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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
:: :: EARLIER TODAY :: ::
Later today, we will see bWo in action. Oh, wait, there’s one of the competitors for tonight’s match arriving in the arena. Steve Corino is here. Let’s see if Josh Matthews (DW) can get a word with Steve Corino.
Josh: Steve, how do you feel about facing two of the biggest heels in SRW later tonight?
Steve: Biggest heels? The Elements? Well when bWo go out there and win 1…2…3, we’ll go to No Holds Barred to become SRW Tag Team Champions. Biggest heels. You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me.
WHAM! THAT’S REAVER! REAVER’S JUST SMASHED A KENDO STICK OVER THE BACK OF CORINO. LL COOL TT IS NOT HERE YET, NONE OF THE BWO GUYS ARE HERE YET!
CORINO IS ALL ALONE, AS THE ELE… SMASH …OH NO, JETSTER HAS JUST COME OUT OF THE NEARBY CHANGING ROOM, AS HE CRASHED A CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF CORINO.
Reaver: Yeah, biggest heels.
:: :: BACK TO MATCH :: ::
BWO’S MUSIC HITS. Out walks LL Cool TT, all alone. Steve Corino, his tag team partner, has been taken to a nearby medical facility after The Elements brutally attacked him on his way into the arena. We don’t know what condition he’s in yet, but rumour has it that his lower back area has been pretty badly smashed up. LL Cool TT walks around the ring, taunting the crowd, before sliding under the bottom rope.
THE ELEMENTS MUSIC HITS. Jetster comes out from behind the curtain. He’s alone, where’s Reaver. The crowd is booing, and at the same time, roaring. I don’t think they like either teams more then each other. Jetster is on the outside, looking up into the eyes of LL Cool TT. WOAH! REAVER IS RUNNING THROUGH THE CROWD. He slides into the ring behind LL Cool TT.
Reaver runs at LL Cool TT. He sticks his arm out. WHA…NO, LL COOL TT DUCKED! LL starts punching Reaver with his bare right hand. He’s doing two people at once here, exchanging rights with both members of The Elements. LL Cool TT manages to shove Jetster into the corner post. He’s going to work on him. A referee is finally making his way down the long aisle towards the ring. LL is still going to work on Jetster. Wham. Reaver leaves a red mark across the bare back of LL Cool TT. Now The Elements are playing the numbers game on LL Cool TT.
Ding Ding. The bell sounds, and the match is officially underway. Reaver and Jetster each take an arm of LL Cool TT, and Irish whip him into the ropes. DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! The referee is trying to get some order around here, as he tries to send Reaver out of the ring. Jetster has gained control of LL Cool TT, as he delivers some stiff kicks to the midsection. Jetster runs off the ropes. Shoulder block on LL. The bWo man falls to the ground. Jetster stomps on LL. Jetster walks over to the corner, climbs the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. Reaver is facing the opposite direction to the ring, and is clapping, in a crappy attempt to motivate the crowd. They boo even more. LL Cool TT is slowly climbing to his feet. He runs towards the ropes, and knocks Reaver off the apron, before punching Jetster in the back of the knee. Reaver’s head banged off the security railings! He’s down, as is LL Cool TT. Jetster falls onto the top of the corner post. He’s slowly managing to get to his feet. Maybe he’s going to attempt a highflying move here. He stands up, and points both of his arms out to the side. LL Cool TT is finally standing up, he runs, off the second turnbuckle padding and WHAM, DROPKICK BY LL COOL TT. JETSTER FALLS, WITH ONE LEG GOING EITHER SIDE OF THE POST. HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE THE RING. THAT’S GOTTA HURT!
LL Cool TT has managed to stay standing, but he’s groggy. Finally, he has the chance to take a breather, being that this match is a two on one. The referee is leaning out of the ring; starting his ten count. LOW BLOW! REAVER HAS JUST LOW BLOWED LL Cool TT. Jetster uses the ring to support him. He gets up, and crawls back into the ring. Jetster crawls over to Reaver, and makes the tag. A fresh Reaver goes to work on a tired LL Cool TT. Elbow drop by the commissioner. Reaver picks LL Cool TT up, and locks in behind him. SUPLEX. HE HOLDS ONTO LL COOL TT. ANOTHER SUPLEX. HE STILL HAS HOLD OF HIM. He goes to lift LL, but he can’t do a third Suplex. LL Cool TT breaks apart the tight hands of Reaver before turning and kicking him in the mid-section. He pushes Reaver into the ropes. Reaver bounces back, and gets knocked down with a Spinning Wheel Kick! However did LL Cool TT manage to do that? Jetster gets into the ring, and punches LL right in the spine. LL DIDN’T EVEN FEEL IT. HE TURNS AROUND, AND CLOCKS JETSTER! Reaver is on his knees. He puts his arm around the legs of LL Cool TT. Roll up pin. 1…KICK OUT. Not even a two. LL Cool TT is determined to win this for his team. Reaver quickly goes back to work on LL. Reaver heads to the top rope. 450° SPLASH! NO, LL COOL TT MOVED OUT OF THE WAY. Reaver looked like he landed on his neck then. He’s down on the canvas, and doesn’t appear to be moving. Jetster, who is now on the apron after LL’s assault, tries to see to his partner, but the referee is stopping him. Reaver gets something out of his trunks. WHAM! He puts them back into his trunks and lies back down on the mat again. LL Cool TT is busted open. Reaver crawls to the corner, and tags in Jetster. Jet runs over to LL Cool TT. He covers him.
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WE’VE GOT NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS!
3…NO, KICKOUT! LL COOL TT MANAGED TO LIFT HIS SHOULDER. HE’S SHAKING HIS HAND, AS IF TO SAY HE’S PUMPING UP! Jetster looks shocked, as he covers LL Cool TT again.
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AGAIN, KICK OUT. 2 AND A ½!
Jetster is arguing with the referee, he feels it should have been a three count. Reaver tags himself in, and picks up a bloodied LL. LL COOL TT LAYS A NUMBER OF PUNCHES INTO THE HEAD OF REAVER. CAN HE DO IT? CRACK. REAVER HITS LL WITH ONE HARD PUNCH, FORCING THE bWo MAN TO SLUMP TO THE FLOOR.
Reaver picks him up. He sets him up…could it be…
DDT DRIVER! REAVER GOES FOR THE COVER.
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IT MUST BE!
WAIT! REAVER STANDS, AND LOOKS TOWARDS THE SPECIALTRON!
An ambulance has arrived, and is entering SR Towers. Reaver looks at Jetster.
BWO’S MUSIC HITS! THE AMBULANCE COMES FROM THE SIDE OF THE STAGE, AND HEADS TOWARDS THE RING! NO WONDER ECLIPSE HAS NO RAMPWAY! THE AMBULANCE STOPS OUTSIDE THE RING!
YES, STEVE CORINO STEPS OUT. REAVER IS LIVID!
Steve Corino stands on the top of the ambulance, taunting Reaver. Reaver climbs out of the ring, and goes towards the ambulance. In the ring, LL Cool TT goes behind Jetster, who cannot believe what he is seeing. Reaver is on the ambulance now, and Corino and the Commish are exchanging blows. ROLL UP PIN IN THE RING.
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HE’S GOT THE TIGHTS!
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IT’S OVER! LL Cool TT leaves the ring straight away, and Steve Corino abandons the ambulance and Reaver. Both bWo members are hurt from today, as they managed to get to the top of the stage! They’re winners though, they don’t care, they out their bodies through everything. As the replay just showed us, Reaver used some brass knuckles on LL Cool TT. Reaver and Jetster also ambushed Steve Corino before the match, making this a handicap match. But at the end of the day, bWo got revenge. Not only did LL use the tights for extra leverage, he also pinned the illegal man. Yes, Reaver was the legal wrestler. After a brutal beating, LL Cool TT somehow managed to defeat these two men here, and become number one contenders for the tag titles. The bWo will be at No Holds Barred, no matter what. Reaver and Jetster will face either Too Cool or Team Angle at No Holds Barred, with the winners of that match facing the champs from No Holds Barred the next night on Eclipse.
Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed it. I knew nothing about the four guys in the match today, so I made it as good as I could. Well done LL Cool TT, both your wrestlers won, unlucky Ant and Random Hero.
Join me one hour before No Holds Barred, where I do a match preview, just like Heat before WrestleMania.
