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"It'll never work," screamed Swish.
"its the only way. We've got to try," replied Shocky in a much calmer manner. "MJs life is in our hands, so it's either now or never".
"NOW!!!," both of them shouted. With an almighty leap they bounded forward into the Time_Warp. In a blur of colour the duo were sucked back to a time just before the great battle of the FOG.
"OUCH!," complained Shocky as he landed on the concrete floor. Swish however was slightly luckier. He had, had a much softer landing...on top of Spider that is.
"Sorry Spider," apologised Swish as he clambered off of the mangled body of Spider. Almost as quickly as Spider had been knocked down he was back on his eight legs and Swish had noticed that he didn't look happy.
"I'm gonna kick the cra......oh its you Swish," Spider said. Swish looked very relieved as he knew that Spider was already angry with him because of him immitating him.
"Hang on a sec, thats not actually happened yet," Swish thought to himself. "Look Spider we have something to tell yuo and we are not sure if your going to believe us," Swish said.
"Well carry on then," Spider replied.
"The thing is Spider, we are Swish and Shocky it's just we are from the near future. Wait dont speak yet. You see we have come back to try and stop MJ dying," Shocky explained.
"MJs going to die....good. I never did like him, well I did but anyway thats another story. What has all of this got to do with me then. As you can see I dont really care what happens to M......," Spider gets inturrupted mid sentence.
"No Spider you dont seem to understand MJ does like you it's just he hasn't apologised yet," Swish tells Spider.
"Okay now I'm confused. Er....I guess I'm in though," Spider mumbles.
Spider Swish and Shocky begin the long walk to the spot where the battle of the FOG would soon take place. Before long Spider realises something very important, " by the way if you two aren't the Swish and Shocky from the present doesn't that mean that there is two Swishs and two Shockys walking around".
"Actually that is a very good point, we better go see the Webmaster and get our names changed before we go any further. Just imagine if we met the present day Swish and Shocky. The results would be catastrophic," Shocky says to Swish and Spider. So the three decide to take a slight detour and head off to the Webmasters office on Turbonutter Avenue.
Some time later........
"Wow this is the Webmasters office?" exclaims Shocky
"Yeah it is. Pretty amazing isn't it......" replies Spider.
"Amazingly cr@ppy that is"
To be continued (hopefully tommorrow)
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"its the only way. We've got to try," replied Shocky in a much calmer manner. "MJs life is in our hands, so it's either now or never".
"NOW!!!," both of them shouted. With an almighty leap they bounded forward into the Time_Warp. In a blur of colour the duo were sucked back to a time just before the great battle of the FOG.
"OUCH!," complained Shocky as he landed on the concrete floor. Swish however was slightly luckier. He had, had a much softer landing...on top of Spider that is.
"Sorry Spider," apologised Swish as he clambered off of the mangled body of Spider. Almost as quickly as Spider had been knocked down he was back on his eight legs and Swish had noticed that he didn't look happy.
"I'm gonna kick the cra......oh its you Swish," Spider said. Swish looked very relieved as he knew that Spider was already angry with him because of him immitating him.
"Hang on a sec, thats not actually happened yet," Swish thought to himself. "Look Spider we have something to tell yuo and we are not sure if your going to believe us," Swish said.
"Well carry on then," Spider replied.
"The thing is Spider, we are Swish and Shocky it's just we are from the near future. Wait dont speak yet. You see we have come back to try and stop MJ dying," Shocky explained.
"MJs going to die....good. I never did like him, well I did but anyway thats another story. What has all of this got to do with me then. As you can see I dont really care what happens to M......," Spider gets inturrupted mid sentence.
"No Spider you dont seem to understand MJ does like you it's just he hasn't apologised yet," Swish tells Spider.
"Okay now I'm confused. Er....I guess I'm in though," Spider mumbles.
Spider Swish and Shocky begin the long walk to the spot where the battle of the FOG would soon take place. Before long Spider realises something very important, " by the way if you two aren't the Swish and Shocky from the present doesn't that mean that there is two Swishs and two Shockys walking around".
"Actually that is a very good point, we better go see the Webmaster and get our names changed before we go any further. Just imagine if we met the present day Swish and Shocky. The results would be catastrophic," Shocky says to Swish and Spider. So the three decide to take a slight detour and head off to the Webmasters office on Turbonutter Avenue.
