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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
“Okay, I’ll make this short and sweet. As a member of the ever-growing New BDA, I feel that I deserve a decent, one-on-one singles match here at this massive PPV extravaganza. Would you guys agree?” The crowd cheer loudly, following his every word. “So, does anyone in the back fancy challenging me?”
(Last Resort hits) We know who’s music that is, it’s Mouldy Cheese! He’s not scheduled for a match either, but we expect him to get involved in possibly three matches! He’s a member of the Four Elements, and so will want to help Reaver (Ant), STD and Jetster in their respective matches. He struts to the ring, I wonder what he has to say.
Obviously nothing, as he suddenly takes down The Rat with a clothesline! Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is in the ring, the bell has rung, this match is on! The highly talented Mouldy Cheese whips Rat into the ropes and locks in a Sleeper, but Rat reverses with some elbows to the stomach, and then brings him to his knees with a dropkick to the legs. He takes a run-up, and knees the Cheesy One sharply in the temple!
Cheese is in trouble as The Rat (allardini) heads for the top rope, and nails a Flying Clothesline! Both men perhaps trying to prove a point to their respective groups, as The Rat (allardini) tries to secure the Camel Clutch on Cheese. It’s Cheese’s turn to fight back with some shots to the face, before kicking him against the ropes and delivering a fantastic Judo-Flip Suplex!
Mouldy Cheese uses his vast technical knowledge, as he goes to work on an arm that Rat seems to have hurt. He locks in an Armbar, and The Rat desperately gets back to his feet. Cheese keeps the pressure on, wrenching the arm over his head and bringing him back down to the canvas. Rat scrambles away, and then runs top speed at Cheese, who scores with a Hip Toss! Another Hip Toss! Rat has one last attempt, but this time he’s caught by a Powerslam!
Cheese in on fire here, and the crowd don’t like it very much here at Free-Fall! JUMPING ARMBAR! Fantastic manoeuvre there, The Rat (allardini) is really struggling. Cheese literally tosses him into the ropes but Rat manages to duck the attempted Roundhouse Kick, and from no where locks in the Rathouse! Mouldy Cheese is screaming in pain, there’s no where for him to go! He desperately tries to use his leg power to force himself closer to the ropes, and with a last gasp attempt he grabs the middle rope with one of his flailing hands!
The Rat (allardini) lets go of the hold, and begins to stomp viciously on Cheese who has to roll out of the ring to catch a breather. The Rat doesn’t like this, and he runs and literally catapults himself over the ropes, aiming for a massive Flying Crossbody on Cheese! But Cheese sees him in the corner of his eye and gets out of the way, and Rat goes smashing into the security barrier!
Mouldy Cheese doesn’t allow any time for recovery as he throws The Rat into the steel steps – SMASH! Cheese smacks his head on the Announcers Table before throwing him back into the ring. Cheese lifts The Rat above his head, and then brings him down onto his outstretched knee, what a powerful Backbreaker!
Cheese is looking for a Double Underhook Piledriver here, but Rat realises this and counters, and tries to fight back. Cheese though, with a kick to the gut has the upper hand again, and is now going for the amazing Piledriver Tarantula! It takes him a while, but finally WHAM! Devastating! The crowd are in awe at the move, and Cheese climbs to the top rope and screams. “That’s why I’m better than you!! That’s why I’m the best damn technical wrestler here!” The crowd boo and throw back insults, but Cheese has just proved why he’s in this company.
But look, coming through the crowd, it’s Kid Rock, and he has some sort of steel pipe! CLANG! Shot to the head of Cheese while he was still on the top rope, the ref was too busy tending to Rat to see anything! Cheese falls back and Rat (allardini) slowly climbs back to his feet, and leaps to the top rope. SWANTON LEG DROP! He makes a cover, 1...2...3!
The Rat (allardini) wins this hard-fought match-up with the first cover of the match, but only thanks to the interference of Kid Rock, what the hell was that all about! The crowd are loving it, but I’m sure Cheese isn’t, he’ll have something to say about this!
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The winner of this match: The Rat (allardini).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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Backstage before the match Essa Rios and Chavo Guerrero Jnr (MikeAll) are seen talking, suddenly the Hurricane comes swinging into view. Chavo looks at Hurricane pats Essa on the back and walks away.
Hurricane: "Citizen Rios you're the Light Heavyweight champion, you've proven how good you are but you hang around with those Guerreros, whatsupwidat?"
Essa mutters something in Spanish and walks off.
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"Stand back there's a Hurricane coming through..." The arena flashes green and black as the Hurricane walks down to the ring. The Hurricane climbs through the ropes and mounts the turnbuckle to please his adoring fans. As he takes his cape off Essa Rios' music hits. Essa struts down the ramp but he's not alone as Chavo Guerrero Jnr is accompanying him to the ring.
Chavo and Essa talk animatedly outside the ring before Essa slides into the ring. The bell rings to get the match underway. Essa and the Hurricane circle each other in the ring eyeing each other up. The Hurricane goes to lock up but Essa slides through his legs. The Hurricane spins round and eventually the lock up. Essa then gains the advantage and puts the Hurricane into a headlock, but Hurricane pushes Essa off and into the ropes. As he returns the Hurricane knocks Essa down with a shoulder block. Essa gets straight back up but the Hurricane immediately scoops him up and body slams him down. Again Essa is straight back up and the Hurricane goes to whip him into the ropes but Essa reverses and catches the Hurricane in a sleeper hold. The Hurricane tries to fight out of it but Essa's grip is too strong. Gradually the attempts to free himself grow weaker.
The ref lifts the Hurricane's arm up and drops it and it falls. He tries it again and again it falls. One more time and the match is over. He lifts his arm and the Hurricane (RM18) keeps it up. Chavo (MikeAll) hits the side of the ring in annoyance. The Hurricane starts to fight back with some elbows and manages to break the hold and whip Essa (Allardini) into the ropes and executes an arm drag as he returns and hits another one as soon as Essa gets back to his feet and another one. This time Essa stays down and the Hurricane goes up to the top rope. He waits until Essa stands up but as soon as he does Essa runs over to the Hurricane and punches him in the stomach. He climbs up the turnbuckle and hits a huge northern lights suplex throw off the top rope. What impact!
That move took quite a bit out of Essa but not as much as it took out of the Hurricane so Essa crawls over to make the first cover of the match...
1..2..
Kick out at the last minute. Essa is angry and shouts at the referee in Spanish. He puts this behind him and picks up the Hurricane and lifts him up in a suplex position and then changes his momentum and slams him down face first into the mat! That must have hurt. Essa follows up by vicously stamping on the Hurricane's back. Eventually the Hurricane manages to get to his feet but Essa Rios is unrelenting and sets him up for a powerbomb. As he lifts the Hurricane onto his shoulders the Hurricane grabs his opponents neck and hits a swinging DDT. What a reversal!