DW
The Cong Man
The Hurricane (RM18)
Rey Mysterio (Cong Man)
Jeff Hardy (Starlight)
Christian (Grandprix)
Billy Kidman (Figo)
RawIsAndy (Starlight) (Assuming he is a cruiserweight)
The Rat (Allardini)
Crash (Grandprix)
Jetster (Random Hero)
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Welcome to Eclipse, where we’re set for a huge 10-man Over The Top Rope encounter to see who faces Stone Edge (Jericho15) for the SRW Cruiserweight Championship at No Holds Barred! Stone Edge has defeated many opponents including Cong Man and RawIsAndy who are involved tonight, but he has not met many of the participants in this bout…however, we know that he is still extremely confident of his chances.
“IT BEGAN IN AFRIKA-KA-KA!” He won’t be so confident if this guy wins though, Cong Man was only a gnat’s wing away from winning the Cruiser Title in that brutal ladder match a fortnight ago. The fans cheer wildly as the legend himself makes his way to the ring.
“Stand back…there’s a Hurricane coming through!” And here comes the next participant, former SRW Cruiser Champion Hurricane (RM18)!
(Mysterio’s music hits) This man only last week teamed with Grandprix against Too Cool (Ant and Starlight) to successfully defend the Tag Team Titles with Psychiatrist (MikeAll) out injured, and now he wants a shot at Stone Edge at NHB – it’s Rey Mysterio (Cong Man)!
(Hardys music hits) And here comes another high-flyer, Jeff Hardy (Starlight)!
“Christian!! Christian!! At last, you’re on your ooooooooowwwwwnnnnn!!” This man was the first ever SRW Cruiserweight Champion, and has been involved in many great cruiser battles in the past, it’s Christian (Grandprix)! And he’s the first guy to be booed by the crowd!
(Kidman’s music hits) The fans’ response quickly changes as Billy Kidman (Figo) struts confidently to the ring!
(CKY hits) But it’s quickly back to booing and jeering again, as RawIsAndy (Starlight) steps out from behind the curtain. He’s regarded as one of the favourites for this match, because it was he who controversially lost the title to Stone Edge a couple of months back at Spun Out. He arrogantly ignores the fans, and spends rather a long time celebrating in the ring…
(Rat’s music hits) It’s Stone Edge’s fellow DoA member, The Rat (allardini)! However, as his involvement in this match proves, the two of them haven’t been the best of friends recently.
(Crash’s music hits) It’s a hardcore legend, Crash (Grandprix)! One of the smallest guys in the match, he’s certainly regarded as the underdog.
(My Sacrifice hits) The music of The Elements echoes through the arena as Jetster makes his way to the squared circle, the last man in this match. After he and Reaver (Ant) lost their tag team gold at Burnout, he’s looking for a shot at the Cruiser Title, something he’s never won before. As a former KOTR Finalist, he’s certainly a favourite.
The match begins straight away as Jetster runs straight at Cong Man and spears him down – The Elements and Da Animalz have always been huge rivals, and it’s showing here! Jetster whips him into the ropes and nails a powerful clothesline!
Meanwhile Rey Mysterio, Jeff Hardy and Billy Kidman are triple teaming Christian in the corner, and Kidman gets on all fours…Hardy runs from the opposite corner, and delivers the Poetry In Motion! He stands and celebrates, ONLY FOR REY MYSTERIO TO DROPKICK HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE MATCH! A surprise early exit for Jeff Hardy (Starlight)!
Kidman then tries to throw Mysterio over the top, but Rey Rey counters and Kidman falls between the ropes – he’s not out of the match yet. Rey then climbs between the ropes also, and turns so he’s standing on the apron facing the ring…oh man…ASAI MOONSAULT TO KIDMAN ON THE OUTSIDE! AMAZING STUFF FROM MYSTERIO!
Crash sprints at full speed towards Christian in the corner, but Christian sees it coming and uses Crash’s momentum to throw him out of the ring! Crash is out already, I’m not sure if he even threw a punch! Christian then comes up behind Cong Man who is pummelling away on Jetster in the corner, and delivers a Reverse DDT!
Jetster nods at Christian and the two double team The Cong Man to the fans’ distaste, whipping him into the ropes and hitting a double dropkick! Christian then picks up Congie, twists him around, AND PLANTS HIM WITH THE UNPRETTIER – WHAM! Awesome finisher from Christian, it could be all over for Cong Man…but wait, Jetster grabs a celebrating Christian by the neck, and tosses him out of the ring!
And here’s Hurricane from no where – CHOKESLAM OUT OF THE RING! JETSTER IS OUT OF THE MATCH! The fans scream in appreciation of the great strength from Hurricane, who turns, sees Kidman running towards him, and nails a Crossbody out of no where! He then puts Kidman’s head across the second rope, and calls for Rey Mysterio!
Mysterio sees this and signals – we know what’s coming! 619! Kidman staggers into the opposite ropes, where Hurricane clotheslines him out of this match! It’s every man for himself though as Rey twists Hurricane around and goes for a kick to the gut, but Hurricane catches the foot…MASSIVE ENZIGURI KICK, AND HURRICANE GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING!
During all of this, The Rat and RawIsAndy have been battling it out in one corner of the ring. RawIsAndy looks for the Jimjamjaha but it’s countered, and The Rat delivers a powerful clothesline. The Rat then tries to lock in the Rathouse, but RIA escapes out of it AND NAILS THE JIMJAMJAHA OUT OF NO WHERE!
Cong Man then runs at RIA – JIMJAMJAHA AGAIN! RawIsAndy is on fire! He quickly picks up The Rat and tries to lift him over the top but The Rat is fighting back…but Rey Mysterio arrives and hits an amazing Springboard Dropkick, knocking both The Rat and RawIsAndy out of the ring! They’re dropping like flies here!
Just two men are left – The Cong Man and Rey Mysterio (I wonder which SR user is gonna win this :D). The two men stalk each other, Congie would have to be the favourite as a former CAW World Champion, but then again, he’s never really fought anyone from SRW before. The two men are about to lock up here for the first time – CLANG!! WHAT THE HELL!? RAWISANDY (STARLIGHT) JUST SMASHED CONG MAN OVER THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Mysterio stands back, surprised, as RIA stands over the lifeless Cong Man laughing mockingly! And now he leans over Cong Man and screams into his ear, “yeah, how’d you like that!!! You think you’re some sort of legend!? What makes you so special!? I’m the man around here and I’m gonna prove it, by beating you in a 15 – foot high steel cage match at No Holds Barred! And you know what…Reaver has said that if I win, I get a shot at the CAW World Title! You are the only thing left standing in my way! And until NHB I am gonna make your life a living hell…and at NHB, I’m gonna send you to hell. I’ll see you later Cong Man, but for now, you need to lose this match.”
RIA throws the chair insultingly at the fallen legend and leaves the ring…what a mean streak from RIA! He’s obviously frustrated – at Burnout he attacked his tag team partner Ice Blaster, and now this!
Rey Mysterio looks a bit surprised but this is no disqualification, and to a mixed crowd reaction he hooks the leg! One…two…three! It’s all over, Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) will face Stone Edge (Jericho15) at NHB!
And speak of the devil, here is the Cruiser Champion! As Rey celebrates on the top rope Stone Edge enters the ring and waits behind him…Rey jumps down, turns, and Stone Edge cracks him right between the eyes with the Cruiser belt! Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) is cut wide open! Stone Edge leaves the ring, sneering, his job done for the night!
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So, Rey Mysterio (Cong Man) is the no.1 contender for the Cruiser Title, and RawIsAndy (Starlight) will face Cong Man in a Cage match at NHB (if that’s okay with DW.)
The winner of this match: Rey Mysterio (Cong Man)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Finkel: “The following match will be scheduled for one fall. It can end by pinfall, submission, knock-out, disqualification or count out. Introducing first, the special guest referee for this match…”
HERE COMES THE PAIN! Brock Lesnar is here! The pain has arrived! He steps out onto the stage and jumps about in a Brock fashion warming up to referee this big match. If you’re wondering why he’s not wearing a referee shirt, watch this clip from earlier on tonight…
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A clip is shown of Brock Lesnar sitting in his locker room. A knock on the door is heard…Brock answers it and it’s…
REAVER (ANT)! What does he want?!
“You might be needing this for later on”
Reaver hands over a referee shirt to Brock.
“Or I might not!”
Brock smiles and chucks the shirt on the floor as Reaver turns around and walks out the locker room.
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Brock steps in the ring and awaits the competitors.
LATINO HEAT! It’s the Guerreros, both walking out to this match together. It looks like they’re gonna have some double teaming on their mind as they strut down the ramp and enter the ring. Eddie and Chavo each talk some trash to Brock before awaiting The Game…
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! Triple H walks out onto the ramp after his recent return to SRW this past week on Eclipse. This is his first match back, so he’s going to be looking for a win. He stops at the top of the ramp, takes a swig of water before spitting it out into the air in a HHH fashion. He then walks down the ramp staring his opponents out. He has a tough match ahead of him and he knows it…
All 3 men are in the ring and so Brock signals for the bell to ring to start this match.
