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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
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“Cong looks around the arena before looking back at Stone Edge. He grabs the mic back. “I can honestly say that I will never lay down for a piece of garbage like you.” Stone Edge shrugs and walks away. “Now as I was sayi...” *CRACK!* STONE EDGE JUST HIT CONG MAN RIGHT ON THE FOREHEAD WITH A KENDO STICK!!! He drags a dazed Cong back to his feet and throws him over the top rope to the floor! That’s no way to treat an injured legend! Stone Edge follows Cong Man to the floor and OH MY GOD NO!!! He picks up Cong Man’s wheelchair AND SMASHES IT INTO CONG’S INJURED LEG!!! Cong screams so loudly even the people in the cheap seats, with the obscured view at the very back of the SRW arena can hear him! Stone Edge makes a sharp exit as the locker room empties to come and help Cong.”
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Then, at Spun Out, Stone Edge (Jericho15) tried to interfere in a match only to be thwarted in a rather trivial way…
“Wait, look who’s rolling down the entrance ramp! IT’S CAW WORLD CHAMPION, THE CONG MAN! The audience are going insane but Stone Edge (Jericho15) doesn’t seem to realize, and The Cong Man is travelling at quite a pace on that wheelchair, straight towards him! CRACK!! OH MAN, HE JUST RAMMED INTO STONE EDGE (JERICHO15) WITH SO MUCH FORCE IT SENT HIM TUMBLING OVER THE WHEELCHAIR BEFORE LANDING WITH A THUMP TO THE FLOOR BELOW!”
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The two men kept their eyes on each-other over the next month or so before Burnout arrived, where Reaver (Ant) was cutting a promo over his lost Tag Team Titles backstage…
“Just as Reaver (Ant) says this, laughter can be heard behind them. They turn to face the locker room door, where Cong Man is standing, laughing at his foes misfortune! He’s been preparing for his huge Cruiserweight Title Ladder match with rival Stone Edge (Jericho15) later, but he’s taken some time out to taunt his all-time rival! Reaver looks furious, “you sorry son of a-“
CLANG!! IT’S STONE EDGE, WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF CONG MAN! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM!? CONG MAN IS OUT COLD! Stone Edge (Jericho15) smiles evilly before leaving his future opponent in a crumpled mess, whilst The Elements look on in shock…”
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And finally, in the CAW main event at Burnout the two clashed again when both interfered…
“Hawk (AfroJoe) and now he goes to the top rope to finish this himself, he’s looking for his trademark Elbow Drop! But Cong Man is up, and he shoves Hawk off the top rope, and Hawk smashes into the security barrier in the outside! But now here comes the man Congie will face later, it’s Stone Edge (Jericho15)! Stone Edge sneaks up behind him, and delivers a Reverse Neckbreaker on the outside! Meanwhile to the crowd’s delight, Scotty Dogg (Figo) has rolled Hawk (AfroJoe) back into the ring, and is on the top rope! CCCRRRAAAZZZYYYSSSAAAUUULLLTTT – WHAM! MAJOR HANG TIME, AND TREMENDOUS IMPACT! HOOK OF THE LEG! ONE!!! TWO!!! AND STONE EDGE (JERICHO15) PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING! WHY THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!?
He’s screaming at the struggling Cong Man, “yeah, how’d you like that! I just cost your little buddy the title, you punk!”
Hawk (AJ) went onto defend the title, and Cong Man is livid over all the punishment he’s taken from Stone Edge recently…will he get revenge, and the Cruiser Title? Find out here on Eclipse.
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“KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” This sell-out crowd here at SR Towers erupt with boos and jeers as the SRW Cruiserweight Champion cockily makes his way to the ring, which is surrounded by four ladders by the way! Stone Edge (Jericho15) holds his belt aloft proudly, and from what we know he’s pretty damn confident over this match…Cong Man is battered and bruised, but remember, he is also one of the most successful, popular and talented CAW wrestlers ever.
“IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA-KA-KA-KA!!” A HUGE pop goes up as the challenger steps out from behind the curtain, it’s 2-time CAW World Champion The Cong Man! He’s back in regular action here at SRW, and the fans love it! He sprints to the ring and wastes no time to celebrate, knocking a surprised Stone Edge down with a powerful clothesline!
DING DING!
Cong Man stomps away on the champion, before whipping him into the ropes and nailing a Back Body Drop! Cong Man continues the assault as Stone Edge tries desperately to escape into the corner, but Cong Man just stomps a mudhole in him! Revenge is sweet for Congie! Stone Edge rolls to the outside, but Congie shows great agility to catapulting himself out of the ring and straight into a Flying Crossbody!
Cong Man celebrates passionately, before turning and CRACK! STONE EGDE SMACKS HIM IN THE TEMPLE WITH THE CORNER OF A LADDER! Explosive start here to this Cruiser Title match! Cong Man is down and Stone Edge lifts the ladder above his head, and brings it crashing down – but Cong Man scrambles out of the way and Stone Edge literally jars his elbows and wrists! He wanted to end it right there!
Cong Man is back in the ring and signaling for Stone Edge to join him! Stone Edge looks a little unsure, and then…well, he’s looking up at the ramp confusedly…but there’s no one there. Cong Man sees this and turns to look, expecting some interference…and Stone Edge pounces, sliding into the ring and knocking him down from behind! He hoists Congie to his feet and whips him into the ropes, before meeting with a Lou Thesz Press! Stone Edge follows up with numerous shots to the side of the face, and then an elbow drop to the sternum.
As Cong Man struggles to his feet, Stone Edge delivers a brutal knee to the side of the head! Now he looks to show why he is the Cruiser Champion, as he climbs to the top rope and waits for his opponent to get up…MISSILE DROPKICK! Great technique from Stone Edge and he falls into a cover, before referee Teddy Long (Tony) reminds him that he has to climb the ladder to reach the belt hanging from the ceiling.
Stone Edge curses loudly, and a mother in the front row covers her young son’s ears and shouts at him, berating his bad language! Stone Edge is heading to the outside, I thought he was a professional, he should be ignoring this…but wait, all he’s doing is picking up a ladder. The woman continues to scream at him, before tipping a whole can of Special Reserve Beer all over him! Stone Edge (Jericho15) is soaked!
Stone Edge stands in shock for a moment, before setting up the ladder against the ring. He turns to face the woman, boiling over with rage, and then grabs her head! This is disgusting, what’s he gonna do! BUT CONG MAN WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK, SENDING THE LADDER INTO THE BACK OF STONE EDGE! Stone Edge is knocked over the security barrier, and the woman is knocked down too! I guess she got what she deserved too, if she doesn’t like the language used here in SRW she shouldn’t take her children to see it!
Cong Man stands the ladder up on the outside, and begins to climb to the top…he reaches the final rung, and looks down at the struggling Stone Edge who is still submerged by fans…they see Cong Man and move out of the way, and Cong Man seens the opportunity! The Porté Malebó Splash from the top of the ladder – WHAM! WHAT AMAZING HANG TIME AND IMPACT, AS CONG MAN NAILS HIS VERY OWN VERSION OF THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE TOP OF A LADDER!
Both men are down, but it’s Stone Edge (Jericho15) who is really in trouble…especially with Scotty Dogg (Figo) sprinting to the ringside area! The fans are going wild, Stone Edge screwed this guy out of the CAW World Title at Burnout, and he wants vengeance! He laughs sadistically as he slaps Congie encouragingly on the back, before lifting Stone Edge above his head and tossing him into the ring!
Scotty now stalks the Cruiserweight Champion, and the crowd are on their feet, they can’t wait for this! Scotty Dogg (Figo) hasn’t said a word since the match at Burnout, but as we know actions speak louder than words! Stone Edge turns, straight into the SCOTT BOTTOM – WHAM! The impact echoed all round the arena! There’s no DW to save Stone Edge this time, and Anarchy has already said he doesn’t want to continue as a tag team with him! And also, Crusher (Tazz) and Rat (allardini) were given the night off tonight – Stone Edge is all on his own! Scotty leaves the arena to a great reception, and Cong Man is now back in the ring!
He’s bought a ladder with him, and he sets it up right over Stone Edge, before beginning the long climb upwards…but Stone Edge has dazedly grabbed his foot, he’s not done yet. Cong Man drops down and tries to shake him off, but Stone Edge pulls with all his might and Cong Man clutters into the standing ladder! Stone Edge scrambles to his feet and shakes his head, before following up with a Running Dropkick to the face!
Stone Edge then plants Cong Man with a technically sound overhead suplex, he’s back in control of this match. Just as Congie manages to get up, he’s back on the canvas again as Stone Edge nails a painful trademark DDT! Stone Edge (Jericho15) is back on top here in this SRW Cruiserweight Championship match, and to be honest he’s dominated much of the bout so far…and now he’s looking to finish it off, as he tries to lock in The Walls!
But Cong Man rolls over so that Stone Edge is on his stomach and goes for a modified version of the Camel Clutch –The Banana Peel! Stone Edge is screaming in pain and the fans are screaming for him to tap, they want a new Cruiserweight Champion! But somehow he manages to grab the bottom rope, and the referee breaks the hold, but Cong Man just pulls him back to the middle of the ring and goes for it again!
But Stone Edge counters with a modified Hip Toss, and then puts Congie into a painful Armbar! Congie leaps to his feet Rock-style and uses all his force to whip Stone Edge into the ropes, and he meets him with a big boot to the face! He then holds Stone Edge’s legs apart, and delivers the Banana Split! Stone Edge holds his groinal area in pain, as Cong Man brings not one, but two ladders into the ring, and sets them up!
Cong Man is about to climb one but Stone Edge (Jericho15) trips him up, and pummels him brutally! Stone Edge finally relinquishes and sees his opportunity, as he works his way up the ladder right underneath the belt! It’s a long way up, and Cong Man is stirring, he won’t have enough time! Stone Edge sees this a little over halfway up the ladder, and turns so that he is facing Cong Man…no way…LOW DOWN – WHAM! THE IMPACT ECHOED ALL AROUND THE ARENA!
Stone Edge jumps up and celebrates wildly, that was his trademark top rope finisher! This is met by raucous boos and jeers from the fans, but there’s no doubt, Stone Edge (Jericho15) has been very impressive so far! He’s still celebrating in the ring, why doesn’t he climb the ladder and grab the belt first? Finally he does so, but he climbs arrogantly, stopping at every rung to wave to the crowd…Cong Man is still motionless…
But wait, Cong Man just leapt to his feet! Wow! And now he’s dashing up the ladder, LOW BLOW TO STONE EDGE! Cong Man turns along with Stone Edge to face the ring, and then puts Stone Edge onto his shoulders…oh man…ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER – CRACK!!!! NO WAY, STONE EDGE’S FACE CRASHED AGAINST THE LADDER THAT WAS STANDING OPPOSITE HIM, BEFORE SMASHING INTO THE CANVAS BELOW! BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE!
This place has erupted, what an awesome and brutal maneuver by The Cong Man! He’s holding his back in pain at the impact though, and can’t take advantage, and somehow Stone Edge is conscious! I don’t think he can quite believe what just happened though!
Cong Man picks up Stone Edge, and…well, this is strange…he’s put the two ladders quite close together, and…he’s laying Stone Edge across the two ladders a couple of feet up! Stone Edge is hanging across the two ladders, stomach facing the canvas! And now Cong Man is climbing to the top, if he jumps and hits from here he could easily snap Stone Edge’s back in half! He’s gonna kill him! CONG MAN JUMPS, LOOKINF A FROG SPLASH!
BUT STONE EDGE (JERICHO15) SOMEHOW ESCAPES AND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY – WHAM! CONG MAN LITERALLY SMASHES INTO THE CANVAS, PROBABLY KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD! IF HE HAD ONLY GONE FOR THE BELT, HE’D BE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION BY NOW!
As both men struggle to their feet, we look up at the Cruiserweight belt that is still hanging from the ceiling…look how much it means to these men! Carnage has been wreaked out here tonight! And we’re not done yet, as Cong Man begins to climb one ladder and Stone climbs the other! On the way they continue to throw the odd punch, but their main concern here is just to reach the top! They’re both their, and desperately grabbing for the belt! STONE EGDE GRABS CONG MAN BY THE THROAT! HE’S GONNA GO FOR A MASSIVE CHOKESLAM!
Cong Man manages to counter with a kick to the gut, and another! The ladders are swinging from side to side perilously, and Cong Man is trying to bring Stone Edge across to his! This is insane! Cong Man succeeds, and he suddenly screams “CONGO BONGO BABY!” No way is he gonna go for the Congo Bongo, surely! But Stone Edge scampers to the other side of the ladder, and Cong Man follows! They’re chasing each-other round a ladder!
Finally they stop, and stare at each-other across the ladder…wait, Stone Edge is desperately kicking against the top rope…what’s he…he’s trying to force the ladder over! IT’S TOPPLING, WITH CONG MAN UNDERNEATH – CRASH!! THE LADDER SMASHES INTO THE CANVAS, AND CONG MAN TAKES THE FULL FORCE OF IT AS WELL AS STONE EDGE! THAT’S PROBABLY CAUSED INTERNAL DAMAGE!
Stone Edge (Jericho15) now warily picks up the lifeless Cong Man, and plants him with a devastating POWER STONE! This has gotta be all over! Stone Edge (Jericho15) slowly climbs the ladder and takes the belt, successfully defending his title to the crowd’s disgust!
He staggers backstage whilst officials help Cong Man – both men had many opportunities to win the match, and this could easily have gone either way, but it’s Stone Edge who has proved himself tonight on Eclipse.