Some time later........
"Wow this is the Webmasters office?" exclaims Shocky
"Yeah it is. Pretty amazing isn't it......" replies Spider.
"Amazingly cr@ppy that is"
To be continued (hopefully tommorrow)
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POP!
"It'll never work," screamed Swish.
"its the only way. We've got to try," replied Shocky in a much calmer manner. "MJs life is in our hands, so it's either now or never".
"NOW!!!," both of them shouted. With an almighty leap they bounded forward into the Time_Warp. In a blur of colour the duo were sucked back to a time just before the great battle of the FOG.
"OUCH!," complained Shocky as he landed on the concrete floor. Swish however was slightly luckier. He had, had a much softer landing...on top of Spider that is.
"Sorry Spider," apologised Swish as he clambered off of the mangled body of Spider. Almost as quickly as Spider had been knocked down he was back on his eight legs and Swish had noticed that he didn't look happy.
"I'm gonna kick the cra......oh its you Swish," Spider said. Swish looked very relieved as he knew that Spider was already angry with him because of him imitating him.
"Hang on a sec, that’s not actually happened yet," Swish thought to himself. "Look Spider we have something to tell you and we are not sure if your going to believe us," Swish said.
"Well carry on then," Spider replied.
"The thing is Spider, we are Swish and Shocky it's just we are from the near future. Wait don’t speak yet. You see we have come back to try and stop MJ dying," Shocky explained.
"MJs going to die....good. I never did like him, well I did but anyway that’s another story. What has all of this got to do with me then. As you can see I don’t really care what happens to M......," Spider gets interrupted mid sentence.
"No Spider you don’t seem to understand MJ does like you it's just he hasn't apologised yet," Swish tells Spider.
"Okay now I'm confused. Er....I guess I'm in though," Spider mumbles.
Spider Swish and Shocky begin the long walk to the spot where the battle of the FOG would soon take place. Before long Spider realises something very important, " by the way if you two aren't the Swish and Shocky from the present doesn't that mean that there is two Swishs and two Shockys walking around".
"Actually that is a very good point, we better go see the Webmaster and get our names changed before we go any further. Just imagine if we met the present day Swish and Shocky. The results would be catastrophic," Shocky says to Swish and Spider. So the three decide to take a slight detour and head off to the Webmasters office on Turbonutter Avenue.
Some time later........
"Wow this is the Webmasters office?" exclaims Shocky
"Yeah it is. Pretty amazing isn't it......" replies Spider.
"Amazingly cr@ppy that is"
"Come on then Swish go and knock on the door then," said Shocky.
"Why should I do it. Your the Shocktrooper and as I have heard the webmaster can get angry so I think that you should do it Shocky," replied Swish.
"Fine then I'll do it," Shocky said in an annoyed voice. Shocky slowly shuffled up to the door. Raising his hand he prepared to knock. BANG! the door flew open and came off its hinges........
"Have you got my GBA!..... oh your not the postman are you? You'd think that I'd already have one seeing as I work for SR wouldn't you? Anyway I suppose that you'd better come in," said the Webmaster, which to be honest was in some freaky sounding voice. The three of them hesitated...., " I said COME IN!" shouted the Webmaster.
"Okay, okay. Dont get your HTML in a twist," replied Swish in a cocky voice. Slowly Spider, Swish and Shocky entered the Webmasters office. All three looked at each in amazement as they saw the contents of the office.
"Don’t look at each other like that, I have everything I need for my job. A god old PC and a huge lightening quick....36k modem. Hmm I see what you mean now. Anyway what are you here for?"
"No wonder it takes him ages to update the site," Spider muttered under his breath.
"What was that Spider?" the Webmaster asked.
"I said Swish and Shocky need to change their names. Can you help them?" replied Spider.
"Of course I can. They don’t call me the Webmaster for nothing. Okay so what do you want your new names to be then.....?" the Webmaster asked.
"Hmmm I am not sure really haven't had much time to think about it. Well I'll be called...Namostar... yeah. Namostar," Swish decided.
"Okay just hang on a sec," the Webmaster said. "You'll have your new name in no time," the Webmaster pushed his feet against the floor and span to his desk, he started typing at his keyboard, brought up the source code to the site and began to change Swishs name. " Okay Namostar hope you like the new name," the Webmaster exclaimed.
"Thanks for that Webmaster. Now Shockys just got to decide on his new name and we can get out of this hell hole...I mean tech heaven," Namostar replied, " well what do you want your new name to be then?"
"Hmmm I am not sure either......how about.... Biohazard. Yep Biohazard sounds class," Shocky replied.
Once again the webmaster brought up the source code to the site, but obviously this time he changed Shockys name to Biohazard, "there you go. Now you are known as Namostar and Biohazard. Why exactly did you want to change your names anyway they were...hey Biohazard why are you looking at me like that?" asked the Webmaster.
"Keep your nose where it belongs. You've pried to far for your own good," replied Biohazard. Namostar slowly moved around the room until he was directly behind the Webmaster. Silently he pulled a long syringe out of his back pocket and swiftly stuck it into the Webmasters left arm. Injecting the cntents of the syringe Biohazard had a sly grin on his face, "that'll keep him down for a few hours. Not really long enough, but ti will have to do," Biohazard said as he glanced across the room at Spider. Spider was huddling in the corner looking totally freaked.
"Why did you do that? What he done to you?" Spider stuttered.
"Hes seen to much all ready. We can't have someone knowing about us. Once he awakens he will not remember a thing," repleid Namostar.
"Well I have seen you and you haven't injected m......wait you guys you wouldn't, would you?" Spider spluttered.
"Of course we wouldn't Spider, well at least not yet anyway. Stay in line, do what we say and you'll be just fine," said Biohazard ,"but rememeber just one foot over the line and it's night, night Spider".
"Oaky your the boss. I'll do what you say if you keep your word," said Spider.
"What word?" replied Namostar.
"You know about not injecting me," Spider said biting his lip.
"Don't worry. We'll keep our word. Anyway we have not got enough time already so we had better get going," said Biohazard. So they wasted no time and got out of the Webmasters office. Now they finally started their long hard journey to the FOG battlefields. They knew they had little time so the pace was quick, Spider however was having trouble keeping up with the to Ttimesplitters. No wonder really seeing as Namostar and Biohazard had specially trained for this mission and knew what to expect. However Biohazard was getting impatient, "come on Spider. Hurry up!" Biohazard shouted back at a weary Spider.
"I'm trying my hardest to keep up. Its like your armorines or something," Spider replied.
"Stop being lazy. Hurry up, I mean it," Biohazard screamed.
"I can't. I guess you will have to go on without me," Spider panted.
"No can do Spider," Biohazard pulled a gun out of his pocket and placed the gun on Spiders foehead. His hand was shaking like a leaf....BANG! An explosion of blood and brain matter flew out of Spiders head and his limp body slumped to the floor.
"Why did you do that!" screamed Namostar.
"I didn't! I only wanted to scare him. I wouldn't have done it, I couldn't," Biohazard whimpered.
"But that could only mean one thing... a Sniper is in the house, and a UK one at that," Namostar replied.
"RUN!" they both screamed at the same time.
The pair began to run. Neither of them could understand what was happening," whats going on Biohazard, this never happened last time," shouted Namostar, gasping for breath as he ran.
"I don't know. Us coming back must have caused a difference in the present.... hang on a sec check our stats," Biohazard said as he glanced down at his stats watch ,"wait our stats say we just arrived today, that stupid Webmaster never changed our names, he reset our accounts, he must have sussed us."
"HA HA die you JATS!" screamed a crazed Sniper from high above.
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"its the only way. We've got to try," replied Shocky in a much calmer manner. "MJs life is in our hands, so it's either now or never".
"NOW!!!," both of them shouted. With an almighty leap they bounded forward into the Time_Warp. In a blur of colour the duo were sucked back to a time just before the great battle of the FOG.
"OUCH!," complained Shocky as he landed on the concrete floor. Swish however was slightly luckier. He had, had a much softer landing...on top of Spider that is.
"Sorry Spider," apologised Swish as he clambered off of the mangled body of Spider. Almost as quickly as Spider had been knocked down he was back on his eight legs and Swish had noticed that he didn't look happy.
"I'm gonna kick the cra......oh its you Swish," Spider said. Swish looked very relieved as he knew that Spider was already angry with him because of him imitating him.