Ding Ding Ding! The bell rings and Eddie and Chavo run at Triple H only to be knocked down by a double clothesline! The Game (Ant) is pumped up for this match as he chucks Chavo (Mikeall) out of the ring and begins work on Eddie (Cong) with some right hands. HHH chucks Eddie into the ropes. Eddie ducks a clothesline and slides out of the ring. Triple H turns around only to be hit in the face with a dropkick from Chavo! Eddie re-enters the ring and accompanies Chavo in whipping HHH into the ropes. Triple H hits the ropes and bounces back towards the Guerreros to be taken up high into the double back body drop! Eddie and Chavo stomp away on Triple H before picking him up and hitting a double suplex. Eddie thinks that they have this one under control now, so turns around and taunts the crowd.
Chavo picks up Triple H but is taken back into the corner with some thunderous right hands from The Game. Eddie turns around and see’s this. He runs at HHH only to be BACK BODY DROPPED OUT OF THE RING! This gives Triple H a bit of time to work on Chavo Guerrero. He whips Chavo into the ropes and hits his trademark knee drop and then stomps away on the cruiserweight. Chavo soon manages to roll out of the ring though.
Eddie sneaks in the opposite side of the ring and runs at HHH hitting a bulldog. He picks up Triple H and exchanges punches only to be overpowered! Triple H (Ant) snap suplex’s Eddie then chucks him out of the ring realising Chavo is arising. He goes to ringside towards Chavo not realising Eddie is distracting Brock. *SMASH* Chavo (Mikeall) hits HHH right across the skull with a steel chair before sliding him back in the ring and getting the cover. Eddie sees whats happening and lets Brock get back to his job…
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…but pulls Chavo off The Game! Chavo shouts at his Uncle, “What are you doing?!” and Eddie replies “I’m winning this match, not you!” before hitting his nephew in the jaw and going up high!
FROG SPLASH TO TRIPLE H…NO, HE MOVED! EDDIE JUMPS UP IN PAIN FROM MISSING THE BIG MOVE AND TRIPLE H KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION…PEDIGREE! TRIPLE H GETS THE COVER…
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NO! Chavo makes the save and exchanges punches with The Game, BUT TRIPLE H GETS THE BETTER OF IT, EVENTUALLY HITTING A MAJOR PEDIGREE! Is this it for the Guerreros?! Triple H goes for the cover…
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No! Whats he doing?! Triple H stands up and points towards the turnbuckle! He shouts, “I’m feeling dam froggy!”! He pushes Chavo into position before climbing up high. We don’t usually see aerial moves from The Game. This should be interesting…
THE FROG SPLASH CONNECTS ON CHAVO GUERRERO! Triple H covers Chavo…
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No! Eddie (Cong) makes the save! He then runs to the other side of the ring. Triple H (Ant) stands up and runs at him! CLOTHESLINE! NO! EDDIE DUCKS! CLOTHESLINE FROM HHH TO BROCK LESNAR!!! Brock jumps straight back up as Eddie exits the ring with a smirk on his face in search of a weapon. Brock walks towards Triple H as The Game tries to explain his actions! He doesn’t want to fight Brock now, he wants to fight him at No Holds Barred! Triple H backs up…
CHAVO ROLLS HIM OVER INTO A QUICK COVER! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! BROCK FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT AND COUNTS…
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BROCK LESNAR JUST QUICK COUNTED TRIPLE H!!! The Game is livid! So is Eddie Guerrero! Brock raises Chavos hand in victory and laughs down at Triple H! Eddie didn’t even realise what had happened until it was over…Anyway, he’s found his weapon now!
*SMASH* Eddie hits Brock Lesnar right across his back and then repeatedly hits him on the ground…over and over again as Triple H hits the pedigree on Chavo Guerrero!
The Game walks back up the ramp shouting, “This is not over!” but it dam sure is!
Eddie Guerrero, soon after, chucks down the chair and walks back up the ramp leaving Chavo down and Brock Lesnar in a pool of his own blood! EMP’s run down to the ring to see to Brock Lesnar, whilst Chavo Guerrero, using the ropes, manages to slowly pull himself up.
Brock is taken out of the ring in a stretcher, then out of the arena in an ambulance as Chavo walks to the back. Chavo manages to walk into his locker room but…*BANG* Who in the hell was that!?! They just took Chavo out cold with some sort of steel bar! Someone go help Chavo. He may well be out cold!
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In conclusion to this match-up, Chavo Guerrero (Mikeall) is the number 1 contender for the Euro-Continental championship and will face Brock Lesnar (DW) at No Holds Barred but it looks like he may have a new unknown enemy! Brock Lesnar is likely to miss next weeks Eclipse. Eddie Guerrero (The Cong Man) doesn’t look to be too happy with Chavo Guerrero’s win. Triple H (Ant) sounds like he may still be on the title hunt despite his loss tonight.
Thanks for Reading,
Jericho15
SRW Tag Team Titles Match:
Grandprix (c) Vs Too Cool (Ant and Starlight)
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I'm hearing that we can go backstage now, where Grandprix is…
*Camera pans backstage to show Grandprix knocking on Da Animalz door*
"Hey Cong Man, Scotty, any of you two fancy being my Tag Team partner tonight?"
Cong Man: "Sorry, but we got a match to prepare for, where we are going to kick some serious butt, cya"
The door closes and Grandprix makes his way to RawisAndys locker room…
RawisAndy: "Uh, yeah, who is it?"
Grandprix: "Its Grandprix, want to be my Tag Team partner tonight, I'm facing Too Cool"
RawisAndy: "No"
The door slams shut and the camera pans back to the ring, Grandprix's gonna have to find a partner quick or he's gonna have to defend them Tag Team Belts on his own.
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"TURN IT UP! BANGIN IT, BANGIN IT!!" And hear come Too Cool to a good reception from the crowd. They dance away madly to the music as well as slapping high fives with the crowd along the way. The slide into the ring and make they're way up to the top rope, with their arms aloft.
"FIGHT THE SYSTEM!" And here comes judgement time as the crowd waits with baited breath to see whom, if anyone comes down to the ring with Grandprix. And here he comes, but without anyone else! The crowd gives a surprised look but cheer Grandprix along as he casually makes his way down to the ring.
"This looks like some sort of trick or set-up, Grandprix looks totally relaxed!" Screams The King
As the music dies down, Grandprix and Scotty look to grapple…
"BOOM!" AND OUT FLYS REY MYSTERIO ONTO THE ENTRANCE RAMP, THE CROWD GIVE OUT A MASSIVE RECEPTION!! GO REY, REY!!!
The King: "I told you so, I told you it was some sort of set-up!"
And it looks as if Grandprix has re-cruited Rey Mysterio, as he runs down to the ring, to accompany his partner for the night.
Rey climbs up onto the apron, whilst his partner locks up with Scotty. Scotty puts Grandprix into a headlock, but Grandprix fights Scotty off and whips him into the ropes, a takedown from Grandprix who rushes over to tag in his partner - Rey Mysterio! He jumps up onto the ropes and flies into the ring with a cross-body takedown, making an immediate impact…1, 2…but Scotty gets the shoulder up before 3.
Rey picks Scotty up and whips him into the ropes…Rey takes Scotty down with a Drop Toe Hold and then rushes round to the front of his body to lock on a side headlock. Rey finally breaks the hold and sends Scotty into the corner, where Rey rushes in and hits a corner clothesline before slamming Scotty face first into the canvas! Rey now goes up top and waits for Scotty to make his way up… AND REY FLIES AND HITS A FLYING HURRICANRANA!!!!
Scotty desperately needs to tag Grandmaster Sexay, but Rey isn't allowing that as he sends Scotty into his corner, and tags in Grandprix, who hits some stiff right and left hands to the mid-section of Scotty. Scotty staggers out of the corner and Grandprix lifts him up high… but Scotty slides down the back of Grandprix and scurries to his corner and tags Grandmaster Sexay in. Grandmasters bursts in and hits a dropkick to the knee of Grandprix, who as planned falls to his feet allowing Grandmaster to run and nail a quick snap suplex on the neck of Grandprix.
Grandmaster picks up Grandprix slowly, before whipping him into the ropes and nailing him with a stiff right hand, but Grandprix gets straight back up and Grandmaster retaliates with another right hand, this time keeping Grandprix down. He dances for the crowd, before turning… TO SEE THAT GRANDPRIX IS UP… ARGH! FINISH LINE, GRANDPRIX NAILS THE FINISH LANE AND ALMOST TAKES GRANDMASTER SEXAY'S HEAD OFF!
