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“TURN IT UP! Bangin’ it bangin’ it bangin’ it…”
RawisAndy laughed, “This is gonna be hilarious! Ant dancing!” The rest of the group laughed with him.
All the members of the WWF Forum had one day decided to meet up. Special Reserve paid for it, out of the kindness of their hearts. They had rented out a small, local wrestling training arena for the gang to practice their wrestling skills, and Ant and Jet had provided them with the music.
They had all planned out their matches. Earlier on, Ice Blaster (who was K-Kwik) had defeated Mouldy Cheese (who took the part of Essa Rios.) Also, Jet (who was Rhyno) beat RawisAndy (Kane,) and Grandprix (Chris Benoit) overcame Longy (Y2J.)
Now it was the time for Ant ( who had, unsurprisingly decided to be Grandmaster Sexay) to take on Bandy (Stone Cold.) Bandy was in the ring, waiting for Ant.
Ant had been practising his dance routine for ages (he danced to Too Cool’s music on WWF The Music: Volume 5, and had copied GMS’ entrance from Insurrextion 2001,) and he had it almost perfect.
Ant came out, and got ready to dance. The beat started up, and Ant was moving! He pointed to the crowd, and then did the little digging-dance GMS always did, and then began to move him arms and legs very fast in different ways like his favourite wrestler always did.
The whole WWF Forum cheered and laughed as Ant did GMS’ signature dance, where he put one arm in front of him, and one behind, and shook his head. He climbed to the top rope, and stuck his hands in the air. There was another big pop.
Ant jumped down, and began taking his jacket off to the tune of the music. He then threw it out to the ‘crowd.’ He took his goggles off (he had to use swimming ones, he couldn’t find any flying ones,) and then got ready to lock up. The routine had gone perfectly!
The match was a good one, with lots of excellent moves. Ant had the advantage though, and was climbing to the top rope. He put the goggles on, and jumped. The Hip…Hop…WHOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!
Just as Ant was about to connect, time seemed to stop.
Grandprix looked around him, everything was going blurry! He fell to his knees-the room was spinning so quickly! Suddenly, he was in a world of white. It still felt as though he was spinning, and he fell face first, hitting his head hard on the ‘white’ floor. Then he blacked out.
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The group all awoke to complete darkness. But wait-there was a small glimmer of light.
Mouldy Cheese slowly got to his feet, and looked into the light. He pulled open what seemed to be a door, and was amazed at what he saw…
RawisAndy laughed, “This is gonna be hilarious! Ant dancing!” The rest of the group laughed with him.
All the members of the WWF Forum had one day decided to meet up. Special Reserve paid for it, out of the kindness of their hearts. They had rented out a small, local wrestling training arena for the gang to practice their wrestling skills, and Ant and Jet had provided them with the music.
They had all planned out their matches. Earlier on, Ice Blaster (who was K-Kwik) had defeated Mouldy Cheese (who took the part of Essa Rios.) Also, Jet (who was Rhyno) beat RawisAndy (Kane,) and Grandprix (Chris Benoit) overcame Longy (Y2J.)
Now it was the time for Ant ( who had, unsurprisingly decided to be Grandmaster Sexay) to take on Bandy (Stone Cold.) Bandy was in the ring, waiting for Ant.
Ant had been practising his dance routine for ages (he danced to Too Cool’s music on WWF The Music: Volume 5, and had copied GMS’ entrance from Insurrextion 2001,) and he had it almost perfect.
Ant came out, and got ready to dance. The beat started up, and Ant was moving! He pointed to the crowd, and then did the little digging-dance GMS always did, and then began to move him arms and legs very fast in different ways like his favourite wrestler always did.
The whole WWF Forum cheered and laughed as Ant did GMS’ signature dance, where he put one arm in front of him, and one behind, and shook his head. He climbed to the top rope, and stuck his hands in the air. There was another big pop.
Ant jumped down, and began taking his jacket off to the tune of the music. He then threw it out to the ‘crowd.’ He took his goggles off (he had to use swimming ones, he couldn’t find any flying ones,) and then got ready to lock up. The routine had gone perfectly!
