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THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
> Turbonutter wrote:
> Profile: The Ninty
Now now,
> guys...
>You know it's wrong to mock the afflicted. ;-p
Yes, I'd have to agree. {:p
> he is probably the most respected member on the PS2 forums.
?!?!?!
Alright, alright, he is DEFINITELY the most respected member on the PS2 forums. :-)
> er-no like the beginning of your profile of M16.. very good. :D
I thought my Mr Snuggly one was quite good!
:D
Not much is known about the soul that is AlphaJava. Rumour has it that certain ancient elements formed this mysterious being in order to contain the rebellious people that roamed the old world, swearing, abusing, and, at times, killing each other for one's own pleasure. Once his job was done, AJ was free to talk to those who had previously wanted to kill him, and set up a network of rooms in order to make this experience easier. However, one day AJ mysteriously disappeared, never to be seen again, only leaving a few coffee beans behind.
Legend has it that the programming language Java originated from the name AlphaJava, as a symbol of the way AJ adapted to his environment, just like the latter. Meanwhile, his far descendant DeltaJava, at present can be found talking in the very rooms (now called forums) that his great relative created.
Having been born in 1900 NB is probably the oldest person on the Forums. Having had an illustrious career as a pilot since the First World War, Biggles decided that gaming was his forte. Biggles lives to play games all the time and is often typing away til late. Goldeneye is Biggles favourite game, perhaps with having been a war pilot with some spying action thrown in the shooting appealed to Biggles. Biggles never shies away from a good argument and tries in between gaming sessions to help other gamers with tips to stress free gaming.
Is he a motorway? Is he a gun? or is he just another great regular of the forums at ukchat? Well, at one point in time or another he has been called all three. M16 has his finger held firmly on the mouse button, ready to reply to any questions or topics that he clicks into. With his quick wit and great posting style. The question remains, will he ever be upgraded...
Sony had the Big N surrounded that was until Nintendo released there troops, Zelda, Mario, Luigi, Link, Samus, FOx and the stafox team, 251 Pokemon, Joanna Dark and the rest of the PD staff, Wario, Peach, Banjo, Conker, Donkey Kong, the jet force team, Killer instinct beasts, Diddy Kong, Tiny Kong, Chunkey Kong, Saberwulf, Kirby etc.... etc....
Sony prepare to release their beast until they realise that the 3rd party developers make games for Nintendo aswell and so they had nothing to release.
Wahey.
> Profile: The Ninty
Now now, guys...
You know it's wrong to mock the afflicted. ;-p