver go back to their respective corners.
Jetster hauls the Cong Man to his feet and Irish-whips him off the ropes, as Cong comes back Jetster swings for a clothesline but Cong duck underneath it, grabbing the back of Jetster’s neck and hitting a neckbreaker as he goes! The King of barbed wire struggles to his corner and goes to make the tag, but Hawk turns his back on him!!! By This time Reaver has tagger in and runs straight at Cong! Reaver goes for a running drop-kick but Cong takes a step back! As Reaver falls straight on his butt The Cong Man grbas his legs and nails the Banana split! Double leg-drop in the grapefruits of Reaver!
The Cong Man wastes no time sitting Reaver straight up and locking on a sitting full-nelson. He’s turned it over!!! The Banana Peel is locked right in! But it’s Mouldy Cheese!!! The referee with a big right hand to the Cong Man!!! “That’s not fair!” Screams Michael Cole. Jetster and Hawk rush into the ring and all four men begin pounding on Cong! Hawk pulls Cong to his feet and---screwdriver!!! He just dropped him right on his neck!
But wait what on earth is this now?!? A disturbance behind the announcers table and The Cong Man jumps over the barrier---erm---hold on That’s the Cong Man?!? So who’s in the gorilla suit? What is going on?!? CLANG!!! Brabed wire chair shot to Reaver!!! Reaver’s face instantly becomes a crimson mass as Hawk and Mouldy Cheese go for the Cong Man. Double DDT, the Cong Man goes down hard!OH MY GOD!!! From underneath the ring!!!! It’s RkS coming to the aid of the Cong Man. RkS face buster on Hawk!!! Straight to the chair!!! Hawk and Jetster over power Rickoss though and he goes down.
Through the crowd now comes Kid Rock and his partner Longy, he’s got a crowbar!!! He goes over to where the Cong Man is lying and raises it up! He’s gonna injure the Cong Man!!! No, wait he turns! He’s hit Jetster with it! The battered and bruised four elements quickly make their way to the back as Kid Rock helps his arch enemy the Cong Man back to his feet! What is all this about?
A nervous silence fills the air as the Cong Man and Kid Rock stare at each other for what seems like an eternity. They embrace!!! Kid Rock and the Cong Man are on the same page!!! Who would ever have thought it? Longy helps the other Cong Man back to his feet and as he does his mask falls off revealing himself as the Rat(Allardini)!!!
These five men just pulled a swerve on the four elements!!!
The Cong Man quickly grabs the microphone from Ring Announcer Tony Chimmel. “Well, you all know who I am, but do you know who WE are?” The fans cheer loudly. “We are the men who are gonna clear up this federation. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the soon to be most powerful faction in the history of the CAW division---Myself, The Rat, RkS, Longy and of course Kiiiiiiid Rock!!!” The fans cheer even more loudly. “Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the forum now formally known as “The Infamous Five. Nuff Said”
Thanks for reading.
(B-([)
So there you have it---some major twists leading up to ‘Rumble…;’ But you can bet that our commisioner isn’t going to take this blow lying down………
“It begain in Afrika-ka-ka-ka” The cheers which have been growing increasingly louder every week for Cong raise the roof a little higher this week as they sense the injustice that is obviously about to take place. The new fan favourite emerges from beneath the Titan-Tron, apparently having decided to start wearing his gorilla suit again, mask and all. Cong stares down his partner and former best friend Hawk pointing an accusing finger right in his face. But also leaving him open to be jumped by Reaver who nails an elbow right to the back of his head! Jetster takes davantage quickly jumping on top and throwing a flurry of punches at the Hardcore Gorilla’s head. Mouldy Cheese doesn’t ask but Hawk and Reaver go back to their respective corners.
Jetster hauls the Cong Man to his feet and Irish-whips him off the ropes, as Cong comes back Jetster swings for a clothesline but Cong duck underneath it, grabbing the back of Jetster’s neck and hitting a neckbreaker as he goes! The King of barbed wire struggles to his corner and goes to make the tag, but Hawk turns his back on him!!! By This time Reaver has tagger in and runs straight at Cong! Reaver goes for a running drop-kick but Cong takes a step back! As Reaver falls straight on his butt The Cong Man grbas his legs and nails the Banana split! Double leg-drop in the grapefruits of Reaver!
The Cong Man wastes no time sitting Reaver straight up and locking on a sitting full-nelson. He’s turned it over!!! The Banana Peel is locked right in! But it’s Mouldy Cheese!!! The referee with a big right hand to the Cong Man!!! “That’s not fair!” Screams Michael Cole. Jetster and Hawk rush into the ring and all four men begin pounding on Cong! Hawk pulls Cong to his feet and---screwdriver!!! He just dropped him right on his neck!
But wait what on earth is this now?!? A disturbance behind the announcers table and The Cong Man jumps over the barrier---erm---hold on That’s the Cong Man?!? So who’s in the gorilla suit? What is going on?!? CLANG!!! Brabed wire chair shot to Reaver!!! Reaver’s face instantly becomes a crimson mass as Hawk and Mouldy Cheese go for the Cong Man. Double DDT, the Cong Man goes down hard!OH MY GOD!!! From underneath the ring!!!! It’s RkS coming to the aid of the Cong Man. RkS face buster on Hawk!!! Straight to the chair!!! Hawk and Jetster over power Rickoss though and he goes down.
Through the crowd now comes Kid Rock and his partner Longy, he’s got a crowbar!!! He goes over to where the Cong Man is lying and raises it up! He’s gonna injure the Cong Man!!! No, wait he turns! He’s hit Jetster with it! The battered and bruised four elements quickly make their way to the back as Kid Rock helps his arch enemy the Cong Man back to his feet! What is all this about?
A nervous silence fills the air as the Cong Man and Kid Rock stare at each other for what seems like an eternity. They embrace!!! Kid Rock and the Cong Man are on the same page!!! Who would ever have thought it? Longy helps the other Cong Man back to his feet and as he does his mask falls off revealing himself as the Rat(Allardini)!!!
These five men just pulled a swerve on the four elements!!!
The Cong Man quickly grabs the microphone from Ring Announcer Tony Chimmel. “Well, you all know who I am, but do you know who WE are?” The fans cheer loudly. “We are the men who are gonna clear up this federation. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the soon to be most powerful faction in the history of the CAW division---Myself, The Rat, RkS, Longy and of course Kiiiiiiid Rock!!!” The fans cheer even more loudly. “Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the forum now formally known as “The Infamous Five. Nuff Said”
Thanks for reading.
(B-([)
So there you have it---some major twists leading up to ‘Rumble…;’ But you can bet that our commisioner isn’t going to take this blow lying down………
The following match is a triple threat match. All of these are established tag wrestlers and perhaps need to prove something singularly.
We have a feed from the back. It’s the Dudleys! It looks as if Buh Buh has a spray can in his hand.
“D’Von, we have an opportunity here to take out one half of the tag team champs. Those tag belts should be ours and we should make sure that Matt Hardy never gets to defend them! D’Von, get the table!”
D’Von (Rickoss) sets up the table and Buh Buh sprays Hardys on the table!
“One of those Hardys will go through the table at the hands of the Dudley Boyz!”
“Testify!”
We are ready for this match to start. The Hardys music hits and a huge cheer greets Matt (Kid Rock), who is accompanied by Jeff (Starlight) and Lita. It seems that most of the women in the crowd are cheering though.
Too Cool’s music is next and out dances Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant) accompanied by Grandmaster Sexay (Ant). The crowd reaction is impressive.
The Dudleys waste no time in coming out to their music, table in hand. D’Von (Rickoss) and Buh Buh set the table up and D’Von slides into the ring, only to be stomped on by Matt (Kid Rock) and Scotty (Ant). Scotty and Matt pick up D’Von and whip him against the ropes, double shoulder block. Scotty runs off the ropes only to be taken down to the mat by Matt’s flying clothesline slam.
D’Von is back up and hard slams Matt. D’Von runs off the ropes and hits a huge splash on Matt Hardy. The cover is split up straight away when Scotty snaps D’Von’s head back with a neckbreaker. Scotty goes for the cover. 1… KICK OUT! D’Von kicked out quick and emphatically.
Scotty (Ant) gets up and Matt (Kid Rock) from behind hits a choke drop. Matt picks Scotty back up and whips him against the ropes. D’Von (Rickoss) drops the top rope and Scotty flies to the outside. Matt spins D’Von round, does a couple of shots to the face, Matt spins round and does one hard shot and D’Von drops to the mat. Matt turns round onto the ropes and Buh Buh jumps up and pulls Matt’s head onto the rope, rollup by D’Von. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Close.
Scotty back in now and climbs the turnbuckle, dropkick to D’Von. Scotty picks up Matt and slams him down again. Scotty turns round and D’Von hits a flying reverse elbow. D’Von celebrates with his spinning taunt. The crowd are going nuts. Lita on the turnbuckle, hurricarana! NO! Powerbomb by D’Von! Lita just got powerbombed! D’Von picks her up and throws her outside. Jeff goes to check on her.
Matt Hardy (Kid Rock) is furious. He spins D’Von (Rickoss) round and whips him off the ropes, reversal, Matt slides through the legs and Matt dropkicks the leg. Matt jumps off the turnbuckle, does his taunt, Leg Drop! Cover by Matt. 1… 2… BROKEN BY SCOTTY (Ant)!!
D’Von is not moving very well. Scotty whips Matt to the turnbuckle, Matt bounces off, Scotty with a facecrusher, THE WORM! W… O… R… M!!! HOO… HOO… HOO!!! He connects! D’Von is still on his back. Grandmaster jumps up the turnbuckle, puts on his goggles, THE HIP HOP DROP ON D’VON! Cover by Scotty on Matt! 1… 2… OOOOHHH! The ref gets taken out by Grandmaster after Buh Buh throws him towards the ref.