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The winner of this match, and still SRW Cruiserweight Champion: Stone Edge (Jericho15)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
PS- This is a poor match, I know it is. I was a bit uninspired to be honest, and some parts of it are just stupid…but it’s late anyway, so here it is.
The Jackal (RM18) has been battered and bruised over recent weeks. At Spun Out, The Jackal made the last two, only to be eliminated by the quick thinking of Hawk. The Jackal was distraught from being so close and he needed a change. He decided to revert back to his Hardcore roots and prove his worth and maybe increase his stamina at the same time. The Jackal was involved in a close Hardcore unification match but Batista managed to come out on top but The Jackal refuses to give up.
Batista (Figo) has been looking pretty impressive as Hardcore champ but this is totally different to anything he has faced. Batista will go one on one with the Jackal in the first PPV of the year. This could go absolutely anywhere and it usually does.
The Jackal is seen sitting in a dark room.
“Get out! No cameras. I refuse to do any interviews but I will say this: Nothing will stop The Jackal swooping in and stealing the Hardcore title from the nose of Batista and I mean NOTHING!”
The Jackal pushes the camera crew out of the room.
Batista is walking in the back and spots Crash (Grandprix).
“I’m aware of your tactics, Crash. Don’t expect me to be anything less than destructive if you get in my way!”
Crash turns away; Batista walks away, WHAM! Crash hits Batista from behind! Batista seems rather unaffected by it! OOOH! Batista is just unloading on Crash! Batista is throwing Crash all over the place. How is that possible? Batista just stuffed Crash into a wheelie bin! CRASH HAS JUST BEEN THROWN DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS! Batista seems rather focused and strolls off.
Some contorted piano music plays and out walks The Jackal (RM18). His exploits in the Hell In A Cell match have won him a few friends and he’ll be the crowd favourite. Can he survive the brutality and walk out of this match as Hardcore Champion?
Batista’s music plays and out strolls Batista (Figo) to a cacophony of boos and jeers. He looks very confident as he stands outside the ring. Will Batista prove his domination as Hardcore champ with a solid victory over The Jackal?
The bell rings and this match is officially underway. Batista seems reluctant to enter the ring, as The Jackal just glares at him. Batista goes under the ring and grabs a chair. He stands on the apron but gets knocked off. The Jackal showed a lot of pace there, even though that isn’t his strength. Batista, thoughtlessly, dropped the chair in the ring. Batista gets up to see The Jackal in the ring with a chair in his hand. Batista seems less than impressed and backs away up the ramp. He’s had enough already! The crowd boo loudly.
Batista (Figo) is still walking up the ramp and The Jackal (RM18) is now following. Batista turns and runs! What a wimp! The Jackal calmly walks through the curtain… WHAM! Batista smacks a metal plate in the face of The Jackal! Batista drags The Jackal and throws him into a wall. Batista is now kicking The Jackal down the halls! The Jackal uses a nearby vending machine to pull himself up; Batista goes for a punch… The Jackal ducks and Batista punches the machine! Batista clutches his hand; The Jackal grabs the can that fell out of the machine… He just sprayed it in Batista’s face! He is a little disorientated, rollup by The Jackal! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! The Jackal doesn’t waste any time and rams Batista into the vending machine! The Jackal grabs the vending machine and DROPS IT ON BATISTA!!! NO!!! BATISTA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!! He could have been crushed! Batista flees into a nearby room; The Jackal is close behind, WHAM! Batista smashes the door in The Jackal’s face!
Batista (Figo) makes a hasty exit and it looks like he is heading for the stairs leading down to the car park! Batista wants out of this match! Batista is just about to go down the stairs; he is tripped by The Jackal (RM18)! Batista tumbles awkwardly down the stairs! The Jackal slides down the banisters and drops an elbow on Batista! THE JACKAL GOES FOR THE COVER!! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! I didn’t think Batista would kick out. It was a nasty fall. The Jackal has an evil look in his eye. The Jackal smashes into a nearby car, hotwires it and lines it up. He hits the accelerator… HE IS TRAVELLING RIGHT AT BATISTA!!! WHAM! The car rams into the wall! Did The Jackal run Batista down?
BATISTA HAD DIVED OUT OF THE WAY! The Jackal (RM18) steps out of the car holding his neck. Batista (Figo) explodes off the floor and clotheslines The Jackal down. Batista is looking around and spots the sunroof open on a bus. He begins to climb up on to the roof; Batista is on top of the bus… WHACK! The Jackal just appeared out of nowhere! The Jackal stands over Batista, he picks him up AND SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE SUNROOF!!
The Jackal shows no remorse as he looks down on Batista. The Jackal drops down and covers Batista! The ref isn’t counting! He can’t see Batista’s shoulders, as he isn’t in the bus because it’s locked! The Jackal looks out of the window and sees the ref. The Jackal curses his luck, grabs Batista AND THROWS HIM THROUGH A WINDOW!!! The Jackal is being ruthless and brutal!!
The Jackal (RM18) is trying to find a way out of the bus. He forces the door open but Batista (Figo) is gone! Batista is struggling to the outside of the arena! The Jackal follows him. It seems like Batista is busted open from the brutality. Batista makes it out into the middle of the street, causing a traffic jam. The Jackal stops Batista and starts unloading on him.
The Jackal has forced Batista across the street and they are now outside a row of houses. Batista is slumped up against a wall… WHAM! The Jackal just clotheslined Batista over the wall! The Jackal walks through the gateway… OOOH!! The gate swings shut with great force and smacks The Jackal in the legs! Batista appears and THROWS THE JACKAL THROUGH THE DOOR OF SOMEONES HOUSE!
Both The Jackal (RM18) and Batista (Figo) are down. The Jackal is in the house and is crawling into a room. Batista is struggling but has managed to get into the house. I wonder if anyone in the arena recognises the house… Anyway, moving on. The Jackal is hiding somewhere and it’s a perfect environment. The entire house is dark and Batista is struggling to see.
Batista is checking the rooms of the house carefully. He walks into a room… THE JACKAL FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOKE! BATISTA IS IN TROUBLE! Batista is on his knees and on the brink of losing his title! THE JACKAL BREAKS THE HOLD? The Jackal goes round and stares into his eyes, sets him up… THE JACKALKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!
NO!!! Batista (Figo) flips over, spins The Jackal (RM18) around… DEMON BOMB THROUGH A COFFEE TABLE!!! BATISTA JUST COLLAPSES ON THE JACKAL!!! 1… 2…
3!!!! BATISTA DEFENDS!! The Jackal is lying there motionless as Batista staggers to his feet. WHAT’S THIS? IT’S CRASH!! Crash (Grandprix) attacks from behind… SMASH!! Crash goes through a window! Batista takes a look at what he has caused and then stands over The Jackal. Batista is saying something to The Jackal…
“You are one crazy lunatic but I’ve proven myself. Stay out of my business or your next match will be your last!”
Batista leaves with the title in his hand.
WINNER: BATISTA (FIGO)
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ECLIPSE 02/03
After some verbal altercations, the action quickly became physical…
“The Hardys are about to speak, and…I don’t believe it, Rey (LL) is back on the top rope! What the hell is he doing!? MISSILE DROPKICK TO GRANDMASTER SEXAY (ANT)! AND EDGE (DW) BEGINS TO EXCHANGE PUNCHES WITH SCOTTY 2 HOTTY (STARLIGHT)! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE HERE ON ECLIPSE!
The arrival of Rosey and Jamal spiced up the proceedings…
The Hardys (Asher D and Grandprix) are standing by, watching bemusedly…but look, Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) are sneaking up behind them! No way…Rosey (Jericho15) grabs Matt (Asher) by the neck, AND LIFTS HIM INTO A REVERSE BRAINBUSTER TO THE OUTSIDE – WHAM! BRUTAL IMPACT!
CLANG!!! WE WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD FROM JAMAL (BAZZMAN)! Grandmaster Sexay (Ant) sees this, and hits a Running Dropkick, sending the chair smashing back into the face of Jamal! As Grandmaster taunts him while he’s down, Edge (DW) is getting up and sees his chance – SPEAR! NOW TOO COOL ARE DOWN!
Rey Mysterio (LL Cool TT) tries to catch Rosey (Jericho15) unawares with the West Coast Pop, but Rosey (Jericho15) just catches him, and PLANTS HIM WITH A CRASHING POWERSLAM! Edge (DW) then takes him down with a clothesline, and beckons for him to get up! He’s looking for The Edgecutioner!
But Jamal comes from behind, lifts Edge (DW) above his head in an amazing show of strength, AND TOSSES HIM ALL THE WAY OVER THE SECURITY BARRIER AND INTO THE CROWD! OH MAN!
Rosey and Jamal (Jericho15 and Bazzman) now stand in the ring, dazed but victorious in this all-out brawl between the 4 teams that will take place in the gauntlet match. They’re in the driving seat at the moment but anything can happen in SRW, so don’t miss Burnout to check out which team become the new no.1 contenders!
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As we stand, the rules have been changes a little somewhat from traditional Gauntlet Matches - now the rules are as follows; randomly drawn, two teams will enter, and once one member of either team is pinned, another team enters the fray, and another, until there are two left, and ultimately one victorious winner - the No.1 Contenders. The crowd don’t know whom to expect first, but one things for sure, whoever it is they are going to have a task on their hands…
*HARDY BOYS’ MUSIC HITS* - It’s Matt (Asher D) and Jeff Hardy (Grandprix) perhaps the favourites for this highly anticipated contest! They do their trademark er…(what do the Hardyz do there?) head nodding and arm waving, whipping the crowd into a frenzy! Jeff climbs to the turnbuckle and poses whilst Matt, looking slightly more focused, runs the ropes and seems mentally very prepared. Who will they face first…
FAT BOYS ARE BACK! Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal (Bazzman) enter the arena to seconds of jeers as they form the first pairing of the night! After facing the System Fighters a couple of weeks ago on Eclipse, and coming out on top last week, we know their pedigree, but they’re up against former champs the Hardyz! Something of a shock pairing, one of the favourites is going to be eliminated first here!
The Hardyz stand in the ring talking smack to Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal whilst they are …er…. eating snacks. Must be some protein bar or something….which Jamal throws at Jeff! Rosey grabs the legs of Matt and whips him from the ring, then starts laying into him with mounted punches! Now Jamal gets in the act, hitting some punches and ten head butting him to the ground! Matt clutches his face and calls for Jeff’s help, but before he can finish his is dragged right into the steel steps, a loud boom echoing around the arena. Matt is almost busted open, but here comes Jeff (Grandprix)…SPLASH OVER THE TOP ROPES ONTO ROSEY AND JAMAL!
Amazing athleticism… BUT THEY CATCH HIM IN MID AIR! UNBELIEVEABLE! Rosey and Jamal (Bazzman) are holding a surprised Jeff Hardy in mid-air, about to hit a fall-away suplex onto the ground… but MATT SWEEPS ROSEY’S LEG! ROSEY AND JAMAL COLLAPSE WITH JEFF ON TOP!!
Rosey collapses, bringing Jamal and more importantly Jeff down on top of them! Chaotic scenes here in this No.1 contenders match, the match hasn’t even officially started yet! Jeff and Matt (Asher D) clamber into the ring, Matt seems to have a little bleeding around his eyebrow, as Rosey and then Jamal enter the ring - the two sets of teams start laying into each other! The ref scrambles over to a brawling Jamal and Matt and separate them, pointing them into the ring posts - meanwhile, Rosey has gained the upper hand on Jeff, putting the boot into the chest cavity of a wincing Hardy. Matt holds his arm out in eagerness but Rosey continues to use his strength to dominate him. As Matt looks on, Rosey lifts Jeff and slams him into the mat with a brutalising power bomb!
Jeff (Grandprix) rolls in pain as he tries to get to Matt, but Rosey pulls him away and into his corner, where Jamal starts getting in some vicious punches, double teaming the hapless Hardy boy! Matt is gesturing wildly to the referee and tries to get in the ring himself, but the referee is stopping him! Eventually he rescinds and the ref gets back, then goes back to Matt again! Jamal drops off the apron and grabs a steel chair (!) as Rosey holds a dazed Jeff, primed for one helluva whupping with that devilish steel chair. The crowd are on their feet and jeer as Rosey (Jericho15) stands on the apron and lifts it high above his head….
BUT JEFF MOVES! CRAAAACK!!! Rosey clocks Jamal (Bazzman) with the steel chair! The crowd roar in enjoyment as Rosey is shocked, whilst Jamal dazed, turns into the… TWIST OF FATE! ROSEY IS DOWN! Matt screams for Jeff to pin, but as the crowd feed his madness, Jeff signals to the turnbuckle! He ascends to the top turnbuckle, does the signal…SENTO…NO!!
