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Mon 25/06/01 at 09:46
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A reader's review of Train Simulator from Gamespot:

"I must confess that after maybe 10 hours or so of play, I am becoming bored with Train Simulator. I am interested in the BNSF freight part of this game and there is simply not much as far as excitement goes in this game. The biggest challenge in any activity seems to be controlling the speed of the train. I guess that in real life, railroading is pretty boring too"

WHAT?!?!?!
This game dull?
The thing is, he sounds surprised by this.

I pity da fool.
And, no word of a lie, another reviewer said it was rubbish because he couldnt get it to install.

Note to Plum: Turn machine on 1st.

Sorry if Trainspotters are awaiting this game, but you ARE sad, you have NEVER seen a naked woman/man that isnt a family member and you really cant complain that this game is dull.

*shakes head*

These are the sorts of people that lick battery tops and fix plugs with knives.
Mon 25/06/01 at 15:46
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Microsoft "Queuing In The Post Office With Lots Of Old People That Smell Of Wee" Sim
Mon 25/06/01 at 15:42
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"Infantalised Forums"
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Microsoft "Going to Work for 40 years of your life" Sim.
Mon 25/06/01 at 15:35
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"[SE] Acetrooper"
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Well, can't wait for the next in Microsoft's line-up can you?

Maybe it'll be the: 'Microsoft Ironing Sim'?

Or how about: 'Microsoft Dish Washing Sim'?

Ohhhhh i'm excited!
Mon 25/06/01 at 15:16
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What's right with 'Train Simulator' SHEEPY?

Well lets see there is....

emm...

emm...

There are no spelling mistakes in name..

and emm...

It has trains...

and emm..

Wonder if they sell cheese in snack bar :D
Mon 25/06/01 at 15:13
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"everyone says it"
Posts: 14,738
SHEEPY wrote:
> Whats wrong with 'Train Simulator' Goatboy?

What's right with 'Train Simulator' SHEEPY?
Mon 25/06/01 at 15:09
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"Excommunicated"
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Whats wrong with 'Train Simulator' Goatboy?
Mon 25/06/01 at 15:07
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"everyone says it"
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Goatboy wrote:
> Dont.

Dont throw away your win like that...for the sake of the
> children...think of the children...

What children? Oh yeah.. cheatguru?
Mon 25/06/01 at 14:59
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Dont.

Dont throw away your win like that...for the sake of the children...think of the children...
Mon 25/06/01 at 14:57
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Your Honour wrote:
> Shall i choose it? I think it may be worth it for comedy value
> alone. I could even post a detailed review of it.

Does anyone
> know when it's out or what spec computer you need?

You need a P66 with 546mb RAM and a Voodoo3 Banshee Blaster...

...well that was guessing but knowing Microsoft!
Mon 25/06/01 at 14:53
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Shall i choose it? I think it may be worth it for comedy value alone. I could even post a detailed review of it.

Does anyone know when it's out or what spec computer you need?

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