"Hang on a sec, that’s not actually happened yet," Swish thought to himself. "Look Spider we have something to tell you and we are not sure if your going to believe us," Swish said.
"Well carry on then," Spider replied.
"The thing is Spider, we are Swish and Shocky it's just we are from the near future. Wait don’t speak yet. You see we have come back to try and stop MJ dying," Shocky explained.
"MJs going to die....good. I never did like him, well I did but anyway that’s another story. What has all of this got to do with me then. As you can see I don’t really care what happens to M......," Spider gets interrupted mid sentence.
"No Spider you don’t seem to understand MJ does like you it's just he hasn't apologised yet," Swish tells Spider.
"Okay now I'm confused. Er....I guess I'm in though," Spider mumbles.
Spider Swish and Shocky begin the long walk to the spot where the battle of the FOG would soon take place. Before long Spider realises something very important, " by the way if you two aren't the Swish and Shocky from the present doesn't that mean that there is two Swishs and two Shockys walking around".
"Actually that is a very good point, we better go see the Webmaster and get our names changed before we go any further. Just imagine if we met the present day Swish and Shocky. The results would be catastrophic," Shocky says to Swish and Spider. So the three decide to take a slight detour and head off to the Webmasters office on Turbonutter Avenue.
Some time later........
"Wow this is the Webmasters office?" exclaims Shocky
"Yeah it is. Pretty amazing isn't it......" replies Spider.
"Amazingly cr@ppy that is"
"Come on then Swish go and knock on the door then," said Shocky.
"Why should I do it. Your the Shocktrooper and as I have heard the webmaster can get angry so I think that you should do it Shocky," replied Swish.
"Fine then I'll do it," Shocky said in an annoyed voice. Shocky slowly shuffled up to the door. Raising his hand he prepared to knock. BANG! the door flew open and came off its hinges........
"Have you got my GBA!..... oh your not the postman are you? You'd think that I'd already have one seeing as I work for SR wouldn't you? Anyway I suppose that you'd better come in," said the Webmaster, which to be honest was in some freaky sounding voice. The three of them hesitated...., " I said COME IN!" shouted the Webmaster.
"Okay, okay. Dont get your HTML in a twist," replied Swish in a cocky voice. Slowly Spider, Swish and Shocky entered the Webmasters office. All three looked at each in amazement as they saw the contents of the office.
"Don’t look at each other like that, I have everything I need for my job. A god old PC and a huge lightening quick....36k modem. Hmm I see what you mean now. Anyway what are you here for?"
"No wonder it takes him ages to update the site," Spider muttered under his breath.
"What was that Spider?" the Webmaster asked.
"I said Swish and Shocky need to change their names. Can you help them?" replied Spider.
"Of course I can. They don’t call me the Webmaster for nothing. Okay so what do you want your new names to be then.....?" the Webmaster asked.
"Hmmm I am not sure really haven't had much time to think about it. Well I'll be called...Namostar... yeah. Namostar," Swish decided.
"Okay just hang on a sec," the Webmaster said. "You'll have your new name in no time," the Webmaster pushed his feet against the floor and span to his desk, he started typing at his keyboard, brought up the source code to the site and began to change Swishs name. " Okay Namostar hope you like the new name," the Webmaster exclaimed.
"Thanks for that Webmaster. Now Shockys just got to decide on his new name and we can get out of this hell hole...I mean tech heaven," Namostar replied, " well what do you want your new name to be then?"
"Hmmm I am not sure either......how about.... Biohazard. Yep Biohazard sounds class," Shocky replied.
Once again the webmaster brought up the source code to the site, but obviously this time he changed Shockys name to Biohazard, "there you go. Now you are known as Namostar and Biohazard. Why exactly did you want to change your names anyway they were...hey Biohazard why are you looking at me like that?" asked the Webmaster.
"Keep your nose where it belongs. You've pried to far for your own good," replied Biohazard. Namostar slowly moved around the room until he was directly behind the Webmaster. Silently he pulled a long syringe out of his back pocket and swiftly stuck it into the Webmasters left arm. Injecting the cntents of the syringe Biohazard had a sly grin on his face, "that'll keep him down for a few hours. Not really long enough, but ti will have to do," Biohazard said as he glanced across the room at Spider. Spider was huddling in the corner looking totally freaked.