The match was a good one, with lots of excellent moves. Ant had the advantage though, and was climbing to the top rope. He put the goggles on, and jumped. The Hip…Hop…WHOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!
Just as Ant was about to connect, time seemed to stop.
Grandprix looked around him, everything was going blurry! He fell to his knees-the room was spinning so quickly! Suddenly, he was in a world of white. It still felt as though he was spinning, and he fell face first, hitting his head hard on the ‘white’ floor. Then he blacked out.
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The group all awoke to complete darkness. But wait-there was a small glimmer of light.
Mouldy Cheese slowly got to his feet, and looked into the light. He pulled open what seemed to be a door, and was amazed at what he saw…
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GORE GORE GORE!.......or maybe not. Jet has blocked the manbeast with his steel chair.
"Come on Rhyno! That all you got????" Jet said cockily. HE was greeted by Rhynos head slumping to the floor which answered his question.
"Ryhno has been eliminated!" said the mysterious voice.
"Nice one Jet!" MJ shouted over.
"Watch out MJ!" Jet shouted.....but he was to late. Raven had DDT'd MJ onto the announce table. Rob Van Dam climbed the turnbuckle.......MJ readied himself for impact.
ROb Van Dam soared through the air going for the 5* frog splash.....buts whats this IB has pulled MJ out of the way.
RVD goes flying through the air ending up in a mashed up announce table which he crushed on the way down. He wasn't totally out of it though. No one else knew this though.
Raven was pretty scared now.....it was 10 on one.
MJ began to set up the table.
Khazar ran up to Raven and swung his 2 by 4. HE missed. Raven countered this mistake by grappling Khazar and suplexing him.
Meanwhile RVD was slowly getting back his consciousness.
"No one suplexes Khazar and gets away with it" screamed Longy. He raised his stop sign high in the air and brought it smacking down onto Ravens head.
"SMACK!" It connected. Raven slumped down to the floor, probably knocked out.
"Wahey we win!" Shouted Ant.
"No you haven't" said the mysterious voice, "look behind you"
"Crack!" IB, Khazar, Ant, Grandprix, Mouldy, Andy, Longy and Seifer were all hit in the face by a ladder flying into the ring.
RVD was back up and wasn't happy.
All 8 of them were knocked out cold. It was up to Jet and MJ to sort the problem out. They weren't hit by the ladder because they were setting up a table outside of the ring.
RVD began to taunt the crowd......"BOOOOOO!" came the crowds reply.
Jet ran aroung the ring and got in behind RVD he whipped him to the turnbuckle. Grabbing RVD he climbed up the turnbuckle and signalled down to MJ who was on the floor next to the table. Jet Jumped.........
Super 3d! Super 3d! The crowd went wild.
MJ and Jet had 3d'd RVD off of the turnbuckle through a table.
"Hmmm you won......damn it! U guess I can allow you little friends to regain conciousness now......I can't believe you won" Said the mysterious voice.
The rest of the gang awoke to see RVD lying crippled on the floor in the remains of a table.
"What the hell happened to him" GP asked.
"I guess you'll hgave to wait and watch Smackdown" JEt said sniggering.
"You really want to know what we did guys" MJ replied.
"YEah!" came the screams from the gang.
"Well we did a super 3d off the turnbuckle through a table" Jet said.
"Cool" everyone shouted.
"Going to have to see that one" said Andy.
"We will I am sure" said Mouldy," but not now so lets get out of here"
"FLUFFY PINK BOGROLL!"
........... ......... ...........
(;O|
"Come on Rhyno! That all you got????" Jet said cockily. HE was greeted by Rhynos head slumping to the floor which answered his question.
"Ryhno has been eliminated!" said the mysterious voice.
"Nice one Jet!" MJ shouted over.
"Watch out MJ!" Jet shouted.....but he was to late. Raven had DDT'd MJ onto the announce table. Rob Van Dam climbed the turnbuckle.......MJ readied himself for impact.