And now Grandprix makes the cover… 1… 2… but Scotty runs in and breaks up the pinfall! Grandprix is furious, but the referee is forcing him back into the ring, where Grandmaster is up and waiting for Grandprix… BUT REY RUNS IN AND TAKES GRANDMASTER'S LEGS FROM UNDERNEATH HIM! Great teamwork by the new tag team combination of Grandprix and Rey Mysterio, who seem to be working well tonight. Back to the action, and Grandprix laying into Grandmaster Sexay with some vicious kicks to the chest. When Grandprix does stop, he whips Grandmaster into the corner turnbuckle… AND FOLLOWS IN WITH HUGE SPLASH!!
Grandmaster is dazed and staggers out, Grandprix lifts him up high… and looks to slam him down… till Grandmaster counters and nails an impressive Facebuster!! And its now or never as the crowd gets behind their chosen men, both men are down are equally need a Tag, its gonna be a close call as Grandmaster seems to be closer to Scotty than Grandprix is to little Rey Rey Junior… And we hear the slap of hands as Scotty and Rey Mysterio get the tag at the same time as each other. They both run at each other with Scotty getting the advantage and nailing Rey with a stiff right hand, but Rey's straight back up and through Scotty's legs in no time and hits a Edge-o-Cution style manoeuvre!!! Rey starts to celebrate, buts cuts it short as Grandmaster is up, Rey whips him into the corner turnbuckle, Grandmaster is staggered for a moment, which can only mean one thing for Rey Rey to perform... THE 619!!!!!!! Rey Rey nails it!
The crowd is electric as Rey signals to the crowd, springboards off the top rope, and nails a hurricanrana and into the pin… 1…
AND GRANDPRIX HOLDS SCOTTY BACK FROM BREAKING THE PIN… 2…
3!!!!!!!!
HE'S DONE IT! WITH THE HELP OF REY MYSTERIO JUNIOR, GRANDPRIX RETAINS THE TITLES FOR THE SYSTEM FIGHTERS.
Scotty and Grandmaster Sexay are in despair, they worked so hard for this title shot, but was overcome by a 5 foot 3 guy named Rey Mysterio!!! But look, Grandprix is offering to dance with Too Cool! Too Cool look round at the crowd before agreeing and putting glasses on everybody! Cue the music…
BANGIN IT, BANGIN IT, BANGIN IT, BANGIN IT!!!
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And we leave you on this scene as SRW Eclipse finishes for the night, don't forget to tune in next week, same time, same place for another action-packed SRW Eclipse!!! Goodbye for now.
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Sorry for the late match, thanks for reading, Scott.
“5…4…3…2…1…whoooooshhhh…BOOM!!!” And we start the show with a massive bang as the familiar count down and pyro hit – it’s bWo member Chris Jericho (Figo)! As he cockily struts to the ring showing off his muscles, a video is shown from last week where he and the bWo destroyed Booker T (RM18), even using a flamethrower on him! We’ve heard that if Y2J uses such a weapon again he will be suspended, but do the bWo listen to authority?
“I’m the king of the world!” He screams as he enters the ring, and another video is shown, this time of him, RVD (AfroJoe) and LL Cool TT getting involved in an all-out brawl with Hogan (Asher D), Austin (Jericho15) and Booker T (RM18) – the bWo have certainly made an impact, and it’s no surprise considering they plan to take over the whole of SRW! This is a huge opportunity for the bWo, imagine if Y2J (Figo) is in the triple threat SRW Title match at NHB – it’ll end up being a handicap match against Austin (Jericho15)! But firstly he has to win here tonight, and then again next week against either Benoit (Grandprix) or Booker (RM18).
“IF YA SMELL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKIN’!” A huge roar goes up from the sell-out crowd here at SRW, because it’s The Rock (Starlight)! He’s been out of action recently after an utterly brutal feud with RVD (AfroJoe) resulting in a couple of serious injuries – but now he’s back and ready to go, and he’s definitely got all the fans behind him! He’s desperate to beat RVD (AfroJoe) so he can regain his SRW Title, so this is his chance to get into that triple threat at NHB.
“DING DING!” As the bell rings I would just like to remind you that no one is allowed to interfere in this match, and that includes the bWo! Anyone who does will be indefinitely suspended.
Chris Jericho (Figo) looks for the early advantage and gets it, knocking The Great One down with a flying clothesline, and then another! But Rock is straight back up and delivering those right-hands to the fans’ delight! He whipsY2J into the ropes and nails a perfect Powerslam! Jericho (Figo) staggers up but Rock (Starlight) continues the assault, forcing the bWo member back into the corner. He lays the smackdown once again, the final punch sending the self-confessed living legend flying out of the ring!
Rock (Starlight) slides underneath the ropes to join him, but Y2J (Figo) suddenly reacts and hits a Low Blow – the ref couldn’t see because it was on the outside! Devious but effective tactics by Jericho (Figo), and know he drops Rock neck-first on the security barrier! He then picks him up, and sends him flying head-first into the steel steps – CRASH!!!
The cocky Jericho (Figo) does a few press-ups on the outside, “oh yeah baby! I’m the best!” He throws Rocky back into the ring and makes a cover, but only getting a 1-count, his boastfulness possibly costing him there. He whips Rock (Starlight) and delivers some harsh knife-edge chops – “WHOOO!” He then mightily throws him into the opposite turnbuckle, and The Great One crashes painfully shoulder-first into the steel pole!
“Oh yeah! The new no.1 contender is right here baby!” Jericho (Figo) screams, and the audience replies with a cacophony of boos and jeers!
But The Rock (Starlight) suddenly leaps to his feet, and takes Y2J (Figo) down with a big clothesline! And then another! The fans cheer wildly as The Rock (Starlight) plants Jericho (Figo) with a huge DDT – WHAM! Rocky is on fire!
He whips a stunned Y2J (Figo) into the ropes and tosses him high over his head – Back Body Drop! Jericho (Figo) just won’t stay down though, until Rock (Starlight) nails a textbook Backdrop Suplex – Y2J landed right on the back of his head!
And now Rock (Starlight) wants to finish the match off, he’s going for the Sharpshooter – but Jericho (Figo) rolls through it and goes for the WALLS OF JERICHO! But Rock (Starlight) counters into a small package, 1…2…
Kick-out! Jericho (Figo) leaps up and tries to gain some speed by bouncing himself off the ropes, but he runs straight into a massive SPINEBUSTER! AND THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET, THEY KNOW WHAT’S COMING! The Rock (Starlight) throws his elbow pad into the crowd, bounces off one set of ropes, bounces off the other, and nails the PEOPLE’S ELBOW – WHAM! IT’S ALL OVER!
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TWO…
SHOULDER UP FROM Y2J (FIGO)! AMAZING RESILIENCY!
The Rock (Starlight) is in shock, but he’s not finished yet, because now he’s stalking Jericho (Figo)! Jericho finally gets to his feet, turns, and ROCK BO- NO, REVERSED WITH SOME ELBOWS TO THE HEAD, AND NOW JERICHO (FIGO) DELIVERS A BULLDOG! AND HE FOLLOWS THIS UP WITH A HUGE LIONSAULT – WHAM! PERFECT EXECUTION!
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TWO…
KICK-OUT FROM THE ROCK (STARLIGHT)! This is great stuff – now it’s Jericho (Figo)’s to be shocked! But he too is a top professional, and he proves this by locking in the WALLS OF JERICHO! IS THE ROCK (STARLIGHT) GONNA TAP!?
No, he reaches the bottom rope with a great effort, before escaping to the ring apron to try and recover! Jericho (Figo) is p!ssed but he’s not done, as he looks for an amazing Springboard Dropkick – but Rock (Starlight) ducks it and Jericho (Figo) lands painfully on the canvas!
Rock (Starlight) is back in the ring and stalking Y2J (Figo), who stands, and turns straight into the ROCK BOTTOM – WHAM! MASSIVE IMPACT!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE! IT’S ALL OVER!
Either men could have won here today, but in the end the victory goes to Rock (Starlight), he’ll be in next week’s final! The question now is who will he…wait, looks who’s running down the ramp! The fans cheers have quickly turned to boos because it’s RVD (AfroJoe) with a steel chair! The Rock (Starlight) is celebrating on the top rope and doesn’t have a clue!