"Why did you do that? What he done to you?" Spider stuttered.
"Hes seen to much all ready. We can't have someone knowing about us. Once he awakens he will not remember a thing," repleid Namostar.
"Well I have seen you and you haven't injected m......wait you guys you wouldn't, would you?" Spider spluttered.
"Of course we wouldn't Spider, well at least not yet anyway. Stay in line, do what we say and you'll be just fine," said Biohazard ,"but rememeber just one foot over the line and it's night, night Spider".
"Oaky your the boss. I'll do what you say if you keep your word," said Spider.
"What word?" replied Namostar.
"You know about not injecting me," Spider said biting his lip.
"Don't worry. We'll keep our word. Anyway we have not got enough time already so we had better get going," said Biohazard. So they wasted no time and got out of the Webmasters office. Now they finally started their long hard journey to the FOG battlefields. They knew they had little time so the pace was quick, Spider however was having trouble keeping up with the to Ttimesplitters. No wonder really seeing as Namostar and Biohazard had specially trained for this mission and knew what to expect. However Biohazard was getting impatient, "come on Spider. Hurry up!" Biohazard shouted back at a weary Spider.
"I'm trying my hardest to keep up. Its like your armorines or something," Spider replied.
"Stop being lazy. Hurry up, I mean it," Biohazard screamed.
"I can't. I guess you will have to go on without me," Spider panted.
"No can do Spider," Biohazard pulled a gun out of his pocket and placed the gun on Spiders foehead. His hand was shaking like a leaf....BANG! An explosion of blood and brain matter flew out of Spiders head and his limp body slumped to the floor.
"Why did you do that!" screamed Namostar.
"I didn't! I only wanted to scare him. I wouldn't have done it, I couldn't," Biohazard whimpered.
"But that could only mean one thing... a Sniper is in the house, and a UK one at that," Namostar replied.
"RUN!" they both screamed at the same time.
The pair began to run. Neither of them could understand what was happening," whats going on Biohazard, this never happened last time," shouted Namostar, gasping for breath as he ran.
"I don't know. Us coming back must have caused a difference in the present.... hang on a sec check our stats," Biohazard said as he glanced down at his stats watch ,"wait our stats say we just arrived today, that stupid Webmaster never changed our names, he reset our accounts, he must have sussed us."
"HA HA die you JATS!" screamed a crazed Sniper from high above.
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Big up David Grout.....
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Pop!
Shocktrooper wrote:
> Sorry there Nebby is it? Or am I getting confused?
Okay to set you straight MJswerve, Nebula and Shorty Blitz are all me. Just remember that. MJ is all of those people.
Anyway, I get
> ya. I'll change my name and post a message in this thread so you
> know my new name. It'll only be a while though, so you know...
Is that what you want your new name to be in the story then Shocky. I personally was going to call you Biohazard.
Is
> that really the old Nebby?
I think I am. At least I hope I am. Why am I different or something.
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> Sorry there Nebby is it? Or am I getting confused?
Okay to set you straight MJswerve, Nebula and Shorty Blitz are all me. Just remember that. MJ is all of those people.
Anyway, I get
> ya. I'll change my name and post a message in this thread so you
> know my new name. It'll only be a while though, so you know...
Is that what you want your new name to be in the story then Shocky. I personally was going to call you Biohazard.
Is
> that really the old Nebby?
I think I am. At least I hope I am. Why am I different or something.
(;o|
Like it?
Anyone?
*Shocky feels slightly depressed, what with the tumble weed bouncing along the desolate road that's beneath Shocky's feet. Not to mention the conspicuos coughs and the wind whistling...*
Anyone?
*Shocky feels slightly depressed, what with the tumble weed bouncing along the desolate road that's beneath Shocky's feet. Not to mention the conspicuos coughs and the wind whistling...*
Blah de blah blah blah.
Sorry there Nebby is it? Or am I getting confused?
Anyway, I get ya. I'll change my name and post a message in this thread so you know my new name. It'll only be a while though, so you know...
Is that really the old Nebby?
Anyway, I get ya. I'll change my name and post a message in this thread so you know my new name. It'll only be a while though, so you know...
Is that really the old Nebby?
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