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RawisAndy laughed, “This is gonna be hilarious! Ant dancing!” The rest of the group laughed with him.
All the members of the WWF Forum had one day decided to meet up. Special Reserve paid for it, out of the kindness of their hearts. They had rented out a small, local wrestling training arena for the gang to practice their wrestling skills, and Ant and Jet had provided them with the music.
They had all planned out their matches. Earlier on, Ice Blaster (who was K-Kwik) had defeated Mouldy Cheese (who took the part of Essa Rios.) Also, Jet (who was Rhyno) beat RawisAndy (Kane,) and Grandprix (Chris Benoit) overcame Longy (Y2J.)
Now it was the time for Ant ( who had, unsurprisingly decided to be Grandmaster Sexay) to take on Bandy (Stone Cold.) Bandy was in the ring, waiting for Ant.
Ant had been practising his dance routine for ages (he danced to Too Cool’s music on WWF The Music: Volume 5, and had copied GMS’ entrance from Insurrextion 2001,) and he had it almost perfect.
Ant came out, and got ready to dance. The beat started up, and Ant was moving! He pointed to the crowd, and then did the little digging-dance GMS always did, and then began to move him arms and legs very fast in different ways like his favourite wrestler always did.
The whole WWF Forum cheered and laughed as Ant did GMS’ signature dance, where he put one arm in front of him, and one behind, and shook his head. He climbed to the top rope, and stuck his hands in the air. There was another big pop.
Ant jumped down, and began taking his jacket off to the tune of the music. He then threw it out to the ‘crowd.’ He took his goggles off (he had to use swimming ones, he couldn’t find any flying ones,) and then got ready to lock up. The routine had gone perfectly!
The match was a good one, with lots of excellent moves. Ant had the advantage though, and was climbing to the top rope. He put the goggles on, and jumped. The Hip…Hop…WHOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!
Just as Ant was about to connect, time seemed to stop.
Grandprix looked around him, everything was going blurry! He fell to his knees-the room was spinning so quickly! Suddenly, he was in a world of white. It still felt as though he was spinning, and he fell face first, hitting his head hard on the ‘white’ floor. Then he blacked out.
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The group all awoke to complete darkness. But wait-there was a small glimmer of light.
Mouldy Cheese slowly got to his feet, and looked into the light. He pulled open what seemed to be a door, and was amazed at what he saw…
"Hes right as well" said IB.
"So has our journey finally finished?" MJ replied.
"I guess so" said Mouldy Cheese.
"Just like that" said GP.
"It was rather sudden, wasn't it?" said RawisAndy.
"SUDDEN! It was like hitting a brick wall!" screamed Khazar.
The gang realised that they had all better go home, it was getting dark and no one knew where they were.
Splitting up they all went off to their seperate homes.
Mouldy Cheese was the last person home. He had, had to walk for over an hour to get back home. Huffing and puffing he walked up stairs to go to the toilet, because he hadn't gone all day.
"Man I need a p*ss" said Mouldy as he entered the toilet.......Mouldy saw something that caught his attention sitting in the corner of his bathroom.
"Wahey......FLUFFY PINK BOGROLL..................!"
THE END
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>and others who added, well done.
S?O there jet, your name was used, but it was grouped as 'others'.
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I was going to make us all go white water rafting.
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Character list:
Ant- Jar Jar Binks
IB- Obi Wan
RIA- a really drunk Darth Maul
Jet- Anakin
MC- that old bloke... qui gon Jin
Quicksilver(MJ)- Queen Amadelas
Grandprix- Emperor
Longy- Queen Amadela double
Anyone else care to be innit are people that can shoot, like Bouncerboy and mousey.