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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
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The following match will decide who will go into the no.1 contenders match against Too Cool (Ant and Starlight) for the Tag Team Titles. The winner of that match will go on to face the Hardy Boyz (Ice Blaster and Grandprix). Will it be the nWo members Hulk Hogan (-T- -Devil) and Scott Hall (-T- -Devil) or Chuck (RM18) and Billy (Cong Man)?
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Before the match we see the 7 members of the nWo making plans for the match.
Vince (Mikeall): X Pac (Kid Rock), Justin Credible (Rickoss) and Albert (Jetster), you can stay backstage during the match. Scott and Hulk should have no problem seeing off Chuck and Billy and Kevin Nash (Allardini) will be at ring side just in case.
The nWo clasp hands, nod their heads and go their seperate ways.
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Back in the ring Chuck and Billy's music hits, "You are so good to me.." The duo stroll down to the ring with their stylist, Rico checking they don't mess up their hair. They are met with mild booing from almost everyone in the arena.
Suddenly everwhere goes black and white and the nWo's music starts. Scott Hall and Hulk Hogan accompanied by SRW champion Kevin Nash strut down to the ring to an even more negative reaction, but they don't seem to care. They climb up onto the apron and point and laugh at Chuck and Billy taking off each other's bandana's.
Billy (Cong Man), who's already had a match today and Scott Hall (-T- -Devil) start thing off in the ring. Both men run towards each other but Hall suprises Billy with a knee to the stomach and follows it up with an elbow to the back of the neck, knocking Billy to the ground. Billy is quickly back to his feet but Hall immediately whips him into the ropes and hits him with a hard clothesline as he returns. Hall then drags Billy back to his feet and performs a back suplex on Billy. Billy gets up onto his knees and hits Hall with a low blow, giving him enough time to get to his partner, Chuck (RM18) and make the tag. Meanwhile Scott Hall staggers over to his partner, Hulk Hogan (-T- -Devil) and makes the tag.
The two new men begin to run full speed at each other and then think better of it and tie up in the middle of the ring. The Hulk uses his strength to spin Chuck around and force him back into his corner. He lets go of him and Scott Hall holds him form the apron while the Hulk chops away at his chest. Mike Sparks (Brad) immediately tries to break it up but not before Chuck's chest mtaches the colour of his trunks. While the referee is berating Hulk Hogan, Scott Hall is repeatedly smashing Chuck's face onto the turnbuckle. When the referee turns around Hogan scoops up Chuck, spins around and slams Chuck down with a body slam in the middle of the ring and follows it up with a cover.
1..2.
and Chuck kicks out. Billy and Rico do not look too concerned as they know Chuck is strong. Hogan pulls Chuck to his feet and attempts to whip him into the ropes but Chuck reverses it and hits Hogan with a belly-to-belly suplex as he returns. Hogan gets straight to his feet but Chuck hits him with an other belly-to-belly before tagging in Billy. Both men whip Hogan into the ropes and hit him with a double clothesline. They quickly drag Hogan to his feet and lift him up in a double suplex, before sending him crashing down to the mat. Billy covers Hogan,
1..2..
but it's broken up by Scott Hall with an elbow to the back of Billy. Hogan use this oppurtunity to get over to his corner and tag in Scott Hall. Hall goes straight over to Billy and picks him and performs a fallaway slam. Billy holds his back in agony but Hall is not finished yet and he put's Billy's head between his legs and signals for the Razor's Edge but Billy realises what's happening and back body drops him him and dives over to his corner to tag in Chuck.
Hall (-T- -Devil) is back to his feet and attempts a clothesline but Chuck (RM18) ducks. Hall turns around a bit dizzy and is hit with a SUPERKICK. Hall looks to be out cold. He goes for the cover but the referee's not there Kevin Nash (Allardini) is distracting him on the apron. Rico runs round the outside of the ring, but Nash sees this coming and jumps off the apron and hits the running Rico with a Big Boot.
Back in the ring the referee notices the pin attempt 1..2..
And Hogan (-T- -Devil) breaks it up and quickly exits the ring. Billy (Cong Man) tries to complain and come in the ring but the referee's stopping him. While this is happening Nash is passing the SRW title belt to Hogan who's now climbing through the ropes. Chuck and Hall are exchanging punches while Hogan charges towards Chuck with the belt. Just before Hogan reaches Chuck, Hall flattens Chuck with a hard clothesline and the belt goes straight into Hall's forehead. CLONK!
Hogan drops the belt when he sees the referee turn round. The ref tries to push Hogan out of the ring but Hogan pushes back and knocks the ref over. Chuck's back on his feet and grabs Hogan and tries to whip him into the ropes but Hogan reverses and hits him with a BIG BOOT. He runs to the ropes to set up the leg drop but Rico, who's now back on his feet grabs his legs. Billy jumps into the ring and clotheslines Hogan over the ropes and then drags Chuck's arm over Hall's unconscious body. Miraculously the referee is back on his feet and makes the count while Billy runs to the other ropes and clotheslines Nash off the apron.
1..2..3
The winner is Chuck (RM18) and Billy (Cong Man). Chuck, Billy and Rico waste no time escaping and jump the security barriers and sprint through the crowd.
Back in the ring Nash (Allardini), Hall (-T- -Devil) and Hogan (-T- -Devil) appear to be having an argument. Hogan appears to be apologising but Hall and Nash start to push him. Then Hall clothelines him to the ground. He slowly drags him up put's him between his legs and destroy's him with the RAZORS EDGE. Hall and Nash look over the broken body of Hogan and laugh but their not finished yet. This time Nash drags him to his feet and POWERBOMBS hard onto the canvass. Hall and Nash laugh and walk off. What have they done?
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Congratulations to Chuck and Billy (RM18 and Cong Man) who progress to the no.1 contenders matchbut what are the consequences for the nWo?
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Before the match we see the 7 members of the nWo making plans for the match.
Vince (Mikeall): X Pac (Kid Rock), Justin Credible (Rickoss) and Albert (Jetster), you can stay backstage during the match. Scott and Hulk should have no problem seeing off Chuck and Billy and Kevin Nash (Allardini) will be at ring side just in case.
The nWo clasp hands, nod their heads and go their seperate ways.
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Back in the ring Chuck and Billy's music hits, "You are so good to me.." The duo stroll down to the ring with their stylist, Rico checking they don't mess up their hair. They are met with mild booing from almost everyone in the arena.
Suddenly everwhere goes black and white and the nWo's music starts. Scott Hall and Hulk Hogan accompanied by SRW champion Kevin Nash strut down to the ring to an even more negative reaction, but they don't seem to care. They climb up onto the apron and point and laugh at Chuck and Billy taking off each other's bandana's.
Billy (Cong Man), who's already had a match today and Scott Hall (-T- -Devil) start thing off in the ring. Both men run towards each other but Hall suprises Billy with a knee to the stomach and follows it up with an elbow to the back of the neck, knocking Billy to the ground. Billy is quickly back to his feet but Hall immediately whips him into the ropes and hits him with a hard clothesline as he returns. Hall then drags Billy back to his feet and performs a back suplex on Billy. Billy gets up onto his knees and hits Hall with a low blow, giving him enough time to get to his partner, Chuck (RM18) and make the tag. Meanwhile Scott Hall staggers over to his partner, Hulk Hogan (-T- -Devil) and makes the tag.
The two new men begin to run full speed at each other and then think better of it and tie up in the middle of the ring. The Hulk uses his strength to spin Chuck around and force him back into his corner. He lets go of him and Scott Hall holds him form the apron while the Hulk chops away at his chest. Mike Sparks (Brad) immediately tries to break it up but not before Chuck's chest mtaches the colour of his trunks. While the referee is berating Hulk Hogan, Scott Hall is repeatedly smashing Chuck's face onto the turnbuckle. When the referee turns around Hogan scoops up Chuck, spins around and slams Chuck down with a body slam in the middle of the ring and follows it up with a cover.
1..2.
and Chuck kicks out. Billy and Rico do not look too concerned as they know Chuck is strong. Hogan pulls Chuck to his feet and attempts to whip him into the ropes but Chuck reverses it and hits Hogan with a belly-to-belly suplex as he returns. Hogan gets straight to his feet but Chuck hits him with an other belly-to-belly before tagging in Billy. Both men whip Hogan into the ropes and hit him with a double clothesline. They quickly drag Hogan to his feet and lift him up in a double suplex, before sending him crashing down to the mat. Billy covers Hogan,
1..2..
but it's broken up by Scott Hall with an elbow to the back of Billy. Hogan use this oppurtunity to get over to his corner and tag in Scott Hall. Hall goes straight over to Billy and picks him and performs a fallaway slam. Billy holds his back in agony but Hall is not finished yet and he put's Billy's head between his legs and signals for the Razor's Edge but Billy realises what's happening and back body drops him him and dives over to his corner to tag in Chuck.
Hall (-T- -Devil) is back to his feet and attempts a clothesline but Chuck (RM18) ducks. Hall turns around a bit dizzy and is hit with a SUPERKICK. Hall looks to be out cold. He goes for the cover but the referee's not there Kevin Nash (Allardini) is distracting him on the apron. Rico runs round the outside of the ring, but Nash sees this coming and jumps off the apron and hits the running Rico with a Big Boot.
Back in the ring the referee notices the pin attempt 1..2..
And Hogan (-T- -Devil) breaks it up and quickly exits the ring. Billy (Cong Man) tries to complain and come in the ring but the referee's stopping him. While this is happening Nash is passing the SRW title belt to Hogan who's now climbing through the ropes. Chuck and Hall are exchanging punches while Hogan charges towards Chuck with the belt. Just before Hogan reaches Chuck, Hall flattens Chuck with a hard clothesline and the belt goes straight into Hall's forehead. CLONK!
Hogan drops the belt when he sees the referee turn round. The ref tries to push Hogan out of the ring but Hogan pushes back and knocks the ref over. Chuck's back on his feet and grabs Hogan and tries to whip him into the ropes but Hogan reverses and hits him with a BIG BOOT. He runs to the ropes to set up the leg drop but Rico, who's now back on his feet grabs his legs. Billy jumps into the ring and clotheslines Hogan over the ropes and then drags Chuck's arm over Hall's unconscious body. Miraculously the referee is back on his feet and makes the count while Billy runs to the other ropes and clotheslines Nash off the apron.
1..2..3
The winner is Chuck (RM18) and Billy (Cong Man). Chuck, Billy and Rico waste no time escaping and jump the security barriers and sprint through the crowd.
Back in the ring Nash (Allardini), Hall (-T- -Devil) and Hogan (-T- -Devil) appear to be having an argument. Hogan appears to be apologising but Hall and Nash start to push him. Then Hall clothelines him to the ground. He slowly drags him up put's him between his legs and destroy's him with the RAZORS EDGE. Hall and Nash look over the broken body of Hogan and laugh but their not finished yet. This time Nash drags him to his feet and POWERBOMBS hard onto the canvass. Hall and Nash laugh and walk off. What have they done?
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Congratulations to Chuck and Billy (RM18 and Cong Man) who progress to the no.1 contenders matchbut what are the consequences for the nWo?
This is quite a special match for me as it is my 20th OFFICIAL match (Official matches being ones put in the WWF forum Wrestling topic).
It all started back on the 31st of August when I wrote a match between Raven and Steve Blackman. Steve Blackman would serve me again on the 11th of January, when I won GAD for the triple threat match between Blackman, Bradshaw and Faarooq. I continued to set new ground by writing matches which ended in a DQ, double DQ and the flaming table match. Another crowning achievement was the 4-way Hell in a Cell, 4 writers match. I wrote the final segment in what was probably my favourite ending yet. I suppose I’m probably better known for my huge introductions, which set up rivalries and build anticipation for the match ahead. I’ve also been called upon to start rivalries off, which I’m always happy to do.
This is match number 20 for me and so I’m going to make another groundbreaking match. Enjoy!
Reaver (Ant) is seen in the back with Jetster.
“Hey Reaver! Why did you book yourself in this match?”
“The magician never reveals his secrets but all will be revealed by the end of the night! Just make sure no one interferes tonight!”
Cong Man and Hawk (Afrojoe) are in the back.
“Congy, you have your work cut out tonight. You and Reaver have a history and I doubt he has forgotten what happening with you winning the title off him.”
“I can’t say I’m not worried but as long as you have my back tonight, I’m going to be the one to face the champ!”
The Revolution is seen in the back but Scotty (Figo) is missing. Scotty suddenly bursts through the door in a rage.
“What’s up, Scotty?” says Kid Rock.
“Damn Reaver! I bumped into him on my way here and he said that the Revolution is banned from coming to the ring for this match! If Reaver gets in my way, he’ll soon know what I think about him!”
‘My Sacrifice’ hits and out comes Reaver (Ant). He has a smirk on his face as he slides in the ring carefully avoiding the barbed wire, which has replaced the ropes.
‘WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!’ plays and out comes Scotty (Figo) to a great reception. He gets in the ring and immediately gets in Reaver’s face! It could come to blows right now!
‘IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA!’ and evil Cong Man comes out with a barbed wire chair in hand. He points at Reaver and bashes the chair on the ground.
Scotty slides out of the ring and they begin trading blows. Reaver decides that this is the best time to ring the bell so this match is underway!
Scotty (Figo) is getting the better of the early exchanges and whips Cong Man towards the ring. Cong Man hits the ring hard, Scotty charges, FLAPJACK BY CONG MAN! SCOTTY HAS BEEN PLANTED ON THE BARBED WIRE! Scotty is clutching his chest! Cong Man walks back up the ramp and picks up the barbed wire chair, WHACK! Right on Scotty’s back! He slides the chair in the ring and then throws Scotty in. Cover by Cong Man. Reaver (Ant) does a leisurely count. 1… 2… KICK OUT! IT COULD EASILY HAVE BEEN 3!
Cong Man gets right into Reaver’s face. Reaver gestures to Cong Man that it was a two count. Cong Man turns round, SPEAR! Scotty picks up Cong Man, DDT ON THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR! Cover by Scotty. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Does Reaver know how to count to 3? That was yet another easy 3!
Scotty (Figo) gets in Reaver’s face again. Scotty is really annoyed and looks to swing a punch at Reaver! Cong Man from behind with the electric chair drop! Cong Man follows up with a Banana Split. Cong Man looks at Reaver (Ant). I think Cong Man may have to completely destroy Scotty to win this match. Cong Man picks up Scotty and hits a beautiful stalling vertical suplex onto the barbed wire chair!
Scotty is still moving so Cong Man decides to turn up the pressure instead of going for the cover. Cong Man throws Scotty into the corner and starts punching him in the chest, which was injured earlier. Scotty blocks one and slides out of the ring. Cong Man is systematically tearing Scotty apart!
Cong Man walks away, turns and leaps over the barbed wire ropes in a suicidal dive on Scotty (Figo)! OOOH! Cong Man missed and hit his head on the barrier! Scotty takes the initiative and starts stomping away on Cong Man. Scotty uses the opportunity and goes under the ring. What does he want from under there? IT’S A TABLE WRAPPED UP IN BARBED WIRE!