ROb Van Dam soared through the air going for the 5* frog splash.....buts whats this IB has pulled MJ out of the way.
RVD goes flying through the air ending up in a mashed up announce table which he crushed on the way down. He wasn't totally out of it though. No one else knew this though.
Raven was pretty scared now.....it was 10 on one.
MJ began to set up the table.
Khazar ran up to Raven and swung his 2 by 4. HE missed. Raven countered this mistake by grappling Khazar and suplexing him.
Meanwhile RVD was slowly getting back his consciousness.
"No one suplexes Khazar and gets away with it" screamed Longy. He raised his stop sign high in the air and brought it smacking down onto Ravens head.
"SMACK!" It connected. Raven slumped down to the floor, probably knocked out.
"Wahey we win!" Shouted Ant.
"No you haven't" said the mysterious voice, "look behind you"
"Crack!" IB, Khazar, Ant, Grandprix, Mouldy, Andy, Longy and Seifer were all hit in the face by a ladder flying into the ring.
RVD was back up and wasn't happy.
All 8 of them were knocked out cold. It was up to Jet and MJ to sort the problem out. They weren't hit by the ladder because they were setting up a table outside of the ring.
RVD began to taunt the crowd......"BOOOOOO!" came the crowds reply.
Jet ran aroung the ring and got in behind RVD he whipped him to the turnbuckle. Grabbing RVD he climbed up the turnbuckle and signalled down to MJ who was on the floor next to the table. Jet Jumped.........
Super 3d! Super 3d! The crowd went wild.
MJ and Jet had 3d'd RVD off of the turnbuckle through a table.
"Hmmm you won......damn it! U guess I can allow you little friends to regain conciousness now......I can't believe you won" Said the mysterious voice.
The rest of the gang awoke to see RVD lying crippled on the floor in the remains of a table.
"What the hell happened to him" GP asked.
"I guess you'll hgave to wait and watch Smackdown" JEt said sniggering.
"You really want to know what we did guys" MJ replied.
"YEah!" came the screams from the gang.
"Well we did a super 3d off the turnbuckle through a table" Jet said.
"Cool" everyone shouted.
"Going to have to see that one" said Andy.
"We will I am sure" said Mouldy," but not now so lets get out of here"
"FLUFFY PINK BOGROLL!"
........... ......... ...........
(;O|
The Man beast Rhyno
the second was Raven
And the third was Rob Van Dam
By this time the gang were preety scared coz the wrestlers were a good 6foot in hight but they all grabbed a weapon and prepared to fight.
Jet grabbed a chair
IB grabbed the ring bell
MJ grabbed a table
Khazar got a 2 by 4
Ant got a Barbed wire baseball bat
Grandprix grabbed a staple gun
Mouldy grabbed a trash can
Andy grabbed a kendo stick
Longy grabbed a stop sign
They all waited for the 3 men to enter the ring.......
the second was Raven
And the third was Rob Van Dam
By this time the gang were preety scared coz the wrestlers were a good 6foot in hight but they all grabbed a weapon and prepared to fight.
Jet grabbed a chair
IB grabbed the ring bell
MJ grabbed a table
Khazar got a 2 by 4
Ant got a Barbed wire baseball bat
Grandprix grabbed a staple gun
Mouldy grabbed a trash can
Andy grabbed a kendo stick
Longy grabbed a stop sign
They all waited for the 3 men to enter the ring.......
"BAM!" they all hit the floor with a thud.
*I wonder where we are now then* ANt thought to himself.
*Hopefully we are back ina bra* Jet thought to himself.
*Mmmmm beer* RawisAnsdy thought to himself.
"Come on you guys stop day dreaming and lets get moving" MJ said.
"Before I do anything, where are we?" IB asked. Everyone looked around at Mouldy Cheese who was about to say something, but after seein the reaction he decided he had better not.
"I think we are in a backstage area in a wrestling ring," Ant replied. Before they could answer him a voice boomed out over the intercom.
