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Okay, here goes…
An elderly man woke up one morning and was about to have a shave. He picked up the razor and started shaving his beard while looking at the mirror. The man then put his glasses on only to see that he had an even bigger beard but not grey like it was before and he didn’t have glasses on anymore.
What has happened here?
Good luck!
THe answer to number 1/2 whatever you want to call it is "she is a minister"
I never realised that it was that simple, why was i so blind to see it when it is so obvious.
You see when the two people co-interact with one another then intertwine their feelings with a third person all of the views are in time related to the original topic, this then gives the answer to the question that came from the thoughs of the person looking at the story through the eyes of the third person. However if the views of the First and Second people in someway conflict with each other the matter will be ressolved on what the third person is thinking, of course his thoughts will be obvious as they will almost mirror the question to the initial answer which begs the question of why can't life be this simple.
Thankyou for listening, i hope that helped to clear up any questions that you had running around your head.
Your first post, the children are triplets.
Your second post:
1, no idea
2, Johnny, you've already said Johnny's mother.
> Stick474 wrote:
Hey did you here the joke about the
>
> schizophrenic, i'll tell you anyway, it goes like this.
Roses
> are
> red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so
> am
> I
hahahahahhahaha, it's a classic. Tell your friends
> about
> it.
I'd rather keep it to myself.
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You mean you have no friends to tell?
:)
Hey did you here the joke about the
> schizophrenic, i'll tell you anyway, it goes like this.
Roses are
> red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am
> I
hahahahahhahaha, it's a classic. Tell your friends about
> it.
I'd rather keep it to myself.
1)
> Triplets of the same genetic structure?
2) Don't know. If I were
> Vulcan, I'd say June. But as a human, I'm saying Amy.
1) Negative (closer to the other teaser though...)
"Some children walked into a sweet shop. Both of them were identical. The shopkeeper said "you must be twins". They told him they weren't and swore they weren't lying....."
Damn i've given it away!
2) Negative once again.
Will post answers tomorrow
> Excusez-moi, je ne comprends pas. Repetez dans Anglais s'il vous
> plait?
Err, isn't it obvious.
*Hey don't listen to stick he has no idea at all*
Shut up you yes i do.
*To be honest with you i think that he is going mad.*
This is just one of the many set backs of being a schizophrenic.
Hey did you here the joke about the schizophrenic, i'll tell you anyway, it goes like this.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I
hahahahahhahaha, it's a classic. Tell your friends about it.
> Bored? HEre's a few more brain teasers..
1.
"How can a
> woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever
> getting a divorce, or becoming legally
> separated?"
2.
Johnny's mother had three children. The
> first child was named April. The second child was named May. What
> was the third child's name?
1) Triplets of the same genetic structure?
2) Don't know. If I were Vulcan, I'd say June. But as a human, I'm saying Amy.
1.
"How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, or becoming legally separated?"
2.
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?