Scotty sets up the table on the outside and goes to suplex Cong Man through it! NO! Cong Man reverses and hits a double underhook DDT! Cong Man slides Scotty back in the ring and Cong Man follows. Reaver is having a word with Cong Man. It seems to have upset him! Cong Man goes to swing at Reaver! Scotty grabs his arm, spins him round, SCOTT BOTTOM!!! Cover by Scotty! Reaver counts… 1… 2… KICK OUT! Reaver (Ant) was counting so slowly! Scotty is seething! He stands up and pushes Reaver into the barbed wire! Reaver pushes Scotty back! Scotty turns round, THE CONGO BONGO, REVERSED! Scotty has Cong Man in a headlock and runs up the turnbuckle! CONG MAN THROWS SCOTTY THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!!!!
Cong Man faces towards the titantron and gestures for his tag team partner to come down! Jetster music hits and Jetster walks down with a mic in his hand!
“Hey Congy, have a look at this!”
Hawk (Afrojoe) appears on the titantron absolutely destroyed, possibly by Jetster. Jetster is slowly heading towards the ring. Cong Man can’t believe it! It’s a setup! Cong Man bad mouths Jetster, Jetster drops Cong Man’s face on the barbed wire, Cong Man turns round, DDT DRIVER BY REAVER!!! Reaver (Ant) goes for the cover and counts 1… 2… 3!
Jetster throws the mic to Reaver.
“It seems that I’m the number 1 contender! HA HA HA HA HA!”
The crowd boo in disgust as Reaver smashes Cong Man over the back with the barbed wire chair. Reaver and Jetster walk out of the arena leaving a trail of destruction behind them.
WINNER: REAVER (Ant)
A little controversial me thinks!
It all started back on the 31st of August when I wrote a match between Raven and Steve Blackman. Steve Blackman would serve me again on the 11th of January, when I won GAD for the triple threat match between Blackman, Bradshaw and Faarooq. I continued to set new ground by writing matches which ended in a DQ, double DQ and the flaming table match. Another crowning achievement was the 4-way Hell in a Cell, 4 writers match. I wrote the final segment in what was probably my favourite ending yet. I suppose I’m probably better known for my huge introductions, which set up rivalries and build anticipation for the match ahead. I’ve also been called upon to start rivalries off, which I’m always happy to do.
This is match number 20 for me and so I’m going to make another groundbreaking match. Enjoy!
Reaver (Ant) is seen in the back with Jetster.
“Hey Reaver! Why did you book yourself in this match?”
“The magician never reveals his secrets but all will be revealed by the end of the night! Just make sure no one interferes tonight!”
Cong Man and Hawk (Afrojoe) are in the back.
“Congy, you have your work cut out tonight. You and Reaver have a history and I doubt he has forgotten what happening with you winning the title off him.”
“I can’t say I’m not worried but as long as you have my back tonight, I’m going to be the one to face the champ!”
The Revolution is seen in the back but Scotty (Figo) is missing. Scotty suddenly bursts through the door in a rage.
“What’s up, Scotty?” says Kid Rock.
“Damn Reaver! I bumped into him on my way here and he said that the Revolution is banned from coming to the ring for this match! If Reaver gets in my way, he’ll soon know what I think about him!”
‘My Sacrifice’ hits and out comes Reaver (Ant). He has a smirk on his face as he slides in the ring carefully avoiding the barbed wire, which has replaced the ropes.
‘WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!’ plays and out comes Scotty (Figo) to a great reception. He gets in the ring and immediately gets in Reaver’s face! It could come to blows right now!
‘IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA!’ and evil Cong Man comes out with a barbed wire chair in hand. He points at Reaver and bashes the chair on the ground.
Scotty slides out of the ring and they begin trading blows. Reaver decides that this is the best time to ring the bell so this match is underway!
Scotty (Figo) is getting the better of the early exchanges and whips Cong Man towards the ring. Cong Man hits the ring hard, Scotty charges, FLAPJACK BY CONG MAN! SCOTTY HAS BEEN PLANTED ON THE BARBED WIRE! Scotty is clutching his chest! Cong Man walks back up the ramp and picks up the barbed wire chair, WHACK! Right on Scotty’s back! He slides the chair in the ring and then throws Scotty in. Cover by Cong Man. Reaver (Ant) does a leisurely count. 1… 2… KICK OUT! IT COULD EASILY HAVE BEEN 3!
Cong Man gets right into Reaver’s face. Reaver gestures to Cong Man that it was a two count. Cong Man turns round, SPEAR! Scotty picks up Cong Man, DDT ON THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR! Cover by Scotty. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Does Reaver know how to count to 3? That was yet another easy 3!
Scotty (Figo) gets in Reaver’s face again. Scotty is really annoyed and looks to swing a punch at Reaver! Cong Man from behind with the electric chair drop! Cong Man follows up with a Banana Split. Cong Man looks at Reaver (Ant). I think Cong Man may have to completely destroy Scotty to win this match. Cong Man picks up Scotty and hits a beautiful stalling vertical suplex onto the barbed wire chair!
Scotty is still moving so Cong Man decides to turn up the pressure instead of going for the cover. Cong Man throws Scotty into the corner and starts punching him in the chest, which was injured earlier. Scotty blocks one and slides out of the ring. Cong Man is systematically tearing Scotty apart!
Cong Man walks away, turns and leaps over the barbed wire ropes in a suicidal dive on Scotty (Figo)! OOOH! Cong Man missed and hit his head on the barrier! Scotty takes the initiative and starts stomping away on Cong Man. Scotty uses the opportunity and goes under the ring. What does he want from under there? IT’S A TABLE WRAPPED UP IN BARBED WIRE!
Scotty sets up the table on the outside and goes to suplex Cong Man through it! NO! Cong Man reverses and hits a double underhook DDT! Cong Man slides Scotty back in the ring and Cong Man follows. Reaver is having a word with Cong Man. It seems to have upset him! Cong Man goes to swing at Reaver! Scotty grabs his arm, spins him round, SCOTT BOTTOM!!! Cover by Scotty! Reaver counts… 1… 2… KICK OUT! Reaver (Ant) was counting so slowly! Scotty is seething! He stands up and pushes Reaver into the barbed wire! Reaver pushes Scotty back! Scotty turns round, THE CONGO BONGO, REVERSED! Scotty has Cong Man in a headlock and runs up the turnbuckle! CONG MAN THROWS SCOTTY THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!!!!
Cong Man faces towards the titantron and gestures for his tag team partner to come down! Jetster music hits and Jetster walks down with a mic in his hand!
“Hey Congy, have a look at this!”
Hawk (Afrojoe) appears on the titantron absolutely destroyed, possibly by Jetster. Jetster is slowly heading towards the ring. Cong Man can’t believe it! It’s a setup! Cong Man bad mouths Jetster, Jetster drops Cong Man’s face on the barbed wire, Cong Man turns round, DDT DRIVER BY REAVER!!! Reaver (Ant) goes for the cover and counts 1… 2… 3!
Jetster throws the mic to Reaver.
“It seems that I’m the number 1 contender! HA HA HA HA HA!”
The crowd boo in disgust as Reaver smashes Cong Man over the back with the barbed wire chair. Reaver and Jetster walk out of the arena leaving a trail of destruction behind them.
WINNER: REAVER (Ant)
A little controversial me thinks!
Good day, and welcome to today's SRW Wrestling match. The match is for the King of the Ring tournament, and in this 1st Round match, we will see a showdown between Billy Gunn (Ant) and Lance Storm (MikeAll). Enjoy.
"Youuuuu looooook soooo.... good to me" plays out around the arena to welcome Billy Gunn to the ring, accompanied by his tag team partner, Chuck Palumbo, and his fashion designer, Rico. Billy struts down the ramp, and looks confident that he can advance in the King of the Ring tournament in this First Round match with Lance Storm.
*Lance Storm's music hits* and here comes the most serious man in WWF/WWE history. He approaches the ring, yet again with a serious expression on his face. Lance wants to get this match going as quickly as possible. He climbs into the ring, and immediatly runs at Billy. The sound of DING DING DING sounds as he hits Billy in the face....
..Billy hits back straight away though, and an exchange of punches start. Billy hits... Storm hits... Billy hits... Storm hits... but then Billy kicks Storm down low, and is able to knock Storm down with a harde knee into the face. Lance Storm is back up almost immediatly though, and he pushes Billy onto the ropes. THWACK! A chop by Lance Storm, who then throws Billy off the rope in an Irish Whip. Billy ducks under a clothesline from Storm, and runs off the other rope. He ducks under yet another punch, and throws Storm off the opposite rope from the one he was thrown off. As Storm returns, Billy goes under him, and as Storm returns again, Billy star jumps over him. As Storm returns for a 3rd time, Billy tries a clothesline, but Lance Storm ducks under, and performs a strong Neckbreaker. A big Oooooh comes from the crowd. Nice move by Lance. He goes for a cover. 1, 2... and a kick out from Billy Gunn.
Storm looks around angrily, before picking Billy up by the hair. He puts Billy onto the ropes, and gives him a couple of chops, both of which, the crowd reply to with large Oooooooohhh's. Storm then whips Billy off the ropes yet again, and as Billy returns, Storm plants him with a Powerslam. Great move there by Storm, who has a great technical ability. Outside the ring, Rico and Chuck are trying to give Billy support by hitting their hands off the mat. Storm runs off the ropes, and applies an Elbow Drop into the heart of Billy Gunn. He isn't wasting any time in getting it all done either. He picks Billy Gunn up, and throws him into the corner. Storm puts Billy in a sitting position on the top rope. He then runs to the other side of the ring. He runs towards Billy, and jumps up into the corner, all the way up onto Billy's shoulders and performs a Hurracanrana. What a brilliant Hurracanrana there by Storm. The crowd are applauding as he goes for the cover. 1, 2, th... oh, just a kick out by Billy Gunn. Storm can't believe he hadn't wrapped up the match.
Storm walks over to the referee, and claps his hands together 3 times, and we all know what he means. So does the ref. Storm walks back over to Billy, but his time wasting has let Billy gain some strength, which he uses to give Storm 3 punches into the ribs, which has him leaning over, and Billy looks to go for the Fame-ass-er, but Storm pushes him away. Storm knocks Billy onto the ropes, but before he can do any chops or an Irish Whip, Billy sticks a finger in his eye, and Storm walks away holding his face in pain. As he turns back around, Billy Gunn hits him in the face with a Dropkick. Billy runs off the ropes, and hits a Leg Drop on Storm. He then picks up Storm, and plants him onto the mat with a large Suplex. Billy goes for his first cover of the match. 1, 2.. and a kick out from Lance Storm.
Billy picks Storm up, and throws him out of the ring. He whips Storm onto the crowd barrier, but Storm bounces right back off it and delivers a devastating clothesline, which made Billy flip in mid-air. Storm picks Billy Gunn up, and throws him back into the ring. Storm likes to keep the match where it should be. He throws Billy off the ropes, but Billy reverses it. But wait! Rico's up on the ropes. The Ref goes over to stop him entering the ring. Storm sees this as a useful distraction and runs at Billy, but Billy ducks under his attempt at a clothesline, and Chuck, who was ready and waiting hits Storm with a Spinebuster. As Rico climbs down and Chuck slides out, Billy picks up Storm and hits a Fame-ass-er on him. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING!!!
"Youuuu loooooook sooo.... good to me..." plays out all over the arena as Chuck, Billy and Rico escape up the ramp. The crowd are booing, as a good technical match was finished early because of interference from Billy's 'helpers'. The crowd were even starting to get behind Lance Storm there, and Lance'll feel cheated at not being able to advance to the next round of KOTR.
Billy Gunn (Ant) is through to the next round.
Unlucky Lance Storm (MikeAll)
Cheers, AJ.
"Youuuuu looooook soooo.... good to me" plays out around the arena to welcome Billy Gunn to the ring, accompanied by his tag team partner, Chuck Palumbo, and his fashion designer, Rico. Billy struts down the ramp, and looks confident that he can advance in the King of the Ring tournament in this First Round match with Lance Storm.
*Lance Storm's music hits* and here comes the most serious man in WWF/WWE history. He approaches the ring, yet again with a serious expression on his face. Lance wants to get this match going as quickly as possible. He climbs into the ring, and immediatly runs at Billy. The sound of DING DING DING sounds as he hits Billy in the face....
..Billy hits back straight away though, and an exchange of punches start. Billy hits... Storm hits... Billy hits... Storm hits... but then Billy kicks Storm down low, and is able to knock Storm down with a harde knee into the face. Lance Storm is back up almost immediatly though, and he pushes Billy onto the ropes. THWACK! A chop by Lance Storm, who then throws Billy off the rope in an Irish Whip. Billy ducks under a clothesline from Storm, and runs off the other rope. He ducks under yet another punch, and throws Storm off the opposite rope from the one he was thrown off. As Storm returns, Billy goes under him, and as Storm returns again, Billy star jumps over him. As Storm returns for a 3rd time, Billy tries a clothesline, but Lance Storm ducks under, and performs a strong Neckbreaker. A big Oooooh comes from the crowd. Nice move by Lance. He goes for a cover. 1, 2... and a kick out from Billy Gunn.
Storm looks around angrily, before picking Billy up by the hair. He puts Billy onto the ropes, and gives him a couple of chops, both of which, the crowd reply to with large Oooooooohhh's. Storm then whips Billy off the ropes yet again, and as Billy returns, Storm plants him with a Powerslam. Great move there by Storm, who has a great technical ability. Outside the ring, Rico and Chuck are trying to give Billy support by hitting their hands off the mat. Storm runs off the ropes, and applies an Elbow Drop into the heart of Billy Gunn. He isn't wasting any time in getting it all done either. He picks Billy Gunn up, and throws him into the corner. Storm puts Billy in a sitting position on the top rope. He then runs to the other side of the ring. He runs towards Billy, and jumps up into the corner, all the way up onto Billy's shoulders and performs a Hurracanrana. What a brilliant Hurracanrana there by Storm. The crowd are applauding as he goes for the cover. 1, 2, th... oh, just a kick out by Billy Gunn. Storm can't believe he hadn't wrapped up the match.
Storm walks over to the referee, and claps his hands together 3 times, and we all know what he means. So does the ref. Storm walks back over to Billy, but his time wasting has let Billy gain some strength, which he uses to give Storm 3 punches into the ribs, which has him leaning over, and Billy looks to go for the Fame-ass-er, but Storm pushes him away. Storm knocks Billy onto the ropes, but before he can do any chops or an Irish Whip, Billy sticks a finger in his eye, and Storm walks away holding his face in pain. As he turns back around, Billy Gunn hits him in the face with a Dropkick. Billy runs off the ropes, and hits a Leg Drop on Storm. He then picks up Storm, and plants him onto the mat with a large Suplex. Billy goes for his first cover of the match. 1, 2.. and a kick out from Lance Storm.
