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THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
He's very new here but he wants me to write a profile on him. He is learning all the time and will write more than 3 lines. Hey goetzy, keep it up, you'll be a regular.
This sharpshooting youngster has knack for getting right on target with a subject. In fact, his ichy trigger finger is always aiming for a new topic and once he finds one, he's faster than a speeding bullet. M16 has shot down all rivals to claim his Gameaday prizes and it all goes to prove that he's not shooting blanks.
So called because he stays awake by connecting a constant supply of coffee to his bloodstream. The side effects mean that Deltajava is the jumpiest member of the FOG forums and jumps from topic to topic popping up all over the place and offering his caffine induced opinion. Just don't even think about talking to him before he plugs himself into the coffee machine.
Known to his fellow posters as "Loitering with the intent to win a free game", The Game is lethal. He can stop arguments instantly with well aimed denouements, precision comments and a veritable arsenal of factual information across a broad range of gaming topics. In his spare time, when he's not winning free games, he likes to win free DVD's as well. He's the Rambo of the forums, just don't push him.
Dubbed as 'Tony the Jabroni' by wrestling ledgend The Rock, Tony is an all round good guy who is EXTRA EXTRA mad! His latest complete EXTRA Gameaday has totalled about 400 replies, and the current one looks to do the same! With a sense of humour sour enough to make a lemon cringe Tony is the life and joy of the party, when he's not running around re-enforcing his Empire that is - Special reserve.
New Jimmy is the fresh 2001 version of Old Jimmy, or just 'Jimmy' as he was known back then. Jimmy, in case you don't know is a cyborg. Yes, he has metal eyes, a shiny steel forehead and a piston heart. But that's not to say he's not loveable. In fact, New Jimmy is a dynamic part of UKchatforums.com - his brain helps us process all the entries to Gameaday we receive every day. The New improved Jimmy version 2.01 features a standard IDE interface, 24 x Read, 4 x Write and 4 x Re-Write performance and a rotatable face.