JAMAL CRACKS JEFF ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR! Jeff drops to the mat, and as Matt tries to stop him, Rosey blocks his path as Jamal drapes an arm over a fallen Jeff Hardy! The ref drops and slaps the mat…
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3!!!! THE HARDY BOYS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! WHAT A SHOCKER! Rosey runs in and tries to gee up a dazed Jamal whilst Matt runs in, laying the smack down on Rosey. TWIST OF FATE TO ROSEY! It is to avail, an act of revenge that draws cheers from the crowd, but is ultimately in vain as the Hardys have been eliminated in some shocking proceedings! What an explosive start to this match as the Hardys are escorted to the back, Matt looking concerned for his brother but not without a hint of anger over his inability to finish the match when he could. Meanwhile, Rosey and Jamal stagger to their feet, dazed but ready for their next opponents…
“YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME…” It’s Edge (DW) and Rey Mysterio (LL Cool T)! The crowd erupt at the sight of these firm fan favourites! Sprinting into the ring, Edge starts laying into Jamal whilst Rey Mysterio lets his presence be known with a flying clothesline to Rosey! Once more, the referee pulls Rey Mysterio and Rosey (Jericho15) away whilst Jamal and Edge start exchanging blows. Irish whip by Edge, back into Jamal… facebuster! Jamal reels back, and Edge quickly tags in Rey Mysterio to a huge pop! Rey gets in a couple of quick hits before whipping Jamal into the ropes again… flying head scissors! Spectacular move by the flying lucha libre superstar! He goes for the pin as the crowd roar in approval…
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SHOULDER UP!! Good strength and resilience by Jamal (Bazzman). Rey pumps up the crowd, enabling Jamal to tag in Rosey. Rey starts to work on Rosey but Rosey is able to overpower him and shoulder barges him to the mat. Rey is up quickly but Rosey , using the ropes for momentum, nearly takes Mysterio’s head off with a near-decapitating clothesline! Backbreaker to Rey Mysterio (LL Cool T), who clutches his lower back in agony as Rosey tosses him into the clothesline like a damn rag doll! Once into the corner, Rosey levels some hard-hitting chops across the chest of Rey Mysterio. Rosey goes to the other turnbuckle and motions to charge at Mysterio, but not before annoying the crowd no end! He charges at Rey Mysterio… BUT REY HIT’S A MAKESHIFT 6-1-9 AROUND THE TURNBUCKLE!
TREMENDOUS AGILITY! The crowd rise to their feet, giving a standing ovation to that fabulous makeshift move! As Rosey ran towards the turnbuckle, Rey shifted his body, up, through the ropes and round to kick Rosey into the turnbuckle, busting him open! Rosey is down as Rey goes for the pin…
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REY IS PULLED OFF BY JAMAL! Edge (DW) steps in to a great reception! Left hand to Jamal! Right Hand! Fast flurry of punches, as Rey gets up and Rosey is still down. Edge steps back and charges at Jamal…BUT SPEARS REY MYSTERIO BY ACCIDENT!! This time Jamal causes a mistake rather then being the recipient of it! Edge looks shocked as Rey is down and Jamal uses this slight distraction to hit a quick and powerful DDT!!
He now goes for the pin, and he’s using his ropes for leverage!!!!
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3!!!!!!! REY MYSTERIO AND EDGE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! You have to admire Rosey and Jamal for the way they’re still in this, but using the ropes - that’s cheating in my book! Rosey is still damn near out from that 619 and Jamal isn’t in the best of shape, but they’re still in with a shot! Let’s just recap here - favourites the Hardys were eliminated after Jeff wasted an opportunity to pin, opting for the high-risk manoeuvre, which didn’t pay off. Further shocking this sell-out crowd, Rosey and Jamal then contrived to eliminate Rey and Edge, albeit with cheating and a mistake by Edge! Can they possibly survive a third team, which we all know is, and become No. 1 Contenders? Let’s fi…
“BANGING IT! BANGING IT!” Here comes Too Cool (Ant and Starlight)! Fresh in the knowledge that the bodies of Rosey and Jamal have been ravaged by two encounters already, dance and twirl their way down the ring to a great reception! Scotty 2 Hotty is up first against a slightly recovered Rosey , and quickly gains the upper hand. S2H (Ant) gets in some punches and tries to suplex Rosey, but can’t get enough leverage to do it, so he tags in Grandmaster Sexay and they hit a double suplex on Rosey! That move garnered a great reception. GMS and S2H pick up Rosey (Jericho15), and whip him into the ropes… but Rosey responds to with a double clothesline! Wait… what’s this! A small portion of the crowd cheered, could Rosey and Jamal (Bazzman) really pull it off!
WHAT? EDGE (DW) IS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HAND, LOOKING SERIOUSLY MAD!
Neither team knows it! S2H and Rosey are exchanging punches, but Rosey gains the advantage and hit’s a scoop slam on Scotty 2 Hotty! Grandmaster (Starlight) uses this as an opportunity to get in quick punches, but Jamal runs in and clothesline him out of the ring, his momentum taking them both out of the ring! All hell is breaking loose here on Burnout! Rosey goes to Grandmaster, could he get the pin… but Edge slides in to the surprise of Rosey!! CRACK!!!! EDGE TAKES HIM OUT AND LEAVES! The crowd goes mad! Scotty 2 Hotty gets up dazed, but sees Rosey on the floor! The crowd cheer as S2H takes of his hat, we know what’s coming next!
W….O….R….M!!!
OOH! OOH! OOH! BAM!! The crowd chant in unison as Scotty (Ant) connects! With the help of Edge and after hardly exerting himself at all, Scotty hooks the leg!
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3!!!!! TOO COOL ARE THE NO. 1 CONTENDERS!! What a match! Jamal (Bazzman) and GMS (Starlight) are still tangled on the outside, a seriously pis*ed Edge looks on, vindicated in part, whilst Rosey is flat out! You have to admire the efforts of Rosey and Jamal in lasting so long, but the fact is Too Cool are No. 1 Contenders! But with still a few weeks to go to the actual Title Match, things could change - Three Minute Warning will feel particularly aggrieved and may request a rematch, and though winning, Too Cool, perhaps getting off a little lightly, may find themselves confronted by Edge (DW) over his involvement and the possibility of repaying him…with a rematch! And what of the Hardys, pre-match favourites? Find out all this and more next week on SRW Eclipse!
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Hawk (AfroJoe) and Scotty Dogg (Figo) used to be great friends…they were both fan favourites, and members of the famous Animalz Of Doom faction led by The Cong Man. But when Hawk (AfroJoe) saw his chance at CAW World Title glory, he changed. He ditched his fans, his friends and Scotty Dogg (Figo.) It all began a couple of weeks before Spun Out, when Reaver (Ant) and Grandprix pulled out a shock win against the two of them…
“Hawk is glaring at Scotty, then jumps in-between the ropes and stares him down! Cong Man tries to appease Hawk but he certainly didn’t want to be on the losing side! Hawk is seriously annoyed at Scotty Dogg for that mistake costing them the match. He turns… AND HITS SCOTTY DOGG! And just a few minutes later…
Scotty finally wrangles free, but not after serious damage has impacted on his neck. Hawk climbs the table as the noise from the crowd rises! We know what’s coming next, and Cong Man seems helpless to prevent it… HAWK SCREWDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!! The table shatters under the impact! Hawk (AJ) leaves a broken STD on the floor amongst the rubble.”
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The feud continued at Spun Out, where the two of them took each-other on in a short but brutal HardCAW Title bout…
“Hawk now has Scotty in a prime position and catapults Scotty into the ladder. Scotty looks totally out of it. Hawk heads up the ladder. He’s going to finish this right now! HE’S GOING FOR THE ELBOW DROP! NOOOOOO!!! SCOTTY KICKED THE LEG OF THE LADDER AND HAWK FALLS OFF THE STAGE TO THE CONCRETE BELOW! The ref is checking on Hawk! This has gone too far!”
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Later on that night was the awesome 6-Man Hell In A Cell match…
“SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) ATTACKS HAWK (AFROJOE)! THE MATCH HAS BEGUN, AND THE CROWD SHOW THEIR DELIGHT WITH A HUGE RECEPTION!
Scotty Dogg is livid after what Hawk has done to him recently, and this is proved as he literally spears Hawk to the ground and barrages him with constant right and left hands to the face! Hawk tries to squirm free but it's no use as Scotty begins to choke him!”
“Hawk (AfroJoe) is on fire here as he brings a beaten Scotty Dogg (Figo) to the outside of the ring, and rubs his face in the side of the cell maliciously! That mesh will cut skin easily, and Scotty Dogg (Figo) is cut open already!”
“SD attempts to smash Hawk with the chair but Hawk catches the chair, kicks STD in the stomach forcing him to loose hold of the weapon, he takes hold and WHACK!! OH NO!! Straight across the forehead and SD falls back down.”
“…but Scotty low blows the Jackal. WAIT! THE 2X4 LANDS ACROSS THE EYES OF SCOTTY!! Both men crumple in a heap as the referee slowly gets up, but to GRANDPRIX'S DISDAIN, HAWK SLIDES IN AND PLACES THE JACKAL ON TOP OF SCOTTY!! The ref counts! 1... 2… 3!!!!!!!!!! DAMN! SCOTTY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE JACKAL, WHO DOESN'T EVEN
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT! HAWK IS STILL PROVING TO BE THE THORN IN SCOTTY
DOGG'S SIDE!”
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Hawk (AfroJoe) went onto win the match and become the new CAW World Champion…but this was just the beginning of the feud between these two supposed Animalz members, as Scotty found out next week at Eclipse during a promo…
“BUT LOOK WHOS IN THE RING!! ITS HAWK DAMMIT AND BEGINS TO BRAWL WITH SCOTTY, PUNCH FOR PUNCH AS THE TWO GO AT IT, WITH NOT ANY OF THEM SHOWING SIGNS OF BACKING DOWN!”
“Back with Hawk and Scotty, we are now in the parking lot where Scotty is scurrying away with Hawk following close behind. Hawk grabs Scotty and goes to slam his head on the car bonnet, but Scotty reverses it and slams Hawk face first into car bonnet! Scotty shoves him onto the bonnet and he follows up, AND HE SHOVES HAWK UNDERNEATH HIS ARM…NO, NO, NO…DOG BOTTOM! DOG BOTTOM ONTO THE CAR BONNET! SCOTTY JUST DRILLED THE CAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
"YOU SCREWED ME OUT OF THE CAW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, AND IM GONNA SCREW YOU OUT OF EVERY MATCH YOU HAVE UNTIL I GET A SHOT AT THE CAW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!"
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And finally, with both guys knowing they would face each-other here at Burnout, the two were forced to team up against debutants Team Angle (DW and DW)…
“Wait…someone’s crawling out from underneath the ring…it’s Hawk (AfroJoe), and he’s got a steel chair! He sneaks up behind him, the crowd screaming, but it’s too late surely…CLANG!!! OH MAN, WHAT A BRUTAL SHOT TO THE HEAD! SCOTTY DOGG IS DOWN! Amazingly, Scotty has staggered back to his feet, but Hawk has got his World Title now…AND HE RAMS IT INTO THE FOREHEAD OF SCOTTY, WHO’S SPLIT WIDE OPEN! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING, I THOUGHT HE WANTED TO WIN THE MATCH!?”
“THREE! Scotty Dogg (Figo) wins it for Da Animalz! He celebrates to the cheering crowd for a moment, before turning to Hawk (AJ), who is trying to crawl out of the ring. Scotty looks livid, and he delivers a brutal kick to the midsection! Hawk (AJ) falls to the outside, holds his side for a moment before a look of rage comes across his face…he leaps to his feet and slides into the ring, and the two men exchange right-hands! Scotty whips Hawk into the ropes but Hawk ducks, bounces off the opposite ropes and looks for a clothesline, but Scotty rolls away, and Hawk once again catapults off the ropes into the SCOTT BOTTOM – WHAM! WHAT IMPACT! Scotty (Figo) stands over Hawk (AfroJoe) for a moment, and then fetches the CAW World Title. He lifts it above his head to a huge roar, before leaving it draped across the fallen Hawk…will that be the scene we see in a few days time at Burnout?”
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“WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?” And finally the time has arrived, the sell-out audience here at SR Towers is on its feet as the challenger for the CAW World Championship runs out onto entrance ramp, it’s Scotty Dogg (Figo)! A massive roar goes up, this guy could be the most popular wrestler in SRW! He shows his appreciation for all the support and basks in it for a moment, before sprinting to the ring and celebrating on the top rope. But then it’s down to business, as he leans against the ropes, readying himself for a match he’s wanted for months…
(Hawk’s music hits) The cheers quickly turn to deafening boos, because here comes the CAW WORLD CHAMPION, HAWK AFROJOE)! This man proved his worth during the Hell In A Cell Match back in December where he became Champion for the first time, and has yet to lose since then…but that could all change tonight, as could the title. He looks extremely determined, calmly walking to the ring, his eyes fixed on the challenger.
Cameras flash as he holds his belt aloft for possibly the last time, before referee Jacqueline (Larrykins) takes the belt from him and signifies that it is on the line. Scotty Dogg flexes and stretches, whilst Hawk just stands there…and at 6.8ft, he looks like a bit of a giant compared to the 5.9 of Scotty Dogg…and remember, Hawk weighs around 90lbs more. But that won’t deter Scotty (Figo), he’ll be wanting to use his speed…and the bout is finally about to begin, the crowd are all standing in anticipation.
DING DING!
“SCOTTY! SCOTTY! SCOTTY!” The fans getting behind Scotty Dogg (Figo) as these two heated rivals circle each-other in the ring, neither wanting to make the first move…Scotty darts in looking for the early advantage, but Hawk literally just shoves him over. Scotty is straight back up, and this time Hawk looks to pounce, but Scotty rolls underneath him, and begins to deliver right-hands to the champion!
Scotty Dogg whips Hawk into the ropes and takes him down with an athletic Dropkick! That won’t keep Hawk down though, who is up and looking for a clothesline – but Scotty ducks it again and nails another Dropkick! Hawk gets to his feet a little slower this time, but incensed at what has happened so far…he steams toward Scotty, who quickly drops to his stomach, and then as Hawk bounces back off the ropes Scotty hits a third Drop – but no, Hawk (AfroJoe) stops himself and Scotty landed painfully on his back!