All hell has broken loose. Jeff (Starlight) on the apron, Scotty (Ant) up, Matt (Kid Rock) up, Buh Buh working on Grandmaster (Ant) on the outside. Matt whips Scotty towards Jeff, reversal, Matt hits Jeff and Jeff flies through the table!!! Jeff and Lita are down and out! Grandmaster has been busted open by Buh Buh! Matt can’t believe what has happened! Rollup by Scotty! 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… He’s got at least a 5 count but there’s no ref! Scotty gets up to check on the ref, Buh Buh comes in and throws Scotty to the outside. Matt uses the ropes to get up and walks into D’Von (Rickoss), 3D!!!!! D’Von with the cover! The ref is moving, 1… 2… 3!!!!
D’Von is the winner and gets out of there quick as the others slowly get to their feet. We can only see where this will leave the tag titles now.
WINNER: D’Von Dudley (Rickoss)
We have a feed from the back. It’s the Dudleys! It looks as if Buh Buh has a spray can in his hand.
“D’Von, we have an opportunity here to take out one half of the tag team champs. Those tag belts should be ours and we should make sure that Matt Hardy never gets to defend them! D’Von, get the table!”
D’Von (Rickoss) sets up the table and Buh Buh sprays Hardys on the table!
“One of those Hardys will go through the table at the hands of the Dudley Boyz!”
“Testify!”
We are ready for this match to start. The Hardys music hits and a huge cheer greets Matt (Kid Rock), who is accompanied by Jeff (Starlight) and Lita. It seems that most of the women in the crowd are cheering though.
Too Cool’s music is next and out dances Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant) accompanied by Grandmaster Sexay (Ant). The crowd reaction is impressive.
The Dudleys waste no time in coming out to their music, table in hand. D’Von (Rickoss) and Buh Buh set the table up and D’Von slides into the ring, only to be stomped on by Matt (Kid Rock) and Scotty (Ant). Scotty and Matt pick up D’Von and whip him against the ropes, double shoulder block. Scotty runs off the ropes only to be taken down to the mat by Matt’s flying clothesline slam.
D’Von is back up and hard slams Matt. D’Von runs off the ropes and hits a huge splash on Matt Hardy. The cover is split up straight away when Scotty snaps D’Von’s head back with a neckbreaker. Scotty goes for the cover. 1… KICK OUT! D’Von kicked out quick and emphatically.
Scotty (Ant) gets up and Matt (Kid Rock) from behind hits a choke drop. Matt picks Scotty back up and whips him against the ropes. D’Von (Rickoss) drops the top rope and Scotty flies to the outside. Matt spins D’Von round, does a couple of shots to the face, Matt spins round and does one hard shot and D’Von drops to the mat. Matt turns round onto the ropes and Buh Buh jumps up and pulls Matt’s head onto the rope, rollup by D’Von. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Close.
Scotty back in now and climbs the turnbuckle, dropkick to D’Von. Scotty picks up Matt and slams him down again. Scotty turns round and D’Von hits a flying reverse elbow. D’Von celebrates with his spinning taunt. The crowd are going nuts. Lita on the turnbuckle, hurricarana! NO! Powerbomb by D’Von! Lita just got powerbombed! D’Von picks her up and throws her outside. Jeff goes to check on her.
Matt Hardy (Kid Rock) is furious. He spins D’Von (Rickoss) round and whips him off the ropes, reversal, Matt slides through the legs and Matt dropkicks the leg. Matt jumps off the turnbuckle, does his taunt, Leg Drop! Cover by Matt. 1… 2… BROKEN BY SCOTTY (Ant)!!
D’Von is not moving very well. Scotty whips Matt to the turnbuckle, Matt bounces off, Scotty with a facecrusher, THE WORM! W… O… R… M!!! HOO… HOO… HOO!!! He connects! D’Von is still on his back. Grandmaster jumps up the turnbuckle, puts on his goggles, THE HIP HOP DROP ON D’VON! Cover by Scotty on Matt! 1… 2… OOOOHHH! The ref gets taken out by Grandmaster after Buh Buh throws him towards the ref.
All hell has broken loose. Jeff (Starlight) on the apron, Scotty (Ant) up, Matt (Kid Rock) up, Buh Buh working on Grandmaster (Ant) on the outside. Matt whips Scotty towards Jeff, reversal, Matt hits Jeff and Jeff flies through the table!!! Jeff and Lita are down and out! Grandmaster has been busted open by Buh Buh! Matt can’t believe what has happened! Rollup by Scotty! 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… He’s got at least a 5 count but there’s no ref! Scotty gets up to check on the ref, Buh Buh comes in and throws Scotty to the outside. Matt uses the ropes to get up and walks into D’Von (Rickoss), 3D!!!!! D’Von with the cover! The ref is moving, 1… 2… 3!!!!
D’Von is the winner and gets out of there quick as the others slowly get to their feet. We can only see where this will leave the tag titles now.
WINNER: D’Von Dudley (Rickoss)
ELECTRIFY!! LIMP BIZKIT STYLE!! Limp Bizkit are here live to perform, as were the wishes of Dead Wonder and Crusher of the BDA. They play their rendition of “Faith”, originally written by George Michael. We're halfway through the song, and out comes the tag team to a huge ovation. Crusher (Tazz) high-fives his partner, who walks to the ring for this No. 1 contenders match, watching Crusher walk back through the curtain. The fans cheer and sing along as DW poses in the ring. The song is over, Limp Bizkit receive a huge applause from the crowd, take their bow and leave.
And here is his opponent, the sluggish RkS. He enters the ring, and goes to pose on the turnbuckle, but after nearly losing his balance, quickly gets off, and stands in the ring to gather his senses. But he’s attacked from behind by Dead Wonder. The evil one Irish whips his opponent, but RkS (Rickoss) comes back with a clothesline. He runs off the ropes, and hits a splash on DW, who is sprung up by the move and is clutching his stomach in pain. An early cover, 1,2 and DW quickly gets the shoulder up. RkS runs off the ropes, and attempts to land a huge elbow, but DW saw it coming and moved out the way. DW lifts up his opponent and hits a nice belly-to-belly.
DW is clutching RkS by the hair, scoops him up and hits a rib breaker. He throws him to the outside. DW is really focusing on RkS’s ribs, and hits some vicious right hands as he heads over to the band’s set. He takes a drumstick, and looks like he’s gonna thwack it over RkS’s head, but he is given a low blow. RkS is up, and looks confused. What’s this? The referee’s gone! We’ll look over our footage to see what happened. Let’s see, just when RkS was thrown over the ropes, it appears that a hand came out from under the ring and grabbed the ref! RkS (Rickoss) is checking but can’t see anybody under the ring, but he can see a certain thing. A baseball bat! He smiles, and is running over to the now standing DW (Dead Wonder), but the Brooklyn native gets his knee up for a kitchen sink. He picks up RkS, and, WOW, look at the strength of DW! Military Presses, and he drops RkS onto the barricade!
RkS lies in pain as the “electrifying” DW regroups. He grabs the nearby microphone, and rams it into RkS’s face, busting him wide open. DW jumps on top of the barricade that blocks the crowd from entering, and does his famous pose. He turns around, faces RkS, and knocks him down with a flying clothesline. He’s now holding a light metallic barricade from the side of the ramp, and has placed it on top of RkS. He runs back, and a leg drop! But RkS moved out of the way! Leaving DW in pain. He takes DW underneath his arm, and hits a reverse DDT onto the barricade.
RkS starts to take DW back to the ring, but there’s still no referee! DW is then thrown into the nearby steel steps. A bloody RkS appears to have remembered something…. The baseball bat! He runs and picks it up, maybe this time he’ll actually hit DW with it! He tries to hit DW (Dead wonder) with it, but the dead one had picked up the steps in time, and rammed them into RkS’s (Rickoss’s) ribs, which look badly hurt. The two get back into the ring once more.
It looks like DW is going for the dead DDT, yes, that’s the signal! But RkS countered with a low blow! And a pile-driver onto the mat! Both men are down, and no referee can make the count. They’ve been down for a minute now, but are starting to stir. There up, and are engaging in a fist fight! DW’s gaining the upper hand, and the fans are going wild! An irish whip, and a sit down powerbomb. The wonder is up! Could it be? The DW kick! Knocking RkS right down! He’s smiling, and shouts “ELECTRIFYING!” out loud. Very slowly, a worn out RkS gets up, and there it is! The dead DDT! A cover, but there’s no ref! DW gets up and shouts at timekeeper Foward Hinkel, who just shrugs.
Hold it! It’s Reaver (Ant)! He picks up the baseball bat from outside, and smashes it in DW’s face! He lifts him up, DDT Driver! A ref’s in, Reaver puts RkS’s arm over DW, 1,2,3!! DING DING DING!!!!!!!!
Winner: RkS (Rickoss)
I don’t think Reaver was prepared to face DW anytime soon, ‘cause he thinks he’ll keep the title!
DW and his partner, Crusher (Tazz) are backstage, in their locker room, later that evening.
“Can you believe that?” says Crusher.
“No! This is ridiculous, I say we beat the hell out of Reaver right now!”
“Good idea”
The two walk around backstage and find a door that says “Commissioner’s office” on it. They barge in.
“Reaver! Get your butt out here now!”
“He’s not here,” says a voice. The BDA turn around it’s Flame and Heavy Heat! (Hell’s Guardian and The Dark One) They got chairs! Chair shots repeatedly to the BDA! Flame sets up Crusher, and hits the Fear Factor onto a chair! A message for next weeks match, when these 2 teams meet, at the rumble in the jungle!
Congrats to Rickoss, bad luck to Dead Wonder, and Tazz, technically.
Thanks for reading,
Allardini, the master of the RCMP 350
And here is his opponent, the sluggish RkS. He enters the ring, and goes to pose on the turnbuckle, but after nearly losing his balance, quickly gets off, and stands in the ring to gather his senses. But he’s attacked from behind by Dead Wonder. The evil one Irish whips his opponent, but RkS (Rickoss) comes back with a clothesline. He runs off the ropes, and hits a splash on DW, who is sprung up by the move and is clutching his stomach in pain. An early cover, 1,2 and DW quickly gets the shoulder up. RkS runs off the ropes, and attempts to land a huge elbow, but DW saw it coming and moved out the way. DW lifts up his opponent and hits a nice belly-to-belly.
