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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
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This match isn’t late, honest.
Intercontinental Title No.1 Contenders Triple Threat match for Free-Fall:
DDP (Figo) vs Rikishi (AfroJoe) vs Godfather (Tazz)
Dé la bienvenida a la arena de SRW y yo debo decir a la persona que escribió este igual es probablemente la mejor persona que usted podría esperar jamás hablar a, significo que él acaba de gobernar tanto, el resto de usted es bueno pero en la comparación a este tipo que usted es no aún un rasguńo. El derecho que pienso que eso es suficiente crap en este idioma, el tiempo de comenzar el igual.
Woops hang on a sec it seems we have the Spanish encoder on the television selection.
Erm, umm aha! Got it, there we go.
...but the funny thing was all the time he was talking about her cat!
*The whole arena bursts out with hysterical laughter
The king returns to his seat after entertaining the crowd.
“Ha, ha, ha! Wow they’ll never let us air that again!”
“Heh, heh, you’re right I doubt we’ll even be allowed to replay it.”
YO IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S DDP!
Diamond Dallas Page’s (Figo) music hits to a nice pop from the crowd! DDP popularity has certainly been on the rise in the last few months, maybe with a little crowd support DDP stands a better chance. DDP poses and flashes his teeth as he walks down the ramp, he climbs into the ring and once more poses as the crowd cheer again!
Rikishi’s (AfroJoe) music hits to another nice pop! The Phat man umm “shakes his booty” (Not my words got it!) as he struts his stuff down the aisle, one kid suffers a slight epileptic fit in the crowd because of the lighting and has to be seen to but apart from that another otherwise successful SRW entrance.
Godfather’s (Tazz) music plays and again the crowd come to their feet but what’s this almost instantly the crowd begin to boo, what’s going on? The Godfather with no ladies? Godfather looks around the arena shocked then turns behind him and realises what he’s missing, he dances then points to the curtains and sure enough four, yes four (let’s count em’, 1, 2, 3, 4) ladies appear from the back, the crowd cheer again as the ladies wave and walk to ringside.
The Godfather continues to dance in the ring and picks up the mic and prepares to do his bit but DDP jumps him and the bell rings. They slug it out in the corner and Rikishi sees his oppertunity and charges across the ring delivering a splash to both of them, crushing them into the turnbuckle! Both men fall flat on their faces and Rikishi singles out the Godfather and picks him up, he whips him off the ropes and on his return hits a back body drop which lands him on top of DDP! Jeez! DDP rolls around choking as once again the Phat Man picks up the Godfather and slams his head into the turnbuckle! Rikishi is dominant!
Rikishi looks around at the crowd as they applaud, he then looks down at the Godfather who rather conveniently landed sitting at the turnbuckle would you believe it, Rikishi nods at the crowd then steps over the Godfather and prepares for the Stink Face and, and, and............ blink. What the? The monitor broke. Talk about timing, oh hang on I can actually see the match from where I’m sitting, silly me. STINK FACE!! Ergh! That’s just horrible! The Godfather’s ladies shake their heads and promptly leave much to the crowds laughter, Godfather even in his disillusioned state tries to get them back but they all flee holding their noses.
DDP comes from behind at Rikishi and spins him around DIAMOND CUTTER!! The crowd comes to it’s feet! DDP covers, 1, 2........... Godfather makes the save! Looks like he’s given up on the women. Godfather whips DDP into the ropes and closelines him down. He picks him up and quickly whips him into the turnbuckle and signals for the Ho train! The crowd cheer along as he charges across the ring and.... DDP moves! Godfather goes crashing into the turnbuckle! On his rebound DDP nails WHAM!! Swinging neckbreaker! Another high impact move, DDP covers, 1, 2........ and this time it’s Rikishi who makes the save!
Rikishi (AfroJoe) standing kicks DDP (Figo) in the face knocking him into the ropes which rebound him and keep him up and Rikishi delivers a blow to the face with a right hand sending him back again but the ropes keep him up, finally Rikishi picks DDP up by the waist and hits a huge (and I mean huge) Sidewalk Slam! WHAM!! Big move there, Rikishi however doesn’t go for the cover and instead comes off the ropes and hits a leg drop! Now he makes the cover, 1, 2..... Kick out! Amazing! How can you kick with such weight on you?
The Godfather (Tazz) makes his way to his feet and attempts to slug it out with Rikishi but Rikishi soon turns that around, however DDP gets up and also hammers away with kicks and punches to Rikishi sending the odds the other way and Rikishi begins to stumble and collectively the two are able to beat back this 400 pound monster! Together they even pick him up for a big back body drop! CRASH! Rikishi sent to the mat! The two congratulate each other on a job well done but Godfather soon wavers the alliance and jumps at DDP swinging around by his neck to get behind him and levers him down sending him down head first into the canvas! Woah! What a move! The crowd applaud
The Godfather stands up but little does he know who’s behind him, a shadow bigger than his own is cast before him and Godfather backs up and knocks into Rikishis chest, Godfather holds his head as Rikishi spins him around and picks him up, but wait no! Not this move, RIKISHI DRIVER! BOOM! Ow! That’s too much. Rikishi has this won, he looks over at a helpless DDP and walks over and climbs the turnbuckle! He can’t go up there, now that’s too much! (No not that the camera just did a close up shot of, well you know what) Rikishi is second rope but turns around to face DDP, he’s going for a splash! Oh no! The crowd is to their feet cheering wildly!
Rikishi hold his arms high and wait! DDP is up he turns into the big man and DIAMOND CUTTER!! CRASH!! GOOD GOD! From the second rope! Unbelievable! There’s the cover 1, 2...... 3! It’s over, mercifully it’s over! DDP (Figo) is the number one contender!
Well done Figo, you lucky sod you. HA to everyone else cus you lost :0P
Thanks for Reading.
Starlight
Oh look, the epileptic kid returns just as the match closes, the lights go off and people leave the arena, the kid is not happy.
Intercontinental Title No.1 Contenders Triple Threat match for Free-Fall:
DDP (Figo) vs Rikishi (AfroJoe) vs Godfather (Tazz)
Dé la bienvenida a la arena de SRW y yo debo decir a la persona que escribió este igual es probablemente la mejor persona que usted podría esperar jamás hablar a, significo que él acaba de gobernar tanto, el resto de usted es bueno pero en la comparación a este tipo que usted es no aún un rasguńo. El derecho que pienso que eso es suficiente crap en este idioma, el tiempo de comenzar el igual.
Woops hang on a sec it seems we have the Spanish encoder on the television selection.
Erm, umm aha! Got it, there we go.
...but the funny thing was all the time he was talking about her cat!
*The whole arena bursts out with hysterical laughter
The king returns to his seat after entertaining the crowd.
“Ha, ha, ha! Wow they’ll never let us air that again!”
“Heh, heh, you’re right I doubt we’ll even be allowed to replay it.”
YO IT’S ME IT’S ME IT’S DDP!
Diamond Dallas Page’s (Figo) music hits to a nice pop from the crowd! DDP popularity has certainly been on the rise in the last few months, maybe with a little crowd support DDP stands a better chance. DDP poses and flashes his teeth as he walks down the ramp, he climbs into the ring and once more poses as the crowd cheer again!
Rikishi’s (AfroJoe) music hits to another nice pop! The Phat man umm “shakes his booty” (Not my words got it!) as he struts his stuff down the aisle, one kid suffers a slight epileptic fit in the crowd because of the lighting and has to be seen to but apart from that another otherwise successful SRW entrance.
Godfather’s (Tazz) music plays and again the crowd come to their feet but what’s this almost instantly the crowd begin to boo, what’s going on? The Godfather with no ladies? Godfather looks around the arena shocked then turns behind him and realises what he’s missing, he dances then points to the curtains and sure enough four, yes four (let’s count em’, 1, 2, 3, 4) ladies appear from the back, the crowd cheer again as the ladies wave and walk to ringside.
The Godfather continues to dance in the ring and picks up the mic and prepares to do his bit but DDP jumps him and the bell rings. They slug it out in the corner and Rikishi sees his oppertunity and charges across the ring delivering a splash to both of them, crushing them into the turnbuckle! Both men fall flat on their faces and Rikishi singles out the Godfather and picks him up, he whips him off the ropes and on his return hits a back body drop which lands him on top of DDP! Jeez! DDP rolls around choking as once again the Phat Man picks up the Godfather and slams his head into the turnbuckle! Rikishi is dominant!
Rikishi looks around at the crowd as they applaud, he then looks down at the Godfather who rather conveniently landed sitting at the turnbuckle would you believe it, Rikishi nods at the crowd then steps over the Godfather and prepares for the Stink Face and, and, and............ blink. What the? The monitor broke. Talk about timing, oh hang on I can actually see the match from where I’m sitting, silly me. STINK FACE!! Ergh! That’s just horrible! The Godfather’s ladies shake their heads and promptly leave much to the crowds laughter, Godfather even in his disillusioned state tries to get them back but they all flee holding their noses.
DDP comes from behind at Rikishi and spins him around DIAMOND CUTTER!! The crowd comes to it’s feet! DDP covers, 1, 2........... Godfather makes the save! Looks like he’s given up on the women. Godfather whips DDP into the ropes and closelines him down. He picks him up and quickly whips him into the turnbuckle and signals for the Ho train! The crowd cheer along as he charges across the ring and.... DDP moves! Godfather goes crashing into the turnbuckle! On his rebound DDP nails WHAM!! Swinging neckbreaker! Another high impact move, DDP covers, 1, 2........ and this time it’s Rikishi who makes the save!
Rikishi (AfroJoe) standing kicks DDP (Figo) in the face knocking him into the ropes which rebound him and keep him up and Rikishi delivers a blow to the face with a right hand sending him back again but the ropes keep him up, finally Rikishi picks DDP up by the waist and hits a huge (and I mean huge) Sidewalk Slam! WHAM!! Big move there, Rikishi however doesn’t go for the cover and instead comes off the ropes and hits a leg drop! Now he makes the cover, 1, 2..... Kick out! Amazing! How can you kick with such weight on you?
The Godfather (Tazz) makes his way to his feet and attempts to slug it out with Rikishi but Rikishi soon turns that around, however DDP gets up and also hammers away with kicks and punches to Rikishi sending the odds the other way and Rikishi begins to stumble and collectively the two are able to beat back this 400 pound monster! Together they even pick him up for a big back body drop! CRASH! Rikishi sent to the mat! The two congratulate each other on a job well done but Godfather soon wavers the alliance and jumps at DDP swinging around by his neck to get behind him and levers him down sending him down head first into the canvas! Woah! What a move! The crowd applaud
The Godfather stands up but little does he know who’s behind him, a shadow bigger than his own is cast before him and Godfather backs up and knocks into Rikishis chest, Godfather holds his head as Rikishi spins him around and picks him up, but wait no! Not this move, RIKISHI DRIVER! BOOM! Ow! That’s too much. Rikishi has this won, he looks over at a helpless DDP and walks over and climbs the turnbuckle! He can’t go up there, now that’s too much! (No not that the camera just did a close up shot of, well you know what) Rikishi is second rope but turns around to face DDP, he’s going for a splash! Oh no! The crowd is to their feet cheering wildly!
Rikishi hold his arms high and wait! DDP is up he turns into the big man and DIAMOND CUTTER!! CRASH!! GOOD GOD! From the second rope! Unbelievable! There’s the cover 1, 2...... 3! It’s over, mercifully it’s over! DDP (Figo) is the number one contender!
Well done Figo, you lucky sod you. HA to everyone else cus you lost :0P
Thanks for Reading.
Starlight
Oh look, the epileptic kid returns just as the match closes, the lights go off and people leave the arena, the kid is not happy.
(This is a match from last week. Sorry it's late.)
*Kurt Angle is seen watching TV backstage*
"Whoo!" 3 - 2 against Portugal! But a draw with those pathetic Koreans!" Ah well, c'mon the USA, we can still do it!" Angle walks off looking very pleased. I wonder if he knows the France scores....
