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“TURN IT UP! Bangin’ it bangin’ it bangin’ it…”
RawisAndy laughed, “This is gonna be hilarious! Ant dancing!” The rest of the group laughed with him.
All the members of the WWF Forum had one day decided to meet up. Special Reserve paid for it, out of the kindness of their hearts. They had rented out a small, local wrestling training arena for the gang to practice their wrestling skills, and Ant and Jet had provided them with the music.
They had all planned out their matches. Earlier on, Ice Blaster (who was K-Kwik) had defeated Mouldy Cheese (who took the part of Essa Rios.) Also, Jet (who was Rhyno) beat RawisAndy (Kane,) and Grandprix (Chris Benoit) overcame Longy (Y2J.)
Now it was the time for Ant ( who had, unsurprisingly decided to be Grandmaster Sexay) to take on Bandy (Stone Cold.) Bandy was in the ring, waiting for Ant.
Ant had been practising his dance routine for ages (he danced to Too Cool’s music on WWF The Music: Volume 5, and had copied GMS’ entrance from Insurrextion 2001,) and he had it almost perfect.
Ant came out, and got ready to dance. The beat started up, and Ant was moving! He pointed to the crowd, and then did the little digging-dance GMS always did, and then began to move him arms and legs very fast in different ways like his favourite wrestler always did.
The whole WWF Forum cheered and laughed as Ant did GMS’ signature dance, where he put one arm in front of him, and one behind, and shook his head. He climbed to the top rope, and stuck his hands in the air. There was another big pop.
Ant jumped down, and began taking his jacket off to the tune of the music. He then threw it out to the ‘crowd.’ He took his goggles off (he had to use swimming ones, he couldn’t find any flying ones,) and then got ready to lock up. The routine had gone perfectly!
The match was a good one, with lots of excellent moves. Ant had the advantage though, and was climbing to the top rope. He put the goggles on, and jumped. The Hip…Hop…WHOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!
Just as Ant was about to connect, time seemed to stop.
Grandprix looked around him, everything was going blurry! He fell to his knees-the room was spinning so quickly! Suddenly, he was in a world of white. It still felt as though he was spinning, and he fell face first, hitting his head hard on the ‘white’ floor. Then he blacked out.
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The group all awoke to complete darkness. But wait-there was a small glimmer of light.
Mouldy Cheese slowly got to his feet, and looked into the light. He pulled open what seemed to be a door, and was amazed at what he saw…
RawisAndy laughed, “This is gonna be hilarious! Ant dancing!” The rest of the group laughed with him.
All the members of the WWF Forum had one day decided to meet up. Special Reserve paid for it, out of the kindness of their hearts. They had rented out a small, local wrestling training arena for the gang to practice their wrestling skills, and Ant and Jet had provided them with the music.
They had all planned out their matches. Earlier on, Ice Blaster (who was K-Kwik) had defeated Mouldy Cheese (who took the part of Essa Rios.) Also, Jet (who was Rhyno) beat RawisAndy (Kane,) and Grandprix (Chris Benoit) overcame Longy (Y2J.)
Now it was the time for Ant ( who had, unsurprisingly decided to be Grandmaster Sexay) to take on Bandy (Stone Cold.) Bandy was in the ring, waiting for Ant.
Ant had been practising his dance routine for ages (he danced to Too Cool’s music on WWF The Music: Volume 5, and had copied GMS’ entrance from Insurrextion 2001,) and he had it almost perfect.
Ant came out, and got ready to dance. The beat started up, and Ant was moving! He pointed to the crowd, and then did the little digging-dance GMS always did, and then began to move him arms and legs very fast in different ways like his favourite wrestler always did.
The whole WWF Forum cheered and laughed as Ant did GMS’ signature dance, where he put one arm in front of him, and one behind, and shook his head. He climbed to the top rope, and stuck his hands in the air. There was another big pop.
Ant jumped down, and began taking his jacket off to the tune of the music. He then threw it out to the ‘crowd.’ He took his goggles off (he had to use swimming ones, he couldn’t find any flying ones,) and then got ready to lock up. The routine had gone perfectly!
The match was a good one, with lots of excellent moves. Ant had the advantage though, and was climbing to the top rope. He put the goggles on, and jumped. The Hip…Hop…WHOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!
Just as Ant was about to connect, time seemed to stop.