Essa Rios seems to be really hurting so the Hurricane again heads for the top rope. This time when Essa gets to his feet the Hurricane reacts quick enough and hits a cross body on Essa! The Hurricane stays on top for the pin...
1..2..
This time Essa kicks out. Unlike Essa, the Hurricane does not complain to the ref. Instead he goes straight back to work on Essa and whips him into the ropes but Essa reverses and goes for a back body drop but the Hurricane spots this and hits a swinging neckbreaker. This annoys Essa more than it hurts him and he rolls through the ropes to the outside. The Hurricane follows him but Essa immediately slides back into the ring. The Hurricane follows him through again but Essa stamps on him as he slides through. Essa runs towards the ropes, as he does this the Hurricane gets up and runs towards him. Essa leaps over the Hurricane and executes a drop toe hold on th Hurricane when he comes back off the ropes. Then suprisingly he performs a camel clutch on the Hurricane. An uncharacteristic move by Essa Rios but it seems to be effective as the Hurricane is grimacing with pain as Essa wrenches his neck and back.
The referee asks the Hurricane (RM18) if he wants to tap but he refuses. Instead he waves his arms about searching for the ropes. He's just inches away.... he stretches... just a bit further... and he reaches the ropes and the ref breaks the hold. It's undoubtedly hurt the Hurricane but he's still in this match. Essa (Allardini) is relentless and picks the Hurricane up and whips him into the corner. He then lifts him up onto the turnbuckle, climbs up himself and hit's a hurracanrana off the top rope! That's got to be it for this match and Essa goes for the pin.
1..2..
The Hurricane gets his shoulder up. Essa is livid and Chavo (MikeAll) is thumping the apron on the outside. Essa can't believe the Hurricane kicked out and goes for another pin.
1..2..
Another near fall, Essa can't believe it. This time Essa picks the Hurricane up, pushes him into the ropes for momentum and hits a huge powerslam. Essa signals for the moonsault jumps up onto the turnbuckle. He executes a massive MOONSAULT but the Hurricane gets his knees up. Essa's chest went straight into the knees of the green superhero. Both men are down in the middle of the ring so the referee begins his count.
1..2..3..4..5..6.. both men begin to stir 7..8..9.. Essa Rios begins to drag himself up on the ropes while the Hurricane drags himself up on the turnbuckle. The Hurricane groggily climbs the turnbuckle while Essa Rios leans on the ropes. Essa looks up too the Hurricane but it's too late and the Hurricane hits the FLYING NECKBREAKER. The Hurricane celebrates when he should be going for the pin and Chavo drags Essa out of the ring and tries to revive him. The Hurricane turns to look where his opponents and then looks angrily at Chavo and Essa. He then puts on his cape and climbs to the top rope...
CROSS-BODY! He took down both Chavo and Essa. The impact also hurt the Hurricane and again the referee begins to count.
1..2..3..4..5.. the Hurricane begins to stand 6..7..8.. he picks up Essa and slides him into the ring 9.. and then follows him in and goes for the pin.
1..2..3
No the referee saw Essa's foot on the rope, the match continues. The Hurricane (RM18) gives the referee a quizzical look and stands up and beckons for Essa to stand up. The crowd cheer in anticipation. Essa Rios (Allardini) slowly begins to drag himself up on the ropes. He turns around and the Hurricane goes for a superkick but Essa ducks and then hits the Hurricane with a German suplex and bridges for the pin...
1..2..
Yet another near fall. Essa has had enough and shouts at the referee careful not to lay a hand on him. The ref backs into a corner while Essa gets in his face. The Hurricane is back on his feet and sees Essa in the corner but no the referee. He runs at Essa and dropkicks him, crushing the referee between Essa and the turnbuckle. The Hurricane picks up Essa and sets him up for the Eye of the Hurricane but Chavo Guerrero Jnr has come running in. The Hurricane drops Essa and grabs Chavo by the throat. Could we see a chokeslam? Essa gets up and tries to stop this but the Hurricane grabs his throat with his other hand. Surely not a double chokeslam?
No, Essa and Chavo manage to simeltaneously kick the Hurricane in the stomach and then execute a DOUBLE DDT! Chavo leaves the ring knowing he's probably done enough. Essa is still continuing and picks up the Hurricane and underhooks his arms and attempts to suplex him but the Hurricane manages to summon up his super strength and lift Essa into an inverted vertebreaker position but Essa uses the momentum to roll through into a sunset flip. There's no one there to make the count as the referee is still down. Essa lets go of the Hurricane and tries to drag the ref to his feet. While he's doing this the Hurricane grabs Essa's leg and rolls him up.
1..2..
Essa kicks out, his attempts to revive the ref almost cost him the match. The Hurricane picks Essa up but Essa hits him with a low blow allowing him time to recover.
Suddenly Billy Kidman's (Figo) music hits and the crowd go crazy. Chavo runs up the ramp to meet him but Kidman hits him with a spinebuster. Essa hangs over the apron shouting at Kidman who's just standing on the apron smiling. The Hurricane takes advantage of this sneaks up behind Essa, lifts him up and... VERTEBEAKER!!! The Hurricane goes for the pin this must be over...
1..2..3
and it is. The winner and new SRW light-heavyweight champion is... the Hurricane (RM18).
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Congratulations to the Hurricane (RM18) but what has Billy Kidman (Figo) got to do with this?
Good evening La…er…Gentlemen and welcome to the latest Special Reserve Wrestling PPV Extravaganza, Freefall!!! As you know folks we have some hellacious matches on this card, including Hawk (AfroJoe) vs. Grandprix for the HardCAW Title, two, yes two (!) Loser leaves SRW matches between Reaver (Ant) and Cong Man and Dead Wonder and STD, the King of the Ring Final, and the biggie, a Triple Threat Match for the SRW Title between Scott Steiner (MikeAll), Chris Benoit (Grandprix) and the SRW Champion Kevin Nash (Allardini)! It’s gonna be one helluva PPV, and its starting tonight with an SRW Intercontinental Title match between Diamond Dallas Page (Figo) and the champion, “The One” Billy Gunn (Ant) !!! Anyway, I’ll shut up now, I think Lillian Garcia’s about to sing…
*Lillian Garcia sings the Gameaday National Anthem*
“And introducing the challenger, weighing in at 253 pounds from New Jersey, Diamond Dallas Page! (Figo)”
YO! IT’S ME, IT’S ME, IT’S D...D…P!!! Diamond Dallas Page (Figo) walks down the ramp, flashing his pearly white smile, to a huge reception from the fans. DDP climbs into the ring where he is greeted by Lillian Garcia as he climbs the turnbuckle to milk the admiration from the crowd. He gets down and flexes, and starts running the ropes as he awaits the champion as Lillian lifts the mic…
“And now, weighing in at 272 pounds, from Austin, Texas, the SRW Intercontinental Champion, “The One” Billy Gunn (Ant)!!