DW is clutching RkS by the hair, scoops him up and hits a rib breaker. He throws him to the outside. DW is really focusing on RkS’s ribs, and hits some vicious right hands as he heads over to the band’s set. He takes a drumstick, and looks like he’s gonna thwack it over RkS’s head, but he is given a low blow. RkS is up, and looks confused. What’s this? The referee’s gone! We’ll look over our footage to see what happened. Let’s see, just when RkS was thrown over the ropes, it appears that a hand came out from under the ring and grabbed the ref! RkS (Rickoss) is checking but can’t see anybody under the ring, but he can see a certain thing. A baseball bat! He smiles, and is running over to the now standing DW (Dead Wonder), but the Brooklyn native gets his knee up for a kitchen sink. He picks up RkS, and, WOW, look at the strength of DW! Military Presses, and he drops RkS onto the barricade!
RkS lies in pain as the “electrifying” DW regroups. He grabs the nearby microphone, and rams it into RkS’s face, busting him wide open. DW jumps on top of the barricade that blocks the crowd from entering, and does his famous pose. He turns around, faces RkS, and knocks him down with a flying clothesline. He’s now holding a light metallic barricade from the side of the ramp, and has placed it on top of RkS. He runs back, and a leg drop! But RkS moved out of the way! Leaving DW in pain. He takes DW underneath his arm, and hits a reverse DDT onto the barricade.
RkS starts to take DW back to the ring, but there’s still no referee! DW is then thrown into the nearby steel steps. A bloody RkS appears to have remembered something…. The baseball bat! He runs and picks it up, maybe this time he’ll actually hit DW with it! He tries to hit DW (Dead wonder) with it, but the dead one had picked up the steps in time, and rammed them into RkS’s (Rickoss’s) ribs, which look badly hurt. The two get back into the ring once more.
It looks like DW is going for the dead DDT, yes, that’s the signal! But RkS countered with a low blow! And a pile-driver onto the mat! Both men are down, and no referee can make the count. They’ve been down for a minute now, but are starting to stir. There up, and are engaging in a fist fight! DW’s gaining the upper hand, and the fans are going wild! An irish whip, and a sit down powerbomb. The wonder is up! Could it be? The DW kick! Knocking RkS right down! He’s smiling, and shouts “ELECTRIFYING!” out loud. Very slowly, a worn out RkS gets up, and there it is! The dead DDT! A cover, but there’s no ref! DW gets up and shouts at timekeeper Foward Hinkel, who just shrugs.
Hold it! It’s Reaver (Ant)! He picks up the baseball bat from outside, and smashes it in DW’s face! He lifts him up, DDT Driver! A ref’s in, Reaver puts RkS’s arm over DW, 1,2,3!! DING DING DING!!!!!!!!
Winner: RkS (Rickoss)
I don’t think Reaver was prepared to face DW anytime soon, ‘cause he thinks he’ll keep the title!
DW and his partner, Crusher (Tazz) are backstage, in their locker room, later that evening.
“Can you believe that?” says Crusher.
“No! This is ridiculous, I say we beat the hell out of Reaver right now!”
“Good idea”
The two walk around backstage and find a door that says “Commissioner’s office” on it. They barge in.
“Reaver! Get your butt out here now!”
“He’s not here,” says a voice. The BDA turn around it’s Flame and Heavy Heat! (Hell’s Guardian and The Dark One) They got chairs! Chair shots repeatedly to the BDA! Flame sets up Crusher, and hits the Fear Factor onto a chair! A message for next weeks match, when these 2 teams meet, at the rumble in the jungle!
Congrats to Rickoss, bad luck to Dead Wonder, and Tazz, technically.
Thanks for reading,
Allardini, the master of the RCMP 350
“Tell me…what is on your mind?” The Crowd boos as The Psychiatrist (Mikeall) makes his way to the ring. His slightly disturbing music making me feel as weird as it always does. He quickly grabs the mic from ring announcer Howard Finkel before he has chance to introduce his opponent. “ Gooooood eeeevening ladiesssss and gennnnnts, my opponent tonight Crusher is one man who could use some time on my couch, he is obviously a little bit disturbed, or maybe confused. Firstly because he thinks he can beat me and secondly because he teams with a being even less talented than he is in Dead Wonder! Anyway, young man, make your way to the ring please and tell me…what IS on your mind?”
The familiar strains of Real American fill the arena as Crusher (Tazz) makes his way down to the ring. Crusher is wasting no time and goes straight after the Psychiatrist much to the delight of the crowd. As he quickly puts his into a headlock and reigns in some punches on to his head before referee Timmy White has even had chance to call for the bell. The bell rings eventually and this contest is officially under-way.
The Psychiatrist pushes Crusher off him to break the head-lock sending Crusher into the ropes. Crusher comes back off the ropes and The Psychiatrist hits a big clothesline, which sends Crusher through a whole 360° turn! The Psychiatrist immediately follows up with a falling head-butt straight to the forehead of Crusher, he goes for a quick pin! 1---2---Kick out! He nearly had him there, so early in the match! The Psyche goes to pull Crusher up, as he looks to end this one early. But Crusher grabs The Psychiatrist by the neck and hooks the leg with his own---Small Package! 1---2---Kick out! Crusher nearly surprised The Psyche right there!
The Psychiatrist is right back on top of crusher though, quickly stomping him before he can get up and mount any offence. This time the Psychiatrist does pull Tazz back up to his feet. The front face-lock. He’s got him up in the vertical suplex position and he’s holding it! Textbook perfect vertical suplex position giving Crusher time to think about it and all the blood is rushing to his head. He holds it, he holds it, he---BRAINBUSTER! Absolutely textbook perfect stalling brain buster there. Crusher looks in trouble! The Psychiatrist makes the cover---1---2---Kick out! Our resident psychotherapist didn’t hook the leg! That may have been the difference between a two and a three count right there!
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall) squares up to referee Timmy White who insists it was a two count--- but look at Crusher (Tazz), he has crawled up behind The Psychiatrist, roll-up! Timmy White down quickly 1---2---Kick out! Another two count! Both wrestlers are up quickly, Psyché swings a punch straight at Crusher’s head, but he blocks it and gets in a couple of stiff right hands of his own, before hitting a discuss punch which sends the Psychiatrist to the mat! He’s quickly back to his feet though but staggers straight into a DDT from Crusher! Crusher with the lateral press---1---2----th-NO! 2 and a half! The Psychiatrist just and I mean just gets the shoulder up at the last possible second!
Now it’s Crusher’s turn to look frustrated! But he’s keeping on top of The Psychiatrist and stomps his downed opponent a couple of times. But the Psychiatrist quickly grabs the top of Crusher’s pants, gives them a quick tug and sends his opponent tumbling between the ropes! The psychiatrist quickly rolls out under the ropes in pursuit of Crusher. He picks up his dazed opponent and Irsih-whip’s him straight into the protective barrier. He follows in and hits a headbutt on Crusher who is still dazed and using the barrier to hold himself up. The Psychiatrist goes for a second head-butt, but Crusher blocks it and---OH MY GOD!!! Belly to belly suplex! Crusher just sent The Psychiatrist over the protective barrier and into about the third row of the audience! People scramble for cover as Timmy White gives Crusher an absolute ear-bashing, no doubt begging him to get this one back in the ring! No such luck though as Crusher leaps the barrier going straight after his opponent.
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall) takes advantage of the delay caused by Timmy White and as Crusher (Tazz) approaches where he is lying his is met by a thunderous chair shot to the head! Crusher crumples into a heap. The Psychiatrist is back up, but on rubber legs and just about manages to bundle Crsuher back over the barriers and closely following. The Psychiatrist rips up a section of the mats! He now hauls Crusher back up putting his head between his legs! The crowd boo loudly as The Psychiatrist picks Tazz up and—OH MY GOD!!! Piledriver on the exposed concrete floor. Referee Timmy White now admonishes The Psychiatrist who seems to find it rather amusing. Jim Ross goes mental worrying about the condition that Crusher is in.
The Psychiatrist scrapes what is left of Crusher off the floor and strips down the announcer’s table before laying Crusher down on it as JR and the King make sharp exits. “What now?” demands Jim Ross “Hey, it’s OK he’s going back into the ring” answers The King. The Psychiatrist looks all around at the fans before placing his fingers on his own temples, indicating that it’s time for his finisher! The crwod boo more loudly than I have ever heard as The Psychiatrist goes up to the top rope! Surely NOT! GOD NO!! OH MY GOD!!! The diving headb-butt!!! From the top straight into Crusher sending both men through the table! They are both out cold.
Referee Timmy White has no choice but to put a count on this one ---1---2---3---4---5---6---7---8---9---10---11---12---no one is moving---13---14---15 wait The Psychiatrist is desperately crawling back to the ring!---16---17---18---19---The Psychiatrist just manages to crawl under the bottom rope---20!!!
“Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match as the result of a count-out, The Psychiatrist (Mikeall)!”
Timmy White desperately motions to the back as both men end up being carried away on stretchers.
The familiar strains of Real American fill the arena as Crusher (Tazz) makes his way down to the ring. Crusher is wasting no time and goes straight after the Psychiatrist much to the delight of the crowd. As he quickly puts his into a headlock and reigns in some punches on to his head before referee Timmy White has even had chance to call for the bell. The bell rings eventually and this contest is officially under-way.
The Psychiatrist pushes Crusher off him to break the head-lock sending Crusher into the ropes. Crusher comes back off the ropes and The Psychiatrist hits a big clothesline, which sends Crusher through a whole 360° turn! The Psychiatrist immediately follows up with a falling head-butt straight to the forehead of Crusher, he goes for a quick pin! 1---2---Kick out! He nearly had him there, so early in the match! The Psyche goes to pull Crusher up, as he looks to end this one early. But Crusher grabs The Psychiatrist by the neck and hooks the leg with his own---Small Package! 1---2---Kick out! Crusher nearly surprised The Psyche right there!