Grandprix looked around him, everything was going blurry! He fell to his knees-the room was spinning so quickly! Suddenly, he was in a world of white. It still felt as though he was spinning, and he fell face first, hitting his head hard on the ‘white’ floor. Then he blacked out.
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The group all awoke to complete darkness. But wait-there was a small glimmer of light.
Mouldy Cheese slowly got to his feet, and looked into the light. He pulled open what seemed to be a door, and was amazed at what he saw…
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I think that maybe the story got a bit cnfusing. Go to the Long and Amusing stories forum ro read it in its entirety. Its posted nicely.
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Arggh thankyou IB its all ways nice to be mentioned.
Ice Blaster wrote:
>and others who added, well done.
S?O there jet, your name was used, but it was grouped as 'others'.
>and others who added, well done.
S?O there jet, your name was used, but it was grouped as 'others'.
I added alot ya dident mention my name!
Good story guys. Im so sorry I hardly added anything, I missed a couple of days and couldn't catch up. You all deserve a big round of allause, especially Ant and MJ and others who added, well done.
"hey......were home!" shouted Ant.
"Hes right as well" said IB.
"So has our journey finally finished?" MJ replied.
"I guess so" said Mouldy Cheese.
"Just like that" said GP.
"It was rather sudden, wasn't it?" said RawisAndy.
"SUDDEN! It was like hitting a brick wall!" screamed Khazar.
The gang realised that they had all better go home, it was getting dark and no one knew where they were.
Splitting up they all went off to their seperate homes.
Mouldy Cheese was the last person home. He had, had to walk for over an hour to get back home. Huffing and puffing he walked up stairs to go to the toilet, because he hadn't gone all day.
"Man I need a p*ss" said Mouldy as he entered the toilet.......Mouldy saw something that caught his attention sitting in the corner of his bathroom.
"Wahey......FLUFFY PINK BOGROLL..................!"
THE END
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"Hes right as well" said IB.
"So has our journey finally finished?" MJ replied.
"I guess so" said Mouldy Cheese.
"Just like that" said GP.
"It was rather sudden, wasn't it?" said RawisAndy.
"SUDDEN! It was like hitting a brick wall!" screamed Khazar.
The gang realised that they had all better go home, it was getting dark and no one knew where they were.
Splitting up they all went off to their seperate homes.
Mouldy Cheese was the last person home. He had, had to walk for over an hour to get back home. Huffing and puffing he walked up stairs to go to the toilet, because he hadn't gone all day.
"Man I need a p*ss" said Mouldy as he entered the toilet.......Mouldy saw something that caught his attention sitting in the corner of his bathroom.
"Wahey......FLUFFY PINK BOGROLL..................!"
THE END
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Tranquilizer Gun.
MJ then shot the polar bear, that fell to the floor fast asleep.
"Now we can go," MJ said, with a grin.
"FLUFFY PINK BOGROLL!!"
WHHHHHHOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH!!!!!
MJ then shot the polar bear, that fell to the floor fast asleep.
"Now we can go," MJ said, with a grin.
"FLUFFY PINK BOGROLL!!"
WHHHHHHOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH!!!!!
....roll of Fluffy pink bogroll!
"Here eat ths Mouldy" MJ said as he passsed it over to him.
"You what MJ??????" Mouldy rpelied witha confused look in his eyes.
"Just eat it and then try again"MJ said getting annoyed.
Mouldy looked MJ straight in the eyes and then realised he was being serious. He grabbed the bogroll off of him and stuffed it straight in hs mouth and began to chew.
"MMmmmmmmm taschtes qwwwuite nishe" Mouldy mumbled undera mouthful of bogroll.
Meanwhile the polar bear was closing in at an increasing speed.
"Swallow the damn thing!" Jet screamed at Mouldy and thats exactly what he did.
*GULP*
"Now say the magic words!" MJ shouted.
The polar bear made a giant leap for the gang.
"FLUFFY PINK BOGROLL!" Shouted Mouldy desperately.
*SMACK* The polar bear was greeted with a mouthful of iceberg.
"Mwwwaaaaahhh ha ha ha ha!" screamed the gang as they were wisked off to another weird and wonderful place.
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"Here eat ths Mouldy" MJ said as he passsed it over to him.
"You what MJ??????" Mouldy rpelied witha confused look in his eyes.
"Just eat it and then try again"MJ said getting annoyed.