“YOU LOOK SO GOOD TO ME!!” Here comes Billy Gunn, accompanied by Chuck Palumbo (RM18) running down the ramp, title in hand! He slides into the ring and drops the title on the outside…making a beeline for DDP straight away! Mike Chioda (loki) calls for the bell – DING DING DING!! They exchange punches in he centre of the ring as the fans cheer…SRW Freefall is officially underway!! Irish Whip by DDP, into the ropes, clothesline. Billy Gunn gets up, but gets clotheslined again by DDP, bouncing against the ropes. DDP picks Billy Gunn up again as Chuck shouts encouragement from the sidelines, but a kick to the gut by Billy Gunn, and an eye rake, disorientating DDP temporarily.
Both men recover and start circling the ring trying to decide how to mount their next attack, slowly whipping up the crowd. They charge at each other…headlock by DDP (Figo). Billy Gunn (Ant) starts elbowing him though, and manages to reverse it into a suplex! DDP lies prone on the floor. Billy Gunn grabs a leg and stamps on his knee! Billy Gunn is decimating the knee of DDP, much to the pleasure of a watching Chuck…and an elbow drop on the knee! Billy Gunn picks up DDP and hits a Russian Legsweep, and then proceeds to drag DDP out of the ring!
Billy Gunn (Ant) holds DDP’s (Figo) arms back as Chuck Palumbo (RM18) starts viciously kicking that knee! I never knew it was a handicap match! Mike Chioda desperately tries to break up this diabolical two-on-one attack but earns himself a punch in the process, knocking him to the floor! Oh, what are they doing now?! Billy Gunn picks up one half of the steel steps as Chuck Palumbo lays out the leg of DDP…AND BILLY GUNN JUST SMASHES THOSE STEPS INTO THE KNEE OF DDP!! Even the crowd wince as that crack echoed around the arena!! DDP winces in pain as Billy and Chuck hug each other. Billy Gunn picks up DDP and rolls him into the pin…but there’s no referee! Chuck Palumbo tries to wake Mike Chioda as DDP slowly gets up, but Mike Chioda (loki) shows no sign of getting up!
Back in the ring, DDP is slowly rising to his feet, but that knee is having an effect on his performance. DDP starts to mount some offence of his own. Irish whip by DDP, propelling Billy Gunn to the ropes, which he follows up with a spine buster! DDP uses this time to recuperate as an annoyed Chuck Palumbo leaves an awakening Mike Chioda. They both get to their feet. They circle each other in the ring again, the crowd getting increasingly excited! Look at the intensity and concentration in each man’s eyes, you can tell they want this really badly. They hook up, grappling with each other. DDP starts elbowing Billy Gunn, followed by a Powerslam! Powerslam to Billy Gunn! DDP goes to hit an elbow drop, but Billy Gunn sticks his knee up, right into the groin of DDP! Man, that’s gotta hurt!
The two men are lying prone on the floor, but Billy Gunn is the first to groggily get to his feet. He goes to hit DDP, but blocked by DDP, right hand by DDP to the face of Billy Gunn…kick to the midsection…DDT! What vicious DDT by DDP, knocking the wind out of Billy Gunn! He goes for the pin…1…2…kick out! He goes for a second quick pin…1…2…kick out again! Oooh, we were so close to a new champion there!
Billy Gunn (Ant) rises to his feet and starts taking it to DDP (Figo), punching him into the turnbuckle. He starts hitting DDP with shoulder block after shoulder block…he steps back and charges at DDP, but DDP moves out of the way. Billy Gunn’s head jerks back as his head connects with the turnbuckle. DDP picks up Billy Gunn and positions him on the turnbuckle into a…SUPERPLEX! Billy Gunn hits the mat as DDP goes for the pin….1……2…..CHUCK PALUMBO PULLS DDP OFF BILLY GUNN AND OUTSIDE THE RING!!
DDP and Chuck Palumbo start fighting on the outside. DDP rams Chuck into the steel steps, then Irish whips him into the barrier on the outside to the evident delight of the crowd! Billy Gunn is still recovering from that superplex as Chuck and DDP fight outside, Chuck gets a chair and tries to use it…but is stopped by referee Mike Chioda (loki) to the cheers of the crowd. Chuck drops the chair as Chuck Palumbo is escorted from the ringside. DDP laughs as Billy Gunn picks up the dormant steel chair and TAKES OUT DDP!
DDP staggers around as Billy Gunn pushes him in the ring. Billy Gunn goes for the Irish Whip, but DDP (Figo) reverses the Irish Whip, a swift kick to the gut…DIAMOND CUTTER! DIAMOND CUTTER TO BILLY GUNN! Is this it? DDP hooks the leg…BUT CHUCK PALUMBO IS DISTRACTING THE REFEREE! CHUCK PALUMBO IS BACK AGAIN! DDP can’t get the pinfall, as Mike Chioda is preoccupied with an interfering Chuck Palumbo. DDP, frustrated, finally gets up and pulls the referee away, but straight into a hard right hand by Chuck Palumbo. DDP staggers...kick to the gut by Billy Gunn…FAMEASSER! FAMEASSER!!
Both men collapse on the floor in a crumpled heap. Urged on by Chuck Palumbo, Billy Gunn drapes his arm over the chest of DDP…the crowd chant along with Chuck as Mike Chioda drops for the count……….1…………2………..KICK OUT! DDP KICKS OUT! Diamond Dallas Page kicks out of the Fameasser! Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo can’t believe it!! Chuck slides into the ring, goes over to take out a standing DDP…BUT MISSES…AND HITS BILLY GUNN A SUPERKICK! BILLY GUNN JUST SUPERKICKED HIS (TAG TEAM) PARTNER!!! Chuck looks absolutely crestfallen as Billy is left reeling on the floor! DDP swivels a devastated Chuck Palumbo around…DIAMOND CUTTER!
DIAMOND CUTTER TO CHUCK PALUMBO! Chuck is flat out on the ground as DDP walks over to Billy Gunn. DDP drops to the floor and hooks the leg of Billy Gunn as Mick Chioda (loki) goes for the pin………..1……………2…………3!!!!!!!!!!
DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE IS THE NEW SRW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!! DDP celebrates on the turnbuckle with the title as Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo wonder what happened. What did happen is that Diamond Dallas Page pinned Billy Gunn 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring to become the new SRW Intercontinental Champion, but one thing’s for sure, this feud is far from over as Billy Gunn will look to retain his title!
“Ahem! What?”
“Err, nothing so ok erm what’s next? Oh yeah a perfectly “unscheduled” interruption with Reaver (Ant) and STD (Figo) for us to complain about”
“King!”
*Reavers music plays to a fantastic pop! The crowd come to their feet as the King hold’s his head in his arms. This is unexpected, half of the four elements are heading to the ring, I wonder what they want.”
Reaver grabs a mic from the fink but it’s the last one, STD gets upset and tries to persuade Reaver to let him speak first but it is obvious Reaver is not liking such an idea and the two exchange words in the ring.