*Triple H is seen backstage also*
"Shocking!" Triple H is seen saying to a backstage official. "You think it's funny my team lost to some African nation no-one's heard of and drew with some hacking fools from South America??!!?? We even lost to Denmark! I mean, who the hell are Denmark!?!" "No, sir. I don't think it's funny." replies the official. "Good!" Triple H says fiercly, before heading towards the ring.
*Angle's music hits*
Here comes Kurt Angle, wearing a USA hat. Angle comes out to a tidal wave of boos from the crowd. He smirks at the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. When Angle gets in the ring he picks up a microphone and begins to address the crowd. "So do any of you know why I'm wearing this hat?" he askes. But Angle can't get a reply out of them as a soon as he's asked the question, the arena goes dark.
"Time to make pain! Time to play the Game!" blares all over the arena. "Whoah! Whoah!" Angle shouts up the ramp to Triple H, who just keeps walking. "Just because your team is out of the World Cup doesn't mean you have to take a temper tantrum." he says to Triple H, who just ignores him completely and climbs into the ring. Angle throws away the microphone as Triple H walks right up and hits him in the face.
DING DING DING! Triple H knocks Angle back onto the ropes with his first punch. He then repeats the same punch 4 times until Angle is down only standing up by using the support of the ropes. Triple H whips him off the ropes, and tries a clothesline, but Angle ducks underneath and hits Triple H with a Clothesline of his own. Wham! Triple H falls hard backwards onto the mat, but is right back on his feet again. Angle runs at him, but Triple H hits him in the face. Angle falls back, and Triple H smacks him again. Angle falls back onto the ropes, but bounces off them and knees Triple H in the ribs. He then goes round to HHH's back, and tries to put in a German Suplex! GERMAN SUPLEX! He hits it on The Game! Kurt goes for a cover. 1, 2 and a kick out by HHH.
Angle pulls HHH up by the hair, but HHH punches Angle in the stomach a few times. Then HHH pummels Kurt with some stiff right hands. He then retreats to the opposite turnbuckle, and nails Angle with a big splash, but sticking his knee in for added effect. Angle falls to the mat. HHH looks around the crowd arrogently, and they cheer him. He picks Angle up, and lifts him high in the air for a suplex! Yes! WHAT A SUPLEX! Angle's back is slammed into the mat. HHH walks around the ring. He knows that move hurt Angle a lot.
The Game puts Angle's head between his legs, and tries for a Pedigree. Kurt escapes though, and tries to crawl away, but Triple H elbow drops him. HHH makes the cover, but Angle kicks out at 2. Test gets in the face of the ref, asking him to count faster. HHH sends Angle off the ropes at an incredible speed, and catches him with his knee as Angle comes back. Cover...1....2....kick out again. I don't think Angle can take much more of this punishment. HHH chucks Angle into the turnbuckle, and slams his shoudler right into the Oylimpic medal winners midrift over and over again, until the ref makes him stop. He then throws Angle into the other buckle, and punches the hell out of him. Angle falls to the floor.
HHH, annoyed now, whips Angle into the ropes, but Angle reverses and hits a drop toe hold! Angle locks on the Ankle lock! His first offense of the match. HHH is right next to the ropes however, and Angle is forced to break the hold. Angle hits another German suplex on HHH, and bridges for the pin. 1, 2, and quite an easy kick out for HHH. Angle trys to whip HHH into the ropes, but his move is reversed. Angle, however, manages to flip himself over the ropes to avoid Triple H's big knee drop. HHH follows, which is exactly what Angle had hoped for. Angle trys to sunset flip the big man, but HHH catches him on his shoulders on the way over! Angle is stuck - he trys to punch Tests head, but to no avail. HHH does an electric chiar drop, which isn't a move we've seen him use much. He picks up Angle, and plants him with the PEDIGREE!!! This one's over. 1...2...3. Thats it.
DING DING DING! "Here is your winner, Triple H!"
Winner - Triple H (Ant)
Loser - Angle (Grandprix)
AJ.
*Kurt Angle is seen watching TV backstage*
"Whoo!" 3 - 2 against Portugal! But a draw with those pathetic Koreans!" Ah well, c'mon the USA, we can still do it!" Angle walks off looking very pleased. I wonder if he knows the France scores....
*Triple H is seen backstage also*
"Shocking!" Triple H is seen saying to a backstage official. "You think it's funny my team lost to some African nation no-one's heard of and drew with some hacking fools from South America??!!?? We even lost to Denmark! I mean, who the hell are Denmark!?!" "No, sir. I don't think it's funny." replies the official. "Good!" Triple H says fiercly, before heading towards the ring.
*Angle's music hits*
Here comes Kurt Angle, wearing a USA hat. Angle comes out to a tidal wave of boos from the crowd. He smirks at the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. When Angle gets in the ring he picks up a microphone and begins to address the crowd. "So do any of you know why I'm wearing this hat?" he askes. But Angle can't get a reply out of them as a soon as he's asked the question, the arena goes dark.
"Time to make pain! Time to play the Game!" blares all over the arena. "Whoah! Whoah!" Angle shouts up the ramp to Triple H, who just keeps walking. "Just because your team is out of the World Cup doesn't mean you have to take a temper tantrum." he says to Triple H, who just ignores him completely and climbs into the ring. Angle throws away the microphone as Triple H walks right up and hits him in the face.
DING DING DING! Triple H knocks Angle back onto the ropes with his first punch. He then repeats the same punch 4 times until Angle is down only standing up by using the support of the ropes. Triple H whips him off the ropes, and tries a clothesline, but Angle ducks underneath and hits Triple H with a Clothesline of his own. Wham! Triple H falls hard backwards onto the mat, but is right back on his feet again. Angle runs at him, but Triple H hits him in the face. Angle falls back, and Triple H smacks him again. Angle falls back onto the ropes, but bounces off them and knees Triple H in the ribs. He then goes round to HHH's back, and tries to put in a German Suplex! GERMAN SUPLEX! He hits it on The Game! Kurt goes for a cover. 1, 2 and a kick out by HHH.
Angle pulls HHH up by the hair, but HHH punches Angle in the stomach a few times. Then HHH pummels Kurt with some stiff right hands. He then retreats to the opposite turnbuckle, and nails Angle with a big splash, but sticking his knee in for added effect. Angle falls to the mat. HHH looks around the crowd arrogently, and they cheer him. He picks Angle up, and lifts him high in the air for a suplex! Yes! WHAT A SUPLEX! Angle's back is slammed into the mat. HHH walks around the ring. He knows that move hurt Angle a lot.
The Game puts Angle's head between his legs, and tries for a Pedigree. Kurt escapes though, and tries to crawl away, but Triple H elbow drops him. HHH makes the cover, but Angle kicks out at 2. Test gets in the face of the ref, asking him to count faster. HHH sends Angle off the ropes at an incredible speed, and catches him with his knee as Angle comes back. Cover...1....2....kick out again. I don't think Angle can take much more of this punishment. HHH chucks Angle into the turnbuckle, and slams his shoudler right into the Oylimpic medal winners midrift over and over again, until the ref makes him stop. He then throws Angle into the other buckle, and punches the hell out of him. Angle falls to the floor.
HHH, annoyed now, whips Angle into the ropes, but Angle reverses and hits a drop toe hold! Angle locks on the Ankle lock! His first offense of the match. HHH is right next to the ropes however, and Angle is forced to break the hold. Angle hits another German suplex on HHH, and bridges for the pin. 1, 2, and quite an easy kick out for HHH. Angle trys to whip HHH into the ropes, but his move is reversed. Angle, however, manages to flip himself over the ropes to avoid Triple H's big knee drop. HHH follows, which is exactly what Angle had hoped for. Angle trys to sunset flip the big man, but HHH catches him on his shoulders on the way over! Angle is stuck - he trys to punch Tests head, but to no avail. HHH does an electric chiar drop, which isn't a move we've seen him use much. He picks up Angle, and plants him with the PEDIGREE!!! This one's over. 1...2...3. Thats it.
DING DING DING! "Here is your winner, Triple H!"
Winner - Triple H (Ant)
Loser - Angle (Grandprix)
AJ.
The following match is a warm-up to the World Cup fatal four way elimination match between Triple H (Ant) (France), Kurt Angle (Grandprix) (USA), William Regal (Grandprix) (England) and Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man) (Mexico). This match will be between William Regal and Eddie Guerrero. Who will go into the big match with the upper hand? We will soon find out.
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"Latino Heat..." Eddie Guerrero is the first man to come out. He struts down to the ring in his green Mexico shirt to the booes of the predominantly English crowd. He looks very confident, but will he feels the same way after the match. In the ring Eddie's music stops and the Mexican national anthem starts. Eddie puts his arm horizontally against his chest and begins to sing.
Suddenly William Regal's music hits and he wlaks down to the ring wearing an England shirt. For the first time ever the crowd give Regal a standing ovation. Regal does his customary wave but looks shocked at the response of his fellow countymen. Regal stops outside the ring and waves to his adoring fans. Guerrero, in the ring looks annoyed after Regal interrupted his display of national pride. He wants to get this thing started. Guerrero's had enough and vaults over the ropes onto the posing Englishman, silencing the fans.
Eddie stomps on the fallen Regal. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9, then Eddie points at the number on his shirt, 10 and stomps on Regal again. Eddie blows a kiss to the crowd will Regal climbs to his feet. Eddie grabs Regal and goes to whip him into the steel steps but Regal reverses it and Eddie goes flying into the steps with a huge crash. Teddy Long (Tony), the referee tries to get this match started by pleading with Regal to get back into the ring. Regal pushes him out of the way and runs at Eddie whos slumped on the stairs and executes a low dropkick. However at the last minute Eddie moves and Regal dropkicks the steel steps knocking the top step into the security barrier. Both men are down outside the ring. The referee can't make a count because the match is yet to officially start.
Both men gradually drag themselves onto the apron and climb into the ring and the referee calls for the bell to start the match. After a short breather Regal and Guerrero look ready for action again. They lock up in the centre of the ring. Regal gets Guerrero into a side headlock but Eddie escapes and throws Regal off the ropes. As he comes back Guerrero knocks Regal down with a hard clothesline. Guerrero turns away to taunt the crowd. Not a wise move however as Regal grabs Guerrero's leg and rolls him up.
1..2..
Regal had the tights but Guerrero still managed to sneak out of it. Eddie looks angry and hits Regal with a series of hard chops. Regal staggers back into the corner waving his arms about. Regal fights back with a rake of the eyes but not before his chest is red raw. Now it's Regal's turn to go onto the offensive, he kicks Eddie into the stomach and hits a suplex. Regal then follows this up with an armbar. Immediately Eddie begins to scream in pain as Regal stretches his arm as much as possible. Eddie wves his arm around trying to find the ropes but can't get anything. Regal pulls even harder and Eddie's face turns as red as England's away strip. Finally the Mexican reaches the ropes and the referee breaks the hold. Regal doesn't let go immediately to causes more pain to Eddie's arm. When he does let go Eddie stays down, so Regal drops his knee onto Eddie's shoulder. Then he turns him over and goes for the pin.
1..2.
..and Eddie kicks out. Regal stares disapprovingly at the referee and continues his assault on Guerrero's arm. Regal slides out of the ring and grabs Eddie's arm, before smashing it into the nearest ring post. He then repeats this 3 more times each one harder than the last hurting his opponent more and more. Regal waves to the crowd and slides back into the ring. Regal puts Guerrero's head between his legs and sets him up for the double underhook powerbomb, but Guerrero counters and BACK BODY DROPs him! If Regal had hit that move the match could be over but know the tables have turned and Eddie's favour.