The Psychiatrist is right back on top of crusher though, quickly stomping him before he can get up and mount any offence. This time the Psychiatrist does pull Tazz back up to his feet. The front face-lock. He’s got him up in the vertical suplex position and he’s holding it! Textbook perfect vertical suplex position giving Crusher time to think about it and all the blood is rushing to his head. He holds it, he holds it, he---BRAINBUSTER! Absolutely textbook perfect stalling brain buster there. Crusher looks in trouble! The Psychiatrist makes the cover---1---2---Kick out! Our resident psychotherapist didn’t hook the leg! That may have been the difference between a two and a three count right there!
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall) squares up to referee Timmy White who insists it was a two count--- but look at Crusher (Tazz), he has crawled up behind The Psychiatrist, roll-up! Timmy White down quickly 1---2---Kick out! Another two count! Both wrestlers are up quickly, Psyché swings a punch straight at Crusher’s head, but he blocks it and gets in a couple of stiff right hands of his own, before hitting a discuss punch which sends the Psychiatrist to the mat! He’s quickly back to his feet though but staggers straight into a DDT from Crusher! Crusher with the lateral press---1---2----th-NO! 2 and a half! The Psychiatrist just and I mean just gets the shoulder up at the last possible second!
Now it’s Crusher’s turn to look frustrated! But he’s keeping on top of The Psychiatrist and stomps his downed opponent a couple of times. But the Psychiatrist quickly grabs the top of Crusher’s pants, gives them a quick tug and sends his opponent tumbling between the ropes! The psychiatrist quickly rolls out under the ropes in pursuit of Crusher. He picks up his dazed opponent and Irsih-whip’s him straight into the protective barrier. He follows in and hits a headbutt on Crusher who is still dazed and using the barrier to hold himself up. The Psychiatrist goes for a second head-butt, but Crusher blocks it and---OH MY GOD!!! Belly to belly suplex! Crusher just sent The Psychiatrist over the protective barrier and into about the third row of the audience! People scramble for cover as Timmy White gives Crusher an absolute ear-bashing, no doubt begging him to get this one back in the ring! No such luck though as Crusher leaps the barrier going straight after his opponent.
The Psychiatrist (Mikeall) takes advantage of the delay caused by Timmy White and as Crusher (Tazz) approaches where he is lying his is met by a thunderous chair shot to the head! Crusher crumples into a heap. The Psychiatrist is back up, but on rubber legs and just about manages to bundle Crsuher back over the barriers and closely following. The Psychiatrist rips up a section of the mats! He now hauls Crusher back up putting his head between his legs! The crowd boo loudly as The Psychiatrist picks Tazz up and—OH MY GOD!!! Piledriver on the exposed concrete floor. Referee Timmy White now admonishes The Psychiatrist who seems to find it rather amusing. Jim Ross goes mental worrying about the condition that Crusher is in.
The Psychiatrist scrapes what is left of Crusher off the floor and strips down the announcer’s table before laying Crusher down on it as JR and the King make sharp exits. “What now?” demands Jim Ross “Hey, it’s OK he’s going back into the ring” answers The King. The Psychiatrist looks all around at the fans before placing his fingers on his own temples, indicating that it’s time for his finisher! The crwod boo more loudly than I have ever heard as The Psychiatrist goes up to the top rope! Surely NOT! GOD NO!! OH MY GOD!!! The diving headb-butt!!! From the top straight into Crusher sending both men through the table! They are both out cold.
Referee Timmy White has no choice but to put a count on this one ---1---2---3---4---5---6---7---8---9---10---11---12---no one is moving---13---14---15 wait The Psychiatrist is desperately crawling back to the ring!---16---17---18---19---The Psychiatrist just manages to crawl under the bottom rope---20!!!
“Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match as the result of a count-out, The Psychiatrist (Mikeall)!”
Timmy White desperately motions to the back as both men end up being carried away on stretchers.
Good afternoon and welcome to today's Forum Wrestling match. It is a Tag Team match, not of any sort. Just a plain match, leading into our big PPV Extravaganza next week, Rumble in the Jungle. The match is Edge & Maven vs Christian & Goldust. Edge helped Goldust get a victory over Regal last week, so what'll happen today? Find out now. Enjoy!
*Maven's music hits* Here comes the Rookie. Maven (Tazz) comes out to his usual Tough Enough music and climbs into the ring. He sticks his hands inb the air to cheers from the crowd. The WWF crowd have grown to like our Rookie Legend since he beat the Undertaker and Tazz a while back. He awaits the arrival of his partner Edge.
*Edge's music by Rob Zombie blasts out of the arena* Here comes Edge! (Jetster) He comes down with shades on in the flashing light coming all round him from the arena. He slides into the ring with Maven and gives him a high five before going up top to celebrat with the fans.
But wait! What is this! A picture is airing on the titantron. It's Goldust leaving a room. Suddenly he is smacked over the head by William Regal with a stick. Christian is entering the room now. He looks at Regal.... then starts stamping on Goldust. What is this? Regal turns around to face the camera. "Edge. I'll be this man's replacment for this match and I'll be out there and ready to dismatle you, you big pillock!" The titantron blackens out.
*Regal's music hits* Here comes the Englishman, William Regal (Grandprix), who is a new entrant into this match. It was originally meant to be Goldust (T-Devil) in his position but Regal is now teaming with Christian to face the 2 men in the ring, Edge and Maven. Regal waits outside the ring for his tag team partner.
*Christian's music blares out in operatic style* Christian comes down to the ring through the sparks. He dances round on the entranceway, singing along to his music. He gets down to the bottom of the ramp and gets into a deep conversation with Regal. They seem to be disussing tactics. Suddenly, Edge and Maven come out and greet them. Edge starets hammering away on Regal and Maven has jumped on Christian's back.
Edge start the punching on Regal on the outside here. Edge hits him in the face a few times, before tossing Regal into the ring. DING DING DING! It looks like Maven is trying to kep Christian held in a Sleeper Hold, but it doesn't seem to be working. Christian backs into the ring pole, smacking Maven's back off it. That looked sore. Christian stamps on Maven a few times before going off round the back of ring and climbs onto the apron. Regal has got Edge on the ground at this moment and is trying to choke Edge's head against the bottome turnbuckle post with his boot. Regal goes over to the other side of the ring and tags in Christian.
Christian is now in the ring with his brother and is taunting him. He picks up Edge by the hair and executes a few punches of his own. Christian swings Edge off the ropes and hits a dropkick on Edge as he returns. Christian runs over to the corner of Maven and knocks a still-dazed Maven off the apron. Maven goes down to the mat on the outside clutching his back. Christian stomps on Edge and picks him up. Christian hits a suplex on Edge and goes over and tags William Regal. Regal comes in and starts on Edge with strong left hands. Maven is back on the apron now.
Regal is now hitting Edge on the ground with hands and feet. Edge is taking a lot of punishment from Regal now. Regal picks him up and hits a hard german suplex from behind. Regal is picking him up again though. That would have been a good chance to go for a pin. Regal goes behind Edge and tries another German Suplex, but Edge counters and hits the Edgomatic from behind. What a brilliantly executed move by Edge! Both men are down. They are both trying to crawl to their tag team partners. Regal looks to be getting there first. Regal makes the Tag.... so does Edge. Edge tags in Maven. Christian runs at Maven but Maven ducks under his clothesline and exectues a dropkick. Maven using one of his favoured moves there. One of his only moves actually. Christian gets back to his feet and gets a few punches into the face of Christian.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Regal has just knocked Edge out of the ring. Regal follows him out, but it seems Edge must have landed on his feet because he has started an offensive attack on Regal aleady. Edge with a few punches to Regal's face. Edge smashes Regal's head off the ring pole! OH! WHAT A SHOT! He just smacked Regal's face right into one of these ring poles! That one. In the ring, Christian has just countered an irish whip from Maven. He tries for a clothesline, but Maven ducks under him and gets Christian in a Small Package. Small Package! 1, 2, 3. He got it! Maven has just defeated Christian with a roll-up pin manouvre. What a victory for Maven!
"Here are your winners," ring announcer Howard Finkel announces, "Maven and Edge!"
Maven and Edge celebrate on their way up the ramp. Regal and Christian are both looking furious. They stare their opposition up the ramp. Christian looks to be ready to have a fit here.... the show blacks out....
Congrats to Maven (Tazz) and to Edge (Jetster)
Unlucky Regal (Grandprix) and Christian (also Grandprix)
Thanks for reading, Afro.
*Maven's music hits* Here comes the Rookie. Maven (Tazz) comes out to his usual Tough Enough music and climbs into the ring. He sticks his hands inb the air to cheers from the crowd. The WWF crowd have grown to like our Rookie Legend since he beat the Undertaker and Tazz a while back. He awaits the arrival of his partner Edge.
*Edge's music by Rob Zombie blasts out of the arena* Here comes Edge! (Jetster) He comes down with shades on in the flashing light coming all round him from the arena. He slides into the ring with Maven and gives him a high five before going up top to celebrat with the fans.
But wait! What is this! A picture is airing on the titantron. It's Goldust leaving a room. Suddenly he is smacked over the head by William Regal with a stick. Christian is entering the room now. He looks at Regal.... then starts stamping on Goldust. What is this? Regal turns around to face the camera. "Edge. I'll be this man's replacment for this match and I'll be out there and ready to dismatle you, you big pillock!" The titantron blackens out.
*Regal's music hits* Here comes the Englishman, William Regal (Grandprix), who is a new entrant into this match. It was originally meant to be Goldust (T-Devil) in his position but Regal is now teaming with Christian to face the 2 men in the ring, Edge and Maven. Regal waits outside the ring for his tag team partner.
*Christian's music blares out in operatic style* Christian comes down to the ring through the sparks. He dances round on the entranceway, singing along to his music. He gets down to the bottom of the ramp and gets into a deep conversation with Regal. They seem to be disussing tactics. Suddenly, Edge and Maven come out and greet them. Edge starets hammering away on Regal and Maven has jumped on Christian's back.
