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THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
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Profile: Turbonutter
Is it a car, is it a cheetah, no it's Turbonutter. This man is always in a rush. Everyday he speds around the FoG forum leaving a trail of top quality posts. This man is known for his knowledge, humour and mainly for his obsession with SPAG (Beware don't spell anything wrong) Once Scientists tried to calculate his speed, but were unsuccessful, but it is estimated that he can clock in around 150ppm (posts per minute) He is fuelled only by boredom, he is a real turbo nutter
Is it a car, is it a cheetah, no it's Turbonutter. This man is always in a rush. Everyday he speds around the FoG forum leaving a trail of top quality posts. This man is known for his knowledge, humour and mainly for his obsession with SPAG (Beware don't spell anything wrong) Once Scientists tried to calculate his speed, but were unsuccessful, but it is estimated that he can clock in around 150ppm (posts per minute) He is fuelled only by boredom, he is a real turbo nutter
Profile : Golden Rhino
If Golden Rhino is not posting in the blazing hot sun in the grasslands of Africa then he is at home on his PC doing exactly what he is good at, making the forums come alight. You can usually hear Golden Rhino from a great distance and when he makes a post the impact is tremendous, don't get this Rhino on a rage he can stomp better then Steps! It has been said that Golden Rhino is Golden plainly for his winning additions to the forums and Gameaday and rumours have it that he is actually a cheap rip-off of a Oscar. He may be full of gold but don't get in his way, Golden Rhino will always take the gold medal.......of himself.
If Golden Rhino is not posting in the blazing hot sun in the grasslands of Africa then he is at home on his PC doing exactly what he is good at, making the forums come alight. You can usually hear Golden Rhino from a great distance and when he makes a post the impact is tremendous, don't get this Rhino on a rage he can stomp better then Steps! It has been said that Golden Rhino is Golden plainly for his winning additions to the forums and Gameaday and rumours have it that he is actually a cheap rip-off of a Oscar. He may be full of gold but don't get in his way, Golden Rhino will always take the gold medal.......of himself.
Profile: Armitage Shanks
You may not know it but you see Armitage Shanks nearly everyday, if not on the forums. He's full of toilet humour and can post faster then a 80 year old trying to take a pee on one of his millions of brothers, worldwide. No one really knows how Armitage Shanks manages to post, sources say that he whispers to a little boy using the potty who doe's his deed's for him, but who knows? Armitage Shanks may be the dirtest poster around the forums but is respected so much that we pee on him.
You may not know it but you see Armitage Shanks nearly everyday, if not on the forums. He's full of toilet humour and can post faster then a 80 year old trying to take a pee on one of his millions of brothers, worldwide. No one really knows how Armitage Shanks manages to post, sources say that he whispers to a little boy using the potty who doe's his deed's for him, but who knows? Armitage Shanks may be the dirtest poster around the forums but is respected so much that we pee on him.
Profile: ssxpro.
Known for his mature manner around these chattering forums, ssxpro never seems to put a foot wrong. He posts with tremendous courage and each one of his new and original posts seem to inspire fellow 'chatters' along the way. Not known to enter for 'Extra Gameaday Prizes', ssxpro makes an exception with this one. 'Fun' he says it is, well, if this is how good he is writing when he is having fun, then how far will his talent go if he's over the moon? ssxpro is a rarity in the clogged up forums, yet he makes his mark in style with every joyous, monolithic post he portrays.
Known for his mature manner around these chattering forums, ssxpro never seems to put a foot wrong. He posts with tremendous courage and each one of his new and original posts seem to inspire fellow 'chatters' along the way. Not known to enter for 'Extra Gameaday Prizes', ssxpro makes an exception with this one. 'Fun' he says it is, well, if this is how good he is writing when he is having fun, then how far will his talent go if he's over the moon? ssxpro is a rarity in the clogged up forums, yet he makes his mark in style with every joyous, monolithic post he portrays.
Profile: Armitage Shanks
Made of porcelain, difficult to flush and a great name... Armitage Shanks is another member of the ukchat forums that has his own unique style. Using fullstops whenever he can he posts in the forums with originality and they are definitely not something that should ever be flushed away!! Armitage Shanks...just another great member of the forums at ukchat..