To everyone’s suprise the two begin to play what seems to be a game of Paper Scissors Rock, woah, nice. 1, 2, 3! Reaver gets paper and STD plays rock so Reaver wins and gets to go first.
“Heh, heh, just like always eh?”
STD sulks a little and urges Reaver to get on with it.
“Ok, ok here I go. We, two of the four elements are out here for a reason tonight and I’ll tell you what because I’m such a kind guy I’ll give you all three guesses to what the reasons are and they’re all our matches at Freefall”.
*STD snatches the mic from Reaver’s hand
“You’re damn right and we ain’t standing for it! If we loose we’re out? That’s ridiculous! Whoever made that ruling shou....”
*Reaver snatches the mic back
“Hey, hey! I won paper, scissors, rock, you go stand over there ok preppy?”
*STD storms around the ring in anger
“Now as my friend so finely put it....... WHAT THE HECK’S THE DEAL WITH THAT!” If we loose we’re out for good? The four elements knocked down to two? No more Reaver? No more STD? And to think....”
*STD once more grabs the mic away from Reaver and pauses staring at him for a moment, then in a calm, soothing voice says..
“What’s with all the anger man? You should calm down a little”.
*Reaver can be seen shouting at STD
“You should be more like me, be the wind. You’re an element aren’t you? Be the wind, calm, relaxed, flowing. Hell do what you do Friday night’s after a curry”
*STD holds his nose and walks around the ring as the immature people in the audience (so all of them) start laughing
*Reaver grabs the mic back and shoves STD back out of the way
“LISTEN UP PEOPLE! This is no joke we can’t just have two elements if we loose! Hell I know were not gonna, well I’m know I’m not going to but I’m not so sure about other people.”
“Two elements? It’s not on and it’s not going to happen! Whoever made that ruling can unrule it because there’s no way that those stipulations are going to pass! So I want them changed, I want them change NOW!”
*STD (Figo) again snatches away the mic
“Woah! Just hold on a minute there Custer”
*The crowd laugh
“The stipulations are made, the match is signed there is little we can do now all it’s down to now is....
*STD gets in Reavers (Ant) face
“... are you good enough?”
*STD slams down the mic and walks out of the ring as some of the crowd chant for STD, STD!
*Reaver pics up the mic
“Hey, were a team dammit! There shall be no problems between us, what the hells wrong with you, don’t take things so seriously. Oh wait, I remember it’s the 25th isn’t it today, it’s THAT time again isn’t it”
*The crowd bursts into a “ohhhhhhh!” and can’t believe that statement
*STD stops and turns around and stares menacingly at Reaver
Reaver drops the mic (BZZZT) and stares back and looks severely peed off with STD
Reaver climbs out of the ring and starts walking up the aisle. STD stands ready as Reaver approaches him. As he does Reaver stops and whispers something in STD’s ears and walks on past. STD can be seen smiling and simply turns around with a grin on his face as he looks at the crowd and follows his “partner” into the back.
Nothing like a bit of friendly rivalry eh? Hope this is settled before it gets out if hand.
Thanks for reading
Starlight (Maybe he will be on time one day who knows. Doubt it though)
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"Time to play the game..." the packed SRW arena erupts as Triple H purposely comes down the ramp wearing his France football kit. He dos his customary drinking water and spitting it out onto himself before climbing through the ropes.
The crowd are silenced when Kurt Angle's music hits. Triple H looks on warily as Angle spins down the ramp arms raised wearing his USA shirt. They may be both members of the new DX but they still don't trust each other.
As soon as Angle is in the ring William Regal's music plays and he comes out to a huge ovation which then subsides into a chorus of boos. He's wearing a Brazil shirt what a traitor. Regal doesn't seem bothered and is showing off his new shirt. Triple H smirks as Regal enters the ring. Regal spots this and gets in Triple H's face. What are they doing they're supposed to be on the same team. Angle immediately tries to break it up but then Regal and Triple H start pushing him. This is turning into a brawl.
Suddenly out of no where the three LWO members attack the 3 angry men in the ring. Chavo (Mikeall) and Eddie (Cong Man) clear the ring of Triple H (Ant) and William Regal (Grandprix) leaving Essa Rios (allardini) and Kurt Angle (Grandprix) to face off in the ring. Mike Chioda (Loki) calls for the bell to begin the match while all the competitors return to their corners.
Immediately Essa Rios hits Angle with some hard chops to the chest and forces him back towards the ropes. Rios then tries to whip Angle into the oppsite ropes but Angle reverses and then goes for a back body drop. Rios spots this and leaps over Angle for a sunset flip.
1.
Angle kicks out almost immediately. This match has a long way to go yet. Rios continues his assault on Angle and immediately hits him with a snap suplex and follows it up with standing moonsault. While not from the usual height it still hurt Angle. Rios uses this oppurtunity to tag in Chavo Guerrero Jnr. Rios picks up Angle and whips hm into the ropes as he returns Rios jumps over him and Chavo connects with a dropkick to the face of the Olympic hero. As Essa Rios leaves the ring Chavo climbs to the top rope. FROG SPLASH! NO Angle rolled out of the way and makes the tag to his fellow new DX member Triple H.
Meanwhile Chavo is paying the price for his over-eagernous. Triple H picks up Chavo and immediately body slams him back down before going for a cover.
1..2..
Eddie Guerrero jumps in to save his nephew. Triple H looks up knowingly as Eddie leaves the ring . Triple H picks Chavo up and immediately hits him with some hard puches and forces him back into the turnbuckle. He then steps up onto the second rope and begins to punch. The crowd chant along, 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9.. and Chavo uses all his strength to push Triple H off. Triple H stumbles over to his corner while Chavo drags himself along the ropes to his corner.
Triple H (Ant) makes the tag first to William Regal (Grandprix) while Chavo (MikeAll) tags in Eddie (Cong Man). Instead of entering the ring Eddie climbs the turnbuckle and leaps half-way accross the ring and hits Regal with a flying dropkick. Despite the fact the crowd hate the LWO they cheer to see them hurt William Regal. Guerrero looks down at the man he beat last week and laughs while viciously kicking Regal as he lays on the ground. He then decides he's done enough and goes for the pin.
1..2..
No, Regal kicked out. Eddie holds up 3 fingers to the ref showing his annoyance and goes for the cover again.
1..2.
Another near fall. This time Eddie picks Regal up and whips him over to his corner. Eddie begins to chop away at Regal while Essa drive their knees into his sides. Triple H tries to enter the ring to stop this but the ref just pushes him back, whilst doing so he cannot see what's going on in the opposite corner. Just as the ref turns round the LWO start to behave and Eddie tags in Essa Rios. Eddie and Essa converge on Regal and set hi mup for a DOUBLE POWERBOMB!! They may be cruiserweights but together than can easily lift Regal. Essa leaps up to the top rope. Huge MOONSAULT!!
1..2..
