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"It'll never work," screamed Swish.
"its the only way. We've got to try," replied Shocky in a much calmer manner. "MJs life is in our hands, so it's either now or never".
"NOW!!!," both of them shouted. With an almighty leap they bounded forward into the Time_Warp. In a blur of colour the duo were sucked back to a time just before the great battle of the FOG.
"OUCH!," complained Shocky as he landed on the concrete floor. Swish however was slightly luckier. He had, had a much softer landing...on top of Spider that is.
"Sorry Spider," apologised Swish as he clambered off of the mangled body of Spider. Almost as quickly as Spider had been knocked down he was back on his eight legs and Swish had noticed that he didn't look happy.
"I'm gonna kick the cra......oh its you Swish," Spider said. Swish looked very relieved as he knew that Spider was already angry with him because of him immitating him.
"Hang on a sec, thats not actually happened yet," Swish thought to himself. "Look Spider we have something to tell yuo and we are not sure if your going to believe us," Swish said.
"Well carry on then," Spider replied.
"The thing is Spider, we are Swish and Shocky it's just we are from the near future. Wait dont speak yet. You see we have come back to try and stop MJ dying," Shocky explained.
"MJs going to die....good. I never did like him, well I did but anyway thats another story. What has all of this got to do with me then. As you can see I dont really care what happens to M......," Spider gets inturrupted mid sentence.
"No Spider you dont seem to understand MJ does like you it's just he hasn't apologised yet," Swish tells Spider.
"Okay now I'm confused. Er....I guess I'm in though," Spider mumbles.
Spider Swish and Shocky begin the long walk to the spot where the battle of the FOG would soon take place. Before long Spider realises something very important, " by the way if you two aren't the Swish and Shocky from the present doesn't that mean that there is two Swishs and two Shockys walking around".
"Actually that is a very good point, we better go see the Webmaster and get our names changed before we go any further. Just imagine if we met the present day Swish and Shocky. The results would be catastrophic," Shocky says to Swish and Spider. So the three decide to take a slight detour and head off to the Webmasters office on Turbonutter Avenue.
Some time later........
"Wow this is the Webmasters office?" exclaims Shocky
"Yeah it is. Pretty amazing isn't it......" replies Spider.
"Amazingly cr@ppy that is"
To be continued (hopefully tommorrow)
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"its the only way. We've got to try," replied Shocky in a much calmer manner. "MJs life is in our hands, so it's either now or never".
"NOW!!!," both of them shouted. With an almighty leap they bounded forward into the Time_Warp. In a blur of colour the duo were sucked back to a time just before the great battle of the FOG.
"OUCH!," complained Shocky as he landed on the concrete floor. Swish however was slightly luckier. He had, had a much softer landing...on top of Spider that is.
"Sorry Spider," apologised Swish as he clambered off of the mangled body of Spider. Almost as quickly as Spider had been knocked down he was back on his eight legs and Swish had noticed that he didn't look happy.
"I'm gonna kick the cra......oh its you Swish," Spider said. Swish looked very relieved as he knew that Spider was already angry with him because of him immitating him.
"Hang on a sec, thats not actually happened yet," Swish thought to himself. "Look Spider we have something to tell yuo and we are not sure if your going to believe us," Swish said.
"Well carry on then," Spider replied.
"The thing is Spider, we are Swish and Shocky it's just we are from the near future. Wait dont speak yet. You see we have come back to try and stop MJ dying," Shocky explained.
"MJs going to die....good. I never did like him, well I did but anyway thats another story. What has all of this got to do with me then. As you can see I dont really care what happens to M......," Spider gets inturrupted mid sentence.
"No Spider you dont seem to understand MJ does like you it's just he hasn't apologised yet," Swish tells Spider.
"Okay now I'm confused. Er....I guess I'm in though," Spider mumbles.
Spider Swish and Shocky begin the long walk to the spot where the battle of the FOG would soon take place. Before long Spider realises something very important, " by the way if you two aren't the Swish and Shocky from the present doesn't that mean that there is two Swishs and two Shockys walking around".
"Actually that is a very good point, we better go see the Webmaster and get our names changed before we go any further. Just imagine if we met the present day Swish and Shocky. The results would be catastrophic," Shocky says to Swish and Spider. So the three decide to take a slight detour and head off to the Webmasters office on Turbonutter Avenue.
Some time later........
"Wow this is the Webmasters office?" exclaims Shocky
"Yeah it is. Pretty amazing isn't it......" replies Spider.