Guerrero then puts Regal's head between his legs and actually hits a powerbomb using all his strength to lift his opponent. Guerrero now walks over to the ropes, climbs throught them and climbs the turnbuckle. He taunts to the crowd and readies himself for the frog splash. But this delay has given William Regal a chance to pull on the ropes making Guerrero fall on the turnbuckle 'where the sun don't even think about shining.' Guerrero screams in a pain while William Regal climbs the turnbuckle and hits a GUT-WRENCH SUPLEX off the top! Guerrero is sent flying accross the ring and Regal also goes down in a heap.
Regal gets to his feet first and rather groggily climbs the nearest turnbuckle. He points to his elbow but Eddie Guerrero comes running towards him and sits him down on the turnbuckle. Guerrero now climbs the turnbuckle and hits a HURRACANRANA off the top rope. What impact! Regal looks to be out of it and and Eddie gives a satisfied smile and climbs the turnbuckle. FROG SPLASH!
NO! Regal had his knees up. England can still win this! Regal goes over to the corner and takes something from inside the turnbuckle pad and puts it on his hand. What could this be? Not the brass knuckles!? Eddie Guerrero is dragging himself up by the ropes while holding his ribs with his injured arm. Regal swings but Eddie ducks and hits the referee, who's standing behind Eddie, with the brass knuckles. Regal holds his head in shock before Eddie suprises him with a German suplex. He holds onto Regal for the pin but no one's there to make the count. He could have got at least a 3 count!
Guerrero lets go of Regal and goes over to the ref and kicks him but there's no movement from Brian Hebner. After this he signals in the direction of the entrance ramp and Chavo Guerrero Jnr and Essa Rios, the other members of Latino World Order come running down wearing Mexico shirts. This looks bad for Regal and the whole of England. Essa goes over to the nearest turnbuckle while Chavo enters the ring with his uncle.
Chavo and Eddie pick up Regal and hit a DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER! Essa Rios then hits a MOONSAULT on Regal! The two interfering LWO members then escape through an angry crowd. Just in time Teddy Long regains consciousness as Eddie Guerrero covers William Regal.
1.2.3
The ref raise Eddie's arm as the winner. While he's celebrating Regal cracks him on the back of the head with the brass knuckles. Surely that would be a red card! Regal's music hits depite him losing.
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Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man) wins for Mexico. It was a quick count but William Regal (Grandprix) did hit the ref with his brass knuckles. Regal will feel cheated after the Latino World Order interfered but he did try to cheat by using the brass knuckles and in the end he got some revenge. Now these two will be even more ready to destroy each other come Free-fall.
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"Latino Heat..." Eddie Guerrero is the first man to come out. He struts down to the ring in his green Mexico shirt to the booes of the predominantly English crowd. He looks very confident, but will he feels the same way after the match. In the ring Eddie's music stops and the Mexican national anthem starts. Eddie puts his arm horizontally against his chest and begins to sing.
Suddenly William Regal's music hits and he wlaks down to the ring wearing an England shirt. For the first time ever the crowd give Regal a standing ovation. Regal does his customary wave but looks shocked at the response of his fellow countymen. Regal stops outside the ring and waves to his adoring fans. Guerrero, in the ring looks annoyed after Regal interrupted his display of national pride. He wants to get this thing started. Guerrero's had enough and vaults over the ropes onto the posing Englishman, silencing the fans.
Eddie stomps on the fallen Regal. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9, then Eddie points at the number on his shirt, 10 and stomps on Regal again. Eddie blows a kiss to the crowd will Regal climbs to his feet. Eddie grabs Regal and goes to whip him into the steel steps but Regal reverses it and Eddie goes flying into the steps with a huge crash. Teddy Long (Tony), the referee tries to get this match started by pleading with Regal to get back into the ring. Regal pushes him out of the way and runs at Eddie whos slumped on the stairs and executes a low dropkick. However at the last minute Eddie moves and Regal dropkicks the steel steps knocking the top step into the security barrier. Both men are down outside the ring. The referee can't make a count because the match is yet to officially start.
Both men gradually drag themselves onto the apron and climb into the ring and the referee calls for the bell to start the match. After a short breather Regal and Guerrero look ready for action again. They lock up in the centre of the ring. Regal gets Guerrero into a side headlock but Eddie escapes and throws Regal off the ropes. As he comes back Guerrero knocks Regal down with a hard clothesline. Guerrero turns away to taunt the crowd. Not a wise move however as Regal grabs Guerrero's leg and rolls him up.
1..2..
Regal had the tights but Guerrero still managed to sneak out of it. Eddie looks angry and hits Regal with a series of hard chops. Regal staggers back into the corner waving his arms about. Regal fights back with a rake of the eyes but not before his chest is red raw. Now it's Regal's turn to go onto the offensive, he kicks Eddie into the stomach and hits a suplex. Regal then follows this up with an armbar. Immediately Eddie begins to scream in pain as Regal stretches his arm as much as possible. Eddie wves his arm around trying to find the ropes but can't get anything. Regal pulls even harder and Eddie's face turns as red as England's away strip. Finally the Mexican reaches the ropes and the referee breaks the hold. Regal doesn't let go immediately to causes more pain to Eddie's arm. When he does let go Eddie stays down, so Regal drops his knee onto Eddie's shoulder. Then he turns him over and goes for the pin.
1..2.
..and Eddie kicks out. Regal stares disapprovingly at the referee and continues his assault on Guerrero's arm. Regal slides out of the ring and grabs Eddie's arm, before smashing it into the nearest ring post. He then repeats this 3 more times each one harder than the last hurting his opponent more and more. Regal waves to the crowd and slides back into the ring. Regal puts Guerrero's head between his legs and sets him up for the double underhook powerbomb, but Guerrero counters and BACK BODY DROPs him! If Regal had hit that move the match could be over but know the tables have turned and Eddie's favour.
Guerrero then puts Regal's head between his legs and actually hits a powerbomb using all his strength to lift his opponent. Guerrero now walks over to the ropes, climbs throught them and climbs the turnbuckle. He taunts to the crowd and readies himself for the frog splash. But this delay has given William Regal a chance to pull on the ropes making Guerrero fall on the turnbuckle 'where the sun don't even think about shining.' Guerrero screams in a pain while William Regal climbs the turnbuckle and hits a GUT-WRENCH SUPLEX off the top! Guerrero is sent flying accross the ring and Regal also goes down in a heap.
Regal gets to his feet first and rather groggily climbs the nearest turnbuckle. He points to his elbow but Eddie Guerrero comes running towards him and sits him down on the turnbuckle. Guerrero now climbs the turnbuckle and hits a HURRACANRANA off the top rope. What impact! Regal looks to be out of it and and Eddie gives a satisfied smile and climbs the turnbuckle. FROG SPLASH!
NO! Regal had his knees up. England can still win this! Regal goes over to the corner and takes something from inside the turnbuckle pad and puts it on his hand. What could this be? Not the brass knuckles!? Eddie Guerrero is dragging himself up by the ropes while holding his ribs with his injured arm. Regal swings but Eddie ducks and hits the referee, who's standing behind Eddie, with the brass knuckles. Regal holds his head in shock before Eddie suprises him with a German suplex. He holds onto Regal for the pin but no one's there to make the count. He could have got at least a 3 count!
Guerrero lets go of Regal and goes over to the ref and kicks him but there's no movement from Brian Hebner. After this he signals in the direction of the entrance ramp and Chavo Guerrero Jnr and Essa Rios, the other members of Latino World Order come running down wearing Mexico shirts. This looks bad for Regal and the whole of England. Essa goes over to the nearest turnbuckle while Chavo enters the ring with his uncle.
Chavo and Eddie pick up Regal and hit a DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER! Essa Rios then hits a MOONSAULT on Regal! The two interfering LWO members then escape through an angry crowd. Just in time Teddy Long regains consciousness as Eddie Guerrero covers William Regal.
1.2.3
The ref raise Eddie's arm as the winner. While he's celebrating Regal cracks him on the back of the head with the brass knuckles. Surely that would be a red card! Regal's music hits depite him losing.
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Eddie Guerrero (Cong Man) wins for Mexico. It was a quick count but William Regal (Grandprix) did hit the ref with his brass knuckles. Regal will feel cheated after the Latino World Order interfered but he did try to cheat by using the brass knuckles and in the end he got some revenge. Now these two will be even more ready to destroy each other come Free-fall.
The nWo logo appears on the SpecialTron, and the arena is thrown into darkness, here comes the Special Reserve Wrestling Champion! The crowd are on their feet, but booing loudly as Kevin Nash (allardini) saunters to the ring with the prestigious belt around his waist. As he steps into the ring, he asks for a mic.
“So, I hear I’m in a triple threat match at Free-Fall, for this baby,” he says, gesturing to his belt. “Well, it’s triple threat rules, so a lot of are saying I’m going to lose my title to either Scott Steiner (MikeAll) or Chris Benoit (Grandprix). But think for a minute. I’ve been the Undisputed SRW Champion for almost three months now, possibly the longest title reign in the history of SRW. I’ve successfully defended my title in some hellacious matches. Remember this?”
Nash (allardini) points to the SpecialTron, where it shows him powerbombing Jericho (Figo) fifteen feet to the canvas, in that huge Cage match back at KOTR.
“I love that. Why don’t we watch it again?” The crowd boo, but he shows it once more.
“I just can’t get enough of it…lets have it in slow motion!”
“Tell me…what is on your mind?” That’s not the footage, that’s the music of the CAW Heavyweight Champion, The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)! What’s he doing out here? The crowd are going absolutely mad! He stands on top of the ramp, holding a mic.
“Hey Nash (allardini). Now, I agree, you’ve been an excellent champion, and I concur with you about some of the matches you’ve been in, some of the toughest ever. In fact, there’s only one point I’d really disagree with. You called yourself the ‘Undisputed’ SRW Champion.”
Nash (allardini) leans over the ropes angrily. “Yeah, and I am!”
Psychiatrist smiles, “Oh, I’d disagree. The CAW Title is probably the biggest title in SRW at the moment, and the CAW Division is the hottest of them all. Now the title that I hold, means I’m the best CAW in SRW. So surely, that would make me…better than you?”
Nash (allardini) looks furious, and he’s about to reply…but wait, from behind, it’s Stone Cold Steve Austin (Dead Wonder)! The bell rings as Austin knocks the Champ down and goes to work on him, while Psychiatrist (MikeAll) looks on with a strange smile on his face. He finally leaves, with the crowd cheering for him!
The action now is in the ring now, as Austin (DW) whips Nash (allardini) into the ropes and takes him down with a Lou Thesz Press, followed by a few knuckle sandwiches! This is a massive opportunity to make a name for himself in SRW by beating the Champion! He throws Nash into the corner and begins to stomp a mudhole in him, and when Nash finally staggers out of the corner he’s knocked down with a big clothesline!
Austin (DW) bounces off the ropes…Austin Elbow Drop! And another! And ano – no, Nash (allardini) scrambles out of the way and catapults off the ropes, his boot held high! WHAM! A massive boot to the face of Austin, knocking the Rattlesnake down. Nash is really angry over what’s just happened, and he beats on his opponent mercilessly with constant left and right-hands, he’s gone into a total frenzy!
Nash (allardini) literally tosses him onto the top turnbuckle, climbs up there with him, AND SUPERPLEXES HIM TO THE CANVAS! He stomps on Austin (DW), and as he does so we see Albert (Jetster), another member of the nWo walking down the ramp!
The referee jumps out of the ring to meet him, and he demands that Albert (Jetster) go back! Meanwhile, Nash (allardini), still furious about what happened before the match wants to take his frustrations out on someone, and he grabs a steel chair, waits for Austin (DW) to stagger up and CLANG! MASSIVE CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD!
Albert (Jetster) finally leaves, and as the referee enters the ring Nash (allardini) is setting Austin (DW) up, JACKNIFE POWERBOMB! Nash (allardini) covers Austin (DW) arrogantly, 1…2…3! This one’s over, with Austin down and out.
