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"Lay off newbies (Well most)"

Well to be honest I hate most newbies like anybody else but as I was taking a trip down memory lane on the FOG I noticed there is a patern for a newbie..

1. Complains at leats once about not winning and they pretend they have tried forever when really it is only 2 days they have been on.

2. After will they threaten to leave for attention (we've all done it)

3. Make a topic on console wars

4. Plead to Ali or Tony by sucking up to let them win

5. Try to attack one of the regulars/notabeles

Theres more somewhere :)

I was a newbie until a few days ago and I have to say I never did one of those things. It is only idiots like Wonderboy, cheatguru and Dan3443 who do that.

Ah, ok then, I'll let you off!

:-)

Sorry, I didn't mean I was surprised that you could impress me.

I meant that I was surprised that making the subject of 3 word emails sound filthy impressed me.

I am the Tarrant wrote:

I'm
> ACTUALLY impressed!



You mean you haven't been impressed before?

Not even with my fart jokes?

:-)

Wow!
You made the subject of 3 word emails sound filthy.

I'm ACTUALLY impressed!

:-)

I am the Tarrant wrote:
Having something to actually read is much better than
> the 3 word emails I occasionally get. Those are just disappointing


I know what you mean, the excitements builds as you realise there's an email for you. The tension mounts, but then, alas, it's all over far too quickly.

:-)

Your Honour wrote:
> Not bad, I'm afriad I sent you a worryingly long email a little
> while ago.

Shows how bored I am methinks!

:-)


Nah, it was a fine length!

I've replied by the way.

Having something to actually read is much better than the 3 word emails I occasionally get. Those are just disappointing

Stick474 wrote:


There we go, now i am a proper newbie. Thanx SHEEPY for
> showing me what us newbies are meant to do, i now feel at one with
> myself. : D

Note to yourself Stick - Try not to take in anything I say. :D

Except for a couple of newbies, who were shown and guided on what they should be doing so as not to create havoc and insisted on carrying on.

They know who they were.

Not bad, I'm afriad I sent you a worryingly long email a little while ago.

Shows how bored I am methinks!

:-)