Mouldy looked MJ straight in the eyes and then realised he was being serious. He grabbed the bogroll off of him and stuffed it straight in hs mouth and began to chew.
"MMmmmmmmm taschtes qwwwuite nishe" Mouldy mumbled undera mouthful of bogroll.
Meanwhile the polar bear was closing in at an increasing speed.
"Swallow the damn thing!" Jet screamed at Mouldy and thats exactly what he did.
*GULP*
"Now say the magic words!" MJ shouted.
The polar bear made a giant leap for the gang.
"FLUFFY PINK BOGROLL!" Shouted Mouldy desperately.
*SMACK* The polar bear was greeted with a mouthful of iceberg.
"Mwwwaaaaahhh ha ha ha ha!" screamed the gang as they were wisked off to another weird and wonderful place.
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"Is it mamma bear or papa bear?" Mouldy Cheese cried
"Does it matter run!" shouted Granprix
The gang found a lake but decided not to jump in because of the cold. Jet however thought it to be funny to push everyone in and then laughed to mimself,
"Mhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Laughed Jet
"Goddamit Jet i'm freezing!" shouted Ant
Ant pulled Jet by his leg into the lake and all the gang began to swim toward a huge iceberg. RawisAndy however began to drown in the middle of the lake and needed the help of IB to pull him to safety. The gang got on the Iceberg.
"dernnn n n n nnnnnnnnn mmmmm" Andy was having withdrawral symptons for the lack of drink he had.
"we need to get him something guys!" Screamed GP
There was a huge dent in the Iceberg and Longy proceeded to scratch "The titanic was ere 2001" in it.
Everyone laughed.
"Nows not the time guys!" Said IB, "Andy needs a drink and we all need to get outta here!"
"The polar bear was still coming!" screamed Ant
"Fluffy Pink Bogroll!" Shouted MC
nothing happened
"Hang on ive got an idea" said MJ
MJ reached into his pocket and pulled out a...............
"Does it matter run!" shouted Granprix
The gang found a lake but decided not to jump in because of the cold. Jet however thought it to be funny to push everyone in and then laughed to mimself,
"Mhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Laughed Jet
"Goddamit Jet i'm freezing!" shouted Ant
Ant pulled Jet by his leg into the lake and all the gang began to swim toward a huge iceberg. RawisAndy however began to drown in the middle of the lake and needed the help of IB to pull him to safety. The gang got on the Iceberg.
"dernnn n n n nnnnnnnnn mmmmm" Andy was having withdrawral symptons for the lack of drink he had.
"we need to get him something guys!" Screamed GP
There was a huge dent in the Iceberg and Longy proceeded to scratch "The titanic was ere 2001" in it.
Everyone laughed.
"Nows not the time guys!" Said IB, "Andy needs a drink and we all need to get outta here!"
"The polar bear was still coming!" screamed Ant
"Fluffy Pink Bogroll!" Shouted MC
nothing happened
"Hang on ive got an idea" said MJ
MJ reached into his pocket and pulled out a...............
WHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH!!!
They all fell onto something soft, wet and very cold. RawisAndy got up, and wiped some white, slushy stuff off his back.
"Hey, it's snow!" He cried, excited. Everyone was happy, and they began to throw snowballs at eachother and play other fun games.
Unfortunately, IB realised he only had a shirt and shorts on, and that he was extremely cold, "Is anyone else cold here??"
Everyone suddenly began to feel the piercing cold wind, and began to shiver.
"Oh crap." Ant said.
"What?"
"Look over there," Ant pointed behind Jet. They all turned, and saw...A POLAR BEAR!! It was running towards them at a rather high velocity.
"GO!" Matt cried, and they all ran.
But the Bear was catching up...
They all fell onto something soft, wet and very cold. RawisAndy got up, and wiped some white, slushy stuff off his back.
"Hey, it's snow!" He cried, excited. Everyone was happy, and they began to throw snowballs at eachother and play other fun games.
Unfortunately, IB realised he only had a shirt and shorts on, and that he was extremely cold, "Is anyone else cold here??"
Everyone suddenly began to feel the piercing cold wind, and began to shiver.
"Oh crap." Ant said.
"What?"
"Look over there," Ant pointed behind Jet. They all turned, and saw...A POLAR BEAR!! It was running towards them at a rather high velocity.
"GO!" Matt cried, and they all ran.
But the Bear was catching up...
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