Hawk (AfroJoe) wastes no time, dropping a leg into the neck of the challenger, and then mercilessly choking him before the ref utilises her count. Hawk whips Scotty into the ropes and brings him crashing back down again with a POWERSLAM! Vicious stomping forces Scotty to the outside, but Hawk isn’t gonna let him recuperate, as he shows amazing agility to catapulting himself out of the ring and straight into Scotty – Flying Crossbody!
Hawk (AfroJoe) leans Scotty (Figo) against the security barrier and begins to pummel away intensely, you can see the hatred in his eyes! Scotty is finally allowed to stagger out, but Hawk spears him straight back into it! Scotty falls to his knees, winded, and Hawk delivers a devilish Dropkick right to the jaw!
Hawk (AfroJoe) throws Scotty (Figo) back into the ring before the Count Out, and then looks for a cover – but decides against it. Instead, he slowly but surely climbs to the second rope, and stands above the fallen challenger. He signals to the crowd who boo in response, before leaping, nailing a brutal ELBOW DROP – WHAM! Now he goes for the cover, 1…
And an early kick-out from Scotty, despite the powerful Elbow Drop, maybe next time Hawk will attempt it from the top rope. Scotty is still in big trouble though as Hawk sets him up for what looks like a Sit-Down Powerbomb…he lifts him onto his shoulders, but Scotty slides off and shoves Hawk into the ropes and bends over looking for the Back Body Drop – but Hawk has it scouted and he just stops, kicks Scotty in the gut, lifts him onto his shoulders and delivers an awesome SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB!
Scotty (Figo) sits up in shock, AND HAWK (AFROJOE) SPITS AT HIM! The fans are booing and jeering madly, and some stupid cow (Ant’s work experience boss) is desperately trying to get into the ring to punish Hawk! She manages to escape the guards, sprints into the ring and slaps Hawk! Hawk stares at her in shock, and then grabs her by the throat…CHOKESLAM – WHAM! You can see Ant cheering wildly in the crowd!
Scotty (Figo) has used this to his advantage, and now he stalks Hawk (AfroJoe), and the fans know what’s coming…Hawk turns into the SCOTT BOT- Hawk reverses with some elbows to the head, a kick to the gut, and follows it up with a huge BRAINBUSTER! This is why Hawk (AfroJoe) is the CAW World Champion, he’s dominating here!
This is SRW Burnout everybody, and right now we’re in the middle of a hate-driven CAW World Championship bout as the challenger Scotty Dogg (Figo) desperately tries to fight back with some weak right-hands, but Champion Hawk (AfroJoe) just retaliates with a massive clothesline, before throwing Scotty out of the ring.
Hawk is soon to join him out there, grabbing him by the head and sending him flying head-first into the steel steps – CRASH!! WHAT IMPACT, THE STAIRS HAVE GONE FLYING, JUST LIKE SCOTTY’S HOPES OF CAW TITLE GOLD! Hawk (AfroJoe) laughs dementedly, he doesn’t care, he wants to make sure Scotty can never compete again! He takes him by the head again and literally tosses him over the Announcer’s Table.
Hawk slides into the ring and out again to break the count, before methodically picking Scotty up, delivering more right-hands, and then lying him on the Announcer’s Table. Hawk climbs up there with him, and puts the struggling challenger between his legs…he lifts him above his head, and plants him with a – but wait, Scotty just slid off his back and he’s behind a shocked Hawk now, and he grabs him round the head, AND DELIVERS A REVERSE DDT **THROUGH** THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE – SMASH!!!! OH MAN, THAT’S PROBABLY KNOCKED HIM OUT! THE WHOLE ARENA JUST ERUPTED!
Both men are down as we check out those action replays…you can see Scotty slide off at the vital moment, keeping his balance on the table, and then hooking his arm round the neck of Hawk – the Reverse DDT position, very reminiscent of Christian (Grandprix)’s trademark move. Unfortunately for Hawk, there was no canvas to land on…just table.
Jacqueline (Larrykins) is reluctantly using her 10-count, but somehow Scotty Dogg (Figo) has staggered up to the crowd’s delight, and he’s dragging Hawk (AfroJoe) back into the ring! He hooks the leg! 1…
2…
And Hawk (AfroJoe) powers out at the last minute, what resilience from the champ!
Scotty (Figo) is wasting no time, and he whips Hawk (AfroJoe) into the ropes, before planting him with THE STRIKE! Hawk groggily gets back to his feet, only to be taken down once again with a Snap Suplex! Now Scotty is signalling to the crowd, with the recent heel turn of SRW Champion RVD (AfroJoe), the fans are delighted to see their favourite CAW as he hits the Rolling Thunder – WHAM! Great impact!
Scotty Dogg then heads to where he probably feels most comfortable – the top rope! MISSILE DROPKICK CONNECTS! Hawk (AfroJoe) is in trouble for the first time as Scotty continues to use his trademark moves - Belly-To-Belly Suplex! Hawk crashes to the mat and holds his back, he’s really struggling here! Scotty picks him up once again, gets him in a waist-lock, and plants him with a Release German Suplex – WHAM! HAWK LANDED ON HIS HEAD! Scotty follows up with a lateral press, 1…2…
And the shoulder up, Hawk (AJ) isn’t done yet. Scotty is about to continue the beating, but he’s noticed something…someone is walking down the ramp…it’s THE CONG MAN! The fans are screaming in delight, the Cong Man’s been pretty involved in Burnout already! He’s been attacked from behind with a chair by Stone Edge (Jericho15), whom he has a ladder match with later, and he’s also been dealt a beating by the insane RawIsAndy (Starlight), so now what’s he doing?
He’s walking very slowly, no determinable emotion etched on his face…he is of course the leader of Da Animalz Of Doom, and lately he has been trying to resurrect the friendship between Hawk and Scotty Dogg…obviously it hasn’t work, so what has he got planned tonight? Maybe he just wants to watch…well, apparently that’s the case as he stands outside the ring, and signals for Scotty to continue.
It’s too late though, as Hawk rolls him up! 1…early kick-out, and both men are up once again, exchanging right-hands! Hawk whips Scotty into the ropes and smashes his boot into the face of the oncoming Scotty, before picking him up and planting him with an Overhead Suplex. Hawk (AfroJoe) is seething after the beating Scotty has given him over the past few minutes, and now he’s headed to the outside…he picks up a steel chair, what does he think he’s doing, he’ll be disqualified?
He steps into the ring and stalks Scotty with the chair…he staggers up, turns, and CLANG!! – HE HIT JACQUELINE (LARRYKINS) WITH IT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT? HE WAS ABOUT TO HIT SCOTTY, AND THEN JUST TURNED AND HIM JACKIE WITH IT!
Hawk (AfroJoe) should be disqualified, but there’s no one to disqualify him! He then strikes Scotty in the stomach with the chair, before lifting it high above his head and CLANG! SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD – THAT ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Cong Man is in shock as Hawk (AfroJoe) goes to the outside again, this time looking under the ring…oh man, look what he’s holding…IT’S A KENDO STICK COVERED WITH BARBED WIRE! He laughs as he rolls back into the ring, where Scotty (Figo) is holding himself up on the ropes on the other side of the ring…I don’t think he’s aware of what Hawk is holding!
Cong Man has seen enough and he jumps onto the apron behind Scotty to try and save him, just as Hawk steams in with the barbed wire kendo stick! He swings, and Scotty ducks it, BUT HE HITS CONG MAN INSTEAD!!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT, CONG MAN GOES FLYING OFF THE APRON AND CRASHES INTO THE SECURITY BARRIER! HIS FACE IS CUT WIDE OPEN!
Hawk (AfroJoe) is staring in shock, he didn’t mean for that to happen! He drops the barbed wire kendo stick, but continues to stare…that was his tag team partner! And look, Scotty’s standing, flexed, behind him! Hawk has no idea! Hawk shakes his head, and turns, straight into the SCOTT BOTTOM!!! THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY, HUGE IMPACT FROM SCOTTY DOGG! HE HOOKS THE LEG, AND JACKIE (LARRYKINS) MANAGES TO MAKE THE COUNT!
ONE…
TWO…
KICK-OUT! Amazing stuff!
It’s carnage here at Burnout – Jackie (Larrykins) despite making that slow count still looks totally out of it from that chairshot, Cong Man is leaning on the security barrier with blood pouring down his face, Hawk (AfroJoe) is trying to regain his sense from that Scott Bottom and Scotty Dogg (Figo) can’t believe he’s not the CAW World Champion yet!
Scotty Dogg viciously stomps away on the champion, and then points to the top rope! He leaps up there, and looks down at his opponent, before signalling to the fans! He jumps high into the air, looking for an awesome CRAZYSAULT – BUT HAWK SCAMPERS OUTTA THE WAY AND SCOTTY UNINTENTIONALLY LANDS ON THE BARBED WIRE KENDO STICK!! HOW DID THAT GET THERE!?
Watching an action replay we can see that Hawk pulled it towards him whilst Scotty was signalling to the crowd, and Scotty’s chest and stomach are now bloodied – he looks lifeless! Hawk (AfroJoe) makes a cover and screams at the struggling Jackie (Larrykins) to make the count!
ONE!
TWO!
SHOULDER UP! WILL THIS MATCH EVER END!? HOW FAR WILL THESE TWO MEN GO TO BE THE CAW WORLD CHAMPION!
Hawk (AfroJoe) and now he goes to the top rope to finish this himself, he’s looking for his trademark Elbow Drop! But Cong Man is up, and he shoves Hawk off the top rope, and Hawk smashes into the security barrier in the outside! But now here comes the man Congie will face later, it’s Stone Edge (Jericho15)!
Stone Edge sneaks up behind him, and delivers a Reverse Neckbreaker on the outside!
Meanwhile to the crowd’s delight, Scotty Dogg (Figo) has rolled Hawk (AfroJoe) back into the ring, and is on the top rope! CCCRRRAAAZZZYYYSSSAAAUUULLLTTT – WHAM! MAJOR HANG TIME, AND TREMENDOUS IMPACT! HOOK OF THE LEG!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
AND STONE EDGE (JERICHO15) PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING! WHY THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!?
He’s screaming at the struggling Cong Man, “yeah, how’d you like that! I just cost your little buddy the title, you punk!” The crowd are so incensed that they’re throwing things at the Cruiserweight Champion!
Scotty Dogg (Figo) is on the apron! ASAI MOONSAULT TO STONE EDGE! THIS IS CHAOS!
Scotty Dogg screams at Stone Edge as he gets back into the ring, before turning back to Hawk (AfroJoe), who is crouched down and trying to recover from that Crazysault. Scotty goes to pick him up, but Hawk (AfroJoe) nails a kick to the gut from no where, AND THE HAWK SCREWDRIVER – WHAM! HAWK NAILS HIS AWESOME FINISHER FROM NO WHERE!
ONE!
TWO!
THREEEEEE! HAWK (AFROJOE) HAS DONE IT! HAWK (AFROJOE) IS STILL THE CAW WORLD CHAMPION!
To be honest, this match could’ve gone either way – Cong Man almost helped Scotty to win the title, and in the end Stone Edge helped Hawk to win it. These two feuds boiled over during the match, Hawk (AJ) and Scotty (Figo) letting out all their anger and frustration out on each-other, and I for one can’t wait to see the Cruiser Title Ladder match later!
But for the moment, Hawk (AfroJoe) is the only man standing! He’s battered and bruised, but he’s holding his own CAW World Title above his head in celebration of beating his worst rival Scotty Dogg (Figo). There’s no doubt Scotty will be back, but it’s Hawk who wins this bout, and it’s Hawk (AfroJoe) who is still the CAW World Champion…
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The winner of this match, and still CAW World Champion: Hawk (AfroJoe)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
In the past couple of weeks since entering SRW, Havoc has been on a mad rampage, taking out such wrestlers as Hawk, Scotty Dogg, and just basically everyone that's gotten in his way. He's worked his way into this match using his brute force and sheer power, and I'm sure Admiral Ape is going to have a hard time controlling him in his first official match here tonight.
Admiral Ape scored a victory a couple of nights ago on Eclipse in a Triple Threat match against Cong Man and RawIsAndy (Starlight) to earn his place in this match at Burnout. Since arriving in SRW, Admiral Ape has won 3 matches and lost none, proving that he is a great competitor, especially with the crowd behind him. This should be a great match!
The Bongos start beating and the fans rise to their feet - IT'S ADMIRAL APE! Admiral Ape (Asher D) runs out from under the TitanTron onto the stage to a massive reaction from the crowd here at SRW Burnout. "From the vast Jungle of Belbooza, Colchester, weighing in at 275lbs, ADMIRAAAL... AAAPE!" Admiral Ape runs down to ringside and slides into the ring before leaping up onto the second rope and celbrating to the crowd. This crowd are going to give Admiral Ape a lot of support tonight against this beast that is Havoc.
And speaking of Havoc, the arena suddenly falls dark, and an orange light can be seen flickering at the top of the ramp. "The End Is Near!" blasts out across the arena, as Havoc (Hercules) calmly walks out from under the TitanTron, to a tidal wave of boos. "From St.Helens, England, weighing in at 315lbs, HAVOC!" Havoc walks slowly down the ramp, smiling as he looks at all the fans on their feet booing him down to ringside. Havoc walks up the stairs and climbs into he ring, keeping his eyes locked on Admiral Ape.
DING DING DING!