Kurt Angle (Grandprix) breaks up the count with an elbow drop to Essa Rios (allardini). The match would have been over. Chavo Guerrero (MikeAll) runs in staright for Angle but is sent flying with a belly to belly suplex and rolls out the ring. Angle is ordered from the ring while Regal (Grandprix) and Rios crawl to their corners. Rios gets their first and Eddie (Cong Man) runs over to Regal and grabs his foot but it's too late, he's just tagged in Triple H (Ant).
Eddie steps back but within seconds is knocked down by a Triple H clothesline. The same fate befalls Essa Rios who is just getting to his feet. Eddie's back up and he hits him with a DDT. He goes for the pin.
1..2.
Triple H breaks the count and Chavo comes flying off the turnbuckle to frog splash his uncle. Triple H must have seen than just in time. While Triple H looks at the pile of Guerrero's Essa Rios suprises him with a spinning wheel kick to the back of the head. He's not the legal man however and is ushered out of the ring by Mike Chioda while Chavo rolls out of the ring clutching his chest. Triple H and Eddie are both down in the ring. Luckily Triple H is not too far from his corner is makes the tag to Angle. Angle sprints over to the opposite corner and knocks Essa Rios off the apron with a huge clothesline. He then picks Eddie up hits a reverse Russian leg sweep. He then picks him Eddie up by his waist and hits a huge German suplex and holds on for another one and another one before releasing his grip. He bends down for the pin but then spots Chavo running towards him and back body drops him over the ropes behind him.
While this is happening Eddie Guerrero climbs to his knees and hits Angle with a low blow and grabs his tights for a roll-up..
1..2..almost 3
William Regal managed to break it up just before the 3-count. Before he can return to his own corner Essa Rios grabs his legs and drags him out of the ring leaving just Eddie and Angle in the ring. Eddie picks Angle up and attempts a suplex, but Angle won't move and then knees Eddie in the midesction to break his hold and then goes for the ANGLE SLAM!! Out of nowhere! Angle turns Eddie over and goes for the ankle lock. Eddie Guerrero is screaming in pain. He's too far from the ropes, he must tap. Wait a minute Chavo is entering the ring, but Triple H cuts him off. A kick to the mid-section, PEDIGREE!!
And Eddie Guerrero is tapping!! Triple H (Ant), Kurt Angle (Grandprix) and William Regal (Grandprix) are the winners!
Angle and Triple H meet in the middle of the ring and Triple H beckons towards the bell-ringer for a microphone. One is thrown towards him and he begins to speak.
"There's a piece of soccer tradition we should uphold after this match"
Angle: "What's that?"
Triple H: "Swapping shirts
Angle nods, "OK, sure" He lifts his shirt over his head. Triple H smiles puts Angles head between his legs, hooks his arms and PEDIGREEs him! Triple H's music begins to play while Triple H celebrates. While this is happening William Regal, who had gotton the better of Essa Rios, sneaks into the ring behind Triple H. Triple H turns arounds, and SMACK! William Regal hits Triple H with the brass knuckles.
William Regal now representing Brazil stands victorious in the ring. Will the same thing happen at Free-Fall. We shall soon know...
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Congratulations to Ant, Grandprix and especially Grandprix for winning
And the current rumour is, whoever becomes the King Of The Ring at Free-Fall, is automatically given a shot at the SRW Championship the next week on Eclipse! This holds many possibilities; we may have a new SRW Champion at Free-Fall, so it would be his first defence, and we may see a CAW Wrestler, in Jetster, be the first to challenge for the title!
(Jetster’s music hits) The crowd are on their feet, but booing, as the CAW KOTR Finalist makes his way to the ring! He cockily struts to the ring, but then heads left and joins Good Ol’ Mojo and Jerry “The Dark One” Lawler at the Announcers Table, it looks like he wants to see his opponent up close and personal.
(ONE OF A KIND!) BOOM!! The audience have gone wild, because here comes Rob…Van…DAM (Rickoss)! He acknowledges the audience to their delight and politely rejects the offer of a Special Reserve Chocolate Bar from a small boy, who’s also wearing a new Special Reserve T-Shirt that was designed by Tony himself. It says on the front: “I got games. How ‘bout you?” And on the back, it lists many of the video games this boy owns, including the fantastic Metal Gear Solid!
“IF YA SMELL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN’!!” Another fantastic response from our capacity crowd here in Billericay, as The Rock (Starlight) saunters to the ring, his KOTR Belt and Trophy in his hands! He sets the trophy carefully on the Announcers Table, where Jetster looks at it with lust, and gives his belt to the referee. Finally, we’re all set for this huge match.
The bell rings and RVD (Rickoss) doesn’t want to wait, as he sprints at Rock (Starlight)! Rock skips out of the way and RVD rolls back onto his feet. RVD rolls once again, this time past The Rock, and then again! Rock looks confused, and as he goes for RVD, Mr Monday Night leaps up and nails a beautiful Karate Kick! The crowd wince at the sound made of boot on skin!
The kick was so effective that Rock (Starlight) has fallen out of the ring, and is staggering around on the outside! RVD (Rickoss) senses opportunity, and he bounces himself off the ropes and catapults himself into a Rope Flip, landing right on his opponent! The air’s been crushed out of Rock’s lungs as he’s rolled back into the ring, and RVD bounces off the ropes once again and delivers the ROLLING THUNDER!
RVD (Rickoss) is on fire early in the match, and Jetster seems to be acknowledging this. “Well,” he says to Mojo, “I’m gonna go for RVD (Rickoss) on this one, he definitely looks like the better wrestler here tonight.”
RVD (Rickoss) throws some right-hands, and then tosses Rock into the turnbuckle. Rock falls to the ground, and RVD sprints to the corner and onto the second rope, looking for a Moonsault. RVD looks behind him and sees The Rock (Starlight) anticipating the move and he rolls out of the way, so RVD (Rickoss) changes his plans and jumps to the next rope, scoring with a brilliant Missile Dropkick!
Rock (Starlight) is down again and RVD (Rickoss) wants to nail this Short-Legged Moonsault (sorry, no idea what it’s called, just a guess) so once again he goes to the second rope. He looks behind again and Rock has again anticipated, and is trying to roll out of the way. Rock (Starlight) is clever this time though, and he feigns the roll, but actually stays where he is. But RVD (Rickoss) goes one step further, takes a quick glance again and instead of climbing to the top rope uses amazing speed to get the Moonsault!
“A battle of the brains there,” Jetster comments, “you’ll see that both tried to outwit the other with feigns and dummies, but in the end RVD (Rickoss) came out on top, so I still think he’ll win.”
RVD (Rickoss) poses to the crowd, but this is a mistake as Rock (Starlight) suddenly leaps to his feet and begins to lay the Smackdown! He whips RVD ferociously across the ring, and meets him with a massive Belly-To-Belly Suplex! RVD (Rickoss) doesn’t like that at all and he runs at Rocky, but he’s taken down again, this time with a powerful Spinebuster!