Nash stands there for a couple of minutes looking over Austin (DW) while his music plays, before going to the outside and…no way, he’s got some of Austin’s Steveweisers! Nash (allardini) mocks Austin and drinks the beer, and then stands on the turnbuckles and drinks a beer!
All this time though means Austin (DW) has had time to recovered, and as Nash (allardini) steps off the final turnbuckle and turns, Austin (DW) nails him with the STUNNER!
Now Austin (DW)’s beckoning to someone…look who’s running down the ramp! It’s Scott Steiner (MikeAll)! Steiner sprints to the ring, and like a Wolf he pounces on the SRW Champion and locks in the Steiner Recliner! And now look…Austin’s beckoning again, here comes Chris Benoit (Grandprix)! Benoit looks at Steiner for a moment, and Steiner (MikeAll) lets go of the hold, and points to the top rope! Benoit (Grandprix) smiles menacingly, and then climbs up there! DIVING HEADBUTT TO NASH (ALLARDINI)!
Benoit (Grandprix) and Steiner (MikeAll) celebrate together, and after all that’s happened over the past couple of weeks, including a match between the two of them, they seem to be on the same page! Obviously they knew Austin (DW) had a match with the Champ, and they teamed up with him too! And what part does The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) play in all this!
Now the rest of the nWo are sprinting down the ramp, and the two challengers escape the ring as they enter, and run backstage while the nWo tend to their fallen friend. The crowd are cheering like crazy, it looks like they’re on the side of the two challengers as well! Just around 10 days to go now before Free-Fall, where I’m sure we’ll find out what all this means, so don’t miss it!
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The winner of this match: Kevin Nash (allardini).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“So, I hear I’m in a triple threat match at Free-Fall, for this baby,” he says, gesturing to his belt. “Well, it’s triple threat rules, so a lot of are saying I’m going to lose my title to either Scott Steiner (MikeAll) or Chris Benoit (Grandprix). But think for a minute. I’ve been the Undisputed SRW Champion for almost three months now, possibly the longest title reign in the history of SRW. I’ve successfully defended my title in some hellacious matches. Remember this?”
Nash (allardini) points to the SpecialTron, where it shows him powerbombing Jericho (Figo) fifteen feet to the canvas, in that huge Cage match back at KOTR.
“I love that. Why don’t we watch it again?” The crowd boo, but he shows it once more.
“I just can’t get enough of it…lets have it in slow motion!”
“Tell me…what is on your mind?” That’s not the footage, that’s the music of the CAW Heavyweight Champion, The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)! What’s he doing out here? The crowd are going absolutely mad! He stands on top of the ramp, holding a mic.
“Hey Nash (allardini). Now, I agree, you’ve been an excellent champion, and I concur with you about some of the matches you’ve been in, some of the toughest ever. In fact, there’s only one point I’d really disagree with. You called yourself the ‘Undisputed’ SRW Champion.”
Nash (allardini) leans over the ropes angrily. “Yeah, and I am!”
Psychiatrist smiles, “Oh, I’d disagree. The CAW Title is probably the biggest title in SRW at the moment, and the CAW Division is the hottest of them all. Now the title that I hold, means I’m the best CAW in SRW. So surely, that would make me…better than you?”
Nash (allardini) looks furious, and he’s about to reply…but wait, from behind, it’s Stone Cold Steve Austin (Dead Wonder)! The bell rings as Austin knocks the Champ down and goes to work on him, while Psychiatrist (MikeAll) looks on with a strange smile on his face. He finally leaves, with the crowd cheering for him!
The action now is in the ring now, as Austin (DW) whips Nash (allardini) into the ropes and takes him down with a Lou Thesz Press, followed by a few knuckle sandwiches! This is a massive opportunity to make a name for himself in SRW by beating the Champion! He throws Nash into the corner and begins to stomp a mudhole in him, and when Nash finally staggers out of the corner he’s knocked down with a big clothesline!
Austin (DW) bounces off the ropes…Austin Elbow Drop! And another! And ano – no, Nash (allardini) scrambles out of the way and catapults off the ropes, his boot held high! WHAM! A massive boot to the face of Austin, knocking the Rattlesnake down. Nash is really angry over what’s just happened, and he beats on his opponent mercilessly with constant left and right-hands, he’s gone into a total frenzy!
Nash (allardini) literally tosses him onto the top turnbuckle, climbs up there with him, AND SUPERPLEXES HIM TO THE CANVAS! He stomps on Austin (DW), and as he does so we see Albert (Jetster), another member of the nWo walking down the ramp!
The referee jumps out of the ring to meet him, and he demands that Albert (Jetster) go back! Meanwhile, Nash (allardini), still furious about what happened before the match wants to take his frustrations out on someone, and he grabs a steel chair, waits for Austin (DW) to stagger up and CLANG! MASSIVE CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD!
Albert (Jetster) finally leaves, and as the referee enters the ring Nash (allardini) is setting Austin (DW) up, JACKNIFE POWERBOMB! Nash (allardini) covers Austin (DW) arrogantly, 1…2…3! This one’s over, with Austin down and out.
Nash stands there for a couple of minutes looking over Austin (DW) while his music plays, before going to the outside and…no way, he’s got some of Austin’s Steveweisers! Nash (allardini) mocks Austin and drinks the beer, and then stands on the turnbuckles and drinks a beer!
All this time though means Austin (DW) has had time to recovered, and as Nash (allardini) steps off the final turnbuckle and turns, Austin (DW) nails him with the STUNNER!
Now Austin (DW)’s beckoning to someone…look who’s running down the ramp! It’s Scott Steiner (MikeAll)! Steiner sprints to the ring, and like a Wolf he pounces on the SRW Champion and locks in the Steiner Recliner! And now look…Austin’s beckoning again, here comes Chris Benoit (Grandprix)! Benoit looks at Steiner for a moment, and Steiner (MikeAll) lets go of the hold, and points to the top rope! Benoit (Grandprix) smiles menacingly, and then climbs up there! DIVING HEADBUTT TO NASH (ALLARDINI)!
Benoit (Grandprix) and Steiner (MikeAll) celebrate together, and after all that’s happened over the past couple of weeks, including a match between the two of them, they seem to be on the same page! Obviously they knew Austin (DW) had a match with the Champ, and they teamed up with him too! And what part does The Psychiatrist (MikeAll) play in all this!
Now the rest of the nWo are sprinting down the ramp, and the two challengers escape the ring as they enter, and run backstage while the nWo tend to their fallen friend. The crowd are cheering like crazy, it looks like they’re on the side of the two challengers as well! Just around 10 days to go now before Free-Fall, where I’m sure we’ll find out what all this means, so don’t miss it!
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The winner of this match: Kevin Nash (allardini).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
A huge CAW war is developing and chances are, it will probably escalate tonight. Cong Man and Reaver (Ant) are at odds once again and this time, their careers are on the line. Hawk (Afrojoe) and Grandprix are beating each other stupid over the HardCAW title. The System Fighters are expanding and getting in the 4 Elements way. RawisAndy (Starlight) is getting a shot at what can safely be described as the best title in SRW today. What are we in store for now?
Reaver has booked a curious match. The Cong Man has to face STD in a no DQ match so you can safely say that interference is inevitable. Another twist is that the Cong Man is representing the new member of the System Fighters, DW and STD (Figo) is representing his 4 Elements leader Reaver. The Cong Man and the System Fighters have been at odds so what will happen?
DW is walking in the back and strides confidently into Cong Man’s locker room.
“Hey Cong Man! You ready to beat STD down?”
“The only reason I’m doing this match is so I can get my hands on Reaver. If I have to go through STD to get him, so be it. Get in my way and I’ll destroy you as well!”
Cong Man walks off with DW left in thought.
We see Reaver and STD talking as they head towards their locker room.
“My genius has recently been called into question, so I want this plan to work flawlessly. You know what you have to do?”
“No problem Reaver. You can count on me to do the job!”
They enter the locker room. It’s been trashed! Who has done this? Reaver is enraged! He starts throwing things about! Wait! He has spotted something! What is it? Reaver storms out. The cameraman walks round the wreckage. It’s a banana! Cong Man did this! Why?
‘IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA!!!’ Out comes Cong Man to a muted reception. A few cheers from the crowd can be heard. They probably detest Reaver. Will his career be over at FreeFall?
‘WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?’ And here comes STD (Figo) accompanied by Reaver (Ant). The crowd seem to be booing Reaver more than anyone else.
STD and Reaver climb into the ring and run straight towards Cong Man! Cong Man reacts and throws STD over the top. Reaver takes advantage and starts beating Cong Man down! Although it’s no DQ, it’s not a handicap match! The crowd erupt! It’s DW! He’s beating down Reaver! DW throws Reaver outside. Maybe we can finally get this match started. The bell sounds and this match is now officially underway.
Cong Man is using the ropes to pull himself up; STD (Figo) slides a chair in, THWACK! Straight in the back! Are we actually going to see some wrestling? STD picks up Cong Man and sets him up for the Dog Bottom on the chair! SMACK! STD’s head hits the chair! Cong Man was halfway up and converted the Dog Bottom into a DDT! Both are down as we see Reaver (Ant) and DW getting split apart by officials.
Cong Man is moving gingerly after that shot in the back. STD is down holding his face. Cong Man is climbing the turnbuckle! STD is back up, OUCH! STD just dropkicked the chair into Cong Man’s face as he jumped from the turnbuckle! STD goes for the cover, 1… 2… 3! NO! He kicked out at 2 and nine tenths!
STD (Figo) is turning the screw and puts Cong Man in the Texas Cloverleaf. Cong Man screams in agony. Reaver (Ant) is being very vocal and is looking straight in the Cong Man’s eyes. Reaver disappears for the moment but reappears. Cong Man is crawling, he continues to crawl, and he’s grabbed the ropes! NO! Reaver hits Cong Man with yet another chair! Cong Man looks unconscious! Reaver is getting the crowd booing and rips up a few signs. One of them said ‘Reaver needs all the elements he can get!’ STD takes advantage and goes for the cover. 1… 2… SPLIT BY DW!
DW picks STD up, DEADDDT! DW salutes the crowd and puts an unconscious Cong Man on top of STD! Reaver knocks DW out of the ring while the ref counts… 1… 2… SPLIT BY REAVER! Reaver looks in the direction of the ramp and beckons down the remaining elements. The crowd boo in disapproval. They don’t seem to be doing anything except standing at the top of the ramp. Reaver seems to be planning something. STD goes for the cover… 1… 2… CONG MAN KICKED OUT! HE LOOKED UNCONSCIOUS BUT KICKED OUT! REAVER CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Reaver (Ant) has had enough! He calls down Jetster and Mouldy Cheese and the odds are stacked against Cong Man. The ref is powerless as it’s no DQ! Jetster is coming down the ramp but Mouldy Cheese is staying at the top of the ramp, perhaps expecting Cong Man’s tag partner, Hawk (Afrojoe). Reaver and STD (Figo) have picked up Cong Man and are slapping him and taunting him. Jetster comes in the ring; Jetster kicks Cong Man in the never regions and Cong Man slumps to the floor. Reaver gets a mic.
“How dare you destroy our locker room! Just because we are bigger stars than you! We’ll make you pay up for the damage in full, WITH YOUR BLOOD!”
Mouldy Cheese is cracking up at the top of the ramp! WHOA! Mouldy Cheese has flown off the ramp to the floor below! Who did it? It was Hawk! Hawk runs to his tag partner’s aid. Jetster slides out to meet him but gets clotheslined. Hawk (Afrojoe) slides in and gets beaten down. DW comes in and evens the odds! Reaver leaves but STD is caught by Hawk! THE HAWKMISSION! STD (Figo) is being choked out! Reaver (Ant) is powerless and picks up Jetster. STD is out cold and Hawk drags Cong Man on top of STD… 1… 2… 3! CONG MAN WINS ALTHOUGH I DON’T THINK HE REALISES!