"Welcome to the Hardcore world people" the voice said.
"Who the hell is that?" Khazar pondered.
"Only I am to know that....." the voice replied.
"Its er-no!" Ant joyfully said.
"Damn you Ant.....I mean no it isn't. I am the unknown person. No one knows me so be quiet and listen" the voice was getting angry now.
"What do you want us to do then???" IB shouted out to the voice.
"I am going to send in 3 wrestlers that specialise in Hardcore rules matches. It could be anyone so get ready."
Everyone liked the sound of a good ruck and got ready for them to enter.
The first wrestler to enter was.........
(;o|
*I wonder where we are now then* ANt thought to himself.
*Hopefully we are back ina bra* Jet thought to himself.
*Mmmmm beer* RawisAnsdy thought to himself.
"Come on you guys stop day dreaming and lets get moving" MJ said.
"Before I do anything, where are we?" IB asked. Everyone looked around at Mouldy Cheese who was about to say something, but after seein the reaction he decided he had better not.
"I think we are in a backstage area in a wrestling ring," Ant replied. Before they could answer him a voice boomed out over the intercom.
"Welcome to the Hardcore world people" the voice said.
"Who the hell is that?" Khazar pondered.
"Only I am to know that....." the voice replied.
"Its er-no!" Ant joyfully said.
"Damn you Ant.....I mean no it isn't. I am the unknown person. No one knows me so be quiet and listen" the voice was getting angry now.
"What do you want us to do then???" IB shouted out to the voice.
"I am going to send in 3 wrestlers that specialise in Hardcore rules matches. It could be anyone so get ready."
Everyone liked the sound of a good ruck and got ready for them to enter.
The first wrestler to enter was.........
(;o|
They looked around. It was very hot (again,) and there was fire everywhere. They seemed to be in red caves, where many people were undergoing hideous pain. Being burnt, being pronged with sharp...prongers, and other acts of pain.
Someone tapped Ant on the back. He turned, and faced...the Devil!!
"Hell's bells!" Ant cried.
The Devil sneered, and said, "That's right, you're in Hell."
Ant kicked the Devil between the legs, and Longy then DDT'd him to the ground.
They all travelled around the depths of hell, beating up demons and saving humans.
Khazar and RawisAndy came across Hitler, who was had a large stick stuck down his throat. It looked very painful-but he couldn't die.
"Shall we save him?" Khazar asked.
"Nah." RawisAndy replied, grinning.
They all met together again in the corner of the caves, and MJ asked, "Why are we saving these people?? They're sinners, right Ant and Longy?"
Longy nodded and said, "Yes, but they're not escaping. They'll be being pronged again in a few minutes."
"Okay. Shall we leave then?" Ant asked.
"Yes. Fluffy Pink Bogroll."
WHHHHHOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
Someone tapped Ant on the back. He turned, and faced...the Devil!!
"Hell's bells!" Ant cried.
The Devil sneered, and said, "That's right, you're in Hell."
Ant kicked the Devil between the legs, and Longy then DDT'd him to the ground.
They all travelled around the depths of hell, beating up demons and saving humans.
Khazar and RawisAndy came across Hitler, who was had a large stick stuck down his throat. It looked very painful-but he couldn't die.
"Shall we save him?" Khazar asked.
"Nah." RawisAndy replied, grinning.
They all met together again in the corner of the caves, and MJ asked, "Why are we saving these people?? They're sinners, right Ant and Longy?"
Longy nodded and said, "Yes, but they're not escaping. They'll be being pronged again in a few minutes."
"Okay. Shall we leave then?" Ant asked.
"Yes. Fluffy Pink Bogroll."
WHHHHHOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
"Ill use my Vodka bottle to break the glass" said RawIsAndy
The gang new it wasent a brilliant idea but it was very hot and they decieded to give it a try but they had to wait 1 second for Andy to finish the bottle which was all most full.
But coz Andy was very drunk he swung the empty vodka bottle missed the front glass panel and hit Jet in the head the bottle abillterated and Jet was knocked out cold and even had mini Trish Stratus's flying arounded his head.