Edge start the punching on Regal on the outside here. Edge hits him in the face a few times, before tossing Regal into the ring. DING DING DING! It looks like Maven is trying to kep Christian held in a Sleeper Hold, but it doesn't seem to be working. Christian backs into the ring pole, smacking Maven's back off it. That looked sore. Christian stamps on Maven a few times before going off round the back of ring and climbs onto the apron. Regal has got Edge on the ground at this moment and is trying to choke Edge's head against the bottome turnbuckle post with his boot. Regal goes over to the other side of the ring and tags in Christian.
Christian is now in the ring with his brother and is taunting him. He picks up Edge by the hair and executes a few punches of his own. Christian swings Edge off the ropes and hits a dropkick on Edge as he returns. Christian runs over to the corner of Maven and knocks a still-dazed Maven off the apron. Maven goes down to the mat on the outside clutching his back. Christian stomps on Edge and picks him up. Christian hits a suplex on Edge and goes over and tags William Regal. Regal comes in and starts on Edge with strong left hands. Maven is back on the apron now.
Regal is now hitting Edge on the ground with hands and feet. Edge is taking a lot of punishment from Regal now. Regal picks him up and hits a hard german suplex from behind. Regal is picking him up again though. That would have been a good chance to go for a pin. Regal goes behind Edge and tries another German Suplex, but Edge counters and hits the Edgomatic from behind. What a brilliantly executed move by Edge! Both men are down. They are both trying to crawl to their tag team partners. Regal looks to be getting there first. Regal makes the Tag.... so does Edge. Edge tags in Maven. Christian runs at Maven but Maven ducks under his clothesline and exectues a dropkick. Maven using one of his favoured moves there. One of his only moves actually. Christian gets back to his feet and gets a few punches into the face of Christian.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Regal has just knocked Edge out of the ring. Regal follows him out, but it seems Edge must have landed on his feet because he has started an offensive attack on Regal aleady. Edge with a few punches to Regal's face. Edge smashes Regal's head off the ring pole! OH! WHAT A SHOT! He just smacked Regal's face right into one of these ring poles! That one. In the ring, Christian has just countered an irish whip from Maven. He tries for a clothesline, but Maven ducks under him and gets Christian in a Small Package. Small Package! 1, 2, 3. He got it! Maven has just defeated Christian with a roll-up pin manouvre. What a victory for Maven!
"Here are your winners," ring announcer Howard Finkel announces, "Maven and Edge!"
Maven and Edge celebrate on their way up the ramp. Regal and Christian are both looking furious. They stare their opposition up the ramp. Christian looks to be ready to have a fit here.... the show blacks out....
Congrats to Maven (Tazz) and to Edge (Jetster)
Unlucky Regal (Grandprix) and Christian (also Grandprix)
Thanks for reading, Afro.
The Rumble in the Jungle is fast approaching and the winner of this match will face Cong Man in a barbed wire match. Reaver (Ant) is trying to show himself as a fighting champion and has booked himself in a title match against the up and coming Scotty the Doggy (Scott).
We have a feed from the locker room. It’s the Cong Man! He is sitting in the locker room. The door bangs and in storms Hawk (Afrojoe)!
“What are you playing at Congie? We could have been the best. We could have been unbeatable. Now all you want to do is beat up Reaver. You’re asking for serious trouble. If you want to continue with this, then you can forget about our tag team. I want to be the best, with or without you!”
Hawk has stormed out of the room. The Cong Man has stood up and seems unfazed by what has been said. He does a few stretches. Wait! Reaver (Ant) has calmly entered the locker room! They are standing face to face! This could erupt at any minute!
“Cong Man! Why have you come up against my authority? I know and you know that I will always win out!”
Mouldy Cheese with a vicious attack! Reaver is laughing and exits the locker room. It looks like he doesn’t want Cong Man to make the Rumble!
Scotty the Doggy (Scott) is seen in back with his teammate Rage (Crash). The crowd are cheering like crazy for the Tag champs.
“Rage, I want to win this title on my own. Reaver will have some trick up his sleeve but I’m strong enough to take anything he throws at me. I just want to prove that I can beat him. So, I want you to stay in the back for this match.”
“You’ve got it Scotty! Give him a beating from me!”
We are ready for this match.
Reaver (Ant) comes out first to a deafening chorus of boos and jeers. A few bananas were thrown at him. He raises his belt and points to it. Currently, he is the best in the CAW division and he will make sure no one forgets it.
Scotty The Doggy (Scott) comes out next and is received with huge cheers. He comes down with the tag belt in hand and looks ready for this match. He climbs in the ring and never takes his eyes off Reaver.
The ref orders this match to begin. Both wrestlers walk up to each other and have a stare down. They are exchanging words. Reaver with a cheap shot in the face. Scotty fights back with a shot of his own. They are trading blows. Reaver hits a knee in the gut, bounces off the ropes and flips Scotty’s neck forward.
Reaver (Ant) slides out of the ring and grabs Scotty’s legs. Reaver drags him over to the corner, WHAM! The knee gets driven into the ring post. Reaver grabs the legs again and pulls forward, creaming Scotty (Scott) into the ringpost. The ref remonstrates with Reaver. Reaver doesn’t care and climbs back in the ring. He stands over Scotty, SMALL PACKAGE BY SCOTTY! 1… 2… KICK OUT!
Reaver kicks Scotty in the stomach, grabs the legs again and does the figure 4 leg lock. Scotty is hurting and Reaver has a sick smile on his face. Reaver is using the ropes for leverage and is really turning the screw. The ref is focused on Scotty. The ref spots Reaver and kicks his hands off the ropes. Scotty uses the change in leverage and reverses the figure 4! Reaver is now feeling the pain and, luckily for him, is near the ropes and grabs hold of them.
They have finally been freed and both are a bit weak in the legs. Reaver (Ant) uses the ropes to pick himself but finds himself back on the mat after Scotty (Scott) flies at him and literally spears his leg! Scotty drags Reaver into the centre of the ring and puts on the ankle lock! Reaver is struggling but uses his leg strength to roll through and cover Scotty! 1… 2… KICK OUT! This is a very technical match and it favours Scotty who does enjoy scrapping about with submissions.
Reaver is on his feet but Scotty was first up and hits a DDT. Scotty jumps up the turnbuckle and jumps for the moonsault! MISSED! Reaver rolls out of the way! Reaver has had enough and is leaving this arena! He limps up the ramp and a barrage of bananas are being thrown at him. Scotty is chasing him, BULLDOG ON THE STEEL RAMP! Scotty is not finished with Reaver yet!
He throws Reaver (Ant) back in the ring. Scotty (Scott) slides in and runs off the ropes. Reaver runs off the other side and WHAM! Double clothesline! Both are down! The count begins. We reach 5 and there is still no movement. 7 and Reaver begins to crawl to the ropes. Scotty is nearer the ropes and grabs them at 8. Both are up and Reaver is waiting for Scotty to turn round. SUPERKICK! No, Scotty grabbed the leg. Scotty spins Reaver round, Reaver runs, SCOTT BOTTOM!!! THIS IS OVER! Scotty makes the cover. 1… 2… SHOULDER UP!!! Reaver got a shoulder up!
Scotty picks him up and sets Reaver up for another Scott Bottom. Reaver fights out, runs off the ropes, through Scotty’s legs, spins Scotty round, DDT DRIVER!!! He drilled him with it! He is going for the cover! 1… 2… REAVER GETS UP!!! He has spotted something! It’s Mouldy Cheese up a tree on the titantron! Cong Man is now on camera.
“If you feel you need your monkeys to do your dirty work for you, I’ll just eliminate them!”
Reaver (Ant) is furious but this match is still going! Scotty (Scott) from behind, ROLLUP PIN!! 1… 2… KICK OUT!!! Scotty was only a heartbeat away from winning the title! Scotty can’t believe it! Scotty picks Reaver up and is trying to set Reaver up for a Death Valley Driver. Reaver fights out and hits a reverse suplex on Scotty. Reaver has had enough. He leaves the ring and grabs his belt! He climbs back in the ring and pushes the ref away. Reaver is willing Scotty to his feet… BELT SHOT TO THE HEAD!! The ref has thrown this match out.
“The winner as a result of a disqualification, Scotty The Doggy! (Scott)”
Reaver (Ant) remains champion and he has an evil smirk as he stands over Scotty’s body. THWACK! CONG MAN FROM BEHIND WITH A BARBED WIRE CHAIR!!! CONG MAN STANDS OVER REAVER AND SENDS A MESSAGE TO REAVER AHEAD OF THEIR TITLE MATCH AT THE RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE!!
WINNER: SCOTTY THE DOGGY (DQ) (Scott)
STILL CHAMPION: REAVER (Ant)
We have a feed from the locker room. It’s the Cong Man! He is sitting in the locker room. The door bangs and in storms Hawk (Afrojoe)!
“What are you playing at Congie? We could have been the best. We could have been unbeatable. Now all you want to do is beat up Reaver. You’re asking for serious trouble. If you want to continue with this, then you can forget about our tag team. I want to be the best, with or without you!”
Hawk has stormed out of the room. The Cong Man has stood up and seems unfazed by what has been said. He does a few stretches. Wait! Reaver (Ant) has calmly entered the locker room! They are standing face to face! This could erupt at any minute!
“Cong Man! Why have you come up against my authority? I know and you know that I will always win out!”
Mouldy Cheese with a vicious attack! Reaver is laughing and exits the locker room. It looks like he doesn’t want Cong Man to make the Rumble!
Scotty the Doggy (Scott) is seen in back with his teammate Rage (Crash). The crowd are cheering like crazy for the Tag champs.
“Rage, I want to win this title on my own. Reaver will have some trick up his sleeve but I’m strong enough to take anything he throws at me. I just want to prove that I can beat him. So, I want you to stay in the back for this match.”
“You’ve got it Scotty! Give him a beating from me!”
We are ready for this match.
Reaver (Ant) comes out first to a deafening chorus of boos and jeers. A few bananas were thrown at him. He raises his belt and points to it. Currently, he is the best in the CAW division and he will make sure no one forgets it.
