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THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
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Grix Thraves wrote:
mour and boarding skills, only ever coming to life when he's
> needed. He is a self proclaimed ssxpert
S Sexpert????
:-D
mour and boarding skills, only ever coming to life when he's
> needed. He is a self proclaimed ssxpert
S Sexpert????
:-D
Profile: Fish-e
Things were never going to be easy as a clone, but having proved himself superior to all 25 of his cloned brother and sister fish, fish-e seems likely to continue life as a strong survivor. His powerful instincts have led this feisty fish into many discussions, and our scaled friend has always managed to stay on top of things. His greatest moments include a photograph taken with Sally the salmon, and an interview with Pete the perch.
Things were never going to be easy as a clone, but having proved himself superior to all 25 of his cloned brother and sister fish, fish-e seems likely to continue life as a strong survivor. His powerful instincts have led this feisty fish into many discussions, and our scaled friend has always managed to stay on top of things. His greatest moments include a photograph taken with Sally the salmon, and an interview with Pete the perch.
ssxpro:
Although he would much prefer it if you called him "The Dude", ssxpro is a gentle member, well known for his humour and boarding skills, only ever coming to life when he's needed. He is a self proclaimed ssxpert, which may have something to do with him living as a hermit in a cave situated in the mountains of Scotland... well, no, not really, but it's nice to imagine. If you want to catch ssxpro in his natural habitat, check out the PS2 forums.
Although he would much prefer it if you called him "The Dude", ssxpro is a gentle member, well known for his humour and boarding skills, only ever coming to life when he's needed. He is a self proclaimed ssxpert, which may have something to do with him living as a hermit in a cave situated in the mountains of Scotland... well, no, not really, but it's nice to imagine. If you want to catch ssxpro in his natural habitat, check out the PS2 forums.
Profile: Wòókiee Møn§†€R
The Master of the Sony forum. Wòókiee Møn§†€R is no ordinary poster. If you ever want an argument or debate, if this Møn§†€R isn't on your side, the chances are you will lose. Ralph Wiggum once said, 'I bent my Wookiee'. Well this one can not be bent! Watch out. Wòókiee by name. Møn§†€R by nature.
The Master of the Sony forum. Wòókiee Møn§†€R is no ordinary poster. If you ever want an argument or debate, if this Møn§†€R isn't on your side, the chances are you will lose. Ralph Wiggum once said, 'I bent my Wookiee'. Well this one can not be bent! Watch out. Wòókiee by name. Møn§†€R by nature.
Profile: Shedao Shai
This member of the Yuuzhan Vong species made only a short visit to these forums, but during that time learned a great deal from his new human friends. Having temporarily overcome his hatred of machinery, this great warrior was able to test his fighting and leadership skills in many of today`s computer games. Being one of the ugliest creatures ever to set foot on this earth was always difficult for Shedao, but using the mysterious internet allowed him to converse with other people without actually becoming visible to any of their senses. We no longer know where he is, but assume he is probably preparing for the conquest of yet another planet.
This member of the Yuuzhan Vong species made only a short visit to these forums, but during that time learned a great deal from his new human friends. Having temporarily overcome his hatred of machinery, this great warrior was able to test his fighting and leadership skills in many of today`s computer games. Being one of the ugliest creatures ever to set foot on this earth was always difficult for Shedao, but using the mysterious internet allowed him to converse with other people without actually becoming visible to any of their senses. We no longer know where he is, but assume he is probably preparing for the conquest of yet another planet.
Woah! didn't mean to post 2. sorry. I think the seconds got better spelling. I must have stopped it too late.
Profile: Turbonutter
Turbonutter: is he turbo and is he a nutter? Well, no not really. He does post loads though. This man is undoubtedly the most obsessive of the regulars. Even though not a notable, you definitely should take note. This is one friendly, helpful kinda guy. Turbo? No. Nutter? Don't think so. Notable? No, but should be. Top bloke? Definitely.
Turbonutter: is he turbo and is he a nutter? Well, no not really. He does post loads though. This man is undoubtedly the most obsessive of the regulars. Even though not a notable, you definitely should take note. This is one friendly, helpful kinda guy. Turbo? No. Nutter? Don't think so. Notable? No, but should be. Top bloke? Definitely.
Profile: Turbonutter
Turbonutter: is he turbo and is he a nutter? Well, no not really. He does post loads though. This man is undoubtedly the most obsesive of the regulars. Even though not a notable, you definetly should take note. This is one friendly, helpful kinda guy. Turbo? No. Nutter? Don't think so. Notable? No, but should be. Top bloke? Definetly.
Turbonutter: is he turbo and is he a nutter? Well, no not really. He does post loads though. This man is undoubtedly the most obsesive of the regulars. Even though not a notable, you definetly should take note. This is one friendly, helpful kinda guy. Turbo? No. Nutter? Don't think so. Notable? No, but should be. Top bloke? Definetly.
Profile: The Game
Not just any game, The Game is not only unique amongst the posters at special reserve as being the only piece of software, but also due to some outstanding, and technically brilliant posts. When you see a topic started by this man, then you know there is going to be a large response. His talent for finding the hot topic is unrivalled amongst his peers. He also has a high level of humour, in fact to him, life is just a game.
Not just any game, The Game is not only unique amongst the posters at special reserve as being the only piece of software, but also due to some outstanding, and technically brilliant posts. When you see a topic started by this man, then you know there is going to be a large response. His talent for finding the hot topic is unrivalled amongst his peers. He also has a high level of humour, in fact to him, life is just a game.
Wookiee Monster:
The keeper of the PS2 fans, the marcher of the tide of Sony, yes, he is the Wookiee, and fear his roar. A guy who lives life because he can, the Wookiee Monster is known to be one of the most laid back members of the forums. His love for the PS2 is only equalled by the love for his cat, and on the forums one thing is for certain; if you ever start an argument with him, you better let the Wookiee win.
The keeper of the PS2 fans, the marcher of the tide of Sony, yes, he is the Wookiee, and fear his roar. A guy who lives life because he can, the Wookiee Monster is known to be one of the most laid back members of the forums. His love for the PS2 is only equalled by the love for his cat, and on the forums one thing is for certain; if you ever start an argument with him, you better let the Wookiee win.
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