“No, I’ve changed my mind, Rock will win this one, because as he’s just shown, he can come back from anything and at anytime.”
Rock (Starlight) sits his opponent on the top rope, and joins him up there. He hooks the arm over his shoulder, and literally just falls back into a SUPERPLEX-WHAM!! The impact echoed around the arena! Rock (Starlight) gets to his feet, and sees RVD (Rickoss) lying motionless on the mat! He stands over him, and kicks RVD’s arms! We know what’s coming!
He pulls off the elbow pad and tosses it into the screaming crowd, swings his arms around for a bit, and then runs! Bounces off one set of ropes, bounces off the other and the People’s…ELBOW! Rock makes a cover, this one’s finished!
1…2…RVD (Rickoss) kicks out! Rock (Starlight) is in shock, he was a tenth of a second away from being in the KOTR Final! He hassles referee Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly), he’s sure that was a 3-count! RVD (Rickoss) is up though, and he turns Rock around and hits a Roundhouse Kick!
RVD (Rickoss) jumps up to the top rope, and signals! He leaps-FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!! BIG IMPACT! He holds his stomach, before rolling into a pin!
“Okay, I know for sure now, RVD (Rickoss)’s gonna win this,” Jetster says, quickly changing his mind!
1…2…KICK-OUT! AWESOME RESILIANCY FROM THE ROCK (STARLIGHT)!
RVD (Rickoss) isn’t affected though, and he quickly picks up Rock (Starlight) and throws a couple of right-hands, causing Rock to stagger back onto the ropes. RVD (Rickoss) looks to gain speed as he catapults himself off the ropes towards the ROCK BOTTOM!! WHAM!!! FROM ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE, ROCK (STARLIGHT) PRODUCES THE ROCK BOTTOM!
“Nope, Rock (Starlight)’s gonna win,” Jetster says very quickly as Rock makes the pin.
1…2…3! It’s over! Rock (Starlight) has done the unthinkable and has come through it all, he has a great chance of conquering all the odds and successfully defending his KOTR Title at Free-Fall! As Jetster leaves the Table he looks uncertain, I don’t think he knows much about his opponent judging by his guesswork today.
But look, as Rock (Starlight) celebrates in the ring Jetster sneaks in, and tries to set him up for a Backdrop Suplex! But Rock (Starlight) rolls out of it, and they are left staring at each-other eye-to-eye! We fade out with this scene, who will win the match at Free-Fall? Who will get a shot at the SRW Championship? All our questions will be answered next week…don’t miss it.
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The winner of this match and through to the KOTR Final: The Rock (Starlight).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
"Who let da dogs out!" hits and out comes Scotty the Doggy to a huge ovation. STD slaps some hands and points at his back "S-T-D" and then flips into the ring. "Gimme me a mic"
"Testing…1…2…3…DW is going to be buried at Freefall" Ah I think that’s enough testing of the Mic. Now to the reason as to why I am out here"
"I am out here to announce the Entrants of the LightCAW Rumble at Freefall. Yes, yes I am in it *The fans begin to cheer* but I think we should announce as well as who is in it, who is coming out in what Order. So in Alphabetical order, we will announce superstars who will draw their number out of um…Oy you there, pass us your hat…yeah out of this hat.
"It began Afrika-a-a-a-a!" It’s the Cong Man! This banana eating monkey man is getting some cheers and some boos, he's a great Wrestler, but he is arrogant which makes him the hated Character that he is. The Cong Man eyeballs STD as he walks down the ring. The Cong Man gets into the ring and immediately puts his hand into the hat, wanting to get it over and done with. Cong Man unfolds the paper and…No.2! Cong Man keeps a straight face and backs into the corner of the ring. I don't think he is to happy with that Number somehow :D
"D-D-D-Dead Wonder!" All hell is gonna break lose here. DW is fuming and is running down to the ring. Dead Wonder gets into the ring…but doesn't even lay a finger on STD. Instead he picks out a number…No.1! Is this fixed or something?! DW goes and talks with Cong Man. Obviously exchanging words about how this thing is fixed.
The lights dim and Strobe Lighting appears…Its Kid Rock! Kid Rock is getting a great reception from the crowd. Kid Rock gets into the ring and dips his hand into the hat…No.6!
"LLLLLLLLLLLLLongy" Its Kid Rock's partner, Longy! Longy was the first ever CAW Heavyweight Champion but he still qualifies for the Light Weight Belt, just like many of the Main Eventers here. Longy darts his hand into the hat…No.7! Straight after Kid Rock, no doubt these two will team up!
"The Four Elements"! Its Reaver! Reaver looks straight at Cong as he walks down to the ring, but again amazingly, just like with DW and STD…no fight breaks out! Reaver puts his hand into the hat…No.4, "Nah I don't like 4, it's unlucky, I will pick again" says Reaver. What the hell, STD can't let him do this, but he is! Reaver puts his hand in again…No.8! Reaver will enter last in the Rumble! Why the cheating git. Reaver smirks and stays near STD.
"Who let da Dogs out"! "Ah I believe its me ladies and gentlemen," exclaims STD. STD puts his hand in…No.3! Ok so it isn't fixed. STD looks like he wants to blow his top but instead just keeps calm.
"Tell me, what is on your mind?" It’s the CAW Heavyweight Champion: The Psychiatrist! The Trist is getting a huge ovation and he is taking his time in getting to the ring, soaking up the atmosphere. Psychiatrist finally gets to the ring and raises his arms in the air. Before STD puts them down and shoves them into the hat! "Pick ya number" Trist can't be to happy with that but he just carries on and picks his number…No.4!
"And the last competitor please" The Rat appears from under the ring and darts into the ring in a flash. The Rat picks his number…No.5!
(WRITTEN BY ANT)
The crowd aren’t sure who to cheer for here, they like STD but the fact that he is a member of the Four Elements and that he is helping the hated Reaver (Ant) means they don’t like his attitude. They don’t like Cong Man much either, but they prefer him to Reaver. However, they know that they want to cheer for KR, Longy, DW, The Rat (allardini) and of course, the CAW Heavyweight Champion The Psychiatrist (MikeAll.) I have a strange feeling that both KR and Longy, and the New BDA are going to team up in the Rumble, which definitely gives them an advantage.
Reaver (Ant) grabs the mic. “Well Cong Man, I don’t see the point in you taking part in this match. Even if you do win the title, you’ll have to give it back once I’ve kicked you out of SRW!!” Boos fill the arena, but Cong Man does nothing but stare at his forthcoming opponent.
It’s DW’s turn to talk, “Hey, Reaver! You won’t even have time to beat Cong Man, because you’ll be too busy digging your little friend STD out after I bury him alive!”
Now The Psychiatrist has a mic, “I think it’s obvious who’s gonna win. Just look at the rest of the CAW gold, and the other matches that are taking place at Free-Fall. Cong Man is one half of the Tag Team Champions, but he has a tough, brutal match with Reaver that night as well. Hawk, who is the other half of the tag champs and is the HardCAW Champion is too heavy to even be in this match!”