He steps down, turns, and CLANG! MASSIVE SHOT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES – ROCK (STARLIGHT) HAS BEEN CUT WIDE OPEN BY THE SRW CHAMPION! RVD (AfroJoe) and Chris Jericho (Figo) look down at the fallen victor and laugh, they may have lost the match, but RVD (AfroJoe) has certainly sent a message to The Rock (Starlight) here tonight.
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The winner of this match, and through to next week’s no.1 contenders final: The Rock (Starlight)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“Please, give it up for the bWo World Champion, RVD (AfroJoe)!” The crowd responds with boos and jeers, but what’s more interesting is the way he calls it the bWo World Title…we know what the bWo want – they want the rest of the titles, and they want SRW. We’ve heard rumours that they’re going to deface the SRW belt, so it’s more to their style…what chaos are they going to wreak here in SRW!?
“Tonight the champ faces off against some punk called Hulk Hogan (Asher D), who specifically challenged us, but I’d firstly like to respond to some things. We’ve been told RVD (AJ) here will defend his title at No Holds Barred in a couple of weeks in a triple threat against Steve Austin (Jericho15) and one other…well, that’s fine! Austin, bring your punk @ss and we’ll whoop it, and the same goes for everyone else! Reaver (Ant), you told us that if we want SRW we’ve got to come and get it…well, that’s fine too. And Booker T (RM18), you’re gonna feel the full force of the bWo later this week…because, you see-“
(Real American hits) The fans are on their feet and applauding and cheering wildly, because here comes Hollywood Hulk Hogan (Asher D)! And even better, he’s interrupted LL Cool TT! The bWo leader does not look happy!
Hogan is soon in the ring and the match begins straight away, as RVD (AfroJoe) whips him into the ropes and nails a beautiful dropkick. He then drops a leg into the neck of the legend, and follows this is up with a set of vicious stomps – we’ve seen an evil mean streak from the World Champion the past few months that we’ve never seen before! LL Cool TT cheers his man on as he heads to the top rope for the first time…Missile Dropkick connects!
But Hogan (Asher D) is already up with the fans chanting his name, and he delivers some powerful right-hands, and follows them up with a big clothesline! RVD (AJ) staggers to his feet, and Hogan nails a Big Boot to the face! And now he’s signalling to the fans – surely it won’t be over already!? He’s gonna go for the big Leg Drop!
He goes to bounce off the ropes – CLANG! LL COOL TT WITH A CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK! And now he climbs to the ring apron, and CLANG – A MASSIVE SHOT TO THE HEAD! HOGAN (ASHER D) IS DOWN AND OUT!
And RVD (AfroJoe) leaps to his feet suddenly, it looks like he was playing possum! The bell rings for the disqualification but they don’t care – I expect they planned it! LL Cool TT joins the Champion in the ring and they begin to lay a beating on him – CLANG! THE CHAIR TO THE STOMACH! RVD hits the Rolling Thunder, and then spits on the lifeless legend! This is disgusting!
LL Cool TT then places the chair on the stomach of Hogan (Asher D), and Rob Van Dam (AfroJoe) heads to the top rope. He sneers, points to his shoulders and shouts “R-V-D!” And then nails a massive 5-STAR FROG SPLASH ONTO THE CHAIR – WHAM!! BRUTAL IMPACT! This needs to be stopped now!
And wait, look, it’s Stone Cold Steve Austin (Jericho15)! He’s here to fan’s delight! He rushes the ring and begins the punishment, knocking LL Cool TT down with a right-hand and then doing the same to RVD (AfroJoe)! LL Cool TT struggles to his feet, turns, STONE COLD STUNNER!
STUNNER TO RVD (AFROJOE)! STONE COLD (JERICHO15) IS DESTROYING THE BWO!
But now here comes Chris Jericho (Figo) – this is insane! He desperately wants revenge on Austin after the Rattlesnake literally disfigured him in a match a few weeks ago! He enters the ring behind Austin (Jericho15), and delivers a trademark Bulldog onto the steel chair that is still in the ring!
Now he’s got Austin (Jericho15)’s legs, and he’s locking him into the WALLS OF JERICHO! AUSTIN (JERICHO15) IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS JERICHO (FIGO) APPLIES THE WALLS OF JERICHO!
But now what – it’s Booker T (RM18)! He’s set to face Y2J later in Eclipse, but it looks like they’re going to get it on early!
But Y2J (Figo) releases the hold and escapes the ring as Booker enters, along with LL Cool TT, RVD (AJ) and the SRW World belt! Austin (Jericho15), Booker T (RM18) and Hogan (Asher D) have cleared the bWo out of the ring – if they want SRW, they’re gonna have to fight for it!
The bWo leave screaming insults at the three men in the ring, but what will happen later when Y2J (Figo) faces off against Booker T (RM18)? Find out here, only on Eclipse.
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Thanks for reading, Ant.
Also, we will be making a point to make this match as realistic and SRW as possible. Plots using non-existent SRW characters attacking people and super-heels turning into fan-favourites will be kept to a minimum at all times.
And as I end that sentence, the crowd boo rampantly, for Batista has appeared at the top of the ramp, pushing a wheelbarrow which is full to the brim with weapons: bats, a dustbin, even a plant pot can be seen. Batista has laid this down under the apron, as if to hide it from Josh. He has pulled out a golf club from the wheelbarrow, and is now preparing himself in the ring.
And the crowd cheer, as Batista’s back turns and Josh speeds down the ramp. Batista is tightening his shoelace, leaning against the ropes! Josh using his mind here to pull one over on Batista. And he springs into the ring, but Batista has heard his footsteps and turns around to be met with a huge clothesline! Batista sent flying, and quite right too, as Josh has been gaining power into that hit right from the top of the ramp. Batista’s golf club now rests in Josh’s hands, but Batista seems to focused on Josh to care about the pain from that clothesline. Already he is up, and has wrestled the club out of Josh’s grip, only to be slammed into the turnbuckle and kicked in the mid-section rapidly. The golf club changing hands a lot at the moment, and Batista kicks it out of Josh’s hand, but Josh takes the advantage and grabs Batista’s leg, only to find Batista holding onto the ropes with his hands and delivering a nasty kick with his free leg to Josh’s head. Josh sent tumbling down, but not for long, as no matter what pain these men endure, at the moment it doesn’t matter to them - they are 100% focused on each other.
Batista has climbed out of the ring, and Josh attempts to throw the club at him, but it hits the ropes at an angle and bounces out of the ring away from both wrestlers. Batista pulls out.. a table! Josh gets up to try a Baseball slide, which Batista dodges, and then flings the table into the ring, which Josh dodges. Josh sets up the table, and Batista climbs into the ring, and he is running to a back-turned Josh. Will he put Josh through already? No! Josh is cheered as he anticipates the attack and sticks a leg out, which Batista runs straight into. Batista starting to acknowledge the pain, but only for a few seconds, as he is back and focused on Josh once more. The table is dangerously close to Josh’s back, and a powerbomb-esque move now would be devastating. But Josh strikes first, only getting Batista into a headlock, which is broken straight away as Josh is met by the forearm of Batista. Josh also feeling the pain for a split-second, but he is right back in this, and... Batista catches a run from Josh.. into the air... above the table... oh! Batista just flung Josh OVER the table! The crowd almost died halfway through that move, but Josh rolls up, and the table now separates the two men.
Batista runs into the table, and tries to push it into Josh, ramming him into the corner, but Josh mounts the turnbuckle and climbs down onto the apron and back into the ring. The table now right in one corner, as Josh and Batista go head to head yet again. A kick from Josh, a punch from Batista - nothing really separating the two men as of yet. The two men edge closer to the table. And the crowd cheer! Batista and Josh don’t bat an eye, but we can see something the really should care about. Yes, that’s right - Anarchy! He’s steadily walking down the ramp, and into the ring... he runs at the two men...
“Josh.. MOVE!!”
Josh falls out of the way, and Batista is left alone, with a table behind him. Anarchy hits a spear.. which.. Batista reverses! Batista into an Inverted DDT! He uses all his strength, and twists Anarchy round mid-air, and sends Anarchy THROUGH THE TABLE! Anarchy tried a spear, Batista tried an Inverted DDT, span Anarchy round mid air and sent Anarchy front first throught the table! Well, not the impact that Anarchy would have liked to make on this match at all! Josh appears behind him, clutching the golf club. And a straight hit, catching Batista right round his head! And again! And again! He won’t stop! The crowd cheer, which is a surprise for... Billy Gunn! Billy Gunn, who has made no impact on SRW yet, comes downto the ring, and heads straight under the apron, and pulls out a steel chair! He flies under the rope and shoves it full force into Josh’s, er, manly area, and delivers a Fameasser to Josh onto the chair! He drags Batista up and throws him onto Josh.
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Batista pulls off the win, which means no Anarchy Vs Batista at No Hold Barred! But on everyone’s mind at the moment... Billy Gunn?
“Batista.. I have admired you for ages. You are everything a wrestler should be, and I believe that teaming up with you would do my SRW career a lot of good, as well as yours. I know I am not a regular here by any means, but I know how to wrestle, so what do you say? I won’t take no for an answer - and I saved you butt there.”
“Y-yes.. okay.”
“Okay. Listen up Josh. Listen up Anarchy. I bet now you’ll want to get your hands on us. Well, in your current state, I wouldnt waste the effort into beating you. So, at No Holds Barred, instead of Anarchy Vs Batista like their could have been, I challenge you to a Tag Team Tables match. Because I want to see you BOTH put through tables. You can’t refuse - I’m ordering you, not telling you.”
Billy Gunn throws down the microphone and walks off with Batista, to a silent crowd in the background. Josh and Anarchy look a little overwhelmed by it all, but they no the task they face at No Holds Barred. It’s gonna be one hell of a match.
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Winner: Batista (Figo)
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No Holds Barred - Tag Team Tables Match - Billy Gunn (Asher D) & Batista (Figo) Vs Josh Matthews (DW) and Anarchy (DW).
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Grandprix won the tag titles at Burnout with a little help from DW, who then transferred to a different federation. With Grandprix’s regular partner, The Psychiatrist (MikeAll), put on the shelf by a bitter Reaver (Ant), Grandprix has to now go it alone in defending the Tag Titles. Too Cool won a number one contenders match for the Tag Titles at Burnout.
Hawk and Havoc are heading for a run in at the next Pay Per View after Havoc beat Admiral Ape to become number one contender and Hawk successfully defended the CAW title against archrival Scotty Dogg. They now have to try and co-exist and take some momentum into the PPV.
Hawk (Afrojoe) is seen walking around in the back; knocks on a door and walks in. Hawk strides confidently up to Havoc (Hercules) and they stare at each other face to face.
“I know you want this.” *taps his CAW title* “I’m looking forward to our match at the PPV but I’m concerned. I’m the CAW champion for a reason. I don’t trust you but I want to win this match so if we stay out of each other’s way and just try to function as a team, we can concentrate on putting on a fantastic match at the PPV.”
Hawk and Havoc continue staring at each other as Hawk backs away and exits the room.
‘The Chain’ plays and out comes Grandprix as the special referee. He could be the deciding factor in this match. Will he want to get one over on Too Cool, drive a bigger wedge between Hawk and Havoc or play this one straight down the middle?
‘TURN IT UP!’ Too Cool’s music plays and out comes Grandmaster Sexay (Ant) and Scotty 2 Hotty (Starlight) dancing their way down the ramp. They dance their way into the ring and calm down enough to give Grandprix a rather distrusting look before waiting for their opponents.
‘The End is Here’ plays and out walks Havoc (Hercules). It’s been a great start to his SRW career. Havoc hasn’t been in SRW very long and he already has a shot at the biggest title in the business.
Hawk’s music plays and out comes Hawk (Afrojoe) with the CAW title in hand. He has been through the wars recently. The huge feud with Scotty Dogg (Figo) rumbled into the Hell In A Cell match at Spun Out and the title match at Burnout and it certainly was intense. Hawk has come through it with confidence and looks an extremely solid champion.
Hawk hands his CAW title to Grandprix, who seems rather taken by having the belt in his hands. He hands it to the outside of the ring and signals for the bell. This match is underway. Grandmaster Sexay and, after much discussion, Havoc will start this match off. GMS looks seriously outmatched here. GMS bounces off the ropes, slides through a rather static looking Havoc’s legs, grabs Havoc’s legs on the way through, flips a fallen Havoc over and bridges over Havoc for the cover! 1…
KICK OUT! Havoc (Hercules) powers out with conviction but he will have to be quicker on his feet. GMS (Ant) bounces off the ropes, Havoc reads the situation, back body drop, GMS flips over, rollup pin! 1…
KICK OUT! GMS is looking pretty lively at the moment. Havoc seems a little annoyed. Grandprix has been playing it straight down the middle with the fair counts at the moment. Havoc back on his feet, GMS bounces off the ropes, Havoc runs in with a huge knee to the midsection and stops GMS in his tracks. Havoc with a huge overhead suplex! The whole arena felt that one!
GMS rolls around and then springs up and tags in Scotty (Starlight). Scotty and GMS with synchronicity off the ropes, OOOH!! Double flapjack by Havoc! Good display of strength by Havoc there. Havoc tries to pick them both up, they both scuttle behind Havoc, double Irish whip by Too Cool, and Havoc bounces off the turnbuckle, Scotty off the ropes, OOOH! Havoc spins round and clotheslines him to the mat with authority! Havoc picks up Scotty, small package! 1… 2…
KICK OUT! Managed a two count this time. Havoc seems rather annoyed with these cheeky pins and slides out of the ring. Scotty is getting the crowd going as Havoc walks with purpose on the outside. HAVOC HAS PICKED UP A CHAIR!! Hawk is looking really concerned. Havoc slides into the ring, swings at Scotty, Scotty rolls behind, Havoc with a wild swipe AND SMACKS SCOTTY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! THIS ONE IS OVER!! Everyone is in the ring now and it’s chaos!
Grandprix is calling for a mic!
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! Everybody stop! Havoc’s chair shot…
IS LEGAL! I like hardcore matches. Just don’t think you can convert this match to a tornado tag because I won’t be happy if that happens!”
It seems like this match is still on! The crowd seem happy with that at least. Too Cool (Ant and Starlight) look bewildered. They had the DQ there. Hawk (Afrojoe) seems relieved and Havoc looks pretty happy with that decision. Grandprix ushers Hawk and GMS out onto the apron and the match restarts. Havoc (Hercules) still has the chair in his hand; Scotty bounces off the ropes after given plenty of time to recover, SCOTTY DROPKICKS THE CHAIR! Havoc stumbles back to the corner and Hawk tags himself in.
Scotty bounces off the ropes… dropkick! Hawk just palms Scotty away. Hawk drops an elbow and then just kicks him in the midsection a couple of times. Hawk picks him up and throws him into the corner. Hawk starts choking Scotty in the corner and then just throws him across the ring! HAVOC TAGS HIMSELF IN! Hawk looks frustrated and angry but Grandprix forces him out.
Havoc (Hercules) grabs the chair again and just lashes it on Scotty’s back! He drops the chair and whips Scotty (Starlight) off the ropes; Scotty ducks the clothesline attempt, OOOH!! Havoc scoops Scotty up and hits a military press slam! Havoc picks Scotty up; he’s setting up THE PAIN! GMS (Ant) is alert to the danger, Hawk (Afrojoe) is quick out of the corner as well, GMS climbs the turnbuckle, and Hawk throws GMS off the top, GMS flies straight into the gut of Havoc!
Havoc looks angry and confronts Hawk! This could explode right here! Hawk is protesting his innocence, Too Cool in tandem, GMS springs off the ropes and dropkicks Hawk out of the ring! Scotty bounces of the ropes, Bulldog! He’s setting up for THE WORM!! Someone just got rammed into the steel steps on the outside!
W… O… R… M… SPEAR! Spear out of nothing from Hawk (Afrojoe)! This match is out of control! GMS (Ant) was the one that got rammed into the steps and now Hawk and Havoc (Hercules) have control of Scotty (Starlight). Grandprix has given up trying to control this match and is letting everything go here. Havoc picks up Scotty and Hawk picks up the chair, WHAM! Hawk plants the chair on the head of Scotty! WHAM! FINISH LINE ON HAVOC! HAWK IS STUNNED! Why did Grandprix do that? Hawk confronts Grandprix!
Grandprix is on the mic again.
“I warned you! Don’t turn this into a tornado tag match! This is what you get for not listening to me!”
Both the legal men are down and Hawk has been forced onto the apron and GMS is back on the apron now as well. Scotty is moving first and crawls towards his corner. Havoc looks a little dazed and is crawling towards his corner. Scotty tags first and Havoc makes the tag! Hawk runs GMS down and signals for the Hawk Screwdriver! He sets him up, Scotty quickly gets in but Havoc is ready with the chair! Scotty has to get past Havoc to split the finisher. Scotty runs, Havoc misses, Scotty is right behind Hawk, HAVOC HIT HAWK IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR!!! Scotty hits Havoc out of the ring. GMS rolls Hawk up! 1… 2…
3! TOO COOL WIN!! Grandprix made the fair count and Hawk (Afrojoe) looks stunned and confronts Havoc (Hercules)! Too Cool are celebrating in the ring as Havoc backs away up the ramp. Hawk is yelling at Havoc and they are still arguing in the back!
