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Okay, here goes…
An elderly man woke up one morning and was about to have a shave. He picked up the razor and started shaving his beard while looking at the mirror. The man then put his glasses on only to see that he had an even bigger beard but not grey like it was before and he didn’t have glasses on anymore.
What has happened here?
Good luck!
> Right, here is the answer:
The lawyer and engineer were both
> females and the priest was the only man and as the words were “John
> don’t shoot me, John don’t shoot” the killer was a male.
If you
> all hadn’t been so sexist you would of got the answer! ;-)
You never know the girls may have had hippy parents who called them John... anyway my turn!
"Some children walked into a sweet shop. Both of them were identical. The shopkeeper said "you must be twins". They told him they weren't and swore they weren't lying....."
In the words of Jonathan Creek "The answers rather simple"
> -FAMILY FORTUNES-
Top five answers.
We asked 100 people to
> name a game starring Mario on the N64.
1. ____________________
2. Mario 64 (38)
3. ____________________
4. ____________________
5. ____________________
Total: 038
By the way...
The amounts of votes are made up, depending on how quick the answers came in and in what order.
> -FAMILY FORTUNES-
Top five answers.
We asked 100 people to
> name a game starring Mario on the N64.
1.
> ____________________
2. ____________________
3.
> ____________________
4. ____________________
5.
> ____________________
Total: 000
maybe Mario64?
heh heh heh
> Big Friendly Giant wrote:
The mirror was infact the Daily
>
> Mirror and he was flicking through when he found an old photo
> of
> himself.
SHUT UP!
Who's going to have a copy of
> the Mirrow in their bathroom?
It'd be the Sun.
:-)
LMFAO ver funny YH, you are a true comedian and perve.
;D
Top five answers.
We asked 100 people to name a game starring Mario on the N64.
1. ____________________
2. ____________________
3. ____________________
4. ____________________
5. ____________________
Total: 000
Sorry Tony. I just couldn't think of any others without searching the whole SR site. No offense meant>
Staff Regular 'Tony' extended his membership on SR for an extra year.
The next day he found himself with Staff Newbie under his name. Why?
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