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"Lay off newbies (Well most)"

Well to be honest I hate most newbies like anybody else but as I was taking a trip down memory lane on the FOG I noticed there is a patern for a newbie..

1. Complains at leats once about not winning and they pretend they have tried forever when really it is only 2 days they have been on.

2. After will they threaten to leave for attention (we've all done it)

3. Make a topic on console wars

4. Plead to Ali or Tony by sucking up to let them win

5. Try to attack one of the regulars/notabeles

Theres more somewhere :)

nobby flagpole wrote:
> Dan2K1 wrote:
> I had a baked bean pizza - but the Heinz ones,
> VERY SMALL.
> Disgraceful.
But.
Delicious.

If a newbie had
> said that, you would have all layed into him...

Nope I would have agreed and said "WOW! You too?" Brilliant! Besides, which newbies could actually spell that?

laid*

I am the Tarrant wrote:
Of course I was joking! It disturbs me that anyone
> could think that was a serious comment.

Oh well at least ssxpro
> had faith in me. Cheers buddy!


With a topic like this, I guess its hard for a newbie to know if people are serious or not. I`d hate it if I was just lumped in a category like that. I`m glad you agree that its unfair treatment of newbies.

I am the Tarrant wrote:



Of course I was joking! It disturbs me that anyone
> could think that was a serious comment.

Oh well at least ssxpro
> had faith in me. Cheers buddy!

I don't know you well enough.
Is my excuse.

When I'm not going to school I refuse to have breakfast before midday.

Dan2K1 wrote:
> I had a baked bean pizza - but the Heinz ones, VERY SMALL.
> Disgraceful.
But.
Delicious.

If a newbie had said that, you would have all layed into him...

ssxpro wrote:
> nobby flagpole wrote:
> I am the Tarrant wrote:
>We ARE
> better people than
> them.

How?

Don`t worry. He was
> joking. I hope. Weren`t you Tarrant?


Of course I was joking! It disturbs me that anyone could think that was a serious comment.

Oh well at least ssxpro had faith in me. Cheers buddy!

I had a baked bean pizza - but the Heinz ones, VERY SMALL. Disgraceful.
But.
Delicious.

Act all "Ninty/Sony rulez and da PS2/GC sukz bi tim ,big it up!" and then go all quiet after they realise it was a big mistake.

Post loads of topics like "i ad beanz 4 brekfast an it woz kool ,big tim!" and generally urinate everyone off.

Its so unfair, I never win the Gameaday prize, I think i'm just gonna leave but before that I must make a topic on console wars.

Actually maybe I wont leave, just because Tony is so cool and Ali is da best in the world.

Dav1d

PS. SHEEPY this really was a crap topic you made up!

"1. Complains at leats once about not winning and they pretend they have tried forever when really it is only 2 days they have been on.

Winning what now?

2. After will they threaten to leave for attention (we've all done it)

We have? I'm not going anywhere unless you threaten me, even then I'll stay!

3. Make a topic on console wars

Never have, never will.

4. Plead to Ali or Tony by sucking up to let them win

Ali and Tony - who? Rarely on here, can't be important.

5. Try to attack one of the regulars/notabeles

You're all great (-: