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THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY
In the topic called "Goat Boy's Profile" you'll find the profiles which have been written so far for the Upwire e-mails, posted of course by Grix.
Don't look for number 8 - Ali says it would put a voodoo curse on the subject and infect the readers with eebie-jeebies.
Most of the profiles have been written by Ali, but not all.
Now it's your chance.
Write about someone who has not yet been featured, so DON'T write about these people:
1 Grix (Thraves or Brain)
2 Meka_Dragon
3 Ant
4 Sniper
5 Fantasy Meister
6 Big Sally
7 SHEEPY
9 er-no
10 Dan2K1
11 pb
12 RastaBillySkank
13 Goatboy
Competition ends during the first few days of August.
The best entry will be humerous and reasonably accurate without causing offence.
Try to keep between about 80 and 100 words.
There will only be one winner but we reserve the right to use more than one entry in our e-mail and the magazine.
Good luck. Ali will judge this one so try to spell corectley.
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Profile: M16
Many of you may think that perhaps the M25, and the M1 are the most important raods in Britain, but you`d be wrong. These paths are carved only for vehicles, existing only in a physical form. M16 is a very special motorway, due to the fact that it makes not only a physical, but a spiritual connection between its start and end points. Capable of conveying large amounts of powerful emotion, huge amounts of information, and astounding factual based opinions, each terminating only upon complete fulfillment, the M16 is a link that is vital to all of us.
Many of you may think that perhaps the M25, and the M1 are the most important raods in Britain, but you`d be wrong. These paths are carved only for vehicles, existing only in a physical form. M16 is a very special motorway, due to the fact that it makes not only a physical, but a spiritual connection between its start and end points. Capable of conveying large amounts of powerful emotion, huge amounts of information, and astounding factual based opinions, each terminating only upon complete fulfillment, the M16 is a link that is vital to all of us.
Profile: M16
How does a gun type out messages? The answer is quickly and accurately. Capable of firing off 60 words a second, using a bullet sensitive (but at the same time resistant) keyboard, M16 has produced some awesome posts. Each of these posts has contained a huge amount of useful information, making armour piercing points about all the latest topics. Whilst some may fear his speed and accuracy, most of our regular posters have formed a great relationship through M16`s hard metal exterior, and we hope this continues for much more time to come.
How does a gun type out messages? The answer is quickly and accurately. Capable of firing off 60 words a second, using a bullet sensitive (but at the same time resistant) keyboard, M16 has produced some awesome posts. Each of these posts has contained a huge amount of useful information, making armour piercing points about all the latest topics. Whilst some may fear his speed and accuracy, most of our regular posters have formed a great relationship through M16`s hard metal exterior, and we hope this continues for much more time to come.
Profile: The webmaster
Not much is known about this stange beast... all we know for sure is that he sits, slouching in front on the TV for most of the day drinking cheap beer and eating burgers.
Occasionally the webmaster (or "webby" as he is affectioately called by his minions on the site) will appear with such words of wisdom as "oh no there's a security problem that someone has found..." however, even that is a rarity.
Sonic
Not much is known about this stange beast... all we know for sure is that he sits, slouching in front on the TV for most of the day drinking cheap beer and eating burgers.
Occasionally the webmaster (or "webby" as he is affectioately called by his minions on the site) will appear with such words of wisdom as "oh no there's a security problem that someone has found..." however, even that is a rarity.
Sonic
Profile: Tony.
It seems quite likely that this man is made of cheese. More accurately, he is the BIG cheese. He is incredibly important to the site, as without Tony, there would be one less poster, and sniper would have a recovery period between insults from Grix. More seriously though, he is the man that has brought us extra competitions, extra rules, extra laughter, and most importantly, an extra reason to come here. A snappy selection of informative tag lines has kept us all up to date on Tony`s progress in his quest to find a name longer than four letters.
It seems quite likely that this man is made of cheese. More accurately, he is the BIG cheese. He is incredibly important to the site, as without Tony, there would be one less poster, and sniper would have a recovery period between insults from Grix. More seriously though, he is the man that has brought us extra competitions, extra rules, extra laughter, and most importantly, an extra reason to come here. A snappy selection of informative tag lines has kept us all up to date on Tony`s progress in his quest to find a name longer than four letters.
Profile: Rakuga.
Many of today`s best super heroes, and sometimes villains, are often combinations of two species. Blade, Batman, and now Rakuga. With the stealth of a rat, and the power of a cougar, he has the best of both worlds. Using these special skills, he has brought to this site one of many interesting features. Without Rakuga, we would not have tag lines. The allowance of a 20 character statement has provided entertainment for staff and visitors consistently over the last few months.
Many of today`s best super heroes, and sometimes villains, are often combinations of two species. Blade, Batman, and now Rakuga. With the stealth of a rat, and the power of a cougar, he has the best of both worlds. Using these special skills, he has brought to this site one of many interesting features. Without Rakuga, we would not have tag lines. The allowance of a 20 character statement has provided entertainment for staff and visitors consistently over the last few months.
Profile: Khazar
A weird little 13 yr old psycho. Has no general talent apart from losing on SSX. Has no real friends on SR so finds offending quazimodo his only hobby. Twisted and sick. Thats me Khazar AKA JOE
A weird little 13 yr old psycho. Has no general talent apart from losing on SSX. Has no real friends on SR so finds offending quazimodo his only hobby. Twisted and sick. Thats me Khazar AKA JOE
Why hasn't anyone done turbonutter apart from me??? what's up with him??
I'm Dan Number 18.
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