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"Moron...absolute Toeface"

A reader's review of Train Simulator from Gamespot:

"I must confess that after maybe 10 hours or so of play, I am becoming bored with Train Simulator. I am interested in the BNSF freight part of this game and there is simply not much as far as excitement goes in this game. The biggest challenge in any activity seems to be controlling the speed of the train. I guess that in real life, railroading is pretty boring too"

WHAT?!?!?!
This game dull?
The thing is, he sounds surprised by this.

I pity da fool.
And, no word of a lie, another reviewer said it was rubbish because he couldnt get it to install.

Note to Plum: Turn machine on 1st.

Sorry if Trainspotters are awaiting this game, but you ARE sad, you have NEVER seen a naked woman/man that isnt a family member and you really cant complain that this game is dull.

*shakes head*

These are the sorts of people that lick battery tops and fix plugs with knives.

So if I s**g off Red Faction, will you give me a GAD too??

Normally when someone s***s off a game/woman/console so much, it's hiding a deeply rooted love for that game/woman/console. Here starts the petition - send Goaty Train Simulator.

Yes, Goaty, you are. But if you go into Woolies, the 13 year olds are the pros when it comes to nicking stuuf, so a top shelf mag may be required more than just a couple of ciggies!!

Nah, I'll give a couple of ciggies to a 13yr old and get them to do it.

Bribing kids to commit petty theft is excellent.

I consider myself a 21st Century Fagin

I will love it if you get caught.

I can just see you explaining to your frinds and family why you simply 'had' to play it.

No doubt.

That and only being able to use lower limbs, the upper ones being withered and useless like a T-Rex.

I'm gonna steal this game from Woolies and see what it's like.

Well, it must be quite difficult with paws....

Try to open the box

I don't suppose microsoft are releasing a special "Train drivers carriage control panel" for it, are they?


Ten hours till he got bored though?? What did he do for the first ten hours that was so exciting?

hehe

I'm saying nowt.

I just find it amusing that someone is complaining it's dull and actually sound surprised by it.

Did you know there's an online tutorial?
And an instruction manual with short-cut keys for controls?

I think, short of mashing the keyboard with your face, it's pretty easy to move a train forward