"Amazingly cr@ppy that is"
To be continued (hopefully tommorrow)
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Namostar wrote:
> Yeah I design sites in spare time. I use Dreamweaver, Flash, and
> Paint Shop Pro.
Is Dreamweaver your HTML editer. I just use Notepad. Nice and simple. I also use Paint shop pro. Mainly for the banner wizard but also to convert files to JPG and GIF format.
Some are pretty good, but then my old ones
> aren't! I was going to start up an e business with my dad, me
> maintaining the site, and him (being the old business type) would do
> the business things.
My first ones were cack to the Nth degree. My newest one is okay. An E buisness interesting.
We just haven't got round to it yet,
> because of other web jobs that keep popping up. It pays a
> surprisingly hi amount of money!
I know. Web page building is where the moneys at.
Someday...
....soon.
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> Yeah I design sites in spare time. I use Dreamweaver, Flash, and
> Paint Shop Pro.
Is Dreamweaver your HTML editer. I just use Notepad. Nice and simple. I also use Paint shop pro. Mainly for the banner wizard but also to convert files to JPG and GIF format.
Some are pretty good, but then my old ones
> aren't! I was going to start up an e business with my dad, me
> maintaining the site, and him (being the old business type) would do
> the business things.
My first ones were cack to the Nth degree. My newest one is okay. An E buisness interesting.
We just haven't got round to it yet,
> because of other web jobs that keep popping up. It pays a
> surprisingly hi amount of money!
I know. Web page building is where the moneys at.
Someday...
....soon.
(;o|
Really?
Can I have some URLs?
I design websites professionally. Yes, it does earn a stupid amount of money! I do all graphics in Fireworks, and the basic layout in Dreamweaver. I probably use it to come up with a design then I leave it as DW doesn't like PHP very much.
Me and Joby were going to meet to discuss a business proposition. What's the word Joby?
Can I have some URLs?
I design websites professionally. Yes, it does earn a stupid amount of money! I do all graphics in Fireworks, and the basic layout in Dreamweaver. I probably use it to come up with a design then I leave it as DW doesn't like PHP very much.
Me and Joby were going to meet to discuss a business proposition. What's the word Joby?
Yeah I design sites in spare time. I use Dreamweaver, Flash, and Paint Shop Pro.
Some are pretty good, but then my old ones aren't! I was going to start up an e business with my dad, me maintaining the site, and him (being the old business type) would do the business things.
We just haven't got round to it yet, because of other web jobs that keep popping up. It pays a surprisingly hi amount of money!
Someday...
Some are pretty good, but then my old ones aren't! I was going to start up an e business with my dad, me maintaining the site, and him (being the old business type) would do the business things.
We just haven't got round to it yet, because of other web jobs that keep popping up. It pays a surprisingly hi amount of money!
Someday...
Namostar wrote:
> Cool, I've read your second part. Its good!
Do by any chance
> Shorty you know HTML? Or are a novice Web designer?
BOOOO! Yeah Namo* I know HTML. Why? I have created some damn finme pages. NOne been uploaded to the net yet though. I can also use a bit of JAVA too. Though I cannot program JAVA yet.
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> Cool, I've read your second part. Its good!
Do by any chance
> Shorty you know HTML? Or are a novice Web designer?
BOOOO! Yeah Namo* I know HTML. Why? I have created some damn finme pages. NOne been uploaded to the net yet though. I can also use a bit of JAVA too. Though I cannot program JAVA yet.
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§Hø®Ý¥ ßL!ÝZ wrote:
What reminded you of that.
When you said "I've got a second part coming up"
RBS:strange but
> true.
Hehehehe, Spider thought I was three different people at one point the stupid plebby wazzock plank!
RBS: Using every insult that isn't swearing
What reminded you of that.
When you said "I've got a second part coming up"
RBS:strange but
> true.
Hehehehe, Spider thought I was three different people at one point the stupid plebby wazzock plank!
RBS: Using every insult that isn't swearing
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Thanks for reminding me! I've got a great topic lined up and I'm
> just about to write a review of Mat Hoffmans.
What reminded you of that.
RBS:strange but true.
> Thanks for reminding me! I've got a great topic lined up and I'm
> just about to write a review of Mat Hoffmans.
What reminded you of that.
RBS:strange but true.
Thanks for reminding me! I've got a great topic lined up and I'm just about to write a review of Mat Hoffmans.
RBS I meant what I said. Actually thanks for correcting me. Namostar/Swish stop being dirty minded. Have you read my excuse for a second part yet. I promise you it will get better.
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