Made of porcelain, difficult to flush and a great name... Armitage Shanks is another member of the ukchat forums that has his own unique style. Using fullstops whenever he can he posts in the forums with originality and they are definitely not something that should ever be flushed away!! Armitage Shanks...just another great member of the forums at ukchat..
Profile: Wookiee Monster. (Again, but different)
Often playing the role of the peacemaker, Wookiee Monster is the protector of the PS2 forum. Every onslaught of insults to Sony`s new machine has been thwarted at the very heart by this powerful Wookiee`s incredible understanding of consoles. His passive replies have brought calm to each side of the console war now, and he has forged an important peace and unity between all the members of the forums. Special Reserve has united, and at its center lies the huge walking carpet that is Wookiee Monster.
Often playing the role of the peacemaker, Wookiee Monster is the protector of the PS2 forum. Every onslaught of insults to Sony`s new machine has been thwarted at the very heart by this powerful Wookiee`s incredible understanding of consoles. His passive replies have brought calm to each side of the console war now, and he has forged an important peace and unity between all the members of the forums. Special Reserve has united, and at its center lies the huge walking carpet that is Wookiee Monster.
Profile: Golden Rhino.
Rhinos have a reputation amongst humans as being very aggresive, and I know very few people who`d like to get stuck in the sights of a charging rhino. However, this rhino is an exception. He possesses a heart of gold, which led to his catchy name. This caring soul would not harm a fly, and was once seen apologising to a flamingo 187 times just for accidentally standing on a lost feather. This magnificent animal has found sanctuary amongst the other gentle beasts that reside at ukdiscussions, which has led to numerous interesting discussions, and a selection of competition wins.
Rhinos have a reputation amongst humans as being very aggresive, and I know very few people who`d like to get stuck in the sights of a charging rhino. However, this rhino is an exception. He possesses a heart of gold, which led to his catchy name. This caring soul would not harm a fly, and was once seen apologising to a flamingo 187 times just for accidentally standing on a lost feather. This magnificent animal has found sanctuary amongst the other gentle beasts that reside at ukdiscussions, which has led to numerous interesting discussions, and a selection of competition wins.
Wonderboy wrote:
> Prfile No. 14: Turbonutter
Tormentor of newbies, Turbonutter
> pedals around FOG on his trike, criticising all, as he believes he
> is so superior. He assumes that he knows everything, but his love of
> all things Playstation reveal him to be blind to the truth.
> Turbonutter has never, ever won Gameaday, and never will, because
> his posts are generally very poor indeed.
That's bo**ocks. All of it.
> Prfile No. 14: Turbonutter
Tormentor of newbies, Turbonutter
> pedals around FOG on his trike, criticising all, as he believes he
> is so superior. He assumes that he knows everything, but his love of
> all things Playstation reveal him to be blind to the truth.
> Turbonutter has never, ever won Gameaday, and never will, because
> his posts are generally very poor indeed.
That's bo**ocks. All of it.
Profile: Edgy
Edgy is actually the special reserve tortoise. This is nothing to do with his speed, as he is actually capable of tornado typing and rapid replying, instead it is due to the tight control of his emotions. Whilst some only get to see Edgy`s hard exterior, many of the posters at ukchatforums have been lucky enough to glimpse the true Edgy, who is in fact a warm, caring, emotional human being. Beneath his comforting shell lies a kind person, who is a certainly great addition to this site.
Edgy is actually the special reserve tortoise. This is nothing to do with his speed, as he is actually capable of tornado typing and rapid replying, instead it is due to the tight control of his emotions. Whilst some only get to see Edgy`s hard exterior, many of the posters at ukchatforums have been lucky enough to glimpse the true Edgy, who is in fact a warm, caring, emotional human being. Beneath his comforting shell lies a kind person, who is a certainly great addition to this site.
Hey wonderboy! I'm a newbie and I think turbo's great. he's a top bloke and does (occasionally) post some decent stuff. read mine if you want to know.
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