Admiral Ape beings to jump about on the spot, seemingly to annoy Havoc, and it seems to be working. Havoc makes his move towards Admiral Ape, but AA ducks under his arm and runs round behind him. Havoc turns around, and attempts to grab AA around the neck, but again Admiral Ape dances away from him. Havoc his getting frustrated here, so early on in the match. This time he runs at AA attempting a Clothesline, and AA ducks under this, but Havo was expecting that, and he knew just what to do - WHAM! Superkick right to Admiral Ape when he was least expecting it. Advantage, Havoc.
Havoc begins to stomp away on Admiral Ape, stomping him towards the corner of the ring. There, he uses the ropes to keep his balance while standing on Admiral Ape's neck. The referee soon pulls Havoc off though. Havoc then picks Admiral Ape up, throws him off the ropes, and delivers a Shoulder Block to AA! AA jumps back to his feet, but Havoc immediately flattens him again with a Clothesline! Havoc then picks Admiral Ape up once again, BEFORE SLAMMING HIM BACK INTO THE MAT WITH A POWERSLAM! Havoc goes for the cover. 1, 2, and a kickout right on two from Admiral Ape.
Havoc picks up Admiral Ape again, and throws him off the ropes, and as AA is returning, Havoc ducks down, ready to deliver a Big Back Body Drop, but AA stops right in front of him, AND KNEES HIM IN THE FACE! OUCH! Admiral Ape then Dropkicks Havoc right between the eyes, knocking him to the mat for the first time in this match. Admiral Ape now begins to taunt Havoc to his feet, and as Havoc is getting back to his feet, Admiral Ape runs off the ropes, AND SMASHES RIGHT THROUGH HAVOC WITH A FLYING KICK! Havoc falls backwards onto the ropes, before sinking into the mat.
Admiral Ape picks Havoc up right away though, not giving him any time to regain some strength, and throws Havoc into the corner. What's AA doing here now??? He's just put Havoc in the Tree Of Woe! AA moves backwards into the opposite corner, and runs at Havoc, BASEBALL SLIDING RIGHT INTO HAVOC'S FACE! "OOOOOOH!" the crowd shout after that move, and no wonder - that was just plain vicious! Admiral Ape goes for the cover on Havoc - 1, 2, and this time it's Havoc who kicks out right on two.
Admiral Ape, unhappy that he didn't get the result there, is not heading to the top rope - what's he doing here, I wonder? The crowd are on their feet though, as it looks like he's going to attempt the Monkey Swing! Havoc is now getting to his feet, and Admiral Ape is taunting him - and yes, HE JUMPS, DELIVERING THE MONKEY SWING! But wait a minute! HAVOC CAUGHT HIM! HAVOC CAUGHT ADMIRAL APE IN MID-AIR - AND HE TURNS IT INTO A ... CAPTURE SUPLEX! WHAM! INCREDIBLE STUFF FROM HAVOC! How he did that, nobody knows. Cover by Havoc - 1, 2, th.. no, kickout from Admiral Ape before the three count!
Havoc is getting back to his feet now, and he jumps out of the ring. The ref is checking on Admiral Ape, as Havoc picks up a chair, slides back into the ring, AND CRACKS THE REFEREE OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR! What the hell is Havoc playing at?! The referee is out cold! Havoc then throws Admiral Ape out of the ring, and climbs out after. He's taking AA up the ramp, for some reason or other, all the way up to the top of the ramp. He throws Admiral Ape into a huge metal bar which is part of the massive TitanTron here on SRW Burnout! Admiral Ape falls to the ground, but he is picked up again right away by Havoc. Havoc is setting AA up for a Suplex on the stage here - CLANK! He just hit a Suplex on Admiral Ape on the stage!
And now what is Havoc doing? He's signalling towards the pile of tables that are sitting about 6 feet below the stage, and I think he's planning on throwing Admiral Ape off the stage here! He takes Admiral Ape to the edge of the stage and lifts him above his head. HE GETS ADMIRAL APE IN THE BODY PRESS POSITION ABOVE HIS HEAD! But he's not throwing Admiral Ape off the stage - he pushes him up as far as his arms can stretch, and then brings him back down to the original height for the Body Press, lifts him up, brings him back down, up, down - WHAT STRENGTH FROM HAVOC HERE! AMAZING!
And now what his he doing? He's got an evil grin on his face, and he's now staring down at the tables below... BUT WAIT A MINUTE! ADMIRAL APE JUST SQUIRMED OUT OF THE BODY PRESS, AND PUSHED HAVOC... but he's not fallen - he's trying to steady himself at the edge of the stage here, but he's not fallen - so Admiral Ape runs at Havoc, BUT HAVOC DELIVERS A BIG BACK BODY DROP AND ADMIRAL APE GOES FLYING OFF THE STAGE THROUGH 4 TABLES 6 FEET BELOW - AND HE MUST'VE BEEN CATAPULTED AT LEAST 6 FEET IN THE AIR AS WELL! Admiral Ape is completely knocked out cold! The crowd are all booing Havoc here, but he doesn't seem to care...
Havoc is climbing down off the stage down to this lower area here, where Admiral Ape lies in a crumpled heap. Havoc picks him up, and begins to carry him back towards the ring. Havoc drags Admiral Ape back down the ramp to the ringside area, picks him up, and slides him back into the ring. Admiral Ape lies almost motionless, while Havoc attempts to wake the referee up. Havoc is slapping the referee about here, and just doing anything to wake him. Finally the ref is showing some life - he doesn't seem to know that it was Havoc who hit him either. Havoc goes for the cover on Admiral Ape. It's got to be over here.
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thr... NO! KICKOUT FROM ADMIRAL APE! How the hell did he kick out of that one??? Havoc looks shocked! He picks up Admiral Ape and is now setting him up for The Pain - he's got AA up on his shoulders!... but AA gets out of it, shoves Havoc onto the ropes and as Havoc is returning, ADMIRAL APE FLATTENS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT! Admiral Ape is clutching his ribs, and he may well have some internal injuries, but he's sure as hell showing a great amount of resilience.
He picks up Havoc, and plants him with a Suplex! He then picks up Havoc again right away, and this time he hits Havoc with a Powerslam. This time he begins to taunt Havoc, and he's letting the big man get to his feet all by himself. Havoc is getting up using the ropes to help him, and as he turns around, HE WALKS RIGHT INTO THE BANANA PEEL! WHAM! ADMIRAL APE JUST HIT THE BANANA PEEL ON HAVOC! He goes for the cover - 1, 2, and oh I don't believe it! Havoc kicked out before the count of 3! WHAT A MATCH!
Admiral Ape is now the one looking shocked, but soon enough he is back on his feet and taunting Havoc again - I think he's going for het another Banana Peel... Havoc turns around, and yes, Admiral Ape goes for the Banana Peel, but before it can be completed on him, Havoc shoves Admiral Ape away, and as AA returns, HAVOC HITS HIM WITH A STRONG LARIAT! Havoc looks to be back in control of this match, and now it's him doing the taunting.
Admiral Ape is slowly getting to his feet now, and Havoc looks to have planned his next move out perfectly. Admiral Ape turns around, AND HAVOC PUTS HIM IN A BEARHUG! This should be it now - Havoc is squeezing the life out of Admiral Ape. The ref is asking AA if he is giving up, but he continuously refusing to give in. But now it looks as if he's just faded away again. The referee picks up his arm, and it drops once - he picks it up again, and it drops a second time - the referee picks up Admiral Ape's arm for what could be the last time, and drops it, BUT ADMIRAL APE KEEPS HIS ARM UP!
Admiral Ape is now battling out of this Bearhug - he's showing great strength, resilience and bravery as he battles out of this Bearhug! He finally gets Havoc to drop him, and as soon as Havoc drops him, ADMIRAL APE BEGINS THE FUNK MONK PUNCH! He beats his own chest, before he starts beating on Havoc's! Havoc falls to the ground and Admiral Ape continues to beat on his chest. It's a submission manoeuvre like no other, and Havoc just may give in to it, but Havoc manages to make it to the ropes and hauls himself out of the ring.
Admiral Ape is right on Havoc's trail though, but as AA slides out of the ring, Havoc slides back in, and as AA re-enters, HAVOC TAKES HIM OUT WITH ANOTHER STRONG LARIAT! Havoc is now taunting Admiral Ape once again, and also once again, the Ape is using the ropes as leveridge - Havoc is waiting, ready to pounce, but Admiral Ape expects this, and as he turns around, he ducks quickly out of Havoc's way, and takes him down with a Fireman's Carry! Admiral Ape now begins to stomp on Havoc again, stomping him into the corner, before choking Havoc with his boot under the bottom rope. The referee pulls Admiral Ape away though, and this gives Havoc some time to recuperate.
Havoc is back on his feet, and finally the referee lets Admiral Ape go again, but as Admiral Ape is heading back towards Havoc, Havoc hits him with a Dropkick to the face! Incredible stuff, here! Havoc, instead of waiting this time, picks up Admiral Ape by himself, turns AA around, AND LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, BEFORE PLATING HIM WITH THE PAIN! Surely this one is over now.
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DING DING DING!
Havoc is on his way to facing either Hawk or Scotty Dogg next week on Burnout!
Thanks for tuning in to Havoc (Hercules) vs Admiral Ape (Asher D) and I hope you enjoyed the match.
WINNER: HAVOC (HERCULES)
LOSER: ADMIRAL APE (ASHER D)
AJ.
Hello and Welcome to our PPV extravaganza SRW Burnout!!!! Burnout is brought to you here live from the sold out crowd here in the NEC arena in Birmingham! Its looks as if our first match is about to start, but first lets look at some of the events that have led to this match, take a look…
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It all kicked off when a Grudge match between The Elements Vs The System Fighters was assigned on SRW Eclipse 2 weeks ago….
Jetster climbs into the ring silently with his chair, and sneaks up behind Grandprix, BEFORE SMACKING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH IT! He is now taunting Grandprix with the chair, and suddenly the crowd start to cheer! Jetster looks confused - are they cheering him? NOPE, BECAUSE HERE COMES CONG MAN! THE CONG MAN IS SPRINTING DOWN TO RINGSIDE! He slides into the ring, and grabs the chair off Jetster quickly, before smacking him right between the eyes with it. He's now taunting Reaver -who is getting back to his feet- with it. Reaver gets to his feet slowly, turns around, AND RECEIVES ONE VILE CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD! He falls to the ground, out cold, as Cong Man places Grandprix on him. The referee is powerless to do anything - this was Reaver's fault - he made the No DQ rules in this match. The ref makes the count - 1, 2, 3! DING DING DING!
Grandprix and The Psychiatrist have defeated The Elements again, but with quite a bit of help from Cong Man. Cong Man walks backwards up the ramp, while The (Groggy) System Fighters slowly make their way back up the ramp too. Jetster and Reaver will be furious when they come around...
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After all that, DoA decided they deserved to face the Elements at some point, so they faced the Star Blasters in a No.1 Contenders match…
AND IB TAGS RAWISANDY! THE RAT TAGS STONE EDGE! WHOOOO! RAWISANDY RUNS IN AND DELIVERS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE TO STONE EDGE, WHO GETS RIGHT BACK UP, ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE! RAWISANDY TURNS TO THE RAT. HE TOSSES HIM INTO THE ROPES, KICK TO THE MID-SECTION, Ba-BOOM, JIMJAMJAHA! JIMJAMJAHA GOD DAMMIT! AND RAWISANDY IS ON FIRE AS HE LEAP-FROGS UP TO THE TOP ROPE… FROG SPLASH! WHAM! MAJOR HANGTIME BABY!
The crowd is electric as the camera pans to IB who has got a chair! He runs into the ring, and looks to slam the chair into Stone Edge's face! WHAM! STONE EDGE ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND IB HIT HIS OWN TAG TEAM PARTNER - RAWISANDY RIGHT BETWEEEN THE EYES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
IB is in total shock, but this only allows Stone Edge to kick IB in the mid-section and deliver… POWER STONE! WHAM! 1, 2..NO IT CAN'T HAPPEN…
3!!!!!! BUT IT HAS, DEAD OR ALIVE HAVE WON THIS MATCH DUE TO ONE SINGLE MISTAKE BY IB THAT PROVED COSTLY!
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From this, the Triple Threat match for the Tag Team titles was assigned, creating friction between all three teams. Which was seen to nearly explode before Burnout last week as Reaver took on The Psychiatrist with devastating consequences….
HE LEAPS OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND GRABS THE TRISTS NECK, DANGEROUS DDT!!! ARGH, THE TRIST'S NECK APPEARS TO BE BROKEN?!
Reaver falls into the cover not realising what he has possibly done… 1, 2…
BUT, GRANDPRIX BREAKS THE PINFALL!? WTF, WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
The Referee calls for the bell, Reaver's gonna win this by DQ but Grandprix isn't bothered, he's pummelling away at Reaver!
BUT HERE COMES ANARCHY AND STONE EDGE! THE CROWD ARE ELECTRIC AS THE TWO SLIDE INTO THE RING AND KNOCK GRANDPRIX DOWN!
Reaver slowly crawls away out of the picture as Stone Edge start laying into Grandprix! The crowd is hating this, someone stop it!!
BUT WHO THE HECK IS THAT COMING THROUGH THE CROWD, ITS THAT HARDCORE GORILLA - THE CONG MAN!! WHOOOOOOOOOO
CONGY HOPS OVER THE SECURITY BARRIER AND GRABS A CHAIR WHICH HAPPENS TO BE LAYING ON THE FLOOR, HE SLIDES INTO THE RING… SMACK! CHAIR SHOT TO STONE EDGE, SMACK! AND ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE ON ANARCHY!