He continues, “but look at me. I, am the best CAW Wrestler in the world, and I have the belt to prove it. Of course, I have to defend my title, but I have an easy match against the novice RawIsAndy.”
As he continues to talk, RawIsAndy is sneaking up behind him with a steel chair! CLANG!! SHOT TO THE HEAD! The crowd are both booing and cheering, both of these guys are fan favourites! All hell has broken lose, Reaver (Ant) just sent himself flying over the ropes and onto Cong Man, DW has entered the ring and is brawling it out with STD, and the New BDA have begun to fight with KR and Longy!
Cong Man low blows Reaver (Ant), and sets him up for the Congo Bongo on the outside!! POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB!! POWER-BUT MOULDY CHEESE COMES FROM BEHIND AND NEARLY TAKES CONG MAN’S HEAD OFF WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE!
Reaver (Ant) takes a few seconds to recover, but he sees STD in trouble and so slowly staggers into the ring, and takes down DW with a DDT-DRIVER! Reaver (Ant) then joins DW on the canvas, almost unconscious thanks to those powerbombs!
The New BDA and KR and Longy have gone backstage, still battling it out! Meanwhile, STD and Mouldy Cheese both pull the fallen Reaver away from the ring and through the audience, and Hawk (AJ) has entered the arena to do the same for Cong Man…he’s taking him through the fans…but one of the fans punches him in the face, and then nails him with a modified standing version of The Finish Line! It’s Grandprix, the man who will battle Hawk at Free-Fall for the HardCAW Title! Grandprix scampers away, his work done to the crowd’s delight!
That leaves just RawIsAndy and The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), and the champion is being dominated! He staggers off the ropes, and straight into the JIMJAMJAHA! RawIsAndy stares down at his opponent as we fade out…
So, next week all these feuds will be sorted out, the best man will be known! Will it be Reaver (Ant) or Cong Man who will be sent flying our of SRW FOREVER? Can Grandprix defeat Hawk (AJ) for the HardCAW Championship? Who will be buried alive, DW or STD? And finally, can the new guy, the rookie, RawIsAndy make history and defeat The Psychiatrist for the CAW Heavyweight Championship? And of course, who will become the first ever LightCAW Champion? All this and more will be revealed at Free-Fall next week, don’t miss it.
Thanks for reading, Ant and Figo.
“Faarooq, it’s time. You ready to take the nWo to school?”
Faarooq (Blade) is rummaging through the filing cabinet.
“Damn! Someone has stolen our beer!”
The A.P.A look mad as they hunt around for the beer. They hear noises in a room. The noises sound like beer cans being opened. The A.P.A (Blade & Rickoss) bash the door and prepare to beat whoever is inside.
“Damn! It’s Austin (DW)! Sorry mate. We’re looking for our beer.”
“I’ve not seen them. Try the nWo.”
The nWo music hits and out struts X-Pac (DW) and Albert (Jetster). The crowd start booing and shout ‘X-Pac sucks’. (Again, what’s new?) A huge triple tag match awaits the nWo after ejecting Hogan from the group. Hogan has paid the A.P.A for protection but have they bitten off more then they can chew?
The A.P.A music hits and out strides Bradshaw (Rickoss) and Faarooq (Blade). Bradshaw has a mic in his hand.
“I don’t get annoyed very easy but when someone steals my beer, I get very annoyed. It just so happens that you will be on the receiving end!”
They rush to the ring and X-Pac and Albert climb out to meet them. Faarooq has Albert and Bradshaw is fighting X-Pac. Bradshaw is in complete control but Faarooq is having a few problems… SMASH! Faarooq flies into the ring steps. Bradshaw with huge knees to X-Pac but Albert with a shot from behind. Albert throws Bradshaw in the ring and we could finally get the match started.
The bell rings and Bradshaw (Rickoss) and X-Pac (DW) start this off. X-Pac kicks Bradshaw while he is down and starts prancing round the ring. Bradshaw up, spinning heel kick by X-Pac. X-Pac picks Bradshaw up and takes him to the corner. X-Pac stomps Bradshaw down and tags in Albert (Jetster).
Albert comes in and chokes Bradshaw in the corner. The ref comes and splits it up leaving X-Pac to continue where Albert left off. Albert returns to beating Bradshaw and picks him up out of the corner. Tag to X-Pac. Albert holds Bradshaw, X-Pac hits two kicks in the ribs and one spinning kick in the face. X-Pac climbs the turnbuckle; Bradshaw staggers to his feet, X-Pac leaps, Fallaway slam by Bradshaw!
Bradshaw goes over to the corner and tags in Faarooq (Blade). They pick up X-Pac and whip him against the ropes, double shoulder block! Faarooq picks X-Pac (DW) and slams him down with great power. Faarooq looks to tag, LOW BLOW BY X-PAC! The ref didn’t see it! X-Pac whips Faarooq towards the ropes, reversed, X-Pac bounces off, SPINEBUSTER! Cover… 1… 2… Albert (Jetster) splits it up!
The ref has words with Albert and forces him back into the corner. Faarooq bounces off the ropes, NO! Albert pulls the top rope down and he flies over the ropes. The ref is annoyed with Albert. Albert raises his arms in a ‘I didn’t do it’ manner. X-Pac bounces off the ropes and leaps over onto Faarooq! Suicidal! Both are down!
Bradshaw (Rickoss) is trying to get the crowd going and the ref is refusing to let Albert (Jetster) climb down from the apron. X-Pac (DW) and Faarooq (Blade) are now on their feet, X-Pac spins, Faarooq grabs the leg, Enziguri! Faarooq looks flat out! X-Pac wastes no time in throwing Faarooq into the ring and covering him. 1… 2… Bradshaw makes the save but only just!
X-Pac tags in Albert. Albert picks up Faarooq by the legs and spins him round and round and round then releases, unfortunately too close to Bradshaw who tags himself in! Bradshaw clotheslines Albert down then knocks X-Pac off the apron. Faarooq is on his feet, whip from the A.P.A on Albert, Double Front Slam by the A.P.A! Cover! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Albert manages to save himself!
X-Pac (DW) climbs into the ring and Faarooq (Blade) chases after him. The ref has lost control of this match! Albert (Jetster) hanging on the ropes, Bradshaw (Rickoss) hits him over! Faarooq and X-Pac slugging it out in the ring. Bradshaw urging Albert to his feet, CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!! I think Bradshaw has hurt his arm in that attack! Faarooq and X-Pac still slugging it out, X-Pac wins out surprisingly, bounces off the ropes, Faarooq with a kick to the midsection, DOMINATOR, NO! REVERSAL! X-Pac spins him round, X-FACTOR!! Cover! 1… 2… 3!! X-Pac picks up the win!
Bradshaw is crawling into the ring holding his arm, Albert follows behind, ALBERT BOMB ON BRADSHAW! X-Pac waves the rest of the nWo down to the ring and it’s complete destruction on the A.P.A! Scott Hall (DW) has a carrier bag and a mic in his hand!