The gang dident know what do do now but Ant suddenly remembered that Grandprix had a PS2 in his trousers the 1 he stole of Tony and they all decieded they would use that to break the glass but Grandprix wasent to happy but he said he would rather live and not play it then dye and not play it.
They handent the PS2 to a sober person (IB) and IB then swung at the glass panel and it broke.
Khazar then put Jet on his shoulder like he was about to do a Death Vally Driver and they all jumped out and landed on a kitchen floor.
Mouldy then said "fluufy Pink Bogg Roll and they were away but where were they off to?
The gang new it wasent a brilliant idea but it was very hot and they decieded to give it a try but they had to wait 1 second for Andy to finish the bottle which was all most full.
But coz Andy was very drunk he swung the empty vodka bottle missed the front glass panel and hit Jet in the head the bottle abillterated and Jet was knocked out cold and even had mini Trish Stratus's flying arounded his head.
The gang dident know what do do now but Ant suddenly remembered that Grandprix had a PS2 in his trousers the 1 he stole of Tony and they all decieded they would use that to break the glass but Grandprix wasent to happy but he said he would rather live and not play it then dye and not play it.
They handent the PS2 to a sober person (IB) and IB then swung at the glass panel and it broke.
Khazar then put Jet on his shoulder like he was about to do a Death Vally Driver and they all jumped out and landed on a kitchen floor.
Mouldy then said "fluufy Pink Bogg Roll and they were away but where were they off to?
......."damn you MJ!" screamed Jet, "I liked being in that bra!"
"Well I didn't. I could see made in china printed all over her. Totally put me off," MJ replied, while struggling to contan his laughter at how desperate the other members were.
"Where are we know then?" asked Ice Blaster.
"Don't really know," said Ant.
"Neither do I, but I have one peice of advice for all of you.....don't stick a Ps2 down your trousers, very uncomfortable." Grand Prix exclaimed.
"You know what?" said Mouldy Cheese.
"What!!!" everyone shouted at him.
"I think I know where we are......we are in a basement." Mouldy Cheese stuttered.
"A basement????" MJ replied.
"Yep! A basement." Mouldy Cheese answered.
While the gang were wondering what the hell they were doing in a basement, MJ did the smart thing and walked over to the wall and flicked a switch.......he thought it was the light switch so it seemed like a good idea.
After a little while Jet broke the silence.
"Is anyone else hot???? Because I am baking my bacon in here."
"Yeah it is pretty hot isn't it? Are you sure this is a basement Mouldy?" Ant enquired.
"100% sure....so no!" Mouldy replied.
"You what!!!" screamed Khazar.
"I now think it is an oven, and after a bit of inspection I have realised that MJ has turned it on" Mouldy said as he turned his glare to MJ.
"I thought it was a basement" MJ explained.
"So did we! But none of us turned any switches on did we?" Khazar moaned.
"Look enough arguing we need to get out of here" Ice Blaster said as he tried to calm everyone down.
"Ice Blasters right" said Ant, "we are going to all have to work together to get out of here alive".
"Well any ideas guys," asked Ice Blaster.
"I have one........." said RawisAndy.
"Well what is it?" MJ asked.
"My plan to get us out of here and escape death is.............
(;o|
"Well I didn't. I could see made in china printed all over her. Totally put me off," MJ replied, while struggling to contan his laughter at how desperate the other members were.
"Where are we know then?" asked Ice Blaster.
"Don't really know," said Ant.
"Neither do I, but I have one peice of advice for all of you.....don't stick a Ps2 down your trousers, very uncomfortable." Grand Prix exclaimed.
"You know what?" said Mouldy Cheese.
"What!!!" everyone shouted at him.
"I think I know where we are......we are in a basement." Mouldy Cheese stuttered.
"A basement????" MJ replied.
"Yep! A basement." Mouldy Cheese answered.
While the gang were wondering what the hell they were doing in a basement, MJ did the smart thing and walked over to the wall and flicked a switch.......he thought it was the light switch so it seemed like a good idea.