But during all of this, we haven’t noticed Jetster who has grabbed Reaver and legged it up the rampway. We need to get some order out here! Cong Man has literally gone crazy as he beats away at Stone Edge. Everyone seems to have forgot about The Trist's possible broken neck!
And having said that, a whole host of EMT's and Referee's come running down to the ring to try and break everything up. The EMT's go over to The Trist who must be in un-bearable pain, whilst The Referee's hold back Congy while Stone Edge and Anarchy are ordered to the back. Grandprix is slowly getting to his feet as The Trist lifted onto the hospital trolley and took to the back
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Then later on in the night, we was told that The Trist would be out for at least 6 months after Reaver broke most of the bones in the back of his neck. Leaving Grandprix, partner-less for Burnout…
As the video draws to a close, the final words are spoken "Three teams, one goal, 6 men, who will battle it all out at Burnout, for victory….."
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*Camera pans back to the ring*
"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the first match of the evening, which is for the SRW Tag Team titles. It is scheduled for one fall and there will be DQ rules in place. Up first, the SRW Tag Team Champions, Reaver & Jetster, THE ELLLLEEEEEEEEMENTS!!!"
"MY SACRIFIIICCCE!!" And a huge uproar deafens the arena as a firework sets of pyro for the start of The Elements entrance! The display dies down and Reaver and Jetster step out of the smoke for possibly their biggest match together yet! The crowd let out boo's and jeers as the two walk down the entrance way, titles draped over shoulders and making the crowd know of their presence. The two step into the ring and leap up the top rope, with their arms high above their heads. The two certainly look confident going into this matchup, but will that all change as….
BOOM! "DoA music hits" And here comes our first challengers, Anarchy and Stone Edge! The crowd let out a mixed reaction as the two keeps locked eyes on Reaver & Jetster as they make their way down to the ring. As the two approach the ring, Reaver & Jetster step out of it to discuss tactics. Remember guys, this is Anarchy's big in ring debut tonight and what a match it is to make your debut.
Now, what's gonna happen to our third challengers, or rather challenger after The Trist was painfully ruled out of this match by Reaver's Top Rope DDT. The crowd waits with baited breath…
"Star Blasters music hits!" A massive chorus of cheers goes up as the System Fighters music hits, but the majority of the crowd is just waiting for Grandprix and whoever, if even anyone else will appear…
And Grandprix finally emerges from the curtains…Along with a partner who has a mask covering his face! Reaver's shell-shocked, he thought Grandprix would be on his own! Everyone has the same question on their minds - "Who is he?" as Grandprix and his mystery partner make their way down to the ring. The two slap high fives with the crowd before entering the ring and get ready for the bell to sound…
Let's just take this moment to remind you of the rules, there will only ever be 2 people (or should be anyway) in the ring at one time, the competitors can tag anyone they want, not just their own Tag Team partner. One fall will decide who are the SRW Tag Team Champions!
Ding, Ding! And our first match of Burnout is officially under-way, and it looks as if we are gonna start off with Grandprix and Stone Edge as the two circles each other. Meanwhile, The Elements are just watching from the outside, plan maybe? Back in the ring, Stone Edge slides around the ring, making Grandprix know who is the quickest before grabbing him in a headlock, but Grandprix fights back and whips SE into the ropes, a clothesline attempt by Grandprix, but SE ducks and slides at Grandprix's feet knocking him down! SE runs into the ropes, and runs back to deliver a Senton Flip splash into the stomach of Grandprix! Now Reaver, who has finally got up onto the apron, extends his arm, he wants a piece of Grandprix! And Stone Edge gives him the tag, He runs over to Grandprix and starts relentlessly kicking him, he hasn't had the chance to actually fight Grandprix one on one since the HIAC match and he's letting his feelings known here with vicious kicks!
Reaver finally stops, and whips Grandprix into the ropes… and delivers a huge SideWalk slam! WHAM! That one literally shook the ring! After a few seconds, Reaver gets up and whips Grandprix into the corner turnbuckle, and Reaver runs looking to follow in with a big clothes…BUT GRANDPRIX MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND STARTS GIVING REAVER A SERIES OF RIGHT AND LEFT HOOKS! PAYBACK TIME! Reaver's groggy, Grandprix allows him to stagger out of the corner…FULL NELSON SLAM…Ba-BOOM! What impact!
Grandprix now runs over to his masked partner and gives him the tag! Lets see if he gives any clues away as to who he is in his wrestling style. He walks over to Reaver, grabs him and delivers a quick snap suplex, and another, and another in series leading to a pinfall, 1, 2… But Jetster runs in and breaks up the pinfall, I think were probably going to see a lot of that in this matchup.
The masked man now grabs Reaver once again, and tosses him into the ropes, he runs back and slides underneath the masked man's legs…But he fights off Reaver, and throws him over his shoulder with ease! Who the heck is this guy? Reaver is stunned; he's never had to fight a guy like this before. He's a human powerhouse! Jetster sees Reaver is in trouble and grabs the masked man by the neck! Reaver sees the opportunity and runs towards him…BUT THE MASKED MAN KICKS JETSTER WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE AND REAVER SENDS JETSTER FLYING OFF THE APRON!!
And all hell is breaking loose now! Anarchy and SE start pummelling Jetster down, but look, back in the ring Reaver is running towards The Masked Man who isn’t looking… But he's turned round at the last possible second and thrown Reaver over his shoulders, high up into the air Reaver goes, before crashing down on SE and Anarchy on the outside! Grandprix grabs the groggy Reaver and shoves him back into the ring… The Masked Man makes the cover… Its gonna be all over with no one there to break up the pinfall…1…2…
THR…NO! NO! NO! REAVER KICKS OUT JUST IN TIME!!
Grandprix and The Masked Man can't believe it, they thought that would be enough! After a few seconds of disbelief, The Masked Man grabs the almost lifeless Reaver and grabs his neck…The crowd react as The Masked man lifts Reaver high up into the air, allowing all the blood to rush to Reaver's head…before Slammi…. BUT REAVER'S FOUND SOME ENERGY TO SLIDE DOWN THE BACK OF THE MASKED MAN WHO'S DAZED…KICK TO THE MID-SECTION… AND REAVER LIFTS THE MASKED GUY HIGH UP INTO THE AIR BEFORE DELIVERING THE…. DRIVER DDT! MAJOR IMPACT ON THE MASKED MAN'S NECK!!! THE CROWD ARE LIVID!!
Has Reaver possibly broken This Masked Man's neck as well?! We don’t know but both men are down and need the tag desperately. Stone Edge is still down but Anarchy and Jetster are grabbing the ropes, trying to heave themselves up onto the apron. Grandprix gets the crowd going, to give some support to the two men who are slowly coming to their senses. Anarchy and Jetster appear to finally be on the apron and start pacing up and down the side of the ring, anxious to get the tag. Reaver crawls to Jetster, The Masked man to Anarchy; they extend their hand….
AND REAVER TAGS IN JETSTER, THE MASKED GUY GIVES ANARCHY THE TAG!!! THE CROWD DEAFENS THE ARENA! AND ANARCHY CLOTHESLINES JETSTER DOWN! GRANDPRIX RUNS IN, BUT ONLY TO GET HIT BY A HUGE…TILTAWHIRL SLAM!!!! NOW IT'S TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL AS REAVER DELIVERS A DDT, STOPPING ANARCHYS FORM.
Now the crowd's cheers die down as does my font size because it’s a two on one attack on Anarchy. Reaver and Jetster whips Anarchy into the corner turnbuckle, before running in looking to deliver a double…but Anarchy kicks them both in the mid-section, pushes them up, signals to the crowd before delivering… THE ANARCHIST TO BOTH OF THEM! HE'S A SEVEN-FOOT MONSTER!!
He goes for the cover on Jetster…. ONE…THE MASKED GUYS UP, BUT SO TOO IS STONE EDGE WHO IS PULLING HIM BACK…TWO….
BUT GRANDPRIX BREAKS UP THE PINFALL!!! WILL THIS MATCH EVER END?!
The Camera pans to the outside, where The Masked Man is fighting it out with Stone Edge, the two battle back and fourth before The Masked Man blocks a punch and slams SE face first into the ring post! Ouch. And look, Reaver has staggered to the outside somehow, and is sneaking up behind The Masked Man, who hasn’t noticed him!… And Reaver grabs that mask and tries to jerk it off, but The Masked Man is frantically trying to keep it on, to protect his identity! Its nearly off, we can see the guys mouth…BUT GRANDPRIX HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE FACE OF REAVER!
The Masked Man quickly pulls his mask on, and turns his attention back to SE, as he shoves him onto the announcer's table. The Masked Man follows up and shoves SE between his legs; the crowd reacts as he looks round in approval for what he is about to do before…. BUT STONE EDGE WON'T BUDGE!…THE MASKED MAN LOOKS WORRIED AND THEN….STONE EDGE TOSSES HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND THE MASKED MAN GOES CRASHING INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!! THIS MATCH IS OUT OF CONTROL!
Back round the other side of the outside, Grandprix is not allowing Reaver to get up as he keeps him down with right hands to the back of Reaver. The two are shattered as Grandprix eventually rolls him back into the ring and follows in after him. Our attention turns now to Anarchy and Jetster who are fighting it out in the middle of the ring, Anarchy, being the bigger of he two gets the upper-hand and whips Jetster into the ropes, Jetster runs back and slides underneath Anarchy's legs…. KICK TO THE MID-SECTION…FINISHER TIME!…THE MONEY MAKER! THE MONEY MAKER TO ANARCHY!!!! That impact sent Anarchy flying out of the ring!
Meanwhile, on the outside, Stone Edge is slowly crawling back into the ring, whilst The Masked Man is only just showing signs of moving. SE grabs The Masked Man and shoves him into the ring, but only just as the two are literally out of it. The attention is on Grandprix and Reaver though as Grandprix grabs Reaver slowly, and whips him into the ropes…Reaver ducks the clothesline attempt and the second as he bounces back…. And now he comes at Grandprix again and slides underneath him…BUT GRANDPRIX IS TOO QUICK AND SPINS ROUND TO DELIVERS THE FINISH LINE!!! REAVER MAY HAVE DUCKED IT TWICE BUT HE WASN'T THIRD TIME LUCKY!
Grandprix turns round and sees Stone Edge running towards him… and Stone Edge delivers a Flying Clothesline! He picks Grandprix up and whips him into the ropes; Grandprix bounces back, but only to get hit with a Spinning Heel Kick! SE turns round…THUD! The Masked Man has grabbed Stone Edge's neck! SE shake shakes his head before getting lifted high up into the air….WHAM!!!! CHOKESLAM TO STONE EDGE!!!
AND REAVER'S UP! HE'S STALKING THE MASKED MAN! IS THE CROWD CHEERING FOR HIM OR…. AND REAVER GRABS THAT MASK ONCE AGAIN! IS IT GONNA COME OFF THIS TIME?! BUT LOOK, GRANDPRIX IS UP TOP…TURN ROUND REAVER!…GRANDPRIX JUMPS AND DELIVERS THE FINISH LINE, NEARLY TAKING REAVER'S HEAD OFF!
The Masked Man has once again escaped with his identity in tact, but more importantly, Grandprix has got the cover on Reaver…ONE…. ANARCHY IS JUST HEAVING HIMSELF UP ONTO THE APRON…. 2…. JETSTER'S UP NOW…. ARE THEY GONNA MAKE IT?!
3!!!!!!! NO THEY HAVEN'T AS THE BELL RINGS FOR THE END OF THE MATCH!!!! THE SYSTEM FIGHTERS HAVE DONE IT!!!!!
"YOUR WINNERS AND NEW SRW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…THEEEEEEEE SYSTEM FIGHTERS!!!!" AND THE CROWD LET OUT A ROAR OF APPROVAL AS GRANDPRIX AND THE MASKED MAN CELEBRATES WITH THEIR NEW TITLES!
DoA are livid, Reaver is extremely angry, Grandprix has screwed him once again! Reaver hits the ring with his fists. He can’t believe he's lost the titles!
Meanwhile, up at the top of the ramp, Grandprix has grabbed a Mic….
"Hey Reaver, Stone Edge and Anarchy, remember that guy that said he had been screwed in SRW?"
Who the heck is Grandprix talking about, which is the same question on Reaver, and DoA's puzzled faces.
"Well I think he got the last laugh before he leaves….."
And the masked man takes off his mask and reveals his identity…..
ITS DEAD WONDER!!!!!
NO WAY! HOW? WHY? DoA AND THE ELEMENTS ARE LIVID, THEY HAD NO IDEA IT WAS HIM!!! THEY EXIT THE RING AND LOOK AS IF THEY ARE GONNA KILL DW! BUT DW AND GRANDPRIX RUN TO THE BACK…
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And the camera shows DW in the parking lot with a Limo in front of him, waiting to escort him! And here comes DoA and The Elements! But there too late as DW hops into the Limo and disappears from SRW for good!!
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Well, What a night, with only one match done. What's gonna happen next as we see Admiral Ape take on Havoc in a match to decide who will face the CAW Champion next week. Stay tuned to SRW Burnout!!!
Thanks for Reading
Scott
Booker T - RM18
Kurt Angle - Grandprix
It really doesn’t matter who the others are.