Grandprix is in the ring with Too Cool! He could be in trouble here! Grandprix offers his hand! Too Cool shakes his hand and Grandprix heads to the back. Too Cool start dancing in the ring!
WINNER: TOO COOL (ANT AND STARLIGHT)
Jetster - Random Hero
Anarchy - DW
Hello, welcome to Eclipse, and have we got a great match lined up for you now. It’s a straight singles match between Jetster and Anarchy. The real sting, though, is that if Anarchy secures a victory, he is a CAW title contender. Jetster will be looking to stop Anarchy from achieving this and getting a little bit of notoriety in the process. So, fasten your seatbelts. It’s gonna be one hell of a match tonight!
And Jetster emerges at the top of the stage to a fairly quiet reception, the crowd calm as Jetster walks slowly down into the ring, giving the referee a quick glance and preparing himself.
And the whole arena goes quiet, and BOOM! Fireworks light up the stage, and Anarchy emerges on the stage. And the ovatiion the Anarchists are giving Anarchy is amazing, they’ve almost drained out Anarchy’s entrance music. Well, Jetster has a task on his hands, this giant of a man approaches the ring and Jetster is staying as far away as possible. Anarchy climbs through the ropes, the crowd still haven’t stopped cheering, although as you can imagine they have quietened down a fair bit.
Well, the bell rings, and Jetster gets the iniative straight away with a really strong spear, which takes Anarchy down in one fell swoop. The crowd don’t like that, and a chorus of boos echoes around the arena as Jetster lays into a floored Anarchy. But Anarchy isn’t down for long, and he stands up to the horror of Jetster. It’s obvious that Jetster wants to avoid any real wrestling with Anarchy and hit him with short, sharp attacks. Jetster runs against the ropes, but Anarchy looks prepared and Jetster stops himself mid-run as he knows that it would be all too easy for Anarchy to do serious damage with a counter to Jetster’s run. Jetster darts up to the turnbuckle, and Anarchy runs against the rope to shake the turnbuckle, but Jetster leaps off just in time and connects with a huge flying Dropkick, but Anarchy isn’t hurt! He stumbled backwards, but he is still standing and looks focused, as Jetster tries to find some energy, as he hit the floor hard after his Dropkick. Anarchy has his hands on Jetster now, as the crowd roar in delight, but Jetster retaliates with an elbow to the groin, and he escapes Anarchy’s clutch, to a shower of disapproval from the fans. He’s run against the ropes, and he doesn’t chicken out this time, as he lands a huge Leg Drop onto Anarchy. Anarchy is still down, as Jetster mounts the turnbuckle, but he isn’t doing anything!?! He’s just sat up there on the turnbuckle, watchiong and waiting. What is he up to? Anarchy is climbing up, and has his back turned to Jetster, who is still on his perch. Anarchy turns around cautiously, and Jetster leaps through the air with a flying body press! But Anarchy caught him! And he quickly converts it into a rib breaker, and what a rib breaker! The full force of the jump, and Anarchy’s knee, both combining to do serious damage to Jetster’s ribs!
And Anarchy lays him down, and goes for a pin!
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And already Anarchy has made the pinfall! The match barely 2 minutes old, and already Anarchy using the advantage to pin Jetster and get the game over with! Well, we thought Anarchy would be eager for the win, but we never imagined the match would end so abruptly! So, that’s it! Anarchy has won, and is now a contender for the CAW title. Jetster slides out of the
ring, as Anarchy is cheered heavily.
But, what's this? The entire of SRW has come down into the ring wearing punk polka dot shorts and sandals. Well, they are all rolling down the ramp, and dancing around. Oh! Triple_H has emerged at the top of the ramp wearing nothing but flippers! The crowd scream in disbelief.
:-D
Just delete the bit after 'Anarchyis cheered heavily', and use that as your match.
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WINNER: Anarchy
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Anarchy is now a contender for the CAW title.
Hope you enjoyed that short little epsiode :-)
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Reaver climbs in, and delivers three leg drops to Grandprix, before picking him up and tossing him into the corner. Reaver then begins to stomp on Grandprix, before celebrating to the crowd, and you know what their reaction is already. Reaver then picks Grandprix up out of the corner, and hits him with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex! What's Reaver doing now??? Ah, he's signalling that he's going to fly. It may well be time for the 450 Splash! Reaver heads up top - AND JUMPS INTO THE 450, BUT GRANDPRIX ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! WHAM! Reaver landed flat in the middle of the ring - that was like doing a belly flop from the top of a diving board... but worse! He's in pain, but he's getting back to his feet... Grandprix is taunting him. The Psychiatrist knows what is coming, and quickly jumps down off the apron, and runs over to where Jetster is, pulling Jetster off the apron. Just at that second, GRANDPRIX HITS THE FINISH LINE ON REAVER! He goes for the cover - 1, 2, 3! DING DING DING!
and then
Grandprix and The Psychiatrist make their way up the ramp to a great ovation from the crowd - but wait a minute! Reaver has a microphone in his hand, and he's looking to address The System Fighters.
"Hey... hey hey hey! Wait a minute! Don't think you're going to beat us that easily! How about we make this one best of three! Oh, and this time, it's a Tornado Tag match. And one more thing - THIS'LL BE A NO DISQUALIFICATION!"
and finally
Jetster climbs into the ring silently with his chair, and sneaks up behind Grandprix, BEFORE SMACKING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH IT! He is now taunting Grandprix with the chair, and suddenly the crowd start to cheer! Jetster looks confused - are they cheering him? NOPE, BECAUSE HERE COMES CONG MAN! THE CONG MAN IS SPRINTING DOWN TO RINGSIDE! He slides into the ring, and grabs the chair off Jetster quickly, before smacking him right between the eyes with it. He's now taunting Reaver -who is getting back to his feet- with it. Reaver gets to his feet slowly, turns around, AND RECEIVES ONE VILE CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD! He falls to the ground, out cold, as Cong Man places Grandprix on him. The referee is powerless to do anything - this was Reaver's fault - he made the No DQ rules in this match. The ref makes the count - 1, 2, 3! DING DING DING!
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And then, a couple of weeks after that, Reaver broke The Psychiatrist's neck in a singles match after the Dead DDT off the top rope.
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The crowd all gets on their feet as they try to get a glance at Reaver, who is nearly out cold! But The Trist doesn’t appear to be bothered as he locks his arms around Reaver's waist once again… BUT REAVER STARTS TO FIGHT BACK WITH A SERIES OF RIGHT AND LEFT ELBOWS! The crowd hates Reaver, but they appear to be enjoying the way this match is turning out as Reaver breaks free of The Trist! He runs into the ropes, and nails a Running DDT! And now he's going up top? Maybe its time for the 450 Splash? He looks at the crowd, but The Trist starts gradually getting up! What's Reaver gonna do instead?!… HE LEAPS OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND GRABS THE TRISTS NECK, DANGEROUS DDT!!! ARGH, THE TRIST'S NECK APPEARS TO BE BROKEN?!
Reaver falls into the cover not realising what he has possibly done… 1, 2…
BUT, GRANDPRIX BREAKS THE PINFALL!? WTF, WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
The Referee calls for the bell, Reaver's gonna win this by DQ but Grandprix isn't bothered, he's pummelling away at Reaver!
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But then, Grandprix got his revenge on Reaver by overcoming the odds with his masked-partner, which turned out to be none other than DW, returning for one last night, and helping Grandprix beat not only The Elements, but the DoA as well.
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AND REAVER'S UP! HE'S STALKING THE MASKED MAN! IS THE CROWD CHEERING FOR HIM OR…. AND REAVER GRABS THAT MASK ONCE AGAIN! IS IT GONNA COME OFF THIS TIME?! BUT LOOK, GRANDPRIX IS UP TOP…TURN ROUND REAVER!…GRANDPRIX JUMPS AND DELIVERS THE FINISH LINE, NEARLY TAKING REAVER'S HEAD OFF!
The Masked Man has once again escaped with his identity in tact, but more importantly, Grandprix has got the cover on Reaver…ONE…. ANARCHY IS JUST HEAVING HIMSELF UP ONTO THE APRON…. 2…. JETSTER'S UP NOW…. ARE THEY GONNA MAKE IT?!
3!!!!!!! NO THEY HAVEN'T AS THE BELL RINGS FOR THE END OF THE MATCH!!!! THE SYSTEM FIGHTERS HAVE DONE IT!!!!!