Billy picks Storm up, and throws him out of the ring. He whips Storm onto the crowd barrier, but Storm bounces right back off it and delivers a devastating clothesline, which made Billy flip in mid-air. Storm picks Billy Gunn up, and throws him back into the ring. Storm likes to keep the match where it should be. He throws Billy off the ropes, but Billy reverses it. But wait! Rico's up on the ropes. The Ref goes over to stop him entering the ring. Storm sees this as a useful distraction and runs at Billy, but Billy ducks under his attempt at a clothesline, and Chuck, who was ready and waiting hits Storm with a Spinebuster. As Rico climbs down and Chuck slides out, Billy picks up Storm and hits a Fame-ass-er on him. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING!!!
"Youuuu loooooook sooo.... good to me..." plays out all over the arena as Chuck, Billy and Rico escape up the ramp. The crowd are booing, as a good technical match was finished early because of interference from Billy's 'helpers'. The crowd were even starting to get behind Lance Storm there, and Lance'll feel cheated at not being able to advance to the next round of KOTR.
Billy Gunn (Ant) is through to the next round.
Unlucky Lance Storm (MikeAll)
Cheers, AJ.
Marc Lloyd is stood backstage with a microphone in his hand. “Tazz, our reigning Hardcore Champion, I understand that you have some comments for the front office?” Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) gives a glare to the camera before snatching the mic. “Marc, you like the sound of your own voice don’t you? Just shut up and make me look good. Yeah II got a few things to say to the front office. Look at this belt around my waist Marc. What does it mean? To me it means I’m the most hardcore athlete in this federation. But to the people who matter, it obviously means jack. Cos they haven’t even booked me to defend this belt at this PPV…”
Tazz trails off as Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) has wandered into view and is staring Tazz down. “You got a problem little man?” Asks Tazz. Brock says nothing but hits Tazz with a huge right hand! Tazz goes to punch back but Brock ducks it and in a flash Tazz is up on his shoulders. Spinning face-buster to the concrete!!! Brock Lesnar signals for referee Charles Robinson and makes the cover! 1---2---3! New hardcore champ! Charles Robinson calls for the bell, but before he has chance to hand the new champion the belt, CLANG!!!
Here’s Raven (Starlight) and he just hit Brock full on over the back of the head with a trash can! Brock didn’t flinch! He plants a boot in Raven’s stomach and in a flash has him up in a powerbomb position! He turns slightly though and drives Raven straight through a wooden pallet! Raven has almost been split in two! Brock stands with an evil smirk on his face! Ponly long enough for Shane McMahon (Cong Man) to come running into shot though! Shane O’ Mac charges straight at this behemoth! Unfortunately for Shane, Brock sees him coming and uses his momentum to launch him straight through a window in the backstage area! Shane goes down in a shower of glass!!!
Haku (Shaneo) was sat having a coffee in the backstage area, but sees his opportunity and charges at Brock! Haku with a big punch that barely phase big Brock! Headbutt! Oh MY GOD!!! Lesnar didn’t even flinch! Brock with a headbutt of his own and Haku didn’t flinch! This is turning into a headbutt contest! Double headbutt!!! Both men stagger backwards! Roll-up!!! Crash (Grandprix) has snuck in and tries to get the roll-up pin on Brock! He’s got Jack Doan with him…1---2---Kick out from brock Lesnar who is now bleeding from a gash to his head! Crash shoots back up, but is met by a spine buster from Lesnar. Crash’s head makes a sickening thud on the concrete!
GORE! GORE! GORE!!! Rhyno (Jetser0 just charged Brock Lesnar and sends him staggering backwards! Rhyno makes the cover but Haku breaks up the count! Look out, the backstage area has filled with wrestlers all after that Hardcore belt!!! I can see Steve Blackman (Ant), Bradshaw (Kid Rock), Big Show (Longy), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Brian Adams (Scott Giles) Chris Kanyon (big Slow), Viscera (AfroJoe), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Big Boss Man (Mike All) and Maven (Tazz) all out there and they’re all going at it now!!!
Brock Lesnar has Haku and just drove him head first into a wall!!! It dented the wall but didn’t pphase Halu, who locks in a Tongan death grip! But Brock with a swift kick to the groin! Haku is doubled up and Brock pushes him headlong into a stack of oil barrels which collapse on top of poor Haku!!! THWACK!!! It’s Steve Blackman (Ant) now with his trusty kendo stick to the head of Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder). Brock just took it, like he didn’t feel a thing! THWACK! THWACK!!! THWA-SNAP!!! Blackman with three more shots and he broke the kendo stick! Brock still doesn’t move! Kick to the midsection of Blackman, Powerbomb! And he hauls him back up for another! And another!!! Blackman slumps into a heap!!!
CLANG!!! Viscera (AfroJoe) with a chair shot from behind to Brock Lesnar! Brock felt that one, he doubles up! Viscera swings that chair again, but Brock moved! Quick as a flash he hits Big Vis with a pair of roght hands and has the huge Viscera up on his shoulders, spinning face-buster!!! What stregnth!!! Brock has that chair now CLANG!!! He just bent it over the head of Justin Credible (Rickoss). Credible goes down like he’s been shot! CLANG!!! There’s one for Maven (Tazz) too. Brock quickly turns and sees Bradshaw running at him, SPINEBUSTER!!! Bradshaw’s head hits the concrete with a sickening thud! CLANG!!! Chair shot knocks down Kanyon (Big_Slow) CLANG!!! Chair shot to Brian Adams (Scott Giles) and the chair, which was already bent almost in two, just broke clean in half!!!
Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) and The Bossman (MikeAll) stop fighting each other and try to double team Lesnar, but this monster cuts them off with a double-noggin-knocker! Bossman gets scooped up and Brock poewr-slams him on the cold unforgiving concrete floor. Hardcore Holly , who was still staggering around is also scooped up and gets gorilla-press-dropped for his trouble!
Brock is running rampant! But wait!!! It’s the Big Show (Longy)!!!He just grabbed Brock Lesnar by the throat and he’s signalling for that big chokeslam!!! But Brock cuts him off with a kick to the groin!!! Low blow ref!!! Oh, hold on, this is Hardcore!!! Brock lifyts the Big Show!!! Great display of strength again from Lesnar as he heaves the massive frame of the Show on to his shoulders! Brock is turning red but still manages to perform his spinning face buster on the Show! That was inhuman!!!
Brock looks around, but all his challengers are lying in heaps!!! He takes his belt and walks away sneering. This monster has just beaten the entire Hardcore division on his own. Can anybody stop him?
Tazz trails off as Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder) has wandered into view and is staring Tazz down. “You got a problem little man?” Asks Tazz. Brock says nothing but hits Tazz with a huge right hand! Tazz goes to punch back but Brock ducks it and in a flash Tazz is up on his shoulders. Spinning face-buster to the concrete!!! Brock Lesnar signals for referee Charles Robinson and makes the cover! 1---2---3! New hardcore champ! Charles Robinson calls for the bell, but before he has chance to hand the new champion the belt, CLANG!!!
Here’s Raven (Starlight) and he just hit Brock full on over the back of the head with a trash can! Brock didn’t flinch! He plants a boot in Raven’s stomach and in a flash has him up in a powerbomb position! He turns slightly though and drives Raven straight through a wooden pallet! Raven has almost been split in two! Brock stands with an evil smirk on his face! Ponly long enough for Shane McMahon (Cong Man) to come running into shot though! Shane O’ Mac charges straight at this behemoth! Unfortunately for Shane, Brock sees him coming and uses his momentum to launch him straight through a window in the backstage area! Shane goes down in a shower of glass!!!
Haku (Shaneo) was sat having a coffee in the backstage area, but sees his opportunity and charges at Brock! Haku with a big punch that barely phase big Brock! Headbutt! Oh MY GOD!!! Lesnar didn’t even flinch! Brock with a headbutt of his own and Haku didn’t flinch! This is turning into a headbutt contest! Double headbutt!!! Both men stagger backwards! Roll-up!!! Crash (Grandprix) has snuck in and tries to get the roll-up pin on Brock! He’s got Jack Doan with him…1---2---Kick out from brock Lesnar who is now bleeding from a gash to his head! Crash shoots back up, but is met by a spine buster from Lesnar. Crash’s head makes a sickening thud on the concrete!
GORE! GORE! GORE!!! Rhyno (Jetser0 just charged Brock Lesnar and sends him staggering backwards! Rhyno makes the cover but Haku breaks up the count! Look out, the backstage area has filled with wrestlers all after that Hardcore belt!!! I can see Steve Blackman (Ant), Bradshaw (Kid Rock), Big Show (Longy), Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster), Brian Adams (Scott Giles) Chris Kanyon (big Slow), Viscera (AfroJoe), Justin Credible (Rickoss), Big Boss Man (Mike All) and Maven (Tazz) all out there and they’re all going at it now!!!
Brock Lesnar has Haku and just drove him head first into a wall!!! It dented the wall but didn’t pphase Halu, who locks in a Tongan death grip! But Brock with a swift kick to the groin! Haku is doubled up and Brock pushes him headlong into a stack of oil barrels which collapse on top of poor Haku!!! THWACK!!! It’s Steve Blackman (Ant) now with his trusty kendo stick to the head of Brock Lesnar (Dead Wonder). Brock just took it, like he didn’t feel a thing! THWACK! THWACK!!! THWA-SNAP!!! Blackman with three more shots and he broke the kendo stick! Brock still doesn’t move! Kick to the midsection of Blackman, Powerbomb! And he hauls him back up for another! And another!!! Blackman slumps into a heap!!!
CLANG!!! Viscera (AfroJoe) with a chair shot from behind to Brock Lesnar! Brock felt that one, he doubles up! Viscera swings that chair again, but Brock moved! Quick as a flash he hits Big Vis with a pair of roght hands and has the huge Viscera up on his shoulders, spinning face-buster!!! What stregnth!!! Brock has that chair now CLANG!!! He just bent it over the head of Justin Credible (Rickoss). Credible goes down like he’s been shot! CLANG!!! There’s one for Maven (Tazz) too. Brock quickly turns and sees Bradshaw running at him, SPINEBUSTER!!! Bradshaw’s head hits the concrete with a sickening thud! CLANG!!! Chair shot knocks down Kanyon (Big_Slow) CLANG!!! Chair shot to Brian Adams (Scott Giles) and the chair, which was already bent almost in two, just broke clean in half!!!
Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) and The Bossman (MikeAll) stop fighting each other and try to double team Lesnar, but this monster cuts them off with a double-noggin-knocker! Bossman gets scooped up and Brock poewr-slams him on the cold unforgiving concrete floor. Hardcore Holly , who was still staggering around is also scooped up and gets gorilla-press-dropped for his trouble!
Brock is running rampant! But wait!!! It’s the Big Show (Longy)!!!He just grabbed Brock Lesnar by the throat and he’s signalling for that big chokeslam!!! But Brock cuts him off with a kick to the groin!!! Low blow ref!!! Oh, hold on, this is Hardcore!!! Brock lifyts the Big Show!!! Great display of strength again from Lesnar as he heaves the massive frame of the Show on to his shoulders! Brock is turning red but still manages to perform his spinning face buster on the Show! That was inhuman!!!
Brock looks around, but all his challengers are lying in heaps!!! He takes his belt and walks away sneering. This monster has just beaten the entire Hardcore division on his own. Can anybody stop him?
In this table match the tables are already at ringside and both member must be put through a table in order for that team to win.
Wow! What a match that was King, how can that ever be beaten!?
Well as good as that was this next match could just top it off! We’ve got the Tag Team Titles on the line, it’s the Hardy Boyz Vs Chuck and Billy! JR if that doesn’t excite you I don’t know what will!
JR stays silent and stares quite menacingly at King
Well, both these teams have a history let me tell you that but...
YOU LOOK SO GOOD TO ME!!
Chuck and Billy’s (Big Slow and Cong Man)music hits and the contenders for the tag team titles come out to a hostile booing crowd, regardless C&B show off and flaunt their bodies all the way down the rampway pretending to be some sort of fashion models, posing and laughing. They are accompanied by their stylist who praises them and once they are in the ring and after another pose he begins to pump them up for the match.
The Hardy Boyz (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) music hits to a chorus of cheers! The Tag Team Champions come out on the stage with their belts and the crowd goes wild, they are accompanied by Lita and they celebrate together at the top of the ramp before Team Xtreme run down, dodge one of the tables already set up and slide into the ring in an attempt to catch their opponents unawares.
Chuck and Billy pounce on the Hardyz as they slide in and begin hammering away at their backs, Chuck throws Jeff over the top rope as Billy beats on Matt in the corner, C&B’s stylist quickly takes advantage and hurtles Jeff into the steel steps! WHAM! He quickly picks him back up but the referee heard the noise made by the stairs and moves Chuck out of the way to get a better look and sees the stylist deliver a spinning heel kick to the head! That almost took Jeff’s head right off!! The referee runs over and tells the stylist to leave ringside! Chuck and now Billy now begin protesting as the referee calls for back up as he refuses to leave!
Lita however quickly jumps to the top rope and as Billy turns around to Matt again she delivers a HURICANRANA FROM THE TOP!! The crowd cheer like mad! This however backfired as the backup referees running down the rampway saw this and have now ordered Lita to go to the back! What the hell? The crowd begin to boo the referees and start up a LITA, LITA chant! This is outta control and the match hasn’t even begun! Billy rolls Jeff into the ring and claims that he’s ok and that his stylist didn’t harm him but to no avail. Furious C&B closeline down both Hardys and further protest their stylist being taken away from them as the bell finally rings. The backup referees attempt to detain Lita and the stylist from returning to ringside and walk them up to the top of the ramp where the two get into each others face and exchange some hard right hand shots! Something needs to be done to control this match, the crowd is cheering wildly again now! The stylist is in shock at Lita’s strength and high tails it into the back screaming and waving is arms around like a little girl with Lita giving chase!
It’s now too late as Lita and C&B’s stylist has been sent to the back! They’ve got to go and Chuck and Billy are furious and begin viciously intimidating the referee, the Hardyz quickly take advantage and sneak up behind them and they Matt performs a school boy on Chuck and Jeff closelines Billy over the top rope! But wait why is Matt pinning Chuck this is a table match, the referee simply shakes is head as Jeff walks over to his partner and together still with Chuck in the School Boy position astonishingly they lift him up and stagger over the edge of the ring with him held high and CRASH!! OH MY GOD! A powerbomb like manoeuvre over the top rope and through the table! I can’t believe it, what impact! What an unorthodox yet very successful move by the Hardys!
Billy crawls over to his fallen partner as the Hardyz celebrate, Billy tries to help his partner but for now he is down and hurting. Billy picks up a piece of the broken table and slides into the ring, the Hardys are on top of their game however and pounce on him and collectively soon have him beaten down, both men Irish whip him off the ropes and deliver a highly elevated double arm drag! Matt tells Jeff to bring another table inside the ring and he does so and sets it up. Jeff walks over to the ropes and climbs up as the crowd come to their feet, could this be it? Matt picks Billy up but Billy is able to fight back and whips Matt head first into the turnbuckle! What a move that was!
By this time Chuck as recovered somewhat and climbs into the ring, Jeff however sees Billy and flies off the top rope and performs the mover he calls WHISPER IN THE WIND!! Billy dodges it but an unsuspecting Chuck gets nailed, Billy quickly neckbreakers Jeff to take him down then goes to work on Matt.
He puts Matt next to the table and uses the broken table piece he brought in earlier to cream Matt knocking him onto the table WHACK! The table piece itself broke in two again! This is unbelievable! Billy places Matt on the table so his head hanging right on the edge of the table, Billy taps the back of his leg as the crowd cheer because they know what they’re about to see, everyone is in shock will he do it, Billy runs off the ropes and NO! FAMEASSER!! CRASH!! Matt is driven through the table in style! Billy is extremely proud of himself as he picks his partner back up.
The referee clears the ring of the debris as C&B go and collect another table, it’s sudden death now, one a piece! The two slide back in and set up the table and head over toward Jeff, Jeff backward rolls out of the way and onto his feet and from there diving double closelines the challengers! He quickly gets back p as there is no time to loose now and help his fallen brother. Matt struggles to his feet barely and Jeff runs over to Billy and kicks him out of the ring and accidentally knock the ref down in the process Jeff throws Chuck into Matt and Matt locks in a standing front headlock. Jeff jumps to the top rope as Matt puts Chuck onto the table, Jeff stands on the turnbuckle as a huge ovation fills the arena SWANTON BOMB!! CRASH!! OH NO!! He missed! Jeff fell through the table, Billy hurries into the ring again and tries to recover the referee and claim he has won the match! The referee is to his feet and Matt dives over there and knocks the ref down from behind! Matt refuses to loose his titles in such a manner! Matt then delivers a TWIST OF FATE on Billy, WHAM!! Excellently executed! He then drags Jeff from the debris and shockingly drags Billy in! What the hell? The crowd are suprised by the actions of Matt Hardy! Chuck in the meantime has gone outside the ring and brought in the tag team titles but the referee is up and sees the fallen Billy and announces the Hardys the winners! I can’t believe it! That’s no way for a match to be won!
Chuck is motionless with shock and dives at Matt Tag Team Belt first and WHACK!! Nails him down, the crowd is unsure how to cheer here but most cheer the Hardys winning as their music plays, Lita runs back down and help out here fellow team extreme members but on the way up the isle when Matt has his arms raised in victory both Lita and Jeff stare at their partner with a suprised yet confused look on their faces.
Congrats to IB and Grandprix for retaining their titles.
Hur hur to Big Slow and Cong Man because you lost. ;0)
Why did Matt do what he do? Did C&B deserve it for attempting to cheat in the first place? Will Ant ever stop stealing Tony’s sugar? Does anyone care?
Find out whenever I’m feeling in the mood to tell you all. :0)
Thanks for reading
Starlight (You're new number 1)
Wow! What a match that was King, how can that ever be beaten!?
Well as good as that was this next match could just top it off! We’ve got the Tag Team Titles on the line, it’s the Hardy Boyz Vs Chuck and Billy! JR if that doesn’t excite you I don’t know what will!
JR stays silent and stares quite menacingly at King
Well, both these teams have a history let me tell you that but...
YOU LOOK SO GOOD TO ME!!
Chuck and Billy’s (Big Slow and Cong Man)music hits and the contenders for the tag team titles come out to a hostile booing crowd, regardless C&B show off and flaunt their bodies all the way down the rampway pretending to be some sort of fashion models, posing and laughing. They are accompanied by their stylist who praises them and once they are in the ring and after another pose he begins to pump them up for the match.
The Hardy Boyz (Ice Blaster and Grandprix) music hits to a chorus of cheers! The Tag Team Champions come out on the stage with their belts and the crowd goes wild, they are accompanied by Lita and they celebrate together at the top of the ramp before Team Xtreme run down, dodge one of the tables already set up and slide into the ring in an attempt to catch their opponents unawares.
Chuck and Billy pounce on the Hardyz as they slide in and begin hammering away at their backs, Chuck throws Jeff over the top rope as Billy beats on Matt in the corner, C&B’s stylist quickly takes advantage and hurtles Jeff into the steel steps! WHAM! He quickly picks him back up but the referee heard the noise made by the stairs and moves Chuck out of the way to get a better look and sees the stylist deliver a spinning heel kick to the head! That almost took Jeff’s head right off!! The referee runs over and tells the stylist to leave ringside! Chuck and now Billy now begin protesting as the referee calls for back up as he refuses to leave!
Lita however quickly jumps to the top rope and as Billy turns around to Matt again she delivers a HURICANRANA FROM THE TOP!! The crowd cheer like mad! This however backfired as the backup referees running down the rampway saw this and have now ordered Lita to go to the back! What the hell? The crowd begin to boo the referees and start up a LITA, LITA chant! This is outta control and the match hasn’t even begun! Billy rolls Jeff into the ring and claims that he’s ok and that his stylist didn’t harm him but to no avail. Furious C&B closeline down both Hardys and further protest their stylist being taken away from them as the bell finally rings. The backup referees attempt to detain Lita and the stylist from returning to ringside and walk them up to the top of the ramp where the two get into each others face and exchange some hard right hand shots! Something needs to be done to control this match, the crowd is cheering wildly again now! The stylist is in shock at Lita’s strength and high tails it into the back screaming and waving is arms around like a little girl with Lita giving chase!
It’s now too late as Lita and C&B’s stylist has been sent to the back! They’ve got to go and Chuck and Billy are furious and begin viciously intimidating the referee, the Hardyz quickly take advantage and sneak up behind them and they Matt performs a school boy on Chuck and Jeff closelines Billy over the top rope! But wait why is Matt pinning Chuck this is a table match, the referee simply shakes is head as Jeff walks over to his partner and together still with Chuck in the School Boy position astonishingly they lift him up and stagger over the edge of the ring with him held high and CRASH!! OH MY GOD! A powerbomb like manoeuvre over the top rope and through the table! I can’t believe it, what impact! What an unorthodox yet very successful move by the Hardys!
Billy crawls over to his fallen partner as the Hardyz celebrate, Billy tries to help his partner but for now he is down and hurting. Billy picks up a piece of the broken table and slides into the ring, the Hardys are on top of their game however and pounce on him and collectively soon have him beaten down, both men Irish whip him off the ropes and deliver a highly elevated double arm drag! Matt tells Jeff to bring another table inside the ring and he does so and sets it up. Jeff walks over to the ropes and climbs up as the crowd come to their feet, could this be it? Matt picks Billy up but Billy is able to fight back and whips Matt head first into the turnbuckle! What a move that was!
By this time Chuck as recovered somewhat and climbs into the ring, Jeff however sees Billy and flies off the top rope and performs the mover he calls WHISPER IN THE WIND!! Billy dodges it but an unsuspecting Chuck gets nailed, Billy quickly neckbreakers Jeff to take him down then goes to work on Matt.
He puts Matt next to the table and uses the broken table piece he brought in earlier to cream Matt knocking him onto the table WHACK! The table piece itself broke in two again! This is unbelievable! Billy places Matt on the table so his head hanging right on the edge of the table, Billy taps the back of his leg as the crowd cheer because they know what they’re about to see, everyone is in shock will he do it, Billy runs off the ropes and NO! FAMEASSER!! CRASH!! Matt is driven through the table in style! Billy is extremely proud of himself as he picks his partner back up.
The referee clears the ring of the debris as C&B go and collect another table, it’s sudden death now, one a piece! The two slide back in and set up the table and head over toward Jeff, Jeff backward rolls out of the way and onto his feet and from there diving double closelines the challengers! He quickly gets back p as there is no time to loose now and help his fallen brother. Matt struggles to his feet barely and Jeff runs over to Billy and kicks him out of the ring and accidentally knock the ref down in the process Jeff throws Chuck into Matt and Matt locks in a standing front headlock. Jeff jumps to the top rope as Matt puts Chuck onto the table, Jeff stands on the turnbuckle as a huge ovation fills the arena SWANTON BOMB!! CRASH!! OH NO!! He missed! Jeff fell through the table, Billy hurries into the ring again and tries to recover the referee and claim he has won the match! The referee is to his feet and Matt dives over there and knocks the ref down from behind! Matt refuses to loose his titles in such a manner! Matt then delivers a TWIST OF FATE on Billy, WHAM!! Excellently executed! He then drags Jeff from the debris and shockingly drags Billy in! What the hell? The crowd are suprised by the actions of Matt Hardy! Chuck in the meantime has gone outside the ring and brought in the tag team titles but the referee is up and sees the fallen Billy and announces the Hardys the winners! I can’t believe it! That’s no way for a match to be won!
Chuck is motionless with shock and dives at Matt Tag Team Belt first and WHACK!! Nails him down, the crowd is unsure how to cheer here but most cheer the Hardys winning as their music plays, Lita runs back down and help out here fellow team extreme members but on the way up the isle when Matt has his arms raised in victory both Lita and Jeff stare at their partner with a suprised yet confused look on their faces.
Congrats to IB and Grandprix for retaining their titles.
Hur hur to Big Slow and Cong Man because you lost. ;0)
Why did Matt do what he do? Did C&B deserve it for attempting to cheat in the first place? Will Ant ever stop stealing Tony’s sugar? Does anyone care?
Find out whenever I’m feeling in the mood to tell you all. :0)
Thanks for reading
Starlight (You're new number 1)
Welcome to SR Wrestling and our latest PPV extravaganza, King of the Ring! Well what a PPV we’ve witnessed so far! Some great match ups, but I think that things may still be hotting up…what? Who’s that…it’s the Terminators, we haven’t seen them in a while, in fact, and I think this is their first appearance in SRW!
The Terminators music hits and they come strutting down to the ring, god, they think they own the place! The crowd’s reaction is a little ambivalent – they don’t even though who these guys are, but by God they look impressive! The Exterminator slides into the ring and climbs onto the turnbuckle to some cheers as The Executor walks round the ring, goes to Howard Finkel and picks up a mic.
The Executor gets on the mic. ‘Can you believe that this is the first, yes the first time; the Terminators have made an appearance in SR Wrestling? I mean, I could understand it if we were some two-bob, thrown-together-at-the-last-minute amateurs, but you are looking at the finest tag team in wrestling today, and possibly any day, in the TERMINATORS! And if you idiots weren’t blind to the truth, you could see that!’
The mixed reaction turns most definitely into a cacophony of boos – they certainly causes a stir! The Terminator, who has been vigorously nodding his head in agreement and gesturing to the crowd throughout, gets the mic from his partner.
‘Of course, we talk the talk, but as someone will find out tonight, we can also walk the walk. We haven’t even had a match yet…but we’ll prove to you the strength of the Terminators in the only way we know how…and believe me, when we’re finished in SR Wrestling, there won’t be a single soul who hasn’t been TERMINATED! So this is a challenge, to any of you who think you can take on us, just…
*video on TitanTron begins*
‘Ooohh, the arena’s getting HOT tonight!
Who the…wait a second…is that…yeah, it’s Flame and Heavy Heat, mics in hand! The crowd cheers, and they are anticipating things to heat up now! Heavy Heat gets on the mic. ‘Terminators, the only reason you think you are so good is your 100% record, but what good is that when your total match number is…0!’ The crowd cheers. ‘And tonight, you’ll get your opponents, and by God you are going to get…a ROASTING!’ The crowd cheers again, especially when they see the Terminators becoming more and more agitated. Heavy Heat passes the mic to Flame. ‘And tonight, Terminators, you are going to…FEEL…THE…HEAT!’ The crowd go nuts; I think that is the birth of a new catchphrase!
The Terminators can’t take any more…they running up the ramp! They start getting it on on the ramp! Left hands by Flame on the Exterminator, whilst the Executor gains the advantage over Heavy Heat! Heavy Heat blocks a punch, and a kick to the midsection leaves Executor in a crumpled heap on the floor. Flame drags Exterminator into the ring and rolls him in…
DING DING DING! The match has officially begun. Flame starts to work on the Exterminator as Heavy Heat and a groggy Executor make their ways to their respective corners. Flame hits the ropes…knockdown to Exterminator! Flame picks up a dishevelled Exterminator and goes for a Suplex but the move is countered by a vicious looking Exterminator who lifts Flame and powerbombs him…even at this early stage… into the mat! By God, he almost broke him in half! I think they are trying to win this match early…Heavy Heat is wincing at the blow!
Exterminator tags in Executor; I can see some real damage coming Flame’s way. They both stomp on Flame’s crestfallen body, Heavy Heat desperately pushing his hand out for a chance of a tag. The Terminators pick up Flame’s body – man that body slam really took the wind outta Flame! The Terminators Irish Whip Flame into the mat, propelling his helpless body into the ropes and back…but a Double Clothesline by Flame!! The crowd go absolutely wild!
Now if Flame can just get the tag…He slowly drags himself into the corner…the Terminators are rising to their feet…but Flame makes the tag! The crowd go nuts! Heavy Heat is getting his first taste of SR Wrestling and boy is he loving it! Clothesline to Exterminator! Then to Executor! He starts stomping on Exterminator until he falls out of the ring, and turns his attention to Executor. They start exchanging punches, and Executor seems to be gaining the upper hand.
Executor hits the Powerslam and goes for the pin 1…2. broken up by Flame, who is hurried out the ring by the ref. Executor gets up, and boy is he ticked off! Tag to Exterminator, who begins to repeatedly punch Heavy Heat into a corner…but Heavy heat counters with a shoulder block, buying him some time. Heavy Heat starts to hit the Exterminator with some vicious chops…the crowd are chanting WHOO! After each one! Irish Whip by Heavy Heat… DDT! DDT to Exterminator. Heavy Heat goes for the count…1…kick out by Exterminator. Exterminator rolls out the ring…what is he doing, he looks like he’s taking a breather! Boos ring round the arena. Flame goes round the back and pushes him in! The crowd cheer!
Heavy Heat is waiting for him though…Back Suplex to Executor! Heavy Heat tags in Flame, who has a settle to score for earlier! Clothesline by Flame! What’s this…Executor seems to be calling for the ref! The ref peers over and starts talking to Executor, pushing Flame away. Never in all my years have I seen something like this in all my years! Boos ring loudly around the arena, whilst Flame looks quizzically at Heavy Heat…wait a second…what is Exterminator doing? Watch out Flame! LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW TO FLAME! Executor turns around, seemingly fine, and him and Exterminator start laughing! Why those cheating…
The boos have reached a deafening level! Flame is completely out of it! Executor tags in Exterminator, whilst Flame manages to stumble over to tag Heavy Heat in, and the action resumes! Heavy Heat jumps on Exterminator, hitting him with some good punches. He backs off…running elbow! He goes for the pin…1…2…kick out! A close call there! Heavy Heat gets up and pumps the crowd, who respond with a massive cheer! Exterminator manages to get up though and apply a sleeper hold on Heavy Heat while he tries to regain his bearings.
What’s this on the outside? Flam is shimmying around the outside of the ring so he’s standing right next to Executor! They start hitting each other…this match has become so intense they’re fighting on the outside! Heavy Heat and Exterminator slowly get up! Irish whip by Exterminator…he goes for the clothesline…but Heavy Heat ducks…and knocks EXECUTOR AND FLAME OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE! SLAM! Exterminator has just knocked Flame…AND his partner Executor through the announce table. My God!! The crowd have absolutely erupted!!
Both men are out cold! Heavy Heat starts hitting blows to the head of Exterminator, but Exterminator reverses and hits the BUG TERMINATOR! BUG TERMINATOR TO HEAVY HEAT! But the Exterminator didn’t catch Heavy Heat that well…but goes for the pin anyway! AND HE’S GOT HIS FEET ON THE ROPES! EXTERMINATOR IS USING THE SECOND ROPE FOR LEVERAGE! Heavy Heat is trying to kick out but can’t! The ref hasn’t seen it…Flame and Executor are still out…the ref goes for the count…1…2…3!
The Terminators have won…albeit by cheating! Exterminator had his foot on the ropes! Terminator goes off to check on his partner, and drags him up and raises his arm in celebration! Heavy Heat is going mad in the ring…he can’t believe he’s lost. This feud doesn’t end here…
The Terminators music hits and they come strutting down to the ring, god, they think they own the place! The crowd’s reaction is a little ambivalent – they don’t even though who these guys are, but by God they look impressive! The Exterminator slides into the ring and climbs onto the turnbuckle to some cheers as The Executor walks round the ring, goes to Howard Finkel and picks up a mic.
The Executor gets on the mic. ‘Can you believe that this is the first, yes the first time; the Terminators have made an appearance in SR Wrestling? I mean, I could understand it if we were some two-bob, thrown-together-at-the-last-minute amateurs, but you are looking at the finest tag team in wrestling today, and possibly any day, in the TERMINATORS! And if you idiots weren’t blind to the truth, you could see that!’
The mixed reaction turns most definitely into a cacophony of boos – they certainly causes a stir! The Terminator, who has been vigorously nodding his head in agreement and gesturing to the crowd throughout, gets the mic from his partner.
‘Of course, we talk the talk, but as someone will find out tonight, we can also walk the walk. We haven’t even had a match yet…but we’ll prove to you the strength of the Terminators in the only way we know how…and believe me, when we’re finished in SR Wrestling, there won’t be a single soul who hasn’t been TERMINATED! So this is a challenge, to any of you who think you can take on us, just…
*video on TitanTron begins*
‘Ooohh, the arena’s getting HOT tonight!
Who the…wait a second…is that…yeah, it’s Flame and Heavy Heat, mics in hand! The crowd cheers, and they are anticipating things to heat up now! Heavy Heat gets on the mic. ‘Terminators, the only reason you think you are so good is your 100% record, but what good is that when your total match number is…0!’ The crowd cheers. ‘And tonight, you’ll get your opponents, and by God you are going to get…a ROASTING!’ The crowd cheers again, especially when they see the Terminators becoming more and more agitated. Heavy Heat passes the mic to Flame. ‘And tonight, Terminators, you are going to…FEEL…THE…HEAT!’ The crowd go nuts; I think that is the birth of a new catchphrase!
The Terminators can’t take any more…they running up the ramp! They start getting it on on the ramp! Left hands by Flame on the Exterminator, whilst the Executor gains the advantage over Heavy Heat! Heavy Heat blocks a punch, and a kick to the midsection leaves Executor in a crumpled heap on the floor. Flame drags Exterminator into the ring and rolls him in…
DING DING DING! The match has officially begun. Flame starts to work on the Exterminator as Heavy Heat and a groggy Executor make their ways to their respective corners. Flame hits the ropes…knockdown to Exterminator! Flame picks up a dishevelled Exterminator and goes for a Suplex but the move is countered by a vicious looking Exterminator who lifts Flame and powerbombs him…even at this early stage… into the mat! By God, he almost broke him in half! I think they are trying to win this match early…Heavy Heat is wincing at the blow!
Exterminator tags in Executor; I can see some real damage coming Flame’s way. They both stomp on Flame’s crestfallen body, Heavy Heat desperately pushing his hand out for a chance of a tag. The Terminators pick up Flame’s body – man that body slam really took the wind outta Flame! The Terminators Irish Whip Flame into the mat, propelling his helpless body into the ropes and back…but a Double Clothesline by Flame!! The crowd go absolutely wild!
Now if Flame can just get the tag…He slowly drags himself into the corner…the Terminators are rising to their feet…but Flame makes the tag! The crowd go nuts! Heavy Heat is getting his first taste of SR Wrestling and boy is he loving it! Clothesline to Exterminator! Then to Executor! He starts stomping on Exterminator until he falls out of the ring, and turns his attention to Executor. They start exchanging punches, and Executor seems to be gaining the upper hand.
Executor hits the Powerslam and goes for the pin 1…2. broken up by Flame, who is hurried out the ring by the ref. Executor gets up, and boy is he ticked off! Tag to Exterminator, who begins to repeatedly punch Heavy Heat into a corner…but Heavy heat counters with a shoulder block, buying him some time. Heavy Heat starts to hit the Exterminator with some vicious chops…the crowd are chanting WHOO! After each one! Irish Whip by Heavy Heat… DDT! DDT to Exterminator. Heavy Heat goes for the count…1…kick out by Exterminator. Exterminator rolls out the ring…what is he doing, he looks like he’s taking a breather! Boos ring round the arena. Flame goes round the back and pushes him in! The crowd cheer!
Heavy Heat is waiting for him though…Back Suplex to Executor! Heavy Heat tags in Flame, who has a settle to score for earlier! Clothesline by Flame! What’s this…Executor seems to be calling for the ref! The ref peers over and starts talking to Executor, pushing Flame away. Never in all my years have I seen something like this in all my years! Boos ring loudly around the arena, whilst Flame looks quizzically at Heavy Heat…wait a second…what is Exterminator doing? Watch out Flame! LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW TO FLAME! Executor turns around, seemingly fine, and him and Exterminator start laughing! Why those cheating…
The boos have reached a deafening level! Flame is completely out of it! Executor tags in Exterminator, whilst Flame manages to stumble over to tag Heavy Heat in, and the action resumes! Heavy Heat jumps on Exterminator, hitting him with some good punches. He backs off…running elbow! He goes for the pin…1…2…kick out! A close call there! Heavy Heat gets up and pumps the crowd, who respond with a massive cheer! Exterminator manages to get up though and apply a sleeper hold on Heavy Heat while he tries to regain his bearings.
What’s this on the outside? Flam is shimmying around the outside of the ring so he’s standing right next to Executor! They start hitting each other…this match has become so intense they’re fighting on the outside! Heavy Heat and Exterminator slowly get up! Irish whip by Exterminator…he goes for the clothesline…but Heavy Heat ducks…and knocks EXECUTOR AND FLAME OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE! SLAM! Exterminator has just knocked Flame…AND his partner Executor through the announce table. My God!! The crowd have absolutely erupted!!
Both men are out cold! Heavy Heat starts hitting blows to the head of Exterminator, but Exterminator reverses and hits the BUG TERMINATOR! BUG TERMINATOR TO HEAVY HEAT! But the Exterminator didn’t catch Heavy Heat that well…but goes for the pin anyway! AND HE’S GOT HIS FEET ON THE ROPES! EXTERMINATOR IS USING THE SECOND ROPE FOR LEVERAGE! Heavy Heat is trying to kick out but can’t! The ref hasn’t seen it…Flame and Executor are still out…the ref goes for the count…1…2…3!
The Terminators have won…albeit by cheating! Exterminator had his foot on the ropes! Terminator goes off to check on his partner, and drags him up and raises his arm in celebration! Heavy Heat is going mad in the ring…he can’t believe he’s lost. This feud doesn’t end here…
The following grudge match between The Undertaker (Jetster) and Kane (Starlight) is scheduled for one fall, and has been made a no disqualification match! This rivalry began a couple of months ago, during a KOTR Title match between champion Taker (Jetster) and Rock (Starlight). During the bout Kane interfered, causing Taker to lose his championship to the Brahma Bull. Taker (Jetster) was livid, and wanted revenge. He teamed with SRW No.1 contender Chris Jericho (Scott Giles), while Kane (Starlight) aligned himself with Team E.C.F’ing.W. They continued to battle it out in tag matches, and as their feud intensified so did Jericho’s with Nash (allardini), and the nWo’s with E..C.F’ing.W. Last week, in a match between Kane and The Big Show (Longy) Taker interfered only get himself chokeslammed by the Show, as did Kane (Starlight). And remember, a long while ago now these two guys were tag team champions, until Taker turned on his brother. Finally, tonight, these two will get it on, and we shall see who is the best. Will it be the winner of the first ever KOTR Tournament, The Undertaker (Jetster)? Or will it be the former SRW Champion, Kane (Starlight)? Time to find out live, here on SRW: King Of The Ring.
“BOOM!!” A massive roar is let out by the sell-out audience, as the Big Red Machine Kane (Starlight) walks to the ring! This man is a former SRW Champion and Tag Team Champion, so there is no doubt that he is a dangerous man, and he can grapple as well as brawl.
“DONG! Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’!!” The crowd erupt with boos and jeers as The Undertaker (Jetster)’s music hits, they’re really hyped up for this match!
CLANG!! FROM BEHIND, TAKER (JETSTER) WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO KANE (STARLIGHT)!! He came through the crowd and Kane had no idea, Taker could win right here as makes a cover-1…2…OOOOHH!! Kane just kicks out, to the delight of the crowd. Taker doesn’t seem to mind too much though, he wants some of Kane, and he starts off by whipping him into the turnbuckle and following it up with a clothesline!
Kane (Starlight) staggers out and Taker (Jet) comes at him with his boot raised high-WHAM! Massive kick to the face, knocking Kane to the mat once again. Taker viciously stomps on his opponent, before bouncing off the ropes and dropping an elbow into the midsection of Ka…but no, Kane scrambles out of the way, and as Taker recovers he delivers his knee straight into the side of the Dead Man’s face!
This is turning into a surprisingly fast paced match-up, as Kane (Starlight) tosses Taker (Jetster) into the ropes and takes him down with a Powerslam! Kane then lifts Taker onto his shoulder, and tries to ram Taker head-first into the turnbuckle but Taker slides off, and instead it’s Kane who runs into it. He falls back straight into Taker’s clutch, and a Backdrop Suplex!
Taker (Jetster) slides out of the ring and…well it looks as though he’s looking for a foreign object…he’s got a Fire Extinguisher! He turns to see his opponent on the apron, and he quickly reacts by spraying it everywhere! “MWA HA HA!!” Taker laughs madly as the foam goes everywhere, all over Kane’s face! But…Kane (Starlight)’s just standing there! I think he’s closed his eyes, and the mask covers the rest of his face! Taker looks shocked, and isn’t ready as Kane leaps off the apron, scoring with a Flying Clothesline, and knocking Taker over the Announcer’s Table!
Kane (Starlight) continues to beat harshly on Undertaker (Jetster), some hard shots to the back and to the stomach leaving Taker in a bad way. Kane lifts him above his head and then drops him, causing his head to smash straight onto the table! Kane lifts him up again…what’s he doing here…HE TOSSES HIM OVER THE TABLE, AND ONTO THE NEXT!! SMASH!! HE GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH IT!!
We’re shown an action replay as Taker (Jetster) goes flying over JR (RM18) and King (MoJo)’s heads, and through the Spanish Announcer’s Table instead! JR (RM18) shouts, “Dammit, my matches would be better than this one! I’m itching to show everyone what I can do!” and King (Mojo) replies with, “Maybe I could write a spoof about this match, which would be extremely funny and win me more GAD prizes!”
Back to the action though as this time it’s Kane (Starlight)’s turn to look underneath the ring…he brings out a Radio! He sets it on the floor, plugs it into a socket which just happens to be behind the remaining Table, and turns it on, and some weird Country music starts playing…hey look, Kane (Starlight)’s doing some Irish dancing! The crowd are in hysterics as Kane shows off his dancing skills, before picking up the radio and whacking it over Undertaker (Jetster)’s head! Great stuff!
The fun over, Kane (Starlight) brings Taker (Jetster) back to the squared circle, and hooks the leg, 1…2…and Taker manages to somehow kick-out, showing his resiliancy! Kane looks frustrated, and he throws Taker into the ropes, and catches him by the throat! He goes for a Chokeslam, but Taker escapes with a kick to the nether-regions! And then another! Taker viciously shoves Kane between his legs, lifts him onto his shoulders, and brings him down to the canvas-WHAM!! THE LAST RIDE! THE IMPACT ECHOED ALL AROUND THE ARENA!
Taker (Jetster) should really be trying to win this now, but instead he’s got a steel chair and placed it into the middle of the ring. He picks up Kane (Starlight), an evil smile forming across his face, and then he puts him between his legs again, and lifts him…oh no, I think I know what he’s going for here! A Tombstone Piledriver onto the steel chair!! He brings him down and – wait, Taker doesn’t look too good…I think Kane delivered an unorthodox Low Blow while he was hanging upside down!
Taker (Jetster) staggers back against the ropes, which then bounce him straight into the arms of Kane (Starlight)!! CHOKESLAM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! This one’s over!
1…2…kick-out!! Amazing!
Kane (Starlight) can’t believe it, but it looks like he has one more idea up his sleeve. He puts a badly dazed Taker (Jet) onto the top rope, and then climbs up after him. He then puts Taker onto the bottom rope, and…he puts Taker between his legs and lifts him-he’s going for the Tombstone Piledriver from the top rope! But just like last time, his opponent holds onto the bottom rope and Kane can’t keep his balance, falling back onto the canvas!
Kane (Starlight) slowly gets back to his feet, but doesn’t see Taker (Jet) on the top rope! Flying Crossbody into a pin!! 1…2…and Kane reverses into his own pin, 1…2…
And Taker powers out once again, before knocking Kane down with a clothesline!
Taker (Jet) then quickly puts Kane (Starlight) onto his shoulders, but so they are both facing the same way! ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! KANE MUST BE OUT COLD!!
Taker (Jetster) slowly crawls across Kane (Starlight), 1…2…
3!! He’s done it! The Undertaker (Jetster) has won this battle, this war with Kane (Starlight)!! The crowd accept the hard work done by both men and applaud, but they are obviously disappointed at the outcome. Taker (Jet) stands on the top rope, his arms held aloft in celebration! Kane (Starlight) is somehow conscious and he points as Taker as if to say, “you won this time, but we shall fight again.” They stare each-other down before Kane (Starlight) leaves the ring, showing some respect for the victor. However, I’m sure the ongoing feud between these two won’t be over for a long while to come…
The winner of this match: The Undertaker (Jetster).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“BOOM!!” A massive roar is let out by the sell-out audience, as the Big Red Machine Kane (Starlight) walks to the ring! This man is a former SRW Champion and Tag Team Champion, so there is no doubt that he is a dangerous man, and he can grapple as well as brawl.
“DONG! Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’!!” The crowd erupt with boos and jeers as The Undertaker (Jetster)’s music hits, they’re really hyped up for this match!
CLANG!! FROM BEHIND, TAKER (JETSTER) WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO KANE (STARLIGHT)!! He came through the crowd and Kane had no idea, Taker could win right here as makes a cover-1…2…OOOOHH!! Kane just kicks out, to the delight of the crowd. Taker doesn’t seem to mind too much though, he wants some of Kane, and he starts off by whipping him into the turnbuckle and following it up with a clothesline!
Kane (Starlight) staggers out and Taker (Jet) comes at him with his boot raised high-WHAM! Massive kick to the face, knocking Kane to the mat once again. Taker viciously stomps on his opponent, before bouncing off the ropes and dropping an elbow into the midsection of Ka…but no, Kane scrambles out of the way, and as Taker recovers he delivers his knee straight into the side of the Dead Man’s face!
This is turning into a surprisingly fast paced match-up, as Kane (Starlight) tosses Taker (Jetster) into the ropes and takes him down with a Powerslam! Kane then lifts Taker onto his shoulder, and tries to ram Taker head-first into the turnbuckle but Taker slides off, and instead it’s Kane who runs into it. He falls back straight into Taker’s clutch, and a Backdrop Suplex!
Taker (Jetster) slides out of the ring and…well it looks as though he’s looking for a foreign object…he’s got a Fire Extinguisher! He turns to see his opponent on the apron, and he quickly reacts by spraying it everywhere! “MWA HA HA!!” Taker laughs madly as the foam goes everywhere, all over Kane’s face! But…Kane (Starlight)’s just standing there! I think he’s closed his eyes, and the mask covers the rest of his face! Taker looks shocked, and isn’t ready as Kane leaps off the apron, scoring with a Flying Clothesline, and knocking Taker over the Announcer’s Table!
Kane (Starlight) continues to beat harshly on Undertaker (Jetster), some hard shots to the back and to the stomach leaving Taker in a bad way. Kane lifts him above his head and then drops him, causing his head to smash straight onto the table! Kane lifts him up again…what’s he doing here…HE TOSSES HIM OVER THE TABLE, AND ONTO THE NEXT!! SMASH!! HE GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH IT!!
We’re shown an action replay as Taker (Jetster) goes flying over JR (RM18) and King (MoJo)’s heads, and through the Spanish Announcer’s Table instead! JR (RM18) shouts, “Dammit, my matches would be better than this one! I’m itching to show everyone what I can do!” and King (Mojo) replies with, “Maybe I could write a spoof about this match, which would be extremely funny and win me more GAD prizes!”
Back to the action though as this time it’s Kane (Starlight)’s turn to look underneath the ring…he brings out a Radio! He sets it on the floor, plugs it into a socket which just happens to be behind the remaining Table, and turns it on, and some weird Country music starts playing…hey look, Kane (Starlight)’s doing some Irish dancing! The crowd are in hysterics as Kane shows off his dancing skills, before picking up the radio and whacking it over Undertaker (Jetster)’s head! Great stuff!
The fun over, Kane (Starlight) brings Taker (Jetster) back to the squared circle, and hooks the leg, 1…2…and Taker manages to somehow kick-out, showing his resiliancy! Kane looks frustrated, and he throws Taker into the ropes, and catches him by the throat! He goes for a Chokeslam, but Taker escapes with a kick to the nether-regions! And then another! Taker viciously shoves Kane between his legs, lifts him onto his shoulders, and brings him down to the canvas-WHAM!! THE LAST RIDE! THE IMPACT ECHOED ALL AROUND THE ARENA!
Taker (Jetster) should really be trying to win this now, but instead he’s got a steel chair and placed it into the middle of the ring. He picks up Kane (Starlight), an evil smile forming across his face, and then he puts him between his legs again, and lifts him…oh no, I think I know what he’s going for here! A Tombstone Piledriver onto the steel chair!! He brings him down and – wait, Taker doesn’t look too good…I think Kane delivered an unorthodox Low Blow while he was hanging upside down!
Taker (Jetster) staggers back against the ropes, which then bounce him straight into the arms of Kane (Starlight)!! CHOKESLAM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! This one’s over!
1…2…kick-out!! Amazing!
Kane (Starlight) can’t believe it, but it looks like he has one more idea up his sleeve. He puts a badly dazed Taker (Jet) onto the top rope, and then climbs up after him. He then puts Taker onto the bottom rope, and…he puts Taker between his legs and lifts him-he’s going for the Tombstone Piledriver from the top rope! But just like last time, his opponent holds onto the bottom rope and Kane can’t keep his balance, falling back onto the canvas!
Kane (Starlight) slowly gets back to his feet, but doesn’t see Taker (Jet) on the top rope! Flying Crossbody into a pin!! 1…2…and Kane reverses into his own pin, 1…2…
And Taker powers out once again, before knocking Kane down with a clothesline!
Taker (Jet) then quickly puts Kane (Starlight) onto his shoulders, but so they are both facing the same way! ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! KANE MUST BE OUT COLD!!
Taker (Jetster) slowly crawls across Kane (Starlight), 1…2…
3!! He’s done it! The Undertaker (Jetster) has won this battle, this war with Kane (Starlight)!! The crowd accept the hard work done by both men and applaud, but they are obviously disappointed at the outcome. Taker (Jet) stands on the top rope, his arms held aloft in celebration! Kane (Starlight) is somehow conscious and he points as Taker as if to say, “you won this time, but we shall fight again.” They stare each-other down before Kane (Starlight) leaves the ring, showing some respect for the victor. However, I’m sure the ongoing feud between these two won’t be over for a long while to come…
The winner of this match: The Undertaker (Jetster).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
KOTR 1st round: Hawk (AfroJoe) vs the Rat (Allardini)
(This match is set before the CAW title match)
Backstage before the match...
Cong Man: Are you sure you don't need any help tonight.
Hawk (AfroJoe): No you've still got your title defence. I want to show that I am the better man and defeat the Rat fairly in the middle of the ring.
Cong Man: OK, if you're sure.
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Howard Finkel: "The following match is a non-title match and is for a place in the King of the Ring quarter finals. Introducing first weighing in at 200lbs, the Rat."
The Rat runs down to the ring to his music and is greeted by cheers from the crowd.
"And his opponent, one half of the CAW tag team champions and is the reigning HardCAW champion, weighing in at 300lbs, Hawk (AfroJoe)"
Hawk deliberately walks down to the ring met by a mixture of cheers and boos.
The two men circle each other in the ring eyeing each other up. Both are members of the Revolution which seems to be drifting apart. Hawk is the first to move and lunges at the Rat and they lock up. Hawk demonstrates his strength by forcing Rat into the corner. Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves), the referee breaks them up. Again the two circle each other warily. This time the Rat is the first one to move, but instead of tying up with Hawk he slides under his legs and hits Hawk with a surprise German suplex. Hawk looks a little stunned on the floor but is immediately dragged to his feet by the Rat who seems to want to keep the pace high to tire out the larger Hawk. The Rat whips his opponent into his ropes, but Hawk comes straight back at him with a huge diving clothesline which knocks both men off their feet.
Hawk and the Rat take a few seconds to recover before getting back to their feet. The Rat goes to punch Hawk but it is blocked and Hawk comes back with a right hand of his own, and another one, and another one which he follows up with a huge left, knocking the Rat off his feet. In a brawl few can beat Hawk's power. Hawk quickly drops a few elbows on the Rat to do as much damage as possible while the Rat is defenceless. Despite this the Rat manages to get to his feet using the ropes to help him. As soon as he stands up he is met with a hard kick to his stomach by Hawk who then puts Rat's head between his legs and sets him up for the powerbomb. He lifts him up onto his shoulders, this could spell the end for the Rat...
But no! The Rat shows great agility by reversing the move into a hurracanrana. A dazed looking Hawk staggers to his feet but is knocked back down by a leg sweep from the Rat who is now starting to build some momentum. He runs towards the ropes and then hits Hawk with a springboard elbow drop. The crowd are starting to come to life as this match starts to get exciting.
Hawk is now getting back to his feet but the Rat immediately sets him up for a DDT. However Hawk senses this and shows great power by reversing it into a Northern Lights Suplex.
1..2
..and the Rat kicks out. He needs to be careful as Hawk is a always a dangerous and powerful opponent. To demonstrate this even further he picks the Rat up and lifts him up over his head, humiliating Rat in the process, before slamming him back down to the ground. Hawk then makes his way to the turnbuckle slowly climbing before stopping and taunting his opponent, before hitting a huge elbow drop. The Rat is writhing in pain and Hawk goes for a lazy cover, he thinks he's won it.
1..2..
What resilience, the Rat kicked out after such a huge move! Hawk can't believe it, and attempts another pin this time hooking the Rat's leg.
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The Rat kicks out more easily but every time he has to kick out from under his 300lb opponent he is using up energy. Hawk drags the Rat up by his hair which angers the Rat who hits Hawk with a low blow, which he follows up with a swinging neckbreaker. He then follows this up with an armbar. Hawk is trying frantically to get Rat off of him but he can't. Hawk's trying not to show any pain but his grimace shows he is hurting. He turns his attention away from his opponent and reaches for the ropes with his foot, and he just makes it and the referee breaks the hold. Hawk rolls out of the ring to give himself a chance to recover. The Rat tries to get Nick Patrick to make Hawk return to the ring but all he does is start a ten count. This is too long for the Rat, so he climbs through the ring onto the apron. What's he planning?
He jumps of the apron onto Hawk's shoulders, could it be another hurracanrana. No Hawk's caught him! He turns around and powerbombs him through the announcer's table! What impact! The crowd are stunned and JR and the King have been literally buried under their own announce table. Hawk surveys the damage he’s caused and is a little shocked himself. He doesn’t know what to do, and tries to pin the Rat. However Nick Patrick, the referee, won’t make the count, as this is not a hardcore match. Hawk drags the Rat to the ring and tosses him through the ropes. He follows him through and goes for the pin.
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The referee’s stopped counting, the Rat’s got his foot on the ropes. How did he do that? Hawk’s enraged with the referee. He can’t believe the match isn’t over. However before the Rat can regain his vertical base Hawk stomps away at him before dragging him up. Hawk then whips the Rat into the ropes and catches him into a huge powerslam and follows it up with another pinning attempt.
1..2..
Another near fall and again the Rat kicks out, what can Hawk do to finish this match? He’s had enough of this and is leaving the ring. He throws the bell ringer off his chair and takes throws the chair into the ring. The Rat is beginning to stand up as Hawk climbs back into the ring and picks up the chair, but the way Hawk is wielding his weapon he’s going to wish he wasn’t. Hawk swings but the Rat ducks, and dropkicks the chair into Hawk’s face. Hawk could be out cold! The Rat puts the chair onto Hawk’s head and jumps up onto the turnbuckle. The Rat signals to the crowd, could we see the Rathouse onto a chair to Hawk? He jumps…
But he took to long and Hawk rolled out from under the chair leaving the Rat to land hard on the chair. Both men are down and Nick Patrick starts his count.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8
They both start to stand and begin to exchange punches as they regain their feet. Hawk gains the advantage and attempts an Irish whip into the corner but the Rat reverses it and Hawk goes running into the turnbuckle. The Rat lifts Hawk up onto the turnbuckle and sets him up for a superplex. He tries to throw him but Hawk won’t budge, he tries again but still no luck. Suddenly Hawk lifts him up twists him in the air and jumps off the turnbuckle for the….
HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!!
What a move! He covers the Rat.
1…2…3. Nick Patrick raises Hawk's arm as the winner while EMTs rush to the ring to check on the Rat who is only just beginning to show signs of movement.
After a brutal match it is Hawk who progresses to the next round of the King of the Ring tournament. Congratulations to Afrojoe and commiserations to Allardini who’s wrestler put up a great fight.
(This match is set before the CAW title match)
Backstage before the match...
Cong Man: Are you sure you don't need any help tonight.
Hawk (AfroJoe): No you've still got your title defence. I want to show that I am the better man and defeat the Rat fairly in the middle of the ring.
Cong Man: OK, if you're sure.
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Howard Finkel: "The following match is a non-title match and is for a place in the King of the Ring quarter finals. Introducing first weighing in at 200lbs, the Rat."
The Rat runs down to the ring to his music and is greeted by cheers from the crowd.
"And his opponent, one half of the CAW tag team champions and is the reigning HardCAW champion, weighing in at 300lbs, Hawk (AfroJoe)"
Hawk deliberately walks down to the ring met by a mixture of cheers and boos.
The two men circle each other in the ring eyeing each other up. Both are members of the Revolution which seems to be drifting apart. Hawk is the first to move and lunges at the Rat and they lock up. Hawk demonstrates his strength by forcing Rat into the corner. Nick Patrick (Hybrid Valves), the referee breaks them up. Again the two circle each other warily. This time the Rat is the first one to move, but instead of tying up with Hawk he slides under his legs and hits Hawk with a surprise German suplex. Hawk looks a little stunned on the floor but is immediately dragged to his feet by the Rat who seems to want to keep the pace high to tire out the larger Hawk. The Rat whips his opponent into his ropes, but Hawk comes straight back at him with a huge diving clothesline which knocks both men off their feet.
Hawk and the Rat take a few seconds to recover before getting back to their feet. The Rat goes to punch Hawk but it is blocked and Hawk comes back with a right hand of his own, and another one, and another one which he follows up with a huge left, knocking the Rat off his feet. In a brawl few can beat Hawk's power. Hawk quickly drops a few elbows on the Rat to do as much damage as possible while the Rat is defenceless. Despite this the Rat manages to get to his feet using the ropes to help him. As soon as he stands up he is met with a hard kick to his stomach by Hawk who then puts Rat's head between his legs and sets him up for the powerbomb. He lifts him up onto his shoulders, this could spell the end for the Rat...
But no! The Rat shows great agility by reversing the move into a hurracanrana. A dazed looking Hawk staggers to his feet but is knocked back down by a leg sweep from the Rat who is now starting to build some momentum. He runs towards the ropes and then hits Hawk with a springboard elbow drop. The crowd are starting to come to life as this match starts to get exciting.
Hawk is now getting back to his feet but the Rat immediately sets him up for a DDT. However Hawk senses this and shows great power by reversing it into a Northern Lights Suplex.
1..2
..and the Rat kicks out. He needs to be careful as Hawk is a always a dangerous and powerful opponent. To demonstrate this even further he picks the Rat up and lifts him up over his head, humiliating Rat in the process, before slamming him back down to the ground. Hawk then makes his way to the turnbuckle slowly climbing before stopping and taunting his opponent, before hitting a huge elbow drop. The Rat is writhing in pain and Hawk goes for a lazy cover, he thinks he's won it.
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What resilience, the Rat kicked out after such a huge move! Hawk can't believe it, and attempts another pin this time hooking the Rat's leg.
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The Rat kicks out more easily but every time he has to kick out from under his 300lb opponent he is using up energy. Hawk drags the Rat up by his hair which angers the Rat who hits Hawk with a low blow, which he follows up with a swinging neckbreaker. He then follows this up with an armbar. Hawk is trying frantically to get Rat off of him but he can't. Hawk's trying not to show any pain but his grimace shows he is hurting. He turns his attention away from his opponent and reaches for the ropes with his foot, and he just makes it and the referee breaks the hold. Hawk rolls out of the ring to give himself a chance to recover. The Rat tries to get Nick Patrick to make Hawk return to the ring but all he does is start a ten count. This is too long for the Rat, so he climbs through the ring onto the apron. What's he planning?
He jumps of the apron onto Hawk's shoulders, could it be another hurracanrana. No Hawk's caught him! He turns around and powerbombs him through the announcer's table! What impact! The crowd are stunned and JR and the King have been literally buried under their own announce table. Hawk surveys the damage he’s caused and is a little shocked himself. He doesn’t know what to do, and tries to pin the Rat. However Nick Patrick, the referee, won’t make the count, as this is not a hardcore match. Hawk drags the Rat to the ring and tosses him through the ropes. He follows him through and goes for the pin.
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The referee’s stopped counting, the Rat’s got his foot on the ropes. How did he do that? Hawk’s enraged with the referee. He can’t believe the match isn’t over. However before the Rat can regain his vertical base Hawk stomps away at him before dragging him up. Hawk then whips the Rat into the ropes and catches him into a huge powerslam and follows it up with another pinning attempt.
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Another near fall and again the Rat kicks out, what can Hawk do to finish this match? He’s had enough of this and is leaving the ring. He throws the bell ringer off his chair and takes throws the chair into the ring. The Rat is beginning to stand up as Hawk climbs back into the ring and picks up the chair, but the way Hawk is wielding his weapon he’s going to wish he wasn’t. Hawk swings but the Rat ducks, and dropkicks the chair into Hawk’s face. Hawk could be out cold! The Rat puts the chair onto Hawk’s head and jumps up onto the turnbuckle. The Rat signals to the crowd, could we see the Rathouse onto a chair to Hawk? He jumps…
But he took to long and Hawk rolled out from under the chair leaving the Rat to land hard on the chair. Both men are down and Nick Patrick starts his count.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8
They both start to stand and begin to exchange punches as they regain their feet. Hawk gains the advantage and attempts an Irish whip into the corner but the Rat reverses it and Hawk goes running into the turnbuckle. The Rat lifts Hawk up onto the turnbuckle and sets him up for a superplex. He tries to throw him but Hawk won’t budge, he tries again but still no luck. Suddenly Hawk lifts him up twists him in the air and jumps off the turnbuckle for the….
HAWK SCREWDRIVER!!!
What a move! He covers the Rat.
1…2…3. Nick Patrick raises Hawk's arm as the winner while EMTs rush to the ring to check on the Rat who is only just beginning to show signs of movement.
After a brutal match it is Hawk who progresses to the next round of the King of the Ring tournament. Congratulations to Afrojoe and commiserations to Allardini who’s wrestler put up a great fight.
*Michael Cole is backstage with a banana-eating Cong man and Hawk with a microphone in hand*
Michael: So, Animalz of Doom, what do you say to all the critics who call you a cheater, and possibly your faction as the “new nWo in terms of violence”.
Hawk: What do we say? To be perfectly honest, Michael, you and the rest of those critics don’t deserve to know! But since you’ll be bugging us all day if we don’t tell you, I may as well answer. We respect the now for their fantastic technical ability, and we’re were pleased at Kevin Nash’s (allardini’s) title victory at the Rumble in the Jungle. But to get to that sort of violence? No way! That’s one thing we’d never dare get into! But technically we’re the best there is, better than the nWo, better than any wrestlers of all time.
Cong man: *finishes his banana and shoves the peel on Cole’s head* As for tonight’s match, it goes like this. Psychiatrist, you think you can save people with your stupid mouth? You should try and save yourself and STD before I pummel the two of you tonight. You, along with that F1 fool Grandprix have been thorns in my sides for long enough, considering that you a no-where near as good as I am, not even a particularly able wrestler! STD, our history makes our rivalry self-explanatory, and it does not surprise me one bit that you went for me immediately as soon as I rightfully won this title, and tonight I’ll finally get rid of you, including that irritating new groupie of yours, DW. End of story.
*The two walk off to the ring*
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Hello, and back welcome to SRW King of the Ring! Tonight we will see the first triple threat CAW title match since, er, the last ppv! You may remember that the Cong man won the title for the first time in that match, in his hometown of Brazzaville. Since then, however, his actions have been unpopular and the fans can’t seem to stand him. Tonight, he’ll, be facing off against Scotty the Doggy (Figo/Scott Giles), who has never seemed to be on the same page with the leader of The Revolution, and The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), certainly the underdog here, who after a brief HardCAW title reign decided to step himself up and go for the big one. All 3 competitors will be accompanied by their tag team partner, Congy with Hawk (Afrojoe), his Animalz of Doom co-tag titlist, Scotty with Dead Wonder, a man who we only recently knew joined STD, and The Psychiatrist will be accompanied by Grandprix, his fellow System Fighter. Something tells me that it won’t be easy for those guys to not get involved…
“Do you have something on your mind?” Here comes the trister now to what may be the biggest cheer he’s ever got! F1 fan Grandprix shortly follows. As the wait outside the ring, out come the Animalz of Doom, who get boo-d immediately by the crowd here, they strut to the ring and, oh look at that! Show-offs! Taking each of their titles one buy one and going on each turnbuckle with them for a pose. Congy’s about to show off the Caw title, but wait! STD and Dead Wonder come in from under the ring and attack! All 6 men are brawling! How on earth will referee Earl Hebner (Mr. Snuggly) restore some order? The System Fighters double clothesline STD out of the ring, who is followed by Da Cong Man!
All men are on the outside; half of them aren’t even participating in this match, which still hasn’t gotten underway! Wait, Congy’s got a chair! BAM! Chair shot to Grandprix! And Hawk’s got some steel too, steps to STD! The tag champions take down all other 4 men, and throw STD and Trist into the ring. Congy’s thrown Dead Wonder onto the announce table where Hawk is standing, and has placed a chair over there too! Oh, no, no way! HAWK SCREWDRIVER ON A CHAIR THROUGH A TABLE!!!!! “Oh my various Gads!” shouts special guest commentator Meka Dragon. Dead Wonder is screaming in pain! He needs medical attention!
Some medics rush down with a stretcher to help Dead Wonder up, but hey! Hawk and Congy step up to the rushing medics but get knocked down by them! That’ll teach ya’! They quickly put the still screaming DW on the stretcher, and inject him with something to calm him down. They rush backstage before Congy and Hawk can get up, which they did as soon as the medics left. The competitors are waiting impatiently in the ring, including STD (Scott Giles/Figo), who swears at Congy and Hawk (Afrojoe). They’re smiling and raise their arms high in the air to some huge heat. Wait, what’s this? Hebner’s talking to Hawk, and he’s banning him from ringside! Hawk is livid! Some bodyguards rush down and take Hawk away! A huge cheer is coming from the crowd! Congy’s arguing with the Earl, but he really needs to get this match started. He reluctantly gets into his corner in the ring, followed by Hebner, who rings the bell.
DING DING DING! Trist and STD are going right for the Cong man with a double clothesline and immediately start double teaming him! The fans are going nuts! STD and The Psychiatrist stomp away at the CAW champion! An Irish whip by STD, and the two hit a backdrop neck-breaker! Wait! It can’t be! Trist goes up top, and STD lifts Congy onto his shoulders, DOOMSDAY DEVICE! Congy’s been hit with his own move! STD makes a cover, but it was inevitable that Tristy would immediately break it up.
Congy lies still on the mat, and Trist picks up STD. An Irish Whip, followed quickly by a back elbow from the man who once saved Congy from looking stupid. He lifts up STD once again, goes for a suplex, but STD flips behind, bulldog! He waves his arms and screams to roars of approval from the crowd. “S-T-D! S-T-D! S-T-D!” The Doggy claps his hands in time, but is stopped by an attack from The Psychiatrist (MikeAll). The Not-actually insane one lays out STD with a scoop slam. It seems that the Cong man is starting to stir, but Trist runs off the ropes and hits an elbow to settle him down. He makes a cover on the CAW champion, this match could be over! 1, 2, but STD breaks it up. He moves Trist away, and tries to cover Congy himself, but this time the Congster kicks out.
Grandprix on the outside is hitting the apron with his hands, trying to motivate Trist up. STD lifts Congy, and hits a belly to belly suplex. STD ascends the turnbuckle to the top, and waits for the Cong man to stand again. Double Axe Handle by Scotty the Doggy! He gets himself up and goes to attack the now standing Psychiatrist. An Irish whip, but Trist ducks the clothesline and turns around to hit a face-buster. He locks STD (Figo/Scott Giles) in a sleeper hold, and the Doggy fails in his attempt to get the arms around his neck off.
STD gradually stands up after some crowd motivation, punches off Psychiatrist and runs off the ropes. He bounces off the ropes, goes for a flying body press, but Trist saw it coming! He moves right out of the way, making STD go face first into the canvas! Trist makes a cover, 1, 2, but Congy broke it up. You may not like the guy, but you have to give him credit for taking that Doomsday Device earlier. Congy picks up Trist and throws him to the outside.
The Cong Man rolls out of the ring and hits a right hand on The Psychiatrist (MikeAll). He’s got his head, and slams it right into the announce table! The one that’s still alive, at least. He takes a piece of the one Hawk dismantled earlier, and smashes it into The Psychiatrist’s ribs, who clutches his chest in pain. He slams his head into the announce table, again and again! The crowd even count up to ten times! Congy then smashes The Psychiatrist straight into the steel steps! He’s turned around, and STD! Wow! STD ran off the ropes and jumped out of the ring with a clothesline! But Cong Man moved out of the way in time, sending STD straight onto concrete!
The CAW champion lifts STD and rolls him back into the ring. Congy steps up onto the ropes and raises his arms high to yet more heat from the fans. Congy rushes in and makes the cover; this might be over (again)! 1, 2, but STD just kicked out! The Cong man shouts at referee Earl Hebner but forgets it after a few seconds. Congy’s climbed onto the apron, and gone to the top rope! FLYING HEADBUTT! But STD moved out of the way!
All 3 men are down in this hard fought match, but since it’s 3 way, the referee can’t make a count! The Psychiatrist is moving and Congy and STD are up! The two engage rights and lefts, STD’s gaining the advantage! An Irish Whip, reversed into Congy’s, STD ducks the clothesline, sets him up, SCOTT BOTTOM, SCOTT BOTTOM!!!! But Congy got his elbow in the way. As Psychiatrist rolls into the ring, The Cong man does another Irish whip and hits a tilt-a-whirl slam on STD. Congy makes a cover, 1, 2, but the Trister broke it up. Congy blocks his opponent’s right hand, and, well he’s saying something. The Psychiatrist is nodding, and, wait, no way! Trist mounts the top rope, and Congy puts STD (Figo/Scott Giles) on his shoulders! Once again, DOOMSDAY DEVICE! Now STD’s been knocked out by the move he used Trist to get Congy with earlier!
Cong immediately lifts up the Psychiatrist into a backdrop suplex. He does an Irish whip into the turnbuckle and hits a chop to the Trist’s chest. You can hear the crowd’s reactions:“ WOOO!” they say. After about 5 chops, The Psychiatrist fights back with some punches, and clotheslines The Cong man to the outside, by the ramp. He’s gone out to face him, and engages in a high-five with partner Grandprix, who seems pleased with Trist’s progress in the match. However, The Psychiatrist is caught off guard by Cong man, who put Trist into a suplex on the ramp! Congy is stalking his prey, urging Trist to get up. He does so, and Congy goes for a clothesline! But Trist ducked it! Kick to the mid-section, an Irish whip, and Congy reverses it into one of his own, sending Trist headfirst into the Titantron!
The Cong man is taking The Psychiatrist back down to the ring where STD is standing. What’s he saying? No! No way! Could it be another Doomsday Device? Yes! But, not like that – you’ll break his neck! Congy’s smashed Psychiatrist’s head on the steps, lifts him up on his shoulders by the announce table! STD (Figo/Scott Giles) mounts the nearest turnbuckle to the top! DOOMSDAY DEVICE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!! “Oh my Gawd!” shouts J.R (RM18) whilst Meka’s Gads spill everywhere! The Psychiatrist’s been broken in half!!! Grandprix runs over to the table, the medics come (once again) and take the out cold Psychiatrist (MikeAll) away on a stretcher, with Grandprix giving support on the way.
What started as a triple threat match with another 3 people at ringside has turned into a one on one with nobody here at all! Whilst we were showing you those replays, Cong man was beating up STD with parts of the announce tables. The two men are now back in the ring. Irish whip by Congy, he goes for a backdrop, but there’s a sunset flip by STD! 1, 2, kick out! Cong gets up straight away and hits a huge DDT.
Both men are down, and with just two men remaining, Hebner (Snuggly) has already begun his 10 count. “5!” he shouts, as the fans chant “ S-T-D! S-T-D!” The ref’s about to get to 9, but Congy’s put his arm on STD…
1!
2!
He kicked out! He kicked out! He kicked out!
The fans cheer wildly at the sight of STD’s shoulder going up and his arm in the air! Very slowly, the wrestler’s get up. Both have fought hard, but who will be the victor? They engage in a fist fight, Irish whip by STD, Congy goes for a shoulder barge, but STD moves and Congy hits the ref, who’s knocked down. Congy turns around, SCOTT BOTTOM!!! SCOTTBOTTOM!!! This match is over!! But the ref’s out! Dammit!
Wait! Oh, you gotta be kidding me! Hawk (Afrojoe) just ran in and hit STD with a barbed wire chair! No Dammit! He lifts STD, HAWK SCREWDRIVER! This is not right! Hawk tries to wake up the ref, wait! He just got hit in the head by an F1 helmet! It’s Grandprix! And the Psychiatrist’s on his back! He puts the unconscious Trist on top of STD and wakes Hebner, its gotta be over!
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2!!
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3!!!!!!!!!! DING DING DING!
“Ladies and Gentleman, your winner, and NEWWWWWWW SRW CAW Heavyweight champion, The Psychiatrist!!!!!”
WINNER: THE PSYCHIATRIST!!! (MikeAll!!!)
He did it! He did it! He overcame the odds and became the new CAW champion! What a night! Grandprix takes the title and Psychiatrist away lifting him in the air as they leave! The fans give the undoubtedly loudest cheer The Psychiatrist’s ever got!