Well, hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome once again to Burnout. Well, we’ve got a hell of a show for you tonight. You’ve all seen this rivalry expanding gradually. Booker T won by a DQ first time round, but the nWo sorted Kurt out. Now the nWo want Booker T, and there role tonight will be essential. Kurt pulled a straight win against Booker last eclipse, and also helped Eddie Guerrero to pull one over on Brock Lesnar. Well, tonight, Booker and Kurt will see each other face to face in a Cage, and the role of the nWo tonight will prove vital to the end result. Remember, their is only one rule tonight: first to touch the ground outside the Cage wins. It’s gonna be a hell of a show, and you get the pleasure of watching it! And here comes Booker T now!
CAN YOU DIG IT... SUCKA? And a standing ovation as Booker T runs out onto the stage, greeted by fireworks. He’s fired up, you can tell he wants Kurt to feel the full pain that can be inflicted in a match of this calibre. But... the nWo! They’ve got Booker, and the Big Show has a microphone in his hand.
“You know why we are here. You know what we are going to ask. You know we want an answer. Now!”.
Well, Booker looks slightly intimidated, as you would if four great wrestlers were confronting you. Booker snatches the mike.
“I’m in.”
And the crowd reluctantly cheers, as Booker, one of the most popular wrestlers, has just joined the unpopular nWo! Will Booker be turned into Public Enemy T, or will the nWo receive a gushing cheer everytime they step into the ring from now on? Only time can tell, as Booker climbs through the cage door and into the ring.
And the Olmpic Hero’s music plays. Kurt has emerged cautiously at the top of the ramp. What will nWo do here? Kurt is approaching carefully... he walks past.. and.. nWo are moving out of his way?? Well, maybe they want to see Booker get a clean win over Kurt, who has taken full advantage of the nWo’s non-attack and clambered frantically into the cage. And we’re off! A Body Slam already from Kurt, but Booker is already back on his feet to deliver a Dropkick! Kurt stumbles to the floor, and Booker is pounding him! Kurt already feeling Booker’s anger, as Kurt manages to push Booker off him. Another Dropkick to Angle. Booker climbs the turnbuckle, but Kurt springs up and Booker is forced to retreat from his perch. Kurt with the Clothesline.. which, funnily enough, can’t even knock Booker down! Booker with the Arm Wrench, but Angle reverses with a nasty kick to the chin of Booker T! Booker is down, and Kurt is standing over him.. what’s he going to do? And he’s trying a Figure Four Leglock, which Booker scrambles out of, and.. another Dropkick, from Angle this time! Angle climbs the Turnbuckle. But X-Pac has just shaken the cage near Angle, forcing Kurt to jump down from the Turnbuckle. Angle is trash-talking with X-Pac, who is luckily on the other side of the Cage. Angle is pre-occupied, as Booker applies a Sleeper Hold from behind. The crowd cheer, as Kurt topples helplessly to the floor, gridlocked in Booker’s hold. He’s trying to wriggle out, with a few kicks flying helplessly into the canvas. Booker still has it locked - and.. he lets it go?!? Booker is standing over Kurt, who is gasping for breath. Kick to the ribs! Booker is in control.
And now, Booker is climbing the Cage! Kurt is staggering to his feet, and he throws all his weight onto the Cage to try and dislodge Booker. Booker now knows he isn’t going to escape yet... he’s up to something.. Elbow Drop! Kurt moves! Booker has just thrown away the advantage with a highly ambitious Elbow Drop that didn’t pay off! Kurt now has the advantage, but he is using this time to get some valuable rest. nWo look like a bunch of headless chickens! They want to help Booker, but it isn’t going to happen as they have been warned that going through the cage door will see Booker disqualified, and Booker and the nWo don’t want that! Kurt gears up, he runs against the ropes, but Booker sticks a foot up and brings Kurt stumbling down! Now Booker and Kurt are both hurt, but both are trying to stand up. Kurt gets up first. And... OLYMPIC SLAM! OUT OF NOWHERE!! Kurt just suddenly nailed Booker with a finisher, and the tide has turned, as Kurt heads straight for the Cage. He’s climbing, and Booker is down and out. Kurt is on the top. He doesn’t notice nWo, and surely Kurt should just fall back and claim the win! But no. He wants a proper win, and he’s climbing down the outside. He’s nearly there.. and he lets go to drop down! BUT BIG SHOW HAS CAUGHT HIM! Big Show held Kurt Angle up with no more than 20 centimetres spearating Kurt from the ground. Show is carrying Angle round to the Cage door. X-Pac has opened the door, and Big Show has thrown Kurt back into the ring! He should have just jumped, the poor fool! Anyway, back to the match, and both wrestlers seem to have re-cuperated.
Booker delivers a kick to the groin, which Kurt Angle counters by grabbing Booker’s leg and pulling off a Leg Drop onto Booker’s outstretched leg! Booker feels the pain, as Kurt rolls Booker into a Small Package. A bit pointless really, as there are no pin-falls, and Booker elbows Kurt in the face to break it off. A Hurracanrane from Booker T.. reversed.. but Booker climbs down before Kurt can do anything hurtful. An Elbow Jab from Kurt is met by a Sweep from Booker. Booker attempts a DDT, but is shoved away by Kurt, who stomps Booker rapidly. Booker manages to climb up, and ducks a Clothesline.. ROCK BOTTOM! Well, Booker using someone else’s move there, and to great effect, as Kurt feels the pain. Booker is on the Turnbuckle.. Kurt climbs up, back to Booker... and Booker jumps, and nails a massive DDT! Well, Kurt is down, and Booker is scarpering up the Cage. And.. he misplaces his foot! Well, rather amusingly, ooker has managed to get his foot stuck in the Cage. Kurt comes in with a huge slam to send Booker flying back into the cold steel. Kurt is pounding Booker’s back, as Shawn Michaels is trying to feed Booker’s leg back through the Cage. And he does, and Booker smashes Kurt into the face, sending both men down to the mat. Booker gets up, as does Kurt, and the two grapple intensely. It may be scrappy wrestling, but both men are really fired up. Kurt knees Booker in the chest a few times, before Booker knocks Kurt down with a Clothesline.
Booker is climbing the Cage, but Kurt is already up and climbing the Cage, just a few centimetres behind Booker. Well, both men are half way up the Cage, and are trying to knock each other off. Neither has been succesful, as Kurt darts up to the top of the Cage. Before he can stand up, Booker is alongside him. Both men are dangerously close to falling off, and they are exchanging weak blows. The nWo can only watch and hope as both men edge dangerously close to the edge of the Cage. Kurt is gearing up for something... he kicks Booker in the personal area, and then locks him in for a Powerbomb. No! Don’t do it! Booker struggles, and manages to lift Kurt angle up and over his shoulders... and off the top of the Cage.. and THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! BOOKER REVERSED A POWERBOMB AND THREW KURT OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND THROUGH THE TABLE!
And here is your winner, by Ring Out... Kurt Angle!
The nWo are delighted, as Booker climbs down the outside of the Cage, leaving Kurt face down and lifeless in a pile of wood and cables.
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Well, yes, officially Kurt has won, but both Kurt and Booker will see Booker as the real winner. He ends the Grudge with a devastating reversal, which sent Angle from the top of a Cage, down through an Announcer’s Table and onto the hard floor. And Booker has gone off to celebrate with the nWo, but we are just getting info about Kurt from the SRW doctors. Yes, I can report that Kurt broke a few minor bones in his back, meaning he will be unable to wrestle for at least three weeks. Well, that was an explosive match, but we’ll leave you to enjoy the rest of Burnout now!
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WINNER: KURT ANGLE (Grandprix)
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Booker T is now a member of the nWo
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the nWo are now a Face.
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Kurt Angle is now unable to wrestle for at least 3 weeks.
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Cong Man is walking around in the back. He has spotted Admiral Ape! This could kick off before the match has even started!
“Hey, Ape! You remind me of me when I first entered. I just want to say good luck.”
Cong Man walks leaving Admiral Ape with a confused look on his face.
RawisAndy is relaxing in the back with his tag team partner, Ice Blaster.
“I know some people say that wrestlers are just a bunch of apes but this is ridiculous, Icey! I’ve got to face a crazy ape and a wrestler formerly known as ape! Who does the hiring round here? The owners of London Zoo?”
“Here, RawisAndy. Try and bribe them with these. They might just lie down for you. They are a bunch of animals after all!”
Ice Blaster hands RawisAndy a bunch of bananas.
“Hell, if you put beer over them, I might just lie down for them!”
I think we are about ready for the match.
CKY plays and out comes RIA (Starlight) with a hose in his hand.
“Who wants beer?”
The crowd erupt.
“Well, have some of this.”
RIA sprays the beer at the crowd. The crowd are cheering but it quickly turns to booing.
“Oh, did I forget to mention that this beer has been sitting under my radiator for about a month?”
RIA drops the hose and walks down the ramp laughing.
Some girls with bongos come out on stage. Of course, I mean bongo drums. Some jungle music plays and out comes Admiral Ape (Asher D) to a warm reception. We haven’t seen much of this character but he is obviously rated highly to be given a chance to have a run at the CAW title. RawisAndy is still laughing in the ring and asks for a sip of water. He seems to have the hiccups.
‘IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA’ plays and out walks Cong Man to a standing ovation. The crowd are just going crazy. Ever since the injury scam, the crowd have been going nuts. The Cong Man seems more popular than ever.
All 3 participants are in the ring so the bell rings and this match is underway. It’s a cagey opening with a mistimed or misplaced attack possibly leading to a 2 on 1 beatdown. RIA decides he has had enough and goes straight for Admiral Ape. RIA ducks a clothesline attempt, bounces off the ropes and hits a flying clothesline, knocking Admiral Ape down. RIA gets up and walks into a sidewalk slam by Cong Man. Cong Man stomps on RIA and Admiral Ape joins in.
RIA (Starlight) is in trouble as Admiral Ape (Asher D) and Cong Man stomp away. Cong Man picks RIA up; Admiral Ape looks at Cong Man, Double Suplex! A nicely executed double team move! Cong Man turns to face Admiral Ape but gets punched to the mat! Cong Man holds his chin and seems impressed.
Admiral Ape is somewhat confused by Cong Man’s response, so he turns his attention to RIA. RIA has crawled over to the ropes. Admiral Ape whips RIA off the ropes, RIA ducks the clothesline, Admiral Ape ducks down, RIA floats over and stops dead, Admiral Ape has no time to adjust, Swinging Neckbreaker by RIA!
Cong Man is back up and attacks RIA. RIA (Starlight) seems a bit outgunned here as it seems to be 2 on 1. Cong Man grabs RIA by the legs, takes him down and gives him the Banana Split! It was a smart move by Cong Man knowing RawisAndy’s style well. Cong Man gets up and turns round, Admiral Ape with a shot, ducked; Cong Man with a huge right hand knocks Admiral Ape (Asher D) down, just like Admiral Ape did earlier. Cong Man grins and looks over RIA, SMALL PACKAGE! 1… 2…
BROKEN UP BY ADMIRAL APE! Cong Man slinks out of the ring and he is still grinning. What is going on? Admiral Ape grabs RIA by the head and pounds away. Cong Man is grabbing a chair! This isn’t allowed! Cong Man has placed the chair on the outside and is sitting on it! What is he doing? Admiral Ape whips RIA off the ropes but it’s reversed, RIA is struggling slightly, FLYING CROSSBODY! That looked amazing! He’s converted it into a cover. 1… Cong Man seems disinterested… 2…
KICK OUT BY RIA!!! RIA looks over at Cong Man bemused. Admiral Ape (Asher D) gets to his feet and the ref wanders over to speak to the Cong Man. NUMEROUS LOW BLOWS BY RIA!! The ref had his back turned. Admiral Ape is down! RIA (Starlight) pushes the ref out of the way and is screaming at Cong Man. To be honest, I don’t know what RIA is doing. Cong Man seems disinterested by the whole thing, Admiral Ape from behind, SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP! Reversed! Standing Leg Lock by RIA! He rolled through. This is not RIA’s style!
RIA is staring at Cong Man with Admiral Ape in a bit of trouble. Cong Man slides into the ring and RIA breaks the hold. RIA gets in Cong Man’s face, Cong Man swings, RIA ducks; RIA opens up on Cong Man! RIA grabs Cong Man by the head, climbs the turnbuckle, TORNADO DDT! RIA goes for the cover! 1… 2…
ADMIRAL APE SPLITS IT UP! Admiral Ape (Asher D) wastes no time and gives RIA (Starlight) a running powerslam. RIA rolls out of the ring. That could be a smart move, as Cong Man and Admiral Ape haven’t really gone at it. Admiral Ape and Cong Man stand toe to toe. The crowd are anticipating. Yes! Admiral Ape and Cong Man exchange blows! Cong Man gets the upper hand and locks in a rather easily escapable headlock. Admiral Ape struggles to the ropes, leaps up the ropes, flips over and backdrops Cong Man! Cong Man goes to rest on the ropes and he is still grinning!