Reaver and Jetster back away and checks on Mouldy Cheese. Hawk and DW are mouthing off at the remaining elements, Hawk turns to face DW… DEADDDT! Why?
“TELL ME, WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND?” Out comes The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), Grandprix and The Rat (Allardini)! DW has walked up to join them. The Psychiatrist has a mic.
“Hey, Reaver! Did you like the mess we made in your locker room? I’m quite partial to a nice banana!”
Reaver’s been tricked! He thought it was Cong Man! He forgot all about the System Fighters! The System Fighters reign supreme tonight!
WINNER: CONG MAN
Reaver has booked a curious match. The Cong Man has to face STD in a no DQ match so you can safely say that interference is inevitable. Another twist is that the Cong Man is representing the new member of the System Fighters, DW and STD (Figo) is representing his 4 Elements leader Reaver. The Cong Man and the System Fighters have been at odds so what will happen?
DW is walking in the back and strides confidently into Cong Man’s locker room.
“Hey Cong Man! You ready to beat STD down?”
“The only reason I’m doing this match is so I can get my hands on Reaver. If I have to go through STD to get him, so be it. Get in my way and I’ll destroy you as well!”
Cong Man walks off with DW left in thought.
We see Reaver and STD talking as they head towards their locker room.
“My genius has recently been called into question, so I want this plan to work flawlessly. You know what you have to do?”
“No problem Reaver. You can count on me to do the job!”
They enter the locker room. It’s been trashed! Who has done this? Reaver is enraged! He starts throwing things about! Wait! He has spotted something! What is it? Reaver storms out. The cameraman walks round the wreckage. It’s a banana! Cong Man did this! Why?
‘IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA!!!’ Out comes Cong Man to a muted reception. A few cheers from the crowd can be heard. They probably detest Reaver. Will his career be over at FreeFall?
‘WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?’ And here comes STD (Figo) accompanied by Reaver (Ant). The crowd seem to be booing Reaver more than anyone else.
STD and Reaver climb into the ring and run straight towards Cong Man! Cong Man reacts and throws STD over the top. Reaver takes advantage and starts beating Cong Man down! Although it’s no DQ, it’s not a handicap match! The crowd erupt! It’s DW! He’s beating down Reaver! DW throws Reaver outside. Maybe we can finally get this match started. The bell sounds and this match is now officially underway.
Cong Man is using the ropes to pull himself up; STD (Figo) slides a chair in, THWACK! Straight in the back! Are we actually going to see some wrestling? STD picks up Cong Man and sets him up for the Dog Bottom on the chair! SMACK! STD’s head hits the chair! Cong Man was halfway up and converted the Dog Bottom into a DDT! Both are down as we see Reaver (Ant) and DW getting split apart by officials.
Cong Man is moving gingerly after that shot in the back. STD is down holding his face. Cong Man is climbing the turnbuckle! STD is back up, OUCH! STD just dropkicked the chair into Cong Man’s face as he jumped from the turnbuckle! STD goes for the cover, 1… 2… 3! NO! He kicked out at 2 and nine tenths!
STD (Figo) is turning the screw and puts Cong Man in the Texas Cloverleaf. Cong Man screams in agony. Reaver (Ant) is being very vocal and is looking straight in the Cong Man’s eyes. Reaver disappears for the moment but reappears. Cong Man is crawling, he continues to crawl, and he’s grabbed the ropes! NO! Reaver hits Cong Man with yet another chair! Cong Man looks unconscious! Reaver is getting the crowd booing and rips up a few signs. One of them said ‘Reaver needs all the elements he can get!’ STD takes advantage and goes for the cover. 1… 2… SPLIT BY DW!
DW picks STD up, DEADDDT! DW salutes the crowd and puts an unconscious Cong Man on top of STD! Reaver knocks DW out of the ring while the ref counts… 1… 2… SPLIT BY REAVER! Reaver looks in the direction of the ramp and beckons down the remaining elements. The crowd boo in disapproval. They don’t seem to be doing anything except standing at the top of the ramp. Reaver seems to be planning something. STD goes for the cover… 1… 2… CONG MAN KICKED OUT! HE LOOKED UNCONSCIOUS BUT KICKED OUT! REAVER CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Reaver (Ant) has had enough! He calls down Jetster and Mouldy Cheese and the odds are stacked against Cong Man. The ref is powerless as it’s no DQ! Jetster is coming down the ramp but Mouldy Cheese is staying at the top of the ramp, perhaps expecting Cong Man’s tag partner, Hawk (Afrojoe). Reaver and STD (Figo) have picked up Cong Man and are slapping him and taunting him. Jetster comes in the ring; Jetster kicks Cong Man in the never regions and Cong Man slumps to the floor. Reaver gets a mic.
“How dare you destroy our locker room! Just because we are bigger stars than you! We’ll make you pay up for the damage in full, WITH YOUR BLOOD!”
Mouldy Cheese is cracking up at the top of the ramp! WHOA! Mouldy Cheese has flown off the ramp to the floor below! Who did it? It was Hawk! Hawk runs to his tag partner’s aid. Jetster slides out to meet him but gets clotheslined. Hawk (Afrojoe) slides in and gets beaten down. DW comes in and evens the odds! Reaver leaves but STD is caught by Hawk! THE HAWKMISSION! STD (Figo) is being choked out! Reaver (Ant) is powerless and picks up Jetster. STD is out cold and Hawk drags Cong Man on top of STD… 1… 2… 3! CONG MAN WINS ALTHOUGH I DON’T THINK HE REALISES!
Reaver and Jetster back away and checks on Mouldy Cheese. Hawk and DW are mouthing off at the remaining elements, Hawk turns to face DW… DEADDDT! Why?
“TELL ME, WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND?” Out comes The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), Grandprix and The Rat (Allardini)! DW has walked up to join them. The Psychiatrist has a mic.
“Hey, Reaver! Did you like the mess we made in your locker room? I’m quite partial to a nice banana!”
Reaver’s been tricked! He thought it was Cong Man! He forgot all about the System Fighters! The System Fighters reign supreme tonight!
WINNER: CONG MAN
*The nWo - Scott Hall (Dead Wonder), Kevin Nash (allardini), Albert (Jetster), X-Pac (Dead Wonder), Justin Credible (Rickoss) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll) - are all seen backstage as a group talking about Hulk Hogan (AJ)*
Nash : "..I don't know why he's in the APA's corner tonight, Justin, but he sure made a mistake doing it. Tonight, the lot of us will have to cover each other's backs."
Hall : "Yeah! In this match tonight, me and X-Pac will be needing all the help we can get. Not because we can't beat the APA without help, but because they have Hogan in that corner of their's, and he could cheat to help them get a victory. Of course, don't come out if he doesn't go to ringside, but if he does then be on full alert!"
Vince : We'll have Nash (Allardini), Albert (Jetster) and Justin Credible (Rickoss) watching out for any action by Hogan. If we don't come out at the start maybe they'll think we won't show up at all, but if Hogan makes even the slightest of interfernce I want the 3 of you right down there with Hall and X-Pac. I might even make an appearence to add a bit of flavour...."
With these words, the nWo move back to the locker rooms and Hall and X-Pac head for the ring.
*The APA's music hits* Here come the APA, accompanied by Hogan as expected. "Weighing in at a combined weight of 585lbs - Faarooq, Bradshaw - A.P.A!" announces Tony Chimmel. Faarooq and Bradshaw walk down the ramp with Hogan not far behind. The crowd are shouting very loudly, which is probably more directed at Hogan, and not at the APA. The APA climb into the ring, but Hogan just walks around it giving high fivrs to the crowd, who are just admiring his appearence down here at ringside yet again.
The APA's music is cut off by the nWo's though, and the arena goes black and white, as out struts Scott Hall. Hall comes out in his usual 'I rule' fashion, but after a few steps, he then turns around and points back towards the entrance way, and out walks X - Pac. X - Pac does the 'Suck It' sign to the crowd, and Hall and him begin to walk down the ramp. "Weighing in at a combined weight of 500lbs - Scott Hall, X - Pac - N.W.O!" Hall is locked in eye contact with Hogan. Hall and X - Pac climb into the ring and stare at the APA. X - Pac and Faarooq will start it out. Mike Chioda indicates to the ring announcer to ring the bell. DING DING DING!
X - Pac jumps at Faarooq, but he is immedietly knocked down by Faarooq with a push. X - Pac falls backwards onto the mat. He gets up, and Faarooq starts punching him in the face. Almost right away though, X - Pac slides out of the ring to take a breather. Faarooq follows him out though. X - Pac runs around the ring, but as he reaches the APA's corner he sees Bradshaw and Hogan waiting for him. X - Pac quickly turns around and slides back into the ring. As Faarooq is climbing back in, X - Pac jumps on his back, pounding him back into the ground. X - Pac runs backwards off the ropes and as Faarooq is getting up, X - Pac fly-kicks him right in the face. X - Pac pulls Faarooq up by the head, and tries to whip him off the ropes, but Faarooq reverses this, and as X - Pac returns, Faarooq hits him with a POWERSLAM!!! Hard Powerslam there. Faarooq goes for the cover. 1, 2... and a kick out by X - Pac.
Faarooq goes over to the corner and makes a tag to Bradshaw, who climbs into the ring. Bradshaw walks over to X - Pac, who is trying to get up, and taunts him, before hitting 3 hard punches into X - Pac's face, which knock him down again. Bradshaw laughs at Scott Hall in the nWo corner, and Hall tries to get into the ring to get at him. The ref stops this happening though. Bradshaw throws X - Pac into the corner and runs right in after him with a flattening Clothesline. He throws X - Pac into the other corner and tries a repeat of his Clothesline, but X - Pac gets out of the corner and gives Bradshaw a Spinning Heel Kick. SPINNING HEEL KICK THERE BY X - PAC! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! Both men are down and out, but are making small movements towards their own corners. X - Pac makes the tag. In runs Scott Hall, and Hall runs over to Bradshaw and pulls him away from making the Tag to Faarooq.
Faarooq looks annoyed, as does Hogan on the outside, but they keep their tempers. Hall picks up Bradshaw by the hair, and starts slapping him in the face. Bradshaw replies by slamming his knee into Scott Hall's stomach. He throws Hall off the ropes, and as Hall returns, he jumps up on Bradshaw, but Bradhshaw catches him in the Fallaway Slam position. FALLAWAY SLAM BY BRADSHAW! What impact on the mat! Cover from Bradshaw. 1, 2 th... and a kick out at the last moment by Hall. Bradshaw stomps on Hall a few times, and then walks over to his own corner, where he tags in Faarooq. Faarooq is annoyed at his team not having picked up a victory already, but at least he has another chance back in the ring.
Faarooq picks up Hall, but wait a minute! Nash, Albert and Jusin Credible have all just appeared at the top of the ramp! Hogan and Bradshaw leave their corner and go up to meet them. The ref looks up the ramp also, and right on cue, Vince leaps out over the crowd barrier and into the ring with a chair. Faarooq has just delivered a Spine Buster to Hall, but Vince smacks him across the head with a chair. CRACK!!! WHAM!!! BANG! Vince hits him twice when he is on the ground as well, just for added effect. Vince then puts Hall on top of Faarooq and sprints off back through the crowd. The ref turns around. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! "Here are your winners," Tony Chimmel announces, "Scott Hall, X - Pac - N . W .O!"
Meanwhile, on top of the ramp, Bradshaw and Hogan are finally starting to accept that they can't take on a 3 on 2 advantage. Justin and X - Pac pound on Bradshaw while Nash takes out Hogan. Faarooq is soon up though, and he runs up the ramp, and the nWo scatter. Hall escapes through the crowd, and the rest of the nWo are gone through the entrace way.
It looks like Hogan has left the nWo for good.... and what will that lead to next week on SRW???
Winners - nWo - Hall and X - Pac (Dead Wonder and Dead Wonder)
Losers - APA (Crash and Rickoss)
Thanks for reading, AJ.
Nash : "..I don't know why he's in the APA's corner tonight, Justin, but he sure made a mistake doing it. Tonight, the lot of us will have to cover each other's backs."
Hall : "Yeah! In this match tonight, me and X-Pac will be needing all the help we can get. Not because we can't beat the APA without help, but because they have Hogan in that corner of their's, and he could cheat to help them get a victory. Of course, don't come out if he doesn't go to ringside, but if he does then be on full alert!"
Vince : We'll have Nash (Allardini), Albert (Jetster) and Justin Credible (Rickoss) watching out for any action by Hogan. If we don't come out at the start maybe they'll think we won't show up at all, but if Hogan makes even the slightest of interfernce I want the 3 of you right down there with Hall and X-Pac. I might even make an appearence to add a bit of flavour...."
With these words, the nWo move back to the locker rooms and Hall and X-Pac head for the ring.
*The APA's music hits* Here come the APA, accompanied by Hogan as expected. "Weighing in at a combined weight of 585lbs - Faarooq, Bradshaw - A.P.A!" announces Tony Chimmel. Faarooq and Bradshaw walk down the ramp with Hogan not far behind. The crowd are shouting very loudly, which is probably more directed at Hogan, and not at the APA. The APA climb into the ring, but Hogan just walks around it giving high fivrs to the crowd, who are just admiring his appearence down here at ringside yet again.
The APA's music is cut off by the nWo's though, and the arena goes black and white, as out struts Scott Hall. Hall comes out in his usual 'I rule' fashion, but after a few steps, he then turns around and points back towards the entrance way, and out walks X - Pac. X - Pac does the 'Suck It' sign to the crowd, and Hall and him begin to walk down the ramp. "Weighing in at a combined weight of 500lbs - Scott Hall, X - Pac - N.W.O!" Hall is locked in eye contact with Hogan. Hall and X - Pac climb into the ring and stare at the APA. X - Pac and Faarooq will start it out. Mike Chioda indicates to the ring announcer to ring the bell. DING DING DING!
X - Pac jumps at Faarooq, but he is immedietly knocked down by Faarooq with a push. X - Pac falls backwards onto the mat. He gets up, and Faarooq starts punching him in the face. Almost right away though, X - Pac slides out of the ring to take a breather. Faarooq follows him out though. X - Pac runs around the ring, but as he reaches the APA's corner he sees Bradshaw and Hogan waiting for him. X - Pac quickly turns around and slides back into the ring. As Faarooq is climbing back in, X - Pac jumps on his back, pounding him back into the ground. X - Pac runs backwards off the ropes and as Faarooq is getting up, X - Pac fly-kicks him right in the face. X - Pac pulls Faarooq up by the head, and tries to whip him off the ropes, but Faarooq reverses this, and as X - Pac returns, Faarooq hits him with a POWERSLAM!!! Hard Powerslam there. Faarooq goes for the cover. 1, 2... and a kick out by X - Pac.
Faarooq goes over to the corner and makes a tag to Bradshaw, who climbs into the ring. Bradshaw walks over to X - Pac, who is trying to get up, and taunts him, before hitting 3 hard punches into X - Pac's face, which knock him down again. Bradshaw laughs at Scott Hall in the nWo corner, and Hall tries to get into the ring to get at him. The ref stops this happening though. Bradshaw throws X - Pac into the corner and runs right in after him with a flattening Clothesline. He throws X - Pac into the other corner and tries a repeat of his Clothesline, but X - Pac gets out of the corner and gives Bradshaw a Spinning Heel Kick. SPINNING HEEL KICK THERE BY X - PAC! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! Both men are down and out, but are making small movements towards their own corners. X - Pac makes the tag. In runs Scott Hall, and Hall runs over to Bradshaw and pulls him away from making the Tag to Faarooq.
Faarooq looks annoyed, as does Hogan on the outside, but they keep their tempers. Hall picks up Bradshaw by the hair, and starts slapping him in the face. Bradshaw replies by slamming his knee into Scott Hall's stomach. He throws Hall off the ropes, and as Hall returns, he jumps up on Bradshaw, but Bradhshaw catches him in the Fallaway Slam position. FALLAWAY SLAM BY BRADSHAW! What impact on the mat! Cover from Bradshaw. 1, 2 th... and a kick out at the last moment by Hall. Bradshaw stomps on Hall a few times, and then walks over to his own corner, where he tags in Faarooq. Faarooq is annoyed at his team not having picked up a victory already, but at least he has another chance back in the ring.
Faarooq picks up Hall, but wait a minute! Nash, Albert and Jusin Credible have all just appeared at the top of the ramp! Hogan and Bradshaw leave their corner and go up to meet them. The ref looks up the ramp also, and right on cue, Vince leaps out over the crowd barrier and into the ring with a chair. Faarooq has just delivered a Spine Buster to Hall, but Vince smacks him across the head with a chair. CRACK!!! WHAM!!! BANG! Vince hits him twice when he is on the ground as well, just for added effect. Vince then puts Hall on top of Faarooq and sprints off back through the crowd. The ref turns around. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! "Here are your winners," Tony Chimmel announces, "Scott Hall, X - Pac - N . W .O!"
Meanwhile, on top of the ramp, Bradshaw and Hogan are finally starting to accept that they can't take on a 3 on 2 advantage. Justin and X - Pac pound on Bradshaw while Nash takes out Hogan. Faarooq is soon up though, and he runs up the ramp, and the nWo scatter. Hall escapes through the crowd, and the rest of the nWo are gone through the entrace way.
It looks like Hogan has left the nWo for good.... and what will that lead to next week on SRW???
Winners - nWo - Hall and X - Pac (Dead Wonder and Dead Wonder)
Losers - APA (Crash and Rickoss)
Thanks for reading, AJ.
“Hello everybody, Jim Ross and The King at ringside for a Crusierweight title ladder match, which has a real international feel about it! King, what do you make of this one? Erm…King?” The cameras focus on the announcers table and Jim Ross is facing the opposite direction drooling over some girl well-endowed young lady in the front row. “Erm…p-p-puppies?” Jim Ross shakes his head.
The oriental entrance music of our reigning Cruiserweight Champion hits and Tajiri(Starlight), minus Torrie Wilson makes his way to the ring. Tajiri enters the ring to a chorus of boos, but then looks around confused as we don’t seem to have a referee out here! What’s going on? Tajiri’s music cuts off and the sound of Chavo Guerrero Jnr’s entrance music fills the arena! Here comes Chavo Guerrero Jnr (MikeAll) and he’s got his black and white stripes on! What’s this all about?!?
A suspiciously latino sounding piece of music hits as former cruiserweight champion Essa Rios (Allardini) makes his way down to the ring. The fans respond with a disheartening indifference. As Essa gets closer to the ring he gives a disdainful glance at the ladder, he looks like a worried man. Essa stands on the outside of the ring, staring at Tajiri. He doesn’t look too anxious to get involved in this one!
“Stand back...there’s a Hurricane coming through!” A huge ovation meets the entrance of the fans favourite Super Hero, the Hurricane(RM18)! Hurricane goes straight after Essa Rios and throws him into the ring! THWACK!!! Essa Rios was on his knees in the ring and straight away Tajiri nails him with a buzz-saw like kick to the side of his head! But here comes the Hurricane, he’s still got his cape on and he flies at Tajiri with a flying cross-body block. Hurricane has the pin, but that means nothing in a ladder match!
Here comes Billy Kidman (Figo) now, as he has apparently realised that he better get himself into this match up before it’s over! Billy Kidman is met coming in by Essa Rios, who hits him with a scoop slam! The Hurricane throws Tajiri between the ropes and to the floor. Tajiri is back up, but the Hurricane hits a flying cross-body over the ropes and to the floor! Essa Rios on the top rope now, he waits as Kidman gets back his feet and launches himself at him. But Kidman sees him coming and nails him with a mid-air drop-kick!
Tajiri (Starlight) and The Hurricane (RM18) are trading blows on the outside, unawre that Billy Kidman is on the top ropes and facing them. SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Kidman takes out Tajiri AND The Hurricane, now THAT was spectacular! Essa Rios is back on his feet and he sees three men out on the floor. He shrugs his shoulders and goes outside. Essa Rios has the ladder now and he throws it over the ropes into the ring. The ladder falls backwards and leans against the ropes. Essa goes under the bottom ropes and back into the ring. The Hurricane who got the least of Kidman’s shooting star press runs and jumps back onto the ring apron, he runs along the apron and jumps, grabbing the top of the ladder as he goes. Essa Rios gets back to his feet just in time to get caught right under the chin by a see-sawing ladder! Rios tumbles backwards!
Tajiri on the outside Irish-whips Billy Kidman (Figo) into the barrier by the announcers table. The Hurricane has the ladder set up now, underneath the title and he’s climbing for it! Essa Rios (Allardini) sees him though and dropkicks the ladder. Hurricane falls with a sickening thud on to the ladder! Essa goes up top, and MOONSAULT!!! Right on top of The Hurricane, sandwiching him against the ladder! Essa isn’t too quick getting up either! Meanwhile THWACK!!! Tajiri with a devastating kick to Kidman mid-section which echos through the arena and staggers Kidman backward into the announcers table. Kidman slumps against the table as Jim Ross and The King run for cover!
Essa Rios sets the ladder up in the centre of the ring as Tajiri scoops Kidman up and puts him on the announcers table. Kidman kicks Tajiri off though and Tajiri hits the barrier hard as he staggers backwards! Essa Rios is at the top of the ladder. He looks at the title and then turns and looks at Kidman!!! What is Essa thinking? He’s got this match won! Tajiri scrambles under the ropes to attempt to stop Rios grabbing the title, but Essa has other ideas! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSAULT!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Essa Rios with the moonsult of the ladder, Kidman dives off the table and SMAAASH!!! Essa Rios just did a moonsault off a ladder in the ring all the way to the floor and through the announcer’s table! That was insane!!! Meanwhile, the Hurricane, who had rolled out of the ring while all this was happening has gotten back to the apron and is getting back into the ring.
THWACK!!! “Tajiri(Starlight) with a devastating kick straight to the head of the Hurricane(RM18), who was trying to get back into the ring! The Hurricane slumps through the ropes and to the canvas. Tajiri looks around, looks like he’s safe to climb the ladder now! Tajiri is going up, he’s right at the top, he’s reaching for the belt...aaaaaand he’s falling! Chavo Guerrero just pushed the ladder over!!! What’s that all about?!? Billy Kidman gets in Chavo’s face but he gets cracked from behind by Eddie Guerrero (The Cong Man) who has sprinted to the ring unseen by all but the most eagle-eyed fan. Chavo and Eddie go up to opposite corners of the ring and…STEREO FROG SPLASHES!!! The Hurricane and Tajiri get squashed by the flying Guerreros! Billy Kidman gets back up and walks straight into a Chavo Guerrero brainbuster! So much for ubiased referee, but what is this all about?
Chavo Guerrero Jnr (MikeAll) sets up the ladder as Eddie Guerrero (The Cong Man) helps Essa Rios (Allardini) back into the ring, Essa climbs the ladder slowly and grabs the title. New champion!!!
“Ladies and Gentleman, your winner and new Crusierweight champion, Essa Rio---“ The Fink gets cut off as Eddie Guerrero grabs the mic. “Eeeh Essa, you know what issy? Looks to me like the Latino World Order is back in this town!” FFZZZTTT! Eddie drops the mic as he and Chavo raise Essa Rios’ arms in victory. The three men leave, apparently having formed the newest alliance in SRW.
The oriental entrance music of our reigning Cruiserweight Champion hits and Tajiri(Starlight), minus Torrie Wilson makes his way to the ring. Tajiri enters the ring to a chorus of boos, but then looks around confused as we don’t seem to have a referee out here! What’s going on? Tajiri’s music cuts off and the sound of Chavo Guerrero Jnr’s entrance music fills the arena! Here comes Chavo Guerrero Jnr (MikeAll) and he’s got his black and white stripes on! What’s this all about?!?