Congy and Hawk are getting up and Hawk’s apologising for before. Congy’s angry but isn’t blaming his tag partner. The two go out to reclaim their belts, and head into the ring to show them off a final time. Hold it, STD’s getting up and a smile appears on Congy’s face! No! Haven’t we had enough or one night? Congy picks up the barbed wire chair and smashes it into STD (Scott Giles/Figo), busting him wide open. You lost the match, deal with it! Don’t pick on this guy! Hawk (Afrojoe) lifts up STD on the side, and Congy hits the title belt right in his face. Wait! It’s a limping DW! He grabs the chair and hits it on Congy, sending him out of the ring! He hits Hawk with it, DEVIL DDT! He rolls out Hawk too and lifts up STD to rush backstage.
Before leaving his lifting up STD’s arm at the top of the ramp, who gets a huge ovation from the audience! DW’s turning around to leave, the revolution! The Revolution of Kid Rock and Longy jumped the two and are beating them down with right hands! Now The Rat (Allardini) has come in with a Dumpster, and RkS (Rickoss) with some sort of crane!
Look at those men, doing Congy’s dirty work! They hoist up their helpless prisoners on the crane, into the dumpster! “No Gawdammit, NO!” you hear J.R (RM18) scream, whilst King (Mojojojo) tries to settle him down. Congy and Hawk are up, ordering their workers to push the dumpster off the side!
CRASH!
“OH MY GAWD!”
DW and STD had already been broken in half earlier on, and now they‘ve been broken into freaking’ quarters!
The Revolution leave the scene of the crime…………
The Psychiatrist may be the new champ, but the rivalry between The Cong Man and STD is far, far from over!
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Phew! A big congrats to MikeAll on his victory, and apologies for it being so damn long! I vas inshpired, ya.
Allardini
Michael: So, Animalz of Doom, what do you say to all the critics who call you a cheater, and possibly your faction as the “new nWo in terms of violence”.
Hawk: What do we say? To be perfectly honest, Michael, you and the rest of those critics don’t deserve to know! But since you’ll be bugging us all day if we don’t tell you, I may as well answer. We respect the now for their fantastic technical ability, and we’re were pleased at Kevin Nash’s (allardini’s) title victory at the Rumble in the Jungle. But to get to that sort of violence? No way! That’s one thing we’d never dare get into! But technically we’re the best there is, better than the nWo, better than any wrestlers of all time.
Cong man: *finishes his banana and shoves the peel on Cole’s head* As for tonight’s match, it goes like this. Psychiatrist, you think you can save people with your stupid mouth? You should try and save yourself and STD before I pummel the two of you tonight. You, along with that F1 fool Grandprix have been thorns in my sides for long enough, considering that you a no-where near as good as I am, not even a particularly able wrestler! STD, our history makes our rivalry self-explanatory, and it does not surprise me one bit that you went for me immediately as soon as I rightfully won this title, and tonight I’ll finally get rid of you, including that irritating new groupie of yours, DW. End of story.
*The two walk off to the ring*
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Hello, and back welcome to SRW King of the Ring! Tonight we will see the first triple threat CAW title match since, er, the last ppv! You may remember that the Cong man won the title for the first time in that match, in his hometown of Brazzaville. Since then, however, his actions have been unpopular and the fans can’t seem to stand him. Tonight, he’ll, be facing off against Scotty the Doggy (Figo/Scott Giles), who has never seemed to be on the same page with the leader of The Revolution, and The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), certainly the underdog here, who after a brief HardCAW title reign decided to step himself up and go for the big one. All 3 competitors will be accompanied by their tag team partner, Congy with Hawk (Afrojoe), his Animalz of Doom co-tag titlist, Scotty with Dead Wonder, a man who we only recently knew joined STD, and The Psychiatrist will be accompanied by Grandprix, his fellow System Fighter. Something tells me that it won’t be easy for those guys to not get involved…
“Do you have something on your mind?” Here comes the trister now to what may be the biggest cheer he’s ever got! F1 fan Grandprix shortly follows. As the wait outside the ring, out come the Animalz of Doom, who get boo-d immediately by the crowd here, they strut to the ring and, oh look at that! Show-offs! Taking each of their titles one buy one and going on each turnbuckle with them for a pose. Congy’s about to show off the Caw title, but wait! STD and Dead Wonder come in from under the ring and attack! All 6 men are brawling! How on earth will referee Earl Hebner (Mr. Snuggly) restore some order? The System Fighters double clothesline STD out of the ring, who is followed by Da Cong Man!
All men are on the outside; half of them aren’t even participating in this match, which still hasn’t gotten underway! Wait, Congy’s got a chair! BAM! Chair shot to Grandprix! And Hawk’s got some steel too, steps to STD! The tag champions take down all other 4 men, and throw STD and Trist into the ring. Congy’s thrown Dead Wonder onto the announce table where Hawk is standing, and has placed a chair over there too! Oh, no, no way! HAWK SCREWDRIVER ON A CHAIR THROUGH A TABLE!!!!! “Oh my various Gads!” shouts special guest commentator Meka Dragon. Dead Wonder is screaming in pain! He needs medical attention!
Some medics rush down with a stretcher to help Dead Wonder up, but hey! Hawk and Congy step up to the rushing medics but get knocked down by them! That’ll teach ya’! They quickly put the still screaming DW on the stretcher, and inject him with something to calm him down. They rush backstage before Congy and Hawk can get up, which they did as soon as the medics left. The competitors are waiting impatiently in the ring, including STD (Scott Giles/Figo), who swears at Congy and Hawk (Afrojoe). They’re smiling and raise their arms high in the air to some huge heat. Wait, what’s this? Hebner’s talking to Hawk, and he’s banning him from ringside! Hawk is livid! Some bodyguards rush down and take Hawk away! A huge cheer is coming from the crowd! Congy’s arguing with the Earl, but he really needs to get this match started. He reluctantly gets into his corner in the ring, followed by Hebner, who rings the bell.
DING DING DING! Trist and STD are going right for the Cong man with a double clothesline and immediately start double teaming him! The fans are going nuts! STD and The Psychiatrist stomp away at the CAW champion! An Irish whip by STD, and the two hit a backdrop neck-breaker! Wait! It can’t be! Trist goes up top, and STD lifts Congy onto his shoulders, DOOMSDAY DEVICE! Congy’s been hit with his own move! STD makes a cover, but it was inevitable that Tristy would immediately break it up.
Congy lies still on the mat, and Trist picks up STD. An Irish Whip, followed quickly by a back elbow from the man who once saved Congy from looking stupid. He lifts up STD once again, goes for a suplex, but STD flips behind, bulldog! He waves his arms and screams to roars of approval from the crowd. “S-T-D! S-T-D! S-T-D!” The Doggy claps his hands in time, but is stopped by an attack from The Psychiatrist (MikeAll). The Not-actually insane one lays out STD with a scoop slam. It seems that the Cong man is starting to stir, but Trist runs off the ropes and hits an elbow to settle him down. He makes a cover on the CAW champion, this match could be over! 1, 2, but STD breaks it up. He moves Trist away, and tries to cover Congy himself, but this time the Congster kicks out.
Grandprix on the outside is hitting the apron with his hands, trying to motivate Trist up. STD lifts Congy, and hits a belly to belly suplex. STD ascends the turnbuckle to the top, and waits for the Cong man to stand again. Double Axe Handle by Scotty the Doggy! He gets himself up and goes to attack the now standing Psychiatrist. An Irish whip, but Trist ducks the clothesline and turns around to hit a face-buster. He locks STD (Figo/Scott Giles) in a sleeper hold, and the Doggy fails in his attempt to get the arms around his neck off.
STD gradually stands up after some crowd motivation, punches off Psychiatrist and runs off the ropes. He bounces off the ropes, goes for a flying body press, but Trist saw it coming! He moves right out of the way, making STD go face first into the canvas! Trist makes a cover, 1, 2, but Congy broke it up. You may not like the guy, but you have to give him credit for taking that Doomsday Device earlier. Congy picks up Trist and throws him to the outside.
The Cong Man rolls out of the ring and hits a right hand on The Psychiatrist (MikeAll). He’s got his head, and slams it right into the announce table! The one that’s still alive, at least. He takes a piece of the one Hawk dismantled earlier, and smashes it into The Psychiatrist’s ribs, who clutches his chest in pain. He slams his head into the announce table, again and again! The crowd even count up to ten times! Congy then smashes The Psychiatrist straight into the steel steps! He’s turned around, and STD! Wow! STD ran off the ropes and jumped out of the ring with a clothesline! But Cong Man moved out of the way in time, sending STD straight onto concrete!
The CAW champion lifts STD and rolls him back into the ring. Congy steps up onto the ropes and raises his arms high to yet more heat from the fans. Congy rushes in and makes the cover; this might be over (again)! 1, 2, but STD just kicked out! The Cong man shouts at referee Earl Hebner but forgets it after a few seconds. Congy’s climbed onto the apron, and gone to the top rope! FLYING HEADBUTT! But STD moved out of the way!
All 3 men are down in this hard fought match, but since it’s 3 way, the referee can’t make a count! The Psychiatrist is moving and Congy and STD are up! The two engage rights and lefts, STD’s gaining the advantage! An Irish Whip, reversed into Congy’s, STD ducks the clothesline, sets him up, SCOTT BOTTOM, SCOTT BOTTOM!!!! But Congy got his elbow in the way. As Psychiatrist rolls into the ring, The Cong man does another Irish whip and hits a tilt-a-whirl slam on STD. Congy makes a cover, 1, 2, but the Trister broke it up. Congy blocks his opponent’s right hand, and, well he’s saying something. The Psychiatrist is nodding, and, wait, no way! Trist mounts the top rope, and Congy puts STD (Figo/Scott Giles) on his shoulders! Once again, DOOMSDAY DEVICE! Now STD’s been knocked out by the move he used Trist to get Congy with earlier!
Cong immediately lifts up the Psychiatrist into a backdrop suplex. He does an Irish whip into the turnbuckle and hits a chop to the Trist’s chest. You can hear the crowd’s reactions:“ WOOO!” they say. After about 5 chops, The Psychiatrist fights back with some punches, and clotheslines The Cong man to the outside, by the ramp. He’s gone out to face him, and engages in a high-five with partner Grandprix, who seems pleased with Trist’s progress in the match. However, The Psychiatrist is caught off guard by Cong man, who put Trist into a suplex on the ramp! Congy is stalking his prey, urging Trist to get up. He does so, and Congy goes for a clothesline! But Trist ducked it! Kick to the mid-section, an Irish whip, and Congy reverses it into one of his own, sending Trist headfirst into the Titantron!
The Cong man is taking The Psychiatrist back down to the ring where STD is standing. What’s he saying? No! No way! Could it be another Doomsday Device? Yes! But, not like that – you’ll break his neck! Congy’s smashed Psychiatrist’s head on the steps, lifts him up on his shoulders by the announce table! STD (Figo/Scott Giles) mounts the nearest turnbuckle to the top! DOOMSDAY DEVICE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!! “Oh my Gawd!” shouts J.R (RM18) whilst Meka’s Gads spill everywhere! The Psychiatrist’s been broken in half!!! Grandprix runs over to the table, the medics come (once again) and take the out cold Psychiatrist (MikeAll) away on a stretcher, with Grandprix giving support on the way.
What started as a triple threat match with another 3 people at ringside has turned into a one on one with nobody here at all! Whilst we were showing you those replays, Cong man was beating up STD with parts of the announce tables. The two men are now back in the ring. Irish whip by Congy, he goes for a backdrop, but there’s a sunset flip by STD! 1, 2, kick out! Cong gets up straight away and hits a huge DDT.
Both men are down, and with just two men remaining, Hebner (Snuggly) has already begun his 10 count. “5!” he shouts, as the fans chant “ S-T-D! S-T-D!” The ref’s about to get to 9, but Congy’s put his arm on STD…
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2!
He kicked out! He kicked out! He kicked out!
The fans cheer wildly at the sight of STD’s shoulder going up and his arm in the air! Very slowly, the wrestler’s get up. Both have fought hard, but who will be the victor? They engage in a fist fight, Irish whip by STD, Congy goes for a shoulder barge, but STD moves and Congy hits the ref, who’s knocked down. Congy turns around, SCOTT BOTTOM!!! SCOTTBOTTOM!!! This match is over!! But the ref’s out! Dammit!
Wait! Oh, you gotta be kidding me! Hawk (Afrojoe) just ran in and hit STD with a barbed wire chair! No Dammit! He lifts STD, HAWK SCREWDRIVER! This is not right! Hawk tries to wake up the ref, wait! He just got hit in the head by an F1 helmet! It’s Grandprix! And the Psychiatrist’s on his back! He puts the unconscious Trist on top of STD and wakes Hebner, its gotta be over!
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3!!!!!!!!!! DING DING DING!
“Ladies and Gentleman, your winner, and NEWWWWWWW SRW CAW Heavyweight champion, The Psychiatrist!!!!!”
WINNER: THE PSYCHIATRIST!!! (MikeAll!!!)
He did it! He did it! He overcame the odds and became the new CAW champion! What a night! Grandprix takes the title and Psychiatrist away lifting him in the air as they leave! The fans give the undoubtedly loudest cheer The Psychiatrist’s ever got!
Congy and Hawk are getting up and Hawk’s apologising for before. Congy’s angry but isn’t blaming his tag partner. The two go out to reclaim their belts, and head into the ring to show them off a final time. Hold it, STD’s getting up and a smile appears on Congy’s face! No! Haven’t we had enough or one night? Congy picks up the barbed wire chair and smashes it into STD (Scott Giles/Figo), busting him wide open. You lost the match, deal with it! Don’t pick on this guy! Hawk (Afrojoe) lifts up STD on the side, and Congy hits the title belt right in his face. Wait! It’s a limping DW! He grabs the chair and hits it on Congy, sending him out of the ring! He hits Hawk with it, DEVIL DDT! He rolls out Hawk too and lifts up STD to rush backstage.
Before leaving his lifting up STD’s arm at the top of the ramp, who gets a huge ovation from the audience! DW’s turning around to leave, the revolution! The Revolution of Kid Rock and Longy jumped the two and are beating them down with right hands! Now The Rat (Allardini) has come in with a Dumpster, and RkS (Rickoss) with some sort of crane!
Look at those men, doing Congy’s dirty work! They hoist up their helpless prisoners on the crane, into the dumpster! “No Gawdammit, NO!” you hear J.R (RM18) scream, whilst King (Mojojojo) tries to settle him down. Congy and Hawk are up, ordering their workers to push the dumpster off the side!
CRASH!
“OH MY GAWD!”
DW and STD had already been broken in half earlier on, and now they‘ve been broken into freaking’ quarters!
The Revolution leave the scene of the crime…………
The Psychiatrist may be the new champ, but the rivalry between The Cong Man and STD is far, far from over!
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Phew! A big congrats to MikeAll on his victory, and apologies for it being so damn long! I vas inshpired, ya.
Allardini
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