Admiral Ape looks really confused now, bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Cong Man in the face! Cong Man clutches his face and falls outside the ring. Admiral Ape looks around but he is alone. He decides to raise his hands as a show of appreciation to the fans! The fans cheer but a gasp goes up! RIA runs in, spins Admiral Ape around, JIMJAMJAHA! Blocked! RIA bounces off the ropes, Admiral Ape goes for the big boot, RIA rolls through and ends up on his feet, bounces off the ropes again, slides through Admiral Ape’s legs, spins Admiral Ape round, JIMJAMJAHA!!!! HE HIT IT THIS TIME!!! COVER BY RIA!! 1… 2…
CONG MAN SPLITS IT UP!!! HE APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE! Cong Man slams RIA (Starlight) and clambers up the turnbuckle. RIA springs to his feet and leaps up the turnbuckle! RIA goes for the hurricanrana! THE BRAZZAVILLE BOMB!! The Cong Man just planted him! RIA looks out! Cong Man looks at RIA! Why isn’t he going for the cover? Cong Man goes down clutching his knee! Is that an injury? Cong Man rolls out of the ring, Admiral Ape (Asher D) wearily goes for the cover on RIA! 1… 2…
3!!! ADMIRAL APE WINS AND FACES HAVOC AT BURNOUT!!! The ref helps him up and raises his hand in victory! The focus switches to the Cong Man. He climbs up on his feet and walks up the ramp! He faked the injury again! What is the deal with that? Is he recruiting? STONE EDGE, STONE EDGE (JERICHO15)!! He is destroying the Cong Man!! HAVOC!!! HAVOC (HERCULES) IS DESTROYING ADMIRAL APE!! Havoc leaves Admiral Ape (Asher D) out and splits through the crowd. Stone Edge leaves Cong Man on the ramp. RIA (Starlight) looks knocked out in the ring.
What is going to happen at Burnout?
*Camera pans to Titan-Tron where it shows a preview of the match*
Singles Burnout Preview Match:
Reaver (Ant) Vs The Psychiatrist (MikeAll)
"My Sacrifice…" As the music literally deafens the arena, the crowd try to make their voices heard with boo's and jeers for our CAW commissioner Reaver. Reaver has currently been in a much heated feud with DoA and The System Fighters and this has led to a Triple Threat Tag Team match to be booked at Burnout for Reaver & Jetsters tag team titles. As he steps out into the spotlight, he raises his arms above his head and looks up at the ceiling much to the displeasure of the crowd. As Reaver slowly walks down to the ring, he talks trash and gives some fans a light slap as if to warn them of his presence. He climbs into the ring slowly, before awaiting his opponent.
"TELL ME, WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND?!" And here comes a real crowd pleaser, it’s the Psychiatrist! The crowd starts chanting "TRIST, TRIST!" as he walks out onto the stage seemingly soaking up the atmosphere. The Trist has been out of the SRW picture as of late, but I'm sure he'll want to make the most of this opportunity and get his hands on Reaver before Burnout.
Ding, Ding! And we are off as The Trist runs into the ropes and catches Reaver by surprise with a flying Clothesline! Reaver gets straight back up, but only to knocked back down again by The Trist.
Trist runs over to Reaver, looking to clothesline him over the rope, but Reaver grabs the ropes and slides underneath them for a rest, much to the displeasure of the crowd. After a few seconds, The Referee motions for Reaver to come back in again, but he won't. Trist has had enough; he runs into the ropes, bounces back and goes flying over the ropes… BUT REAVER CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS… INCOMING POWERBOMB! WHAM!
An evil smirk appears across the face of Reaver as he slaps Trist round the head a few times to mock him. The crowd starts to jeer at Reaver's actions as he eventually rolls The Trist back into the ring. Reaver follows in and lifts The Trist up before whipping him into the corner turnbuckle, The Trist staggers out and Reaver nails a hard backdrop suplex!
Reaver seems to be in control of this matchup so far as he lifts Trist up once he again, hoists him onto his shoulders and runs towards the corner turnbuckle looking too slam him fa… but The Trist slides down and locks his arms around his waist, German Suplex! And the back of Reaver's head goes crashing into the mat with force. And look, he's setting Reaver up once again, CRASH! These continuous set of manoeuvres look to be taking a lot out of Reaver as he continues to be forced into the mat, WHAM! Yet another German Suplex! How far is The Trist gonna take this?
The crowd all gets on their feet as they try to get a glance at Reaver, who is nearly out cold! But The Trist doesn’t appear to be bothered as he locks his arms around Reaver's waist once again… BUT REAVER STARTS TO FIGHT BACK WITH A SERIES OF RIGHT AND LEFT ELBOWS! The crowd hates Reaver, but they appear to be enjoying the way this match is turning out as Reaver breaks free of The Trist! He runs into the ropes, and nails a Running DDT! And now he's going up top? Maybe its time for the 450 Splash? He looks at the crowd, but The Trist starts gradually getting up! What's Reaver gonna do instead?!… HE LEAPS OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND GRABS THE TRISTS NECK, DANGEROUS DDT!!! ARGH, THE TRIST'S NECK APPEARS TO BE BROKEN?!
Reaver falls into the cover not realising what he has possibly done… 1, 2…
BUT, GRANDPRIX BREAKS THE PINFALL!? WTF, WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
The Referee calls for the bell, Reaver's gonna win this by DQ but Grandprix isn't bothered, he's pummelling away at Reaver!
BUT HERE COMES ANARCHY AND STONE EDGE! THE CROWD ARE ELECTRIC AS THE TWO SLIDE INTO THE RING AND KNOCK GRANDPRIX DOWN!
Reaver slowly crawls away out of the picture as Stone Edge start laying into Grandprix! The crowd is hating this, someone stop it!!
BUT WHO THE HECK IS THAT COMING THROUGH THE CROWD, ITS THAT HARDCORE GORILLA - THE CONG MAN!! WHOOOOOOOOOO
CONGY HOPS OVER THE SECURITY BARRIER AND GRABS A CHAIR WHICH HAPPENS TO BE LAYING ON THE FLOOR, HE SLIDES INTO THE RING… SMACK! CHAIR SHOT TO STONE EDGE, SMACK! AND ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE ON ANARCHY!
But during all of this, we haven’t noticed Jetster who has grabbed Reaver and legged it up the rampway. We need to get some order out here! Cong Man has literally gone crazy as he beats away at Stone Edge. Everyone seems to have forgot about The Trist's possible broken neck!
And having said that, a whole host of EMT's and Referee's come running down to the ring to try and break everything up. The EMT's go over to The Trist who must be in un-bearable pain, whilst The Referee's hold back Congy while Stone Edge and Anarchy are ordered to the back. Grandprix is slowly getting to his feet as The Trist lifted onto the hospital trolley and took to the back
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Later on…
Michael Cole: "Im being joined here by one of the Neck Specialist George Peters who can give us an update on The Psychiatrists neck, so over to you George…"
George: " Well, we've took a scan of The Psychiatrists neck and he has broken most of the bones in the back of his neck, he'll require surgery and after that he will have to rest for at least 6 months before participating in any physical activity"
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Well it looks as if The Trist will have to miss the Tag Team match at Burnout, so what is happen now to The System Fighters chance of Gold at Burnout? Will the Cong Man be the victor over Stone Edge or will he grab the surprise victory? Find out next week at SRW Burnout!
Goodbye for now.
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I haven’t read through all this, so if some bits don't make sense, then you know why :)
Thanks for Reading
Scott
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Terri (Jazzy-Jack): Tonight, Hawk (AfroJoe), you have to team with your greatest rival Scotty Dogg (Figo), just dayd before your big match at Burnout…what are your thoughts?
Hawk: I’m gonna make this short, and that’s because I like to let my wrestling do the talking. At the current moment my win/loss record is great, and I haven’t lost officially for weeks. EVERY match goes on record, and I don’t plan on losing to some n00b team like Team Angle, even if I have to do it with that sumbitch Scotty Dogg (Figo).
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“WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?” The biggest roar of the night is heard here at Eclipse, as huge fan-favourite Scotty Dogg (Figo) steps out from behind the curtain! He celebrates to the fans on the ramp before sprinting to the ring and readying himself the match. Not much has been heard from him lately, but from what we can tell he thinks they’ll win the match tonight, because they are in fact members of the same faction and have teamed before. After the match though, it’s back to the match at Burnout…
Wait…someone’s crawling out from underneath the ring…it’s Hawk (AfroJoe), and he’s got a steel chair! He sneaks up behind him, the crowd screaming, but it’s too late surely…CLANG!!! OH MAN, WHAT A BRUTAL SHOT TO THE HEAD! SCOTTY DOGG IS DOWN!
Amazingly, Scotty has staggered back to his feet, but Hawk has got his World Title now…AND HE RAMS IT INTO THE FOREHEAD OF SCOTTY, WHO’S SPLIT WIDE OPEN! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING, I THOUGHT HE WANTED TO WIN THE MATCH!?
(Team Angle’s music hits) And here come Charlie Haas (DW) and Shelton Benjamin (DW) in their SRW debut, and they’re looking for an easy victory here! They enter the ring, ignoring Hawk (AJ) and wait for the bell to ring so they can make the cover…CLANG! CLANG! DOUBLE CHAIRSHOT TO TEAM ANGLE FROM HAWK!
DING DING!
The bell rings, and Hawk throws the chair out of the ring, and pins Charlie Haas (DW)! One…two…
KICK-OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! The crowd cheer for Team Angle, despite their allegiance with Kurt Angle (Grandprix), as the two of them slowly get to their feet, Hawk looking a little scared! Scotty (Figo) is completely out of it on the outside, unfortunately.
Shelton (DW) heads to the outside to recover, but Haas wants to get the match going, as he clotheslines the CAW World Champion with power! Haas is angry at the way they have been treated, and he whips Hawk into the ropes and lifts him into a BACK-BODY DROP – CRASH! Hawk grabs his back in his pain, and ironically, he has no partner to tag!
Haas (DW) tags in Benjamin (DW) and the two men pummel away on him, before Haas sets him up on the ropes…we know what’s coming, as Benjamin takes a run-up, leapfrogs over Haas and lands on Hawk’s back and neck! Team Angle stomp away on the fallen Hawk, working methodically on his back and neck. Haas exits the ring, as Benjamin nails a Pendulum Backbreaker on the struggling Hawk. He hooks the leg, but Hawk kicks out at two.
On the ouside, Scotty Dogg (Figo) has awoken and is very slowly recovering…but if he does, will he help Hawk or go for revenge? He’s too weak at the moment though, and at this rate he won’t get the chance to fight Team Angle, as Shelton Benjamin (DW) delivers a Falling Neckbreaker to Hawk (AfroJoe). This is great strategy from this new tag team, they’re sure to be a force here in SRW, but the audience aren’t too sure what to think of them.
Hawk is thrown into the corner, and he tries to fight back with a boot to the face of Benjamin who was running in…Hawk then takes him down with a weak Backdrop Suplex, and tries to recover his wits…but he doesn’t have time as Haas (DW) is tagged in, and goes straight to work on the CAW World Champion with an Overhead Suplex.
To the crowd’s delight, Scotty Dogg (Figo) is back on his feet, bleeding from a deep cut to the forehead thanks to Hawk! He’s still not entirely sure of himself though as he rests on the barrier, what must Animalz leader Cong Man be thinking of all this?
Hawk (AfroJoe) has somehow regained an advantage, and he’s looking for the Hawk Screwdriver – but it’s reversed, and he’s thrown into the ropes where Haas plants him with a huge Powerslam! Now Haas (DW) is locking in the Boston Crab, putting even more pressure on the beaten back of Hawk, who is screaming in pain!
I don’t think he can keep it up for much longer, he’s taken a brutal beating so far and he’s about to tap…HE TA – BUT SCOTTY DOGG (FIGO) BREAKS THE HOLD FROM NO WHERE! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM!?
Scotty Dogg (Figo) looks crazed, and the fans are going wild as Scotty Dogg hits THE STRIKE on Haas (DW)! Benjamin enters the ring but Scotty has him scouted with a kick to the gut, and a DDT! Now he puts Benjamin on top of Haas, and sprints to the top rope! He signals to the audience who respond loudly, and we know what he’s going for!
But look, Team Angle leader Kurt Angle (Grandprix) is running to the ring, and Scotty doesn’t see him…but he won’t get there in time! CRRAAZZYYSSAAUULLTT TO BOTH MEN – WHAM! MAJOR HANG TIME! SCOTTY CRAWLS OVER HAAS (DW) FOR THE COVER! ONE…TWO…
AND ANGLE (GRANDPRIX) PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!
Hawk (AJ) is still down and Scotty is too worn out to do anything about it, it looks like Team Angle are still in with a chance…but now what!? BOOKER T (RM18)! The man who Angle (Grandprix) faces in a cage match at Burnout is here, and he knocks Angle (Grandprix) down! As Angle staggers up, Booker (RM18) nails an awesome SCISSORS KICK! And now to the fans delight, he gives them what they came to see, the SPINEROONIE!
As Booker (RM18) runs backstage, Scotty Dogg (Figo) is stalking Haas (DW)! Haas turns, straight into the SCOTT BOTTOM!! He hooks the leg, ONE! TWO!
THREE! Scotty Dogg (Figo) wins it for Da Animalz! He celebrates to the cheering crowd for a moment, before turning to Hawk (AJ), who is trying to crawl out of the ring. Scotty looks livid, and he delivers a brutal kick to the midsection! Hawk (AJ) falls to the outside, holds his side for a moment before a look of rage comes across his face…he leaps to his feet and slides into the ring, and the two men exchange right-hands!
Scotty whips Hawk into the ropes but Hawk ducks, bounces off the opposite ropes and looks for a clothesline, but Scotty rolls away, and Hawk once again catapults off the ropes into the SCOTT BOTTOM – WHAM! WHAT IMPACT!
Scotty (Figo) stands over Hawk (AfroJoe) for a moment, and then fetches the CAW World Title. He lifts it above his head to a huge roar, before leaving it draped across the fallen Hawk…will that be the scene we see in a few days time? And will Angle (Grandprix) get revenge on Booker (RM18)? Find out, only at SRW Burnout.
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The winners of this match: Hawk (AfroJoe) and Scotty Dogg (Figo).
Thanks for reading, Ant.