A suspiciously latino sounding piece of music hits as former cruiserweight champion Essa Rios (Allardini) makes his way down to the ring. The fans respond with a disheartening indifference. As Essa gets closer to the ring he gives a disdainful glance at the ladder, he looks like a worried man. Essa stands on the outside of the ring, staring at Tajiri. He doesn’t look too anxious to get involved in this one!
“Stand back...there’s a Hurricane coming through!” A huge ovation meets the entrance of the fans favourite Super Hero, the Hurricane(RM18)! Hurricane goes straight after Essa Rios and throws him into the ring! THWACK!!! Essa Rios was on his knees in the ring and straight away Tajiri nails him with a buzz-saw like kick to the side of his head! But here comes the Hurricane, he’s still got his cape on and he flies at Tajiri with a flying cross-body block. Hurricane has the pin, but that means nothing in a ladder match!
Here comes Billy Kidman (Figo) now, as he has apparently realised that he better get himself into this match up before it’s over! Billy Kidman is met coming in by Essa Rios, who hits him with a scoop slam! The Hurricane throws Tajiri between the ropes and to the floor. Tajiri is back up, but the Hurricane hits a flying cross-body over the ropes and to the floor! Essa Rios on the top rope now, he waits as Kidman gets back his feet and launches himself at him. But Kidman sees him coming and nails him with a mid-air drop-kick!
Tajiri (Starlight) and The Hurricane (RM18) are trading blows on the outside, unawre that Billy Kidman is on the top ropes and facing them. SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Kidman takes out Tajiri AND The Hurricane, now THAT was spectacular! Essa Rios is back on his feet and he sees three men out on the floor. He shrugs his shoulders and goes outside. Essa Rios has the ladder now and he throws it over the ropes into the ring. The ladder falls backwards and leans against the ropes. Essa goes under the bottom ropes and back into the ring. The Hurricane who got the least of Kidman’s shooting star press runs and jumps back onto the ring apron, he runs along the apron and jumps, grabbing the top of the ladder as he goes. Essa Rios gets back to his feet just in time to get caught right under the chin by a see-sawing ladder! Rios tumbles backwards!
Tajiri on the outside Irish-whips Billy Kidman (Figo) into the barrier by the announcers table. The Hurricane has the ladder set up now, underneath the title and he’s climbing for it! Essa Rios (Allardini) sees him though and dropkicks the ladder. Hurricane falls with a sickening thud on to the ladder! Essa goes up top, and MOONSAULT!!! Right on top of The Hurricane, sandwiching him against the ladder! Essa isn’t too quick getting up either! Meanwhile THWACK!!! Tajiri with a devastating kick to Kidman mid-section which echos through the arena and staggers Kidman backward into the announcers table. Kidman slumps against the table as Jim Ross and The King run for cover!
Essa Rios sets the ladder up in the centre of the ring as Tajiri scoops Kidman up and puts him on the announcers table. Kidman kicks Tajiri off though and Tajiri hits the barrier hard as he staggers backwards! Essa Rios is at the top of the ladder. He looks at the title and then turns and looks at Kidman!!! What is Essa thinking? He’s got this match won! Tajiri scrambles under the ropes to attempt to stop Rios grabbing the title, but Essa has other ideas! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSAULT!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Essa Rios with the moonsult of the ladder, Kidman dives off the table and SMAAASH!!! Essa Rios just did a moonsault off a ladder in the ring all the way to the floor and through the announcer’s table! That was insane!!! Meanwhile, the Hurricane, who had rolled out of the ring while all this was happening has gotten back to the apron and is getting back into the ring.
THWACK!!! “Tajiri(Starlight) with a devastating kick straight to the head of the Hurricane(RM18), who was trying to get back into the ring! The Hurricane slumps through the ropes and to the canvas. Tajiri looks around, looks like he’s safe to climb the ladder now! Tajiri is going up, he’s right at the top, he’s reaching for the belt...aaaaaand he’s falling! Chavo Guerrero just pushed the ladder over!!! What’s that all about?!? Billy Kidman gets in Chavo’s face but he gets cracked from behind by Eddie Guerrero (The Cong Man) who has sprinted to the ring unseen by all but the most eagle-eyed fan. Chavo and Eddie go up to opposite corners of the ring and…STEREO FROG SPLASHES!!! The Hurricane and Tajiri get squashed by the flying Guerreros! Billy Kidman gets back up and walks straight into a Chavo Guerrero brainbuster! So much for ubiased referee, but what is this all about?
Chavo Guerrero Jnr (MikeAll) sets up the ladder as Eddie Guerrero (The Cong Man) helps Essa Rios (Allardini) back into the ring, Essa climbs the ladder slowly and grabs the title. New champion!!!
“Ladies and Gentleman, your winner and new Crusierweight champion, Essa Rio---“ The Fink gets cut off as Eddie Guerrero grabs the mic. “Eeeh Essa, you know what issy? Looks to me like the Latino World Order is back in this town!” FFZZZTTT! Eddie drops the mic as he and Chavo raise Essa Rios’ arms in victory. The three men leave, apparently having formed the newest alliance in SRW.
CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings hits to little crowd reaction other than the kid picking his nose stops drinking his drink for a second.
Who the hell is this? What the hecks this music?
RawisAndy comes out at top of the stage and the crowd livens up a little, a mixture of cheers and boos engulf the arena, it looks as though RIA has new music because he umm didn’t have any before. Anyway, he walks down toward the ring with quite a smug look on his face almost as if he’s laughing at the crowd under his breath, Andy climbs into the ring and violently grabs a mic from the Fink.
“What’s up suckers!?”
*RIA laughs as the crowd flip him off and boo
“You ain’t seen me for a while have ya, oh no, looks like those big cheeses in the back don’t like me too much, eh?”
*The crowd cheers and then Andy flips them off
“Maybe I need a flash name to get noticed? Maybe I should ponce about on stage like a big fat ape? Or act “fly” and sing calling myself a bad a** because I swear in my songs? Hell I may as well go the whole hog and call myself gorgonzola just to be associated with those pigs at the top! While were at is what’s with the name Reaver? I mean Reaver? What the hell is that, it sounds kinda like leaver........ but it isn’t!
*The crowd boo while others suprisingly begin to cheer
“Or maybe it’s because I’m not in any factions? Maybe it’s because I can stand on my own two feet and not need backup from three other elements err I mean people, HA!” Sheesh the four elements, you sound like a nursery kids nativity play.”
*Laughs from the crowd followed by cheers because of the comedy
“So what do I need to do then, well I’ll tell you I need to prove myself don’t I? I need to beat on someone don’t I? I need to take out someone big don’t I? Just who could I destroy......”
*The crowd bursts out into chants of their favourite CAW character they would like RIA to battle
“Problem is who would want to face me and who says I’ll even get a match? In fact...
*At that point security guards come out onto the stage and one has a microphone
“Excuse me but you are not scheduled to be here tonight and I’ve have been told to escort you from the ring as you are interrupting tonight’s card.”
*RIA looks around at the crowd as some begin cheering and as RIA turns back to look at the security he flips them off (I don't know maybe I think I'm Stone Cold or something)
The three men walk down the aisle
“This is your last chance, either remover yourself or I will be forced to remove you”
*RIA slides out of the ring and grabs a chair and slides back in again just as the Security officers enter the ring themselves
All the men are cautious as RIA threatens them with the chair slamming it against the mat keeping them at bay. One man makes a move but gets KO’ed with a stiff chair shot to the head, GOOD GOD! RIA can be seen taunting the other then throws the chair at the one and delivers the JIMJAMJAHA!! BOOM! He takes out the other one, he quickly gets up and turns to the other security officer who takes a swing at him with a truncheon but RIA ducks, kicks him in the stomach, drops to his knees and nails the RO SHAMBO COMBO!! Brutal!
The crowd go wild!
“So what’s it to be! Give me more recognition or you can see what the results will be and remember I GOD DAMN RULE!!
*RIA throws the mic to the floor, BZZZT! At that point more security officers emerge and RIA tries to leave through the crowd but they’re coming from that way too so he is forced to face them on the ramp, he runs at them at delivers one kick to the stomach and goes for that finishing manoeuvre once more but is grabbed and thrown to the floor and quickly pinned down, even with a struggle he can not escape and with all three men officers on him he has no chance now and they physically drag him up the aisle.
Ice Blaster then emerges from behind the curtains holding a steel pipe and cleans house by clobbering all three security officers with it! RIA’s run in buddy has helped him out, didn’t he say he could stand on his own two feet? The Star Blasters stand on the ramp victorious and raise their arms both with a smirk on their faces, they seem pleased with themselves as CKY hits again.
Who is going to challenge RIA after this? (Low profile hint to someone to say me me me!)
Thanks for reading (I write too much)
Starlight (Who rules more than Afro)
Who the hell is this? What the hecks this music?
RawisAndy comes out at top of the stage and the crowd livens up a little, a mixture of cheers and boos engulf the arena, it looks as though RIA has new music because he umm didn’t have any before. Anyway, he walks down toward the ring with quite a smug look on his face almost as if he’s laughing at the crowd under his breath, Andy climbs into the ring and violently grabs a mic from the Fink.
“What’s up suckers!?”
*RIA laughs as the crowd flip him off and boo
“You ain’t seen me for a while have ya, oh no, looks like those big cheeses in the back don’t like me too much, eh?”
*The crowd cheers and then Andy flips them off
“Maybe I need a flash name to get noticed? Maybe I should ponce about on stage like a big fat ape? Or act “fly” and sing calling myself a bad a** because I swear in my songs? Hell I may as well go the whole hog and call myself gorgonzola just to be associated with those pigs at the top! While were at is what’s with the name Reaver? I mean Reaver? What the hell is that, it sounds kinda like leaver........ but it isn’t!
*The crowd boo while others suprisingly begin to cheer
“Or maybe it’s because I’m not in any factions? Maybe it’s because I can stand on my own two feet and not need backup from three other elements err I mean people, HA!” Sheesh the four elements, you sound like a nursery kids nativity play.”
*Laughs from the crowd followed by cheers because of the comedy
“So what do I need to do then, well I’ll tell you I need to prove myself don’t I? I need to beat on someone don’t I? I need to take out someone big don’t I? Just who could I destroy......”
*The crowd bursts out into chants of their favourite CAW character they would like RIA to battle
“Problem is who would want to face me and who says I’ll even get a match? In fact...
*At that point security guards come out onto the stage and one has a microphone
“Excuse me but you are not scheduled to be here tonight and I’ve have been told to escort you from the ring as you are interrupting tonight’s card.”
*RIA looks around at the crowd as some begin cheering and as RIA turns back to look at the security he flips them off (I don't know maybe I think I'm Stone Cold or something)
The three men walk down the aisle
“This is your last chance, either remover yourself or I will be forced to remove you”
*RIA slides out of the ring and grabs a chair and slides back in again just as the Security officers enter the ring themselves
All the men are cautious as RIA threatens them with the chair slamming it against the mat keeping them at bay. One man makes a move but gets KO’ed with a stiff chair shot to the head, GOOD GOD! RIA can be seen taunting the other then throws the chair at the one and delivers the JIMJAMJAHA!! BOOM! He takes out the other one, he quickly gets up and turns to the other security officer who takes a swing at him with a truncheon but RIA ducks, kicks him in the stomach, drops to his knees and nails the RO SHAMBO COMBO!! Brutal!
The crowd go wild!
“So what’s it to be! Give me more recognition or you can see what the results will be and remember I GOD DAMN RULE!!
*RIA throws the mic to the floor, BZZZT! At that point more security officers emerge and RIA tries to leave through the crowd but they’re coming from that way too so he is forced to face them on the ramp, he runs at them at delivers one kick to the stomach and goes for that finishing manoeuvre once more but is grabbed and thrown to the floor and quickly pinned down, even with a struggle he can not escape and with all three men officers on him he has no chance now and they physically drag him up the aisle.