After a little while Jet broke the silence.
"Is anyone else hot???? Because I am baking my bacon in here."
"Yeah it is pretty hot isn't it? Are you sure this is a basement Mouldy?" Ant enquired.
"100% sure....so no!" Mouldy replied.
"You what!!!" screamed Khazar.
"I now think it is an oven, and after a bit of inspection I have realised that MJ has turned it on" Mouldy said as he turned his glare to MJ.
"I thought it was a basement" MJ explained.
"So did we! But none of us turned any switches on did we?" Khazar moaned.
"Look enough arguing we need to get out of here" Ice Blaster said as he tried to calm everyone down.
"Ice Blasters right" said Ant, "we are going to all have to work together to get out of here alive".
"Well any ideas guys," asked Ice Blaster.
"I have one........." said RawisAndy.
"Well what is it?" MJ asked.
"My plan to get us out of here and escape death is.............
(;o|
They were all very small and seemed to be inside something but what was it? It was soft and round and on 1 side it had material.
Suddenly Jet shouted were in trish startus's bra!
The gang all jumped around with excitement and glee and Jet just stared with a rather pleased and amazed look on his face.
But someone who dident like Trish said "Fluffy Pink Bog roll" and they were gone and everyone was annoyed esspecially Jet and they all woundered you got them outta that bra......
Suddenly Jet shouted were in trish startus's bra!
The gang all jumped around with excitement and glee and Jet just stared with a rather pleased and amazed look on his face.
But someone who dident like Trish said "Fluffy Pink Bog roll" and they were gone and everyone was annoyed esspecially Jet and they all woundered you got them outta that bra......
Tony was furious.
"Give that back Ant! You already have one!"
"Give it to me! I need one!" said Grandprix.
The gang lost Tony after a couple of seconds.
"Let's see if we are done here." said Mouldy Cheese. "Fluffy Pink Bogroll."
Grandprix had quickly hidden the PS2 in his trousers just like Guybrush Threepwood off the Monkey Island games.
The gang were whisked away to a new place but where were they?
"Give that back Ant! You already have one!"
"Give it to me! I need one!" said Grandprix.
The gang lost Tony after a couple of seconds.
"Let's see if we are done here." said Mouldy Cheese. "Fluffy Pink Bogroll."
Grandprix had quickly hidden the PS2 in his trousers just like Guybrush Threepwood off the Monkey Island games.
The gang were whisked away to a new place but where were they?
In between telling Jet that Smackdown 3 would be better than anything Nintendo could produce, Ant was easily winning with Grandmaster Sexay (who was amazingly still in the game-a fact that Ant greeted with delight.)
All of a sudden though IB who was K-Kwik, nailed Ant with a huge boot to the face, and covered him for the victory!
"What an amazing match!" Cried Micheal Cole, who was one of the new commentators introduced to the Smackdown series.
As the posse thanked Tony, Ant ran to the back and stole all of SR's sugar!!!
"STOP!!" Tony cried, and pulled Ant back, "I'm sick of you taking all my sugar!"
Ant handed it back, and while Tont was replacing the sugar, he stole the PS2 instead.
All of a sudden though IB who was K-Kwik, nailed Ant with a huge boot to the face, and covered him for the victory!
"What an amazing match!" Cried Micheal Cole, who was one of the new commentators introduced to the Smackdown series.
As the posse thanked Tony, Ant ran to the back and stole all of SR's sugar!!!
"STOP!!" Tony cried, and pulled Ant back, "I'm sick of you taking all my sugar!"
Ant handed it back, and while Tont was replacing the sugar, he stole the PS2 instead.
.....MJ realised that he was playing a Playstation,wet himself and went to cry in the corner becuase he was so embarresed.
Ant took his chance and threwhis Notable status at everyone and took MJs place.
The match was about to begin........
(;o|
Ant took his chance and threwhis Notable status at everyone and took MJs place.
The match was about to begin........
(;o|
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