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"Body Harvest"

I just re-bought it for £7. You should all do the exact same, unless you were clever enough not to sell it in the first place:

"Some tasks are pure genius: a harvesting wave attacks an elementary school in America 1966. Your goal is to lead the children to the nearby church, but they're not getting on the school bus you hop into. Hop into an ice cream truck named Mr. Lolly, and watch the children follow. Mr. Lolly's "weapon" is a hilarious ice cream jingle. Imagine slowly driving an ice cream truck down the street, jingling a happy tune, aliens are beaming down and attacking all around you, and you have about 20 children following after you that you need to lead to the church. It's moments like this that make you realize the brilliance of Body Harvest's gameplay."

I could always ask for a £1,300 laptop. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

gerrid wrote:
> The best thing to do would be to say you need some new school shirts
> and then go to Ted Baker or wherever, and get them all for a hundred
> squids.
> Apparently this year, as I'm 18, my parents refuse to buy me any
> games, so I'm at a loss as for what to ask for. Any suggestions?

Money.
Or a car.
And if they don't get you it, tell them "Well then, I'm gonna save up all my money, until I have lots and lots and lots, and I'll buy myself.... a motorbike!!!!"

Then they'll be too petrified to not get you what you want, as all parents hate motorbikes. They do they do.

I wondered that. You said you needed an expansion pak and a memory card, but you need no such things.

I might just ask for £150 and buy an Xbox. Who knows. You have to start from the beginning though, WS, no cutting corners.

I have Spirograph in the loft.

It was ace...for making circles..



I just realise I have a working N64 and Body Harvest, which saves on the cart.

Why haven't I started playing?

oh who am I kidding I won't have any time for birthdays or anything when Body Harvest arrives.

I might ask for a spirograph kit.

I do wear them at school...


Oh dear, I see your parents are forcing the fun out of present days already. I vowed that on the day I start receiving bits of everyday crap like shaving gel and ties, is the day I start spending birthdays/christmas etc in seclusion, far away from my family.


Just tell them to buy you some condoms, you'll need about 60 for the week as you're very 'busy'. Of course they could always give you a new game to keep you occupied instead..

The best thing to do would be to say you need some new school shirts and then go to Ted Baker or wherever, and get them all for a hundred squids.
Apparently this year, as I'm 18, my parents refuse to buy me any games, so I'm at a loss as for what to ask for. Any suggestions?

I know a lot of people, but most of them are total wankshafts.


I'm going to make my parents buy me shirts that cost £50-80, I always enjoy that.

I got the most amazing pirate shirt last time.

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