Ice Blaster then emerges from behind the curtains holding a steel pipe and cleans house by clobbering all three security officers with it! RIA’s run in buddy has helped him out, didn’t he say he could stand on his own two feet? The Star Blasters stand on the ramp victorious and raise their arms both with a smirk on their faces, they seem pleased with themselves as CKY hits again.
Who is going to challenge RIA after this? (Low profile hint to someone to say me me me!)
Thanks for reading (I write too much)
Starlight (Who rules more than Afro)
Welcome to the semi-finals of the King of the Ring tournament for the non-CAW wrestlers. In the last round Billy (Ant) defeated Lance Storm (MikeAll) with a little outside help, while the Rock (Starlight) received a bye after the Hurricane (RM18) was off fighting super-villians in Afganistan and couldn't make the match.
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Just before the match, the Rock is on his way to the arena and walks past Rico, Chuck and Billy's dressing room. The Rock is about to walk in, but stops when he hears a mention of his name...
Rico: "Billy, you should go out and beat the Rock tonight, teach him a lesson in wrestling and style."
Billy: "Yeah I can do it."
Chuck: "We'll be behind you every step of the way."
Rico: "His oufit is so 90's, he needs a complete makeover."
The Rock looks shocked and his eybrow is too.
Rico: "And that tongue? He sould have some surgery on that. Plenty of plastic surgeons would work for free to fix that."
The Rock waves his tongue around and raises his eyebrow even further.
Chuck: "Oh yeah and that eyebrow? Don't get me started..."
The Rock hears this and storms in to the surprise of Chuck, Billy and Rico.
Rock: "You three think you're so cool, giving out the fasion tips, making comments, so the Rock asks you this. What should the Rock wear in the ring?"
Chuck: "Well Ro.."
Rock: "It doesn't matter what Chuck Palumbo thinks the Rock should wear?
Chuck walks around angrily
Rico: "I think..."
Rock: "It doesn't matter what you think either!"
Rico walks around angrily and narrowly avoiding the fuming Chuck while the Rock stands face to face with Billy.
Rock: "Tonight you meet the Great One in the People's ring. Now the Rock asks you, are you man enough to face the Rock one on one or do you need the help of these two Jabronis to defeat the People's King. The Rock doesn't care either way as he'll whip all of your candy as*es. It may be the Queen's 50th Jubilee but the People's King will kick 50 of your candy as*es. So the Rock will leave it for you to decide. If you smelllllll.... what the Rock is cooking!!!
The Rock walks of confidently.
Billy: "Yeah, I'm man enough, but are you?"
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The Rock's (Starlight's) music hits as he strolls down to the ring. The crowd erupt as the People's Champion climbs into the ring.
"You are so good to me...."
Billy (Ant) walks down the ramp slightly nervously without his tag team partner or his stylist.
The Rock stares down Billy as they circle each other in the ring. The bell goes and Billy charges straight at the Rock and is knocked down by a hard right hand. Billy gets straight back to his feet and is knocked down by another right hand. Again Billy gets straight back to his feet but this time the Rock tries to whip him into the ropes but Billy reverses it and knocks the Rock down with an arm drag. The Rock recovers to the corner while Billy catches his breath in the opposite corner.
Both men circle each other again and this time lock up. The Rock gain the advantage and begins to twist Billy's arm and put pressure on his shoulder joint. Billy tries to fight out of it with his other arm but can't seem to do anything. Finally he breaks the hold with a rake to the eyes of the Rock and catches the Rock by surprise with an inside cradle.
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You don't pin the Rock that easily and the match continues. Billy keeps the pressure on the Rock and whips him into the turnbuckle and follows it up with some hard chops to the surgically reduced chest of the Rock. The Rock screams as Billy unloads on his chest. Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) finally breaks them up after counting to 5. The Rock staggers around before Billy hits him with a kick to the midsection and executes a textbook vertical suplex. Billy follows this up with an elbow to the sternum of the People's champion. Billy suprisingly seems to have the advantage over the Rock and goes for the pin.
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And the Rock (Starlight) kicks out. Billy (Ant) does not look pleased. As the Great one get's back to his feet Billy is immediately on him and whips him into the ropes, but the Rock reverses and catches Billy with a belly to belly suplex and the crowd come to life. A suprised Billy is then met by a series of hrad right hands and sent flying into the turnbuckle. Again Billy tties to come back at the Rock but is hit with a DDT for his troubles. The Rock crouches and crowd cheer as they know what's coming. Billy slowly begins to stand and the cheering gets louder. Billy turns around towards the Rock and is hit with a SPINEBUSTER. Camera flashes go off around the arena as the Rock stands over Billy. He rips off his elbow pad and throws it to the crowd. He runs off one set of ropes... Chuck and Rico are running down the ramp and then trip the Rock when he reaches the second set of ropes. The Rock is angry and leans over the ropes shouting at Chuck and Rico. While he's doing this Billy is back up and goes for the roll-up.
1..2..
And the Rock kicks out again after a struggle. Chuck and Rico hold their heads in annoyance. Both men in the ring get to their feet and start punching each other. Rock gets the other hand and tries to whip Billy into the turnbuckle, Billy reverses but then the Rock sends him back the other way straight into Earl Hebner and crushes him against the turnbuckle. Both him and Billy are down due to the collision. While the Rock goes over to check on the referee Chuck and Rico slide into the ring. Rico goes for the spnning wheel kick but the Rock duckes before being hit by a SUPERKICK from Chuck. Chuck drags Billy over the Rock while Rico tries to wake up the ref. As Earl Hebener begins to regain consciousness Chuck and Rico sprint up the ramp.
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No the Rock kicks out, but it was a slow count. For the second time in the match Rico and Chuck can't believe what just happened. However in the ring Billy still looks to have the adantage. He kicks Rock in the stomach and goes for the FAMEASSER but the Rock moves to avoid it. He spins Billy round... ROCKBOTTOM!!!!
1..2..3
The Rock wins! Chuck and Rico tried to run down to the ring but weren't fast enough. Earl Hebner raises the arm of the People's Champion as the winner. Chuck and Rico drag Billy from the ring while The Rock salutes the fans from the turnbuckles.
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Congratulations to the defending champion, The Rock (Starlight), who progresses to the next round of the King of the Ring Tournament.
(As it says at the top, NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC, OR ELSE)
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Just before the match, the Rock is on his way to the arena and walks past Rico, Chuck and Billy's dressing room. The Rock is about to walk in, but stops when he hears a mention of his name...
Rico: "Billy, you should go out and beat the Rock tonight, teach him a lesson in wrestling and style."
Billy: "Yeah I can do it."
Chuck: "We'll be behind you every step of the way."
Rico: "His oufit is so 90's, he needs a complete makeover."
The Rock looks shocked and his eybrow is too.
Rico: "And that tongue? He sould have some surgery on that. Plenty of plastic surgeons would work for free to fix that."
The Rock waves his tongue around and raises his eyebrow even further.
Chuck: "Oh yeah and that eyebrow? Don't get me started..."
The Rock hears this and storms in to the surprise of Chuck, Billy and Rico.
Rock: "You three think you're so cool, giving out the fasion tips, making comments, so the Rock asks you this. What should the Rock wear in the ring?"
Chuck: "Well Ro.."
Rock: "It doesn't matter what Chuck Palumbo thinks the Rock should wear?
Chuck walks around angrily
Rico: "I think..."
Rock: "It doesn't matter what you think either!"
Rico walks around angrily and narrowly avoiding the fuming Chuck while the Rock stands face to face with Billy.
Rock: "Tonight you meet the Great One in the People's ring. Now the Rock asks you, are you man enough to face the Rock one on one or do you need the help of these two Jabronis to defeat the People's King. The Rock doesn't care either way as he'll whip all of your candy as*es. It may be the Queen's 50th Jubilee but the People's King will kick 50 of your candy as*es. So the Rock will leave it for you to decide. If you smelllllll.... what the Rock is cooking!!!
The Rock walks of confidently.
Billy: "Yeah, I'm man enough, but are you?"
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The Rock's (Starlight's) music hits as he strolls down to the ring. The crowd erupt as the People's Champion climbs into the ring.
"You are so good to me...."
Billy (Ant) walks down the ramp slightly nervously without his tag team partner or his stylist.
The Rock stares down Billy as they circle each other in the ring. The bell goes and Billy charges straight at the Rock and is knocked down by a hard right hand. Billy gets straight back to his feet and is knocked down by another right hand. Again Billy gets straight back to his feet but this time the Rock tries to whip him into the ropes but Billy reverses it and knocks the Rock down with an arm drag. The Rock recovers to the corner while Billy catches his breath in the opposite corner.
Both men circle each other again and this time lock up. The Rock gain the advantage and begins to twist Billy's arm and put pressure on his shoulder joint. Billy tries to fight out of it with his other arm but can't seem to do anything. Finally he breaks the hold with a rake to the eyes of the Rock and catches the Rock by surprise with an inside cradle.
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You don't pin the Rock that easily and the match continues. Billy keeps the pressure on the Rock and whips him into the turnbuckle and follows it up with some hard chops to the surgically reduced chest of the Rock. The Rock screams as Billy unloads on his chest. Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) finally breaks them up after counting to 5. The Rock staggers around before Billy hits him with a kick to the midsection and executes a textbook vertical suplex. Billy follows this up with an elbow to the sternum of the People's champion. Billy suprisingly seems to have the advantage over the Rock and goes for the pin.
1..2..
And the Rock (Starlight) kicks out. Billy (Ant) does not look pleased. As the Great one get's back to his feet Billy is immediately on him and whips him into the ropes, but the Rock reverses and catches Billy with a belly to belly suplex and the crowd come to life. A suprised Billy is then met by a series of hrad right hands and sent flying into the turnbuckle. Again Billy tties to come back at the Rock but is hit with a DDT for his troubles. The Rock crouches and crowd cheer as they know what's coming. Billy slowly begins to stand and the cheering gets louder. Billy turns around towards the Rock and is hit with a SPINEBUSTER. Camera flashes go off around the arena as the Rock stands over Billy. He rips off his elbow pad and throws it to the crowd. He runs off one set of ropes... Chuck and Rico are running down the ramp and then trip the Rock when he reaches the second set of ropes. The Rock is angry and leans over the ropes shouting at Chuck and Rico. While he's doing this Billy is back up and goes for the roll-up.
1..2..
And the Rock kicks out again after a struggle. Chuck and Rico hold their heads in annoyance. Both men in the ring get to their feet and start punching each other. Rock gets the other hand and tries to whip Billy into the turnbuckle, Billy reverses but then the Rock sends him back the other way straight into Earl Hebner and crushes him against the turnbuckle. Both him and Billy are down due to the collision. While the Rock goes over to check on the referee Chuck and Rico slide into the ring. Rico goes for the spnning wheel kick but the Rock duckes before being hit by a SUPERKICK from Chuck. Chuck drags Billy over the Rock while Rico tries to wake up the ref. As Earl Hebener begins to regain consciousness Chuck and Rico sprint up the ramp.
1......2......
No the Rock kicks out, but it was a slow count. For the second time in the match Rico and Chuck can't believe what just happened. However in the ring Billy still looks to have the adantage. He kicks Rock in the stomach and goes for the FAMEASSER but the Rock moves to avoid it. He spins Billy round... ROCKBOTTOM!!!!
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The Rock wins! Chuck and Rico tried to run down to the ring but weren't fast enough. Earl Hebner raises the arm of the People's Champion as the winner. Chuck and Rico drag Billy from the ring while The Rock salutes the fans from the turnbuckles.
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Congratulations to the defending champion, The Rock (Starlight), who progresses to the next round of the King of the Ring Tournament.
(As it says at the top, NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC, OR ELSE)
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