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So now, Grandprix is the Tag Team Champion all by himself, and will have to prove that he can fight by defeating Reaver tonight on SRW Eclipse.
The Chain, by Fleetwood Mac blares out across the arena to a huge ovation - the crowd are all on their feet, as Grandprix emerges from behind the curtain to a great reaction from the crowd here tonight on SRW Eclipse. "From Silverstone, England, weighing in at 240lbs - GRAAAAAAAAANDPRIIIIIIIIX!". Grandprix salutes to the crowd, before making his way down the ramp to the ring. He climbs in, and heads to the nearest turnbuckle, where he again signals towards the crowd, ready for this big match.
"My Sacrifice!" blasts out now, as Reaver walks out from underneath the TitanTron to a tidal wave of boos. "From Essex, England, weighing in at 230lbs, the Commissioner of SRW, REEEEEEAVER!". He glances around the arena, before smirking and walking down to the ring. Instead of climbing into the ring, however, Reaver walks around it, and picks up a microphone from near the announcers table, still receiving a large amount of boos, jeers and insults from the crowd.
Reaver: Cut the music! You know, you people make me sick!
*Boos*
Reaver: I'm your commissioner that cares about your interests and your interests alone, so why, every week, do you continue to boo me? No, no, wait, I'll tell you - you're obviously too braindead to answer the question yourselves...
*More boos*
Reaver: I'll tell you why - because you're the biggest bunch of ignorant, pie-scoffing, overweight fools I've ever set my eyes on!
*Tremendous amounts of boos follow this statement, but before Reaver can say anything else, Grandprix butts in.*
Grandprix: Hey, Reaver, you just wait a minute! The reason these people hate your guts is because of your uncaring and downright frustrating way of running this company, and you dare to call these people ignorant? Pah, Reaver, get your a** in the ring right now, so you can feel the full force of the Finish Line!
*Grandprix throws down the microphone, signalling towards Reaver - he wants him in this ring right now.*
Reaver: Shut the hell up! I'm not attempting to deal with you at this moment in time - I'm going to teach this bunch of ignoramuses how to live their lives. Now, what you fools don't realise...
...but Grandprix is already on his way out of the ring. Reaver drops his microphone and runs around the ring once before sliding into it. Grandprix slides in after Reaver, but Reaver has the advantage - he begins stomping on Grandprix. DING DING DING! Reaver continues stomping away on Grandprix, stomping him towards the corner. The referee, eventually, though, pulls Reaver off Grandprix, allowing Grandprix some time to regain some energy. But as soon as Grandprix tries to get back to his feet, Reaver is on him in a flash. Reaver begins to punch Grandprix on the back, and then kicks him in the stomach. Reaver then throws Grandprix into the opposite corner, and as Grandprix bounces off it, Reaver hits him with a Running Dropkick! Reaver goes for the quick pin - 1, t, but a kickout by Grandprix right on two.
Reaver picks Grandprix up off the mat again, before planting him with a Scoop Slam. He picks up Grandprix yet again, and tries to kick him in the ribs, but Grandprix catches his leg, and is now taunting Reaver, but that was the wrong thing to do, AS REAVER HITS HIM WITH THE ENZIGURI KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE! Reaver then begins stomping on Grandprix, before trying to put him in the The Overdrive! But Grandprix scrambles away and grabs onto the ropes, to Reaver's annoyance. Grandprix uses the ropes to get back to his feet quickly, and attempts a Clothesline on Reaver, but Reaver ducks underneath it, PICKS GRANDPRIX OFF THE GROUND, AND PLANTS HIM WITH A REVERSE BRAINBUSTER! Reaver goes for another cover - 1, 2, and a kickout again on two from Grandprix. "1, 2, 3,!" Reaver shouts at the ref, angrily.
Reaver is now heading outside the ring for something - aha, this match is no-Disqualification, and Reaver realises a way to wear down Grandprix would be to take a weapon to his head, and indeed, Reaver picks up a chair, and throws it into the ring. But he's not done, as he now searches under the ring, and find a trash can, which he also throws into the ring. Reaver climbs back in, just as Grandprix is almost back on his feet. Reaver then picks up the chair, and is taunting Grandprix with it. Grandprix turns around, AND HIS HEAD IS NEARLY TAKEN OFF WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR! Cover by Reaver - it's surely over this time - 1, 2, and again a kickout from Grandprix just before three.
Reaver is getting annoyed with the referee, and is protesting that the ref should count faster. Reaver, then, after giving Grandprix a little time to recuperate, turns his attention back onto the former Formula ! race driver. He picks up the already mangled chair, and is looking to use it again on Grandprix's head. Grandprix gets to his feet, and staggers around, JUST AS REAVER SWINGS THE CHAIR! But no, Grandprix ducks under it, AND DELIVERS A FOLLOW-THROUGH KICK, SMASHING THE CHAIR THROUGH REAVER'S FACE! Now Grandprix is the one to go for the cover - 1, 2, and a kickout before the three from Reaver.
Grandprix keeps focused on Reaver though, and begins to stomp on him right away. Grandprix then, picks Reaver up by the hair, and puts him right back down on the mat again with a Snap Suplex! Reaver isn't too damaged, though, and is back on his feet pretty quickly, but he walks right into a Bell To Belly Suplex! This also doesn't do much damage to Reaver, and he gets up, attempts to Clothesline Grandprix, but he misses, and Grandprix hits him with a German Suplex! 3 successive different Suplexes to Reaver! Grandprix picks him up though, AND SENDS REAVER CRASHING INTO THE MAT IN THE PIT STOP! Cover by Grandprix - 1, 2, and a kickout again from Reaver before the count of three. Grandprix is now the one to look frustrated.
Grandprix storms outside the ring, and picks up the ring bell from next to the announcers table. He throws the ring bell in, before sliding back in, and taunting Reaver to get to his feet. Reaver is slowly getting to his feet, but Grandprix doesn't notice him pick up the ring bell as he is doing so. Grandprix runs at Reaver, attempting The Finish Line, BUT REAVER DUCKS UNDER, AND SMACKS GRANDPRIX WITH THE RING BELL! What a shot from the Commish! Reaver throws the ring bell hard into the ground in annoyance at Grandprix, and shouts to the crowd, "it's over!" - he goes for the cover - 1, 2, th..., no, kickout from Grandprix! Reaver smacks his hands off the mat in sheer anger. He looks like he's about to explode.
He remembers that this is an important match though, and also remembers that he must keep his cool if he is going to be successful in it. Reaver then looks ready to finish it. He picks up Grandprix by the hair, and hits him with Reverse Suplex! Reaver is now heading up top - what's he doing? Grandprix is slowly getting to his feet, while Reaver is standing on the top rope, waiting for him. Grandprix turns around, AS REAVER FLIES THROUGH THE AIR, HITTING HIM WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! Reaver leaps onto the cover - 1, 2, thr, no no no - kickout from Grandprix miliseconds before the three was counted! Reaver is furious. He's now got the ring bell in his hands again, and he's looking absolutely steaming - he looks ready to take Grandprix's head off. Grandprix gets to his feet, and Reaver runs at him, with a vicious look on his face, AND LETS FLY, BUT GRANDPRIX JUST DUCKED UNDER IT AND DELIVERED A SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO REAVER'S FACE!
Reaver falls to the ground, and Grandprix goes for the trash can. He picks up the trash can, and drops it right on top of Reaver's head. Reave can't see! He's inside the trash can! He doesn't see Grandprix taunting him!!! Reaver staggers about in the centre of the ring for a bit, BEFORE HE IS SENT SPINNING ACROSS THE RING FOLLOWING THE FINISH LINE! The trash can falls off, and Reaver is knocked out - cover from Grandprix - 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING!
"Here is your winner... GRANDPRIX!"
Grandprix slowly climbs out of the ring, and walks backwards up the ramp, saluting the fans and holding up his Tag Team Title belt as he goes. He's defeated Reaver once again, and I'd watch out for Reaver backstage in the next couple of hours - he's going to be mental! Grandprix reaches the top of the ramp, when Reaver shouts in his direction.
Reaver picks up a chair in one hand, while grabbing the microphone with the other.
Reaver: Hey, Grandprix, GET BACK IN THIS RING RIGHT NOW SO I CAN KICK YOUR A**!
Grandprix also has a microphone.
Grandprix: Haha, no, not today Reaver, I think you should head backstage and cool down. Not this time, matey! Too late - no second chances this time - you've already felt the force... of the Finish Line.
Grandprix leaves the stage, looking happy with himself, while Reaver stands fuming in the centre of the ring.
Thanks for reading,
AJ.