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THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
This man is a Dark horse, to regulars, he is a conspicuous, respected and humorous part of the clan, but to notables he nothing but a nightmare. When he is not in the FOG forum, he is thinking of another plan to destroy notables. Beware all notables, when your lights go out, Edgy rises, wanting notable blood. To most he is know as Edgy, to some Psycho Edgy a wrath to be feared. A mix of encyclopaedic knowledge and viloent tendencies, Edgy is not a force to be reckoned with.
Where does he come from??? A gun of this calibur is some what of an illusion to many people in FOG, but M16 is real. Hidden somewhere in the FOG M16 hides, his powers not known, and his speed undecipherable, but his knowledge is known of nothing but great. At this time in present he hides these tremendous skills, but in time the trigger will be pulled, and his knowledge released.
> GRIX!!!!
Err... yes? :0)
> Profile: Fish-e
Things were never going to be easy as a clone,
> but having proved himself superior to all 25 of his cloned brother
> and sister fish, fish-e seems likely to continue life as a strong
> survivor. His powerful instincts have led this feisty fish into many
> discussions, and our scaled friend has always managed to stay on top
> of things. His greatest moments include a photograph taken with
> Sally the salmon, and an interview with Pete the perch.
lol, i like it.
This a man with big respect, with him everyone is an equal. Do yo want to know who this man is, well he is the bigg cheese of special reserve. He is the heart and soul, the butter on the bread; without him what wouls special reserve be, well nothing. If you wanted one word to describe him, then it would have to be king.
Thanks for the comments though.