Scotty The Doggy (Scott) comes out next and is received with huge cheers. He comes down with the tag belt in hand and looks ready for this match. He climbs in the ring and never takes his eyes off Reaver.
The ref orders this match to begin. Both wrestlers walk up to each other and have a stare down. They are exchanging words. Reaver with a cheap shot in the face. Scotty fights back with a shot of his own. They are trading blows. Reaver hits a knee in the gut, bounces off the ropes and flips Scotty’s neck forward.
Reaver (Ant) slides out of the ring and grabs Scotty’s legs. Reaver drags him over to the corner, WHAM! The knee gets driven into the ring post. Reaver grabs the legs again and pulls forward, creaming Scotty (Scott) into the ringpost. The ref remonstrates with Reaver. Reaver doesn’t care and climbs back in the ring. He stands over Scotty, SMALL PACKAGE BY SCOTTY! 1… 2… KICK OUT!
Reaver kicks Scotty in the stomach, grabs the legs again and does the figure 4 leg lock. Scotty is hurting and Reaver has a sick smile on his face. Reaver is using the ropes for leverage and is really turning the screw. The ref is focused on Scotty. The ref spots Reaver and kicks his hands off the ropes. Scotty uses the change in leverage and reverses the figure 4! Reaver is now feeling the pain and, luckily for him, is near the ropes and grabs hold of them.
They have finally been freed and both are a bit weak in the legs. Reaver (Ant) uses the ropes to pick himself but finds himself back on the mat after Scotty (Scott) flies at him and literally spears his leg! Scotty drags Reaver into the centre of the ring and puts on the ankle lock! Reaver is struggling but uses his leg strength to roll through and cover Scotty! 1… 2… KICK OUT! This is a very technical match and it favours Scotty who does enjoy scrapping about with submissions.
Reaver is on his feet but Scotty was first up and hits a DDT. Scotty jumps up the turnbuckle and jumps for the moonsault! MISSED! Reaver rolls out of the way! Reaver has had enough and is leaving this arena! He limps up the ramp and a barrage of bananas are being thrown at him. Scotty is chasing him, BULLDOG ON THE STEEL RAMP! Scotty is not finished with Reaver yet!
He throws Reaver (Ant) back in the ring. Scotty (Scott) slides in and runs off the ropes. Reaver runs off the other side and WHAM! Double clothesline! Both are down! The count begins. We reach 5 and there is still no movement. 7 and Reaver begins to crawl to the ropes. Scotty is nearer the ropes and grabs them at 8. Both are up and Reaver is waiting for Scotty to turn round. SUPERKICK! No, Scotty grabbed the leg. Scotty spins Reaver round, Reaver runs, SCOTT BOTTOM!!! THIS IS OVER! Scotty makes the cover. 1… 2… SHOULDER UP!!! Reaver got a shoulder up!
Scotty picks him up and sets Reaver up for another Scott Bottom. Reaver fights out, runs off the ropes, through Scotty’s legs, spins Scotty round, DDT DRIVER!!! He drilled him with it! He is going for the cover! 1… 2… REAVER GETS UP!!! He has spotted something! It’s Mouldy Cheese up a tree on the titantron! Cong Man is now on camera.
“If you feel you need your monkeys to do your dirty work for you, I’ll just eliminate them!”
Reaver (Ant) is furious but this match is still going! Scotty (Scott) from behind, ROLLUP PIN!! 1… 2… KICK OUT!!! Scotty was only a heartbeat away from winning the title! Scotty can’t believe it! Scotty picks Reaver up and is trying to set Reaver up for a Death Valley Driver. Reaver fights out and hits a reverse suplex on Scotty. Reaver has had enough. He leaves the ring and grabs his belt! He climbs back in the ring and pushes the ref away. Reaver is willing Scotty to his feet… BELT SHOT TO THE HEAD!! The ref has thrown this match out.
“The winner as a result of a disqualification, Scotty The Doggy! (Scott)”
Reaver (Ant) remains champion and he has an evil smirk as he stands over Scotty’s body. THWACK! CONG MAN FROM BEHIND WITH A BARBED WIRE CHAIR!!! CONG MAN STANDS OVER REAVER AND SENDS A MESSAGE TO REAVER AHEAD OF THEIR TITLE MATCH AT THE RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE!!
WINNER: SCOTTY THE DOGGY (DQ) (Scott)
STILL CHAMPION: REAVER (Ant)
Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome once again to the SR arena, for a Hardcore title match-up between the Holly cousins, Crash (Grandprix) and Hardcore (Ice Blaster), to possibly settle this huge rivalry. Both are former champions, and they managed to get what they wanted, as earlier today they convinced commissioner Reaver (Ant) to add a special stipulation to this match, meaning that no-one can run in and win the title for themselves, so it is just between the cousins.
The fans boo loudly the champion, Crash, after last week he tried to become the No. 1 contender for his own title. But his plan went wrong, and eventually it was Hardcore Holly who became the No. 1 contender. Here he comes now, and the fans give a loud cheer for the Alabama native.
The bell rings, and the two men meet each other nose to nose in the middle of the ring, staring each other down. They start to take a few steps back into their nearest corners, and Crash runs at Hardcore, attempting a clothesline, but Hardcore ducks and hits a face-buster on his younger cousin. He rolls to the outside, throws a hockey stick into the ring, and also takes out some trash cans and their lids, a fire extinguisher and a chair. He rolls into the ring with them, but is met by a stiff shot to the gut from a hockey stick by Crash (Grandprix).
Crash has picked up a fire extinguisher, and, what’s this? He can’t turn it on! The crowd laughs as the houdini of hardcore is looking confused. He’s just turned it on, but it got sprayed in his own face! This is like a circus! The smoke is beginning to clear from around Crash, and Hardcore takes two trash-can lids, and smacks them like a con-chair-to against Crash’s head. Cover, 1, 2, and a kick out by Crash.
Hardcore (Ice Blaster) has now picked up a trashcan, and is waiting for Crash to get up. He does so, Holly’s trying to hit him with it, but Crash counters with a dropkick into the trashcan. Crash (Grandprix) goes up top, flying body press! But Hardcore caught him into a small package, 1,2, and Crash kicked out.
Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) is now propping up a chair in the ring, and after a leg drop, sits Crash on it. He’s gone outside and has thrown the steel steps into the ring. He delivers some more right hands to Crash, who’s still sitting on the chair. He’s set up the steps at the opposite end of the ring. I think I know what’s coming! He runs off the steps, and takes down Crash, who was sitting on the chair! He makes the cover, this could be it, 1, 2, wow, somehow, Crash (Grandprix) kicked out.
Hardcore doesn’t seem pleased with that, and is shouting at the referee, but he’s stopped now. A smile has come on to Holly’s face. A big smile! What’s up with him? He’s rolled to the outside, and is looking for something under the ring. The fans give out a huge cheer when they see what he’s brought out - it’s a ladder! He’s thrown it into the ring and hits Crash in the stomach with it. He sits Crash on the chair once again, and this time props up the ladder, and starts to climb it! The fans start a huge chant: “Hardcore! Hardcore!”, and he’s at the top. He’s signalling for it, OH MY GOD! Elbow drop off the ladder, but Crash moved out of the way! Je-sus! Holly flew 15ft off a ladder directly onto a chair! Crash slowly makes the cover, this could be it! 1,2, he kicked out! He kicked out! How did he do it? Crash is screaming at the referee! He picks up a chair, smashes it in the ref’s face.
The fans boo loudly, disgusted at Crash’s actions, and start another “Hardcore!” chant. He’s waiting for Hardcore to get up, and sees Jackie in a referee’s shirt heading to the ring, to officiate this match. Bob Holly (Ice Blaster) is starting to get up, opposite Crash (Grandprix). And Crash runs at him with a chair shot, but Hardcore countered! Backdrop on Crash to the outside, onto the chair Crash was holding! How does he have the strength to do that? He’s clutching his ribs in pain, whilst Crash appears lifeless outside the ring. What’s Hardcore doing? He’s crazy! He’s setting up the ladder in the ring, near the ropes! The fans are going wild! He’s at the top, this time signalling with his other elbow, ELBOW DROP ONTO CRASH, WHO WAS LYING ON A CHAIR! Hardcore’s arm is on Crash, 1,2,3!! DING DING DING!!
Your winner, and new hardcore champion: Hardcore Holly! (Ice Blaster)
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(30 minutes later)
What a match that was, earlier this evening, both men were strechered away, and will be in good shape in time for the match at the rumble. We are now watching footage of Hardcore’s ribs being taped up, as they were injured earlier today, during both elbow drops. Wait a sec, it’s Rhyno (Jetster)! GORE! GORE! Nobody said anything about interference after the match! A referee’s walked in, but the doctor just pushed away Rhyno! She makes the cover, 1,2,3!
New Hardcore champion: The sexy doctor
The doctor’s running away into a nearby car, but Crash Holly’s stopping her! DDT onto concrete! A referee comes in, 1,2,3!
New Hardcore champion: Crash Holly (Grandprix)
Crash has run away with the title, and drove off in a nearby car.
Congrats to the Hardcore champ, Grandprix, but bad luck to Ice Blaster, Jetster, and the sexy doctor (who I may see more of soon……)
Thanks for reading,
Allardini
The fans boo loudly the champion, Crash, after last week he tried to become the No. 1 contender for his own title. But his plan went wrong, and eventually it was Hardcore Holly who became the No. 1 contender. Here he comes now, and the fans give a loud cheer for the Alabama native.
The bell rings, and the two men meet each other nose to nose in the middle of the ring, staring each other down. They start to take a few steps back into their nearest corners, and Crash runs at Hardcore, attempting a clothesline, but Hardcore ducks and hits a face-buster on his younger cousin. He rolls to the outside, throws a hockey stick into the ring, and also takes out some trash cans and their lids, a fire extinguisher and a chair. He rolls into the ring with them, but is met by a stiff shot to the gut from a hockey stick by Crash (Grandprix).
Crash has picked up a fire extinguisher, and, what’s this? He can’t turn it on! The crowd laughs as the houdini of hardcore is looking confused. He’s just turned it on, but it got sprayed in his own face! This is like a circus! The smoke is beginning to clear from around Crash, and Hardcore takes two trash-can lids, and smacks them like a con-chair-to against Crash’s head. Cover, 1, 2, and a kick out by Crash.
Hardcore (Ice Blaster) has now picked up a trashcan, and is waiting for Crash to get up. He does so, Holly’s trying to hit him with it, but Crash counters with a dropkick into the trashcan. Crash (Grandprix) goes up top, flying body press! But Hardcore caught him into a small package, 1,2, and Crash kicked out.
Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) is now propping up a chair in the ring, and after a leg drop, sits Crash on it. He’s gone outside and has thrown the steel steps into the ring. He delivers some more right hands to Crash, who’s still sitting on the chair. He’s set up the steps at the opposite end of the ring. I think I know what’s coming! He runs off the steps, and takes down Crash, who was sitting on the chair! He makes the cover, this could be it, 1, 2, wow, somehow, Crash (Grandprix) kicked out.
Hardcore doesn’t seem pleased with that, and is shouting at the referee, but he’s stopped now. A smile has come on to Holly’s face. A big smile! What’s up with him? He’s rolled to the outside, and is looking for something under the ring. The fans give out a huge cheer when they see what he’s brought out - it’s a ladder! He’s thrown it into the ring and hits Crash in the stomach with it. He sits Crash on the chair once again, and this time props up the ladder, and starts to climb it! The fans start a huge chant: “Hardcore! Hardcore!”, and he’s at the top. He’s signalling for it, OH MY GOD! Elbow drop off the ladder, but Crash moved out of the way! Je-sus! Holly flew 15ft off a ladder directly onto a chair! Crash slowly makes the cover, this could be it! 1,2, he kicked out! He kicked out! How did he do it? Crash is screaming at the referee! He picks up a chair, smashes it in the ref’s face.
The fans boo loudly, disgusted at Crash’s actions, and start another “Hardcore!” chant. He’s waiting for Hardcore to get up, and sees Jackie in a referee’s shirt heading to the ring, to officiate this match. Bob Holly (Ice Blaster) is starting to get up, opposite Crash (Grandprix). And Crash runs at him with a chair shot, but Hardcore countered! Backdrop on Crash to the outside, onto the chair Crash was holding! How does he have the strength to do that? He’s clutching his ribs in pain, whilst Crash appears lifeless outside the ring. What’s Hardcore doing? He’s crazy! He’s setting up the ladder in the ring, near the ropes! The fans are going wild! He’s at the top, this time signalling with his other elbow, ELBOW DROP ONTO CRASH, WHO WAS LYING ON A CHAIR! Hardcore’s arm is on Crash, 1,2,3!! DING DING DING!!
Your winner, and new hardcore champion: Hardcore Holly! (Ice Blaster)
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(30 minutes later)
What a match that was, earlier this evening, both men were strechered away, and will be in good shape in time for the match at the rumble. We are now watching footage of Hardcore’s ribs being taped up, as they were injured earlier today, during both elbow drops. Wait a sec, it’s Rhyno (Jetster)! GORE! GORE! Nobody said anything about interference after the match! A referee’s walked in, but the doctor just pushed away Rhyno! She makes the cover, 1,2,3!
New Hardcore champion: The sexy doctor
The doctor’s running away into a nearby car, but Crash Holly’s stopping her! DDT onto concrete! A referee comes in, 1,2,3!
New Hardcore champion: Crash Holly (Grandprix)
Crash has run away with the title, and drove off in a nearby car.
Congrats to the Hardcore champ, Grandprix, but bad luck to Ice Blaster, Jetster, and the sexy doctor (who I may see more of soon……)
Thanks for reading,
Allardini
“TURN IT UP!” Too Cool (Ant and Starlight)’s music hits as they come down the ramp, welcomed by a huge standing ovation. The camera zooms in on someone from the crowd a sign saying “Ant says Too Cool Rule!” The dancing duo slide into the ring and taunt on the turnbuckles for a few cheap pops.
Too Cool’s old music hits as Rikishi (Afro Joe) and Booker T (Barker_2k) make their way down to the ring, trying to intimidate the tag team veterans in the ring. The crowd boo and hiss as they taunt.
“DING, DING!!” The match officially begins and Rikishi (Afro Joe) and Grand Master Sexay (Ant) start off the grapple. Rikishi, being the bigger man, gets an obvious advantage and pushes Sexay into the turnbuckle before applying a choke, which he has to break after the count of four. Rikishi starts to pound away on the already worn out Grand Master. Rikishi throws Sexay off the rope but in return gets a drop kick to the face. Rikishi drops to the canvas. GMS goes for the early cover. 1… 2… Kick-out! A near fall so early in the match. Grand master throws the phat man into his turnbuckle and tags in Scotty 2 Hotty (Starlight). Scotty and GMS stomp mudholes into their ex-tag team partner. GMS leaves the ring as Scotty continues stomping. Scotty tries to throw Rikishi off the rope but Rikishi reverses and Scotty goes off the rope himself. Rikishi tries to knock Scotty down with a clothesline but he slides under his legs and delivers a dropkick to back.
Rikishi (Afro Joe) is leaning over near the rope. Scotty (Starlight) looks as if he is in a trance. Scotty runs off the rope, looking for a facebuster but Rikishi reverses for a huge sidewalk slam. Rikishi tags in Booker T (Barker_2k) and gets Scotty in a scoop slam hold as Booker goes up top. Booker T dives off the turnbuckle onto Scotty’s neck as Rikishi falls backwards and rolls out of the ring. Booker T starts to stomp on Scotty and then goes for the cover. 1… 2… Scotty gets his foot on the rope! “My god that was close!” JR shouts. Booker T runs off the rope and delivers a leg drop to Scotty. Booker T picks up Scotty and starts to pound away viciously. Delivering hard right hands to the gut and the face. Booker kicks Scotty in the groin and then gets him ready for the suplex. Booker lifts Scotty up, falls backwards and pulls Scotty as hard as he can down the cold canvas below. Booker picks up Scotty and throws him into the turnbuckle head first. Booker T gets hold of his head and starts to viciously slam it off the turnbuckle. After two hard shots Booker grins and removes the turnbuckle pad, exposing a huge steel bolt! “Oh my god!” JR screams in despair.
Booker T (Barker_2k) lifts Scotty (Starlight)’s head high and plunges it back down into the exposed steel. Booker slams Scotty’s head into the steel bolt again, this time splitting open Scotty’s forehead. Booker slams his head off the post more and crowd chant along. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10!!! Finally Booker T stops and Scotty falls to the ring floor. There’s blood smeared all over the steel bolt and the face of Scotty. “Oh my god! That man’s an animal! The turnbuckles covered in blood along with Scotty 2 Hotty! My god he could of killed him!” JR rants on. Booker T looks at Scotty with a gleam in his eye and picks him up. “Oh my god not again!” Booker T throws Scotty into the steel bolt. But this time catching Scotty’s neck. “OH DEAR LORD!!!” A gaping hole appears in Scotty’s neck. Blood streaming from all over his face, Scotty is a bloody mess. GMS (Ant) is almost crying. He can’t take anymore and runs into the ring and knocks down Booker T and starts to stomp on him like some sort of a blood thirsty animal. GMS drags Scotty towards his corner and gets onto the apron. GMS is tagged in! The crowd cheer wildly.
GMS (Ant) runs back into the ring and starts to hammer away at Booker T (Barker_2k). While GMS is kicking holes into Booker T, Scotty is being taken away in a stretcher. It’s all up to GMS! GMS stops stomping on Booker T and applies a Boston crab. Booker T is screaming, begging for his life as GMS pulls ever harder. “It looks like Booker T is getting some of his own medicine!” JR rants. Booker T has started to cough up huge amounts of blood on the canvas because of the pressure on his back. Booker T gets to the rope! GMS breaks the hold but stomps on Booker T and goes up top! The crowd know what’s coming! GMS pulls his goggles on and struts his stuff on the top rope. HIP HOP DROP! Cover by GMS. 1… 2… 3!!! “He’s done it!” JR screams.
“And here are you winners Too, Cool!” Howard Fickle announces. But GMS has no time for celebrations and rushes off to see Scotty.
“Hang on, we’ve just got news in from the hospital, Scotty is going to be fine for his match at Rumble in the Jungle!
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Well done Starlight and Ant
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Too Cool’s old music hits as Rikishi (Afro Joe) and Booker T (Barker_2k) make their way down to the ring, trying to intimidate the tag team veterans in the ring. The crowd boo and hiss as they taunt.
“DING, DING!!” The match officially begins and Rikishi (Afro Joe) and Grand Master Sexay (Ant) start off the grapple. Rikishi, being the bigger man, gets an obvious advantage and pushes Sexay into the turnbuckle before applying a choke, which he has to break after the count of four. Rikishi starts to pound away on the already worn out Grand Master. Rikishi throws Sexay off the rope but in return gets a drop kick to the face. Rikishi drops to the canvas. GMS goes for the early cover. 1… 2… Kick-out! A near fall so early in the match. Grand master throws the phat man into his turnbuckle and tags in Scotty 2 Hotty (Starlight). Scotty and GMS stomp mudholes into their ex-tag team partner. GMS leaves the ring as Scotty continues stomping. Scotty tries to throw Rikishi off the rope but Rikishi reverses and Scotty goes off the rope himself. Rikishi tries to knock Scotty down with a clothesline but he slides under his legs and delivers a dropkick to back.
Rikishi (Afro Joe) is leaning over near the rope. Scotty (Starlight) looks as if he is in a trance. Scotty runs off the rope, looking for a facebuster but Rikishi reverses for a huge sidewalk slam. Rikishi tags in Booker T (Barker_2k) and gets Scotty in a scoop slam hold as Booker goes up top. Booker T dives off the turnbuckle onto Scotty’s neck as Rikishi falls backwards and rolls out of the ring. Booker T starts to stomp on Scotty and then goes for the cover. 1… 2… Scotty gets his foot on the rope! “My god that was close!” JR shouts. Booker T runs off the rope and delivers a leg drop to Scotty. Booker T picks up Scotty and starts to pound away viciously. Delivering hard right hands to the gut and the face. Booker kicks Scotty in the groin and then gets him ready for the suplex. Booker lifts Scotty up, falls backwards and pulls Scotty as hard as he can down the cold canvas below. Booker picks up Scotty and throws him into the turnbuckle head first. Booker T gets hold of his head and starts to viciously slam it off the turnbuckle. After two hard shots Booker grins and removes the turnbuckle pad, exposing a huge steel bolt! “Oh my god!” JR screams in despair.
