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I will post the answer at 6pm, and I will give you another one to get your teeth into.
Okay, here goes…
An elderly man woke up one morning and was about to have a shave. He picked up the razor and started shaving his beard while looking at the mirror. The man then put his glasses on only to see that he had an even bigger beard but not grey like it was before and he didn’t have glasses on anymore.
What has happened here?
Good luck!
Okay, here goes…
An elderly man woke up one morning and was about to have a shave. He picked up the razor and started shaving his beard while looking at the mirror. The man then put his glasses on only to see that he had an even bigger beard but not grey like it was before and he didn’t have glasses on anymore.
What has happened here?
Good luck!
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Looks like everyone has given up. I believe the expression is, "Chickening out".
The gun fired a red paintball and the paintball hit the clerk in the chest
Gaming Boy wrote:
> How about this one then:
The same masked bloke shoots another
> clerk. A red stain appears on the clerks chest. He's been hit. Why
> doesn't he die?
Gaming Boy wrote:
> How about this one then:
The same masked bloke shoots another
> clerk. A red stain appears on the clerks chest. He's been hit. Why
> doesn't he die?
How about this one then:
The same masked bloke shoots another clerk. A red stain appears on the clerks chest. He's been hit. Why doesn't he die?
The same masked bloke shoots another clerk. A red stain appears on the clerks chest. He's been hit. Why doesn't he die?
*ANSWER*
Because the the guy in the mask missed!
Gaming Boy wrote:
> Okay, here's another one.
A guy in a mask fires his gun at a bank
> clerk. The clerk doesn't die. Why?
Answer announced at quarter
> past five.
Because the the guy in the mask missed!
Gaming Boy wrote:
> Okay, here's another one.
A guy in a mask fires his gun at a bank
> clerk. The clerk doesn't die. Why?
Answer announced at quarter
> past five.
Gaming Boy wrote:
> Armitage Shanks wrote:
> Gaming Boy wrote:
Very clever.
>
> You're right, but that isn't
> what I ment
Well then its not
> naught... its 3
How do you
> divide 8 by 2 and get
> 3?
Huh?
I didn't say to get 3, I said to get 0!
Oh, I see now. Cut it in half the other way.
> Armitage Shanks wrote:
> Gaming Boy wrote:
Very clever.
>
> You're right, but that isn't
> what I ment
Well then its not
> naught... its 3
How do you
> divide 8 by 2 and get
> 3?
Huh?
I didn't say to get 3, I said to get 0!
Oh, I see now. Cut it in half the other way.
Stick474 wrote:
> yep you need 10 matches to make 3 squares or
> 12 matches to make 3
> separated squares.
There not seperated... there all joined together... ???
> yep you need 10 matches to make 3 squares or
> 12 matches to make 3
> separated squares.
There not seperated... there all joined together... ???
Armitage Shanks wrote:
> Gaming Boy wrote:
Very clever.
> You're right, but that isn't
> what I ment
Well then its not naught... its 3
How do you
> divide 8 by 2 and get 3?
Huh?
I didn't say to get 3, I said to get 0!
> Gaming Boy wrote:
Very clever.
> You're right, but that isn't
> what I ment
Well then its not naught... its 3
How do you
> divide 8 by 2 and get 3?
Huh?
I didn't say to get 3, I said to get 0!
Gaming Boy wrote:
> Okay, here's another one.
A guy in a mask fires his gun at a bank
> clerk. The clerk doesn't die. Why?
Answer announced at quarter
> past five.
Because its a staple gun.
> Okay, here's another one.
A guy in a mask fires his gun at a bank
> clerk. The clerk doesn't die. Why?
Answer announced at quarter
> past five.
Because its a staple gun.
Stick474 wrote:
> yep you need 10 matches to make 3 squares or 12 matches to make 3
> separated squares.
RIIIIGGGGHHHHT!
> yep you need 10 matches to make 3 squares or 12 matches to make 3
> separated squares.
RIIIIGGGGHHHHT!
Gaming Boy wrote:
Very clever.
> You're right, but that isn't what I ment
Well then its not naught... its 3
How do you divide 8 by 2 and get 3?
Very clever.
> You're right, but that isn't what I ment
Well then its not naught... its 3
How do you divide 8 by 2 and get 3?
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