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A reader's review of Train Simulator from Gamespot:
"I must confess that after maybe 10 hours or so of play, I am becoming bored with Train Simulator. I am interested in the BNSF freight part of this game and there is simply not much as far as excitement goes in this game. The biggest challenge in any activity seems to be controlling the speed of the train. I guess that in real life, railroading is pretty boring too"
WHAT?!?!?!
This game dull?
The thing is, he sounds surprised by this.
I pity da fool.
And, no word of a lie, another reviewer said it was rubbish because he couldnt get it to install.
Note to Plum: Turn machine on 1st.
Sorry if Trainspotters are awaiting this game, but you ARE sad, you have NEVER seen a naked woman/man that isnt a family member and you really cant complain that this game is dull.
*shakes head*
These are the sorts of people that lick battery tops and fix plugs with knives.
"I must confess that after maybe 10 hours or so of play, I am becoming bored with Train Simulator. I am interested in the BNSF freight part of this game and there is simply not much as far as excitement goes in this game. The biggest challenge in any activity seems to be controlling the speed of the train. I guess that in real life, railroading is pretty boring too"
WHAT?!?!?!
This game dull?
The thing is, he sounds surprised by this.
I pity da fool.
And, no word of a lie, another reviewer said it was rubbish because he couldnt get it to install.
Note to Plum: Turn machine on 1st.
Sorry if Trainspotters are awaiting this game, but you ARE sad, you have NEVER seen a naked woman/man that isnt a family member and you really cant complain that this game is dull.
*shakes head*
These are the sorts of people that lick battery tops and fix plugs with knives.
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I quite fancy a go of this sim actually!
If you could launder some of his cash into your own bank account, I really wouldn't mind buying that!!
What about: Microsoft "A day with Bill Gates" sim - NOOOOOO!!!!
That's not a funny name, and it tastes rather good.....
MicroSoft "Find The Stupidest Named Cat Food In The Shop, For Example, Roasted Venison With A Hint Of Duck With Added Fresh French Sun Dried Tomatoes.....In Jelly." Sim
Microsoft "Boredom" sim - oh sorry, SR have done that already, right??
Microsoft "Microsoft" sim - no.
Microsoft "How many bogies can you pick in your life" sim.
Microsoft "How many bogies can you pick in your life" sim.
Microsoft "Sleeping" sim.
Microsoft "Queuing In The Post Office With Lots Of Old People That Smell Of Wee" Sim
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