“Hey yo! You like beer? Here, have some we found in your office!”
The nWo pour the beer all over the A.P.A (Blade & Rickoss) and then spray ‘nWo’ on their backs!
The nWo music plays and they stand supreme!
WINNER: X-Pac (DW) and Albert (Jetster)
The Four Elements music hits and Jetster makes his way down to the ring to a mixed reaction of boos and cheers, Jetster taunts and then makes his way into the ring. He climbs each turnbuckle for cheap pops. Jester then warms up, getting ready to face his opponent.
“I’m a Cabbage Man” hits and the man himself enters the arena. The crowd aren’t going too wild, but Cabbage Man gets his fair share of cheers. Cabbage Man makes his way into the ring and glares at Jetster, things are looking tense in the SRW arena today. Cabbage Man scales each turnbuckle for some support from the crowd, but he doesn’t get as much as he expects. Cabbage Man stretches and gets ready for the bell to ring.
“DING, DING” The match is officially underway, Cabbage Man and Jetster lock together in a grapple. Cabbage Man gets the upper hand and pushes Jetster into the corner of the turnbuckle. Jetster reverses the hold by twisting around and pushing Cabbage man into his own hold. Jetster starts to deliver some hard blows to the face of Cabbage Man. Jetster Irish whips Cabbage Man into the opposite turnbuckle and follows with a ho train attack. Cabbage Man stumbles into the middle of the ring and Jetster delivers a huge suplex; causing Cabbage Man to land on the ropes and nearly choke himself. Jetster goes for the early pin and Earl Hebner (Mr. Snuggly) counts. 1… 2… kick-out! Cabbage Man kicks out of an early pin.
Jetster picks up Cabbage Man and suplex’s his foe. Jetster then makes his way up to the top rope. Jetster then taunts and elbow drop’s a weary Cabbage Man. Cabbage Man tries to roll out of the way but Jester catches his side and Cabbage Man lets out a scream like his ribs have just been broken. Jetster runs to the rope and when he gets back to Cabbage Man he delivers a huge kick to the gut – knocking the wind out of CM. Jetster stares at Cabbage Man and begins taunting – getting ready for the Money Maker. Cabbage man gets up, look dizzy, but sees Jetster getting ready for his finisher so he runs at Jetster and spears him into the turnbuckle. Cabbage Man then jumps onto the top rope and hits Jetster with a shooting star press. Cabbage Man is hurt in the process so both men are down.
Cabbage Man is first up and starts to taunt getting ready for the Cabbage Effect. Jetster gets up and Cabbage Man delivers the special move to his opponent. Suddenly the Four Elements music hits and Reaver (Ant) enters the arena. Cabbage Man looks up, to see what he’s doing, but Reaver doesn’t move. Jetster rolls up Cabbage man and Earl Hebner (Mr. Snuggly) counts. 1…2…3!!! Jetster’s through to the final.
Okay – first of all sorry for being it short, late and bad, but as you know, writing wrestling matches isn’t my greatest priority at the moment, plus I’m behind in GNVQ, so I really won’t be able to do many wrestling matches.
Thanks for reading – for all it’s worth.
RiCkOsS
The camera zooms into the ring. It looks like we've missed the entrances. :D
DING DING DING! The bell sounds and the two circle each other. The they lock up, Edge gets the better of D-Von and puts him in a headlock, D-Von reverses it though into a back drop, Edge clutches the back of his head in pain.
D-Von picks up Edge and does a few right hands and then lays into Edge forcing into the corner. The ref breaks the lock and gives Edge time to throw D-Von into the corner, Edge starts kicking away at D'Von's chest. Edge then takes D-Von out of the corner and does a snapmare and then jumps over D-Von and tugs his neck with a neck grab.
Edge then picks up D-Von Dudley and tosses him into the ropes and ducks his head down, but D-Von outsmarts him and does a swinging neckbreaker! D-Von now gets up and stomps on Edge. D-Von now drapes Edge on the second rope and then runs into the ropes and then jumps onto Edge's neck, which is hung up on the ropes! That must've hurt, as D-Von is no light guy!
Edge then springs into action all of a sudden and does an inside cradle 1, 2 oohh, and D-Von kicked out! The two get up at the same time and start trying to hit each other. They go back and forth until Edge blocks a punch and does a huge clothesline! Cover by Edge 1, 2, and a kickout from D-Von at the count of 2.
Edge then gets up the quicker of the two and tosses D-Von to the outside. Edge follows and rams D'Von's back into the side of the ring 3 times before letting go. He really can be brutal at times, can Edge! Edge then throws D-Von back into the ring. Edge follows and is on the side of the ring apron where D-Von has suddenly got up and does a few shoulder thrusts in Edge's chest, then does a huge suplex from the ring apron to the ring, cover by D-Von. 1, 2, kick out by Edge.
D-Von now gets up and does a few stomps to Edge, before going up top and D-Von performs a perfect splash to Edge. That's not something we see D-Vo do often. Cover by D-Von, 1, 2 another perfect kick out from Edge! D-Von dosen’t know what to perform next to put away Edge. He picks up Edge and tosses him into the ropes. D-Von misses the punch and Edge slides underneath him, sweeps his legs and locks D-Von in the Edgecution! "Aaahhhhhhhh"... the screams of D-Von echo through the SRW arena. D-Von is in the centre of the ring and is in a press ups position crawling to the ropes, D-Von is nearly there and……..Yes! D-Von gets to the second rope and gets furiously kicked by Edge in Edge's temper at D-Von reaching the ropes.
Edge then gets D-Von's head and picks him up, but D-Von battles back punching Edge in the chest and then runs into the ropes and delivers a hard Shoulder Block! Cover, this is it we must have a new IC champion 1, 2 ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh Edge kicks out!!!!!!!!!!!!! D-Von can't believe what he just saw; Edge kicked out after such an amount of punishment! D-Von picks up Edge and delivers a backbreaker cover 1, 2, and another kick out by Edge. Edge quickly does a low blow to D-Von where the and tries to roll him up. 1, 2, and oh! Yet another kick out, but this time from D-Von!
Edge picks up D-Von does a few kicks to the chest of D-Von before performing a beautiful Northen Lights suplex, cover 1, 2 and another kickout. This match is amazing!!! Edge then tosses D-Von into the ropes and does a backbody drop and then picks him up quickly to perform a sleeper on D-Von. D-Von has his arm raised once, it goes down, raised for a second time, it goes down, one more and D-Von is out and the third time D-Von's arm goes up and.... He's he is still in this! D-Von is on his knees, and he delivers a few elbows to Edge’s chest and then goes behind Edge and delivers the Reverse Suplex, but dropping Edge on his head. Cover, 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING!
This grusome match has ended finally. The winner, and No. 1 contender for the European Championship is D-Von (Rickoss)!
AJ.