Booker T (Barker_2k) lifts Scotty (Starlight)’s head high and plunges it back down into the exposed steel. Booker slams Scotty’s head into the steel bolt again, this time splitting open Scotty’s forehead. Booker slams his head off the post more and crowd chant along. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10!!! Finally Booker T stops and Scotty falls to the ring floor. There’s blood smeared all over the steel bolt and the face of Scotty. “Oh my god! That man’s an animal! The turnbuckles covered in blood along with Scotty 2 Hotty! My god he could of killed him!” JR rants on. Booker T looks at Scotty with a gleam in his eye and picks him up. “Oh my god not again!” Booker T throws Scotty into the steel bolt. But this time catching Scotty’s neck. “OH DEAR LORD!!!” A gaping hole appears in Scotty’s neck. Blood streaming from all over his face, Scotty is a bloody mess. GMS (Ant) is almost crying. He can’t take anymore and runs into the ring and knocks down Booker T and starts to stomp on him like some sort of a blood thirsty animal. GMS drags Scotty towards his corner and gets onto the apron. GMS is tagged in! The crowd cheer wildly.
GMS (Ant) runs back into the ring and starts to hammer away at Booker T (Barker_2k). While GMS is kicking holes into Booker T, Scotty is being taken away in a stretcher. It’s all up to GMS! GMS stops stomping on Booker T and applies a Boston crab. Booker T is screaming, begging for his life as GMS pulls ever harder. “It looks like Booker T is getting some of his own medicine!” JR rants. Booker T has started to cough up huge amounts of blood on the canvas because of the pressure on his back. Booker T gets to the rope! GMS breaks the hold but stomps on Booker T and goes up top! The crowd know what’s coming! GMS pulls his goggles on and struts his stuff on the top rope. HIP HOP DROP! Cover by GMS. 1… 2… 3!!! “He’s done it!” JR screams.
“And here are you winners Too, Cool!” Howard Fickle announces. But GMS has no time for celebrations and rushes off to see Scotty.
“Hang on, we’ve just got news in from the hospital, Scotty is going to be fine for his match at Rumble in the Jungle!
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Well done Starlight and Ant
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RiCkOsS
Good afternoon and welcome to the SR arena for today's match. Today we have a No. 1 contendership match for the European Championship. The competitors are Goldust (T-Devil) and William Regal (Grandprix). Enjoy.
The arena goes dark. A gold light is flashing up on the entrance way. Here come Goldust. (T-Devil) Goldust comes down the ramp in his usual gold coat. He climbs into a darkened ring to a chorus of boos from the fans.
William Regal's music hits now. He comes out to an even bigger chorus of boos. Goldust is waiting in the ring for him. But what's this??? Goldust is running down the ramp. Another Golust. He attacks William Regal (Grandprix) from behind. This other Goldust attacks Regal from behind. Who is it? The Goldust figure rips off his jacket. It's Edge! (Jetster) Edge has attacked Regal from behind! He knocks Regal down and shoves him into the barricade. SPEAR! What a spear by Edge!
He picks the stunned Regal up and tosses him into the ring. DING DING DING! The real Goldust is on Regal likes flies on poo. (:D - Come on, laugh) Goldust starts stomping on Regal. He stomps Regal back towards the corner. He sticks his foot into the neck of Regal and squashes it against the corner post. Goldust picks him up, and slaps him across the face a few times before pushing Regal back onto the ropes and whipping him off to the oppostie side. Regal comes back off the ropes and kicks the bent-over Goldust in the chest. He then hits a hard left handed clothesline. Goldust falls over and now Regal starts the stomping. Regal is stomping vicously on Goldust. He picks Goldust up now and hits three European uppercuts. Those looked sore ones. Goldust falls back onto the ropes, where Regal links him up in a suplex. Wham! He hits the suplex. Regal goes for the first cover of the match. 1, 2 and a kick out rightr on 2 from Goldust.
Goldust staggers to his feet. Regal starts punching on him again. Regal is back on the advantage. He goes back a little and tries a clothesline. He misses the clothesline but quickly counters Goldust's counter and turns it into a neckbreaker. Regal (Grandprix) is dominating this match. He picks up Goldust and hits him with a German Suplex from behind. Regal is going outside. He looks to be looknig around the arena for his brass knuts. He doesn't find them, so heads back into the ring. He stomps on Goldust a few times. Regal is still dominating this match. He picks up Goldust and goes for the Regal Stretch! Goldust counters and knocks him onto the corner. Goldust moves quickly and locks Regal's legs up in the corner. It looks like time for Shattered Dreams.... he goes to the other side of the ring. He runs, but Regal pulls the ref in the way. Ooh, Goldust squashes the ref and Regal in the corner. He didn't hit Shattered Dreams but he couldn't slow down enough to stop himself.
Regal prevented himself getting his dreams shattered by pulling the ref in the way. The ref is down. Regal is dazed, and walks right into a Goldust Fisherman Suplex. Fisherman Suplex by Goldust. Regal kicks out before the ref can even get up. But wait! Here comes Edge. Edge (Jetster) is back. He is now just standing, waiting outside the ring. The ref is nearly back on his feet. Regal has just knocked down Goldust. He tells the ref to stop Egde getting in the ring. The ref goes over to the ropes to stop Edge, and Regal uses this time to get out the brass knuts. Ooh! regal just hit Goldust with the brass knuts. The ref has turned around and sees Goldust lying motionless. Regal is trying to hide the brass knuts. Out of nowhere comes Edge. SPEAR! Spear by Edge to Regal when the ref isn't looking. Goldust crawls onto a cover on Regal. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING!
"Here is your winner," Tony Chimmel announces, "and the No 1 Contender for the European Championship, Goldust!"
Goldust (T-Devil) is escaping up the ramp. Edge (Jetster) is leaving through the crowd. Regal (Grandprix) is looking furious.
Well done to Goldust (T-Devil)
Unlucky Regal (Grandprix)
Thanks for reading, Afro.
The arena goes dark. A gold light is flashing up on the entrance way. Here come Goldust. (T-Devil) Goldust comes down the ramp in his usual gold coat. He climbs into a darkened ring to a chorus of boos from the fans.
William Regal's music hits now. He comes out to an even bigger chorus of boos. Goldust is waiting in the ring for him. But what's this??? Goldust is running down the ramp. Another Golust. He attacks William Regal (Grandprix) from behind. This other Goldust attacks Regal from behind. Who is it? The Goldust figure rips off his jacket. It's Edge! (Jetster) Edge has attacked Regal from behind! He knocks Regal down and shoves him into the barricade. SPEAR! What a spear by Edge!
He picks the stunned Regal up and tosses him into the ring. DING DING DING! The real Goldust is on Regal likes flies on poo. (:D - Come on, laugh) Goldust starts stomping on Regal. He stomps Regal back towards the corner. He sticks his foot into the neck of Regal and squashes it against the corner post. Goldust picks him up, and slaps him across the face a few times before pushing Regal back onto the ropes and whipping him off to the oppostie side. Regal comes back off the ropes and kicks the bent-over Goldust in the chest. He then hits a hard left handed clothesline. Goldust falls over and now Regal starts the stomping. Regal is stomping vicously on Goldust. He picks Goldust up now and hits three European uppercuts. Those looked sore ones. Goldust falls back onto the ropes, where Regal links him up in a suplex. Wham! He hits the suplex. Regal goes for the first cover of the match. 1, 2 and a kick out rightr on 2 from Goldust.
Goldust staggers to his feet. Regal starts punching on him again. Regal is back on the advantage. He goes back a little and tries a clothesline. He misses the clothesline but quickly counters Goldust's counter and turns it into a neckbreaker. Regal (Grandprix) is dominating this match. He picks up Goldust and hits him with a German Suplex from behind. Regal is going outside. He looks to be looknig around the arena for his brass knuts. He doesn't find them, so heads back into the ring. He stomps on Goldust a few times. Regal is still dominating this match. He picks up Goldust and goes for the Regal Stretch! Goldust counters and knocks him onto the corner. Goldust moves quickly and locks Regal's legs up in the corner. It looks like time for Shattered Dreams.... he goes to the other side of the ring. He runs, but Regal pulls the ref in the way. Ooh, Goldust squashes the ref and Regal in the corner. He didn't hit Shattered Dreams but he couldn't slow down enough to stop himself.
Regal prevented himself getting his dreams shattered by pulling the ref in the way. The ref is down. Regal is dazed, and walks right into a Goldust Fisherman Suplex. Fisherman Suplex by Goldust. Regal kicks out before the ref can even get up. But wait! Here comes Edge. Edge (Jetster) is back. He is now just standing, waiting outside the ring. The ref is nearly back on his feet. Regal has just knocked down Goldust. He tells the ref to stop Egde getting in the ring. The ref goes over to the ropes to stop Edge, and Regal uses this time to get out the brass knuts. Ooh! regal just hit Goldust with the brass knuts. The ref has turned around and sees Goldust lying motionless. Regal is trying to hide the brass knuts. Out of nowhere comes Edge. SPEAR! Spear by Edge to Regal when the ref isn't looking. Goldust crawls onto a cover on Regal. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING!
"Here is your winner," Tony Chimmel announces, "and the No 1 Contender for the European Championship, Goldust!"
Goldust (T-Devil) is escaping up the ramp. Edge (Jetster) is leaving through the crowd. Regal (Grandprix) is looking furious.
Well done to Goldust (T-Devil)
Unlucky Regal (Grandprix)
Thanks for reading, Afro.
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