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"The wonder of Partridge"

For anyone who hasn't seen any Alan Partirdge material, you gotta check it out. Truly Steve Coogan is a comical genius. I would like to start a new topic devoted to the king of chat.

I'll start with my favourite moment:

Scene - Alan is at Tandy's at an exclusive 'after-hours' Christmas shop. He checks out a CD player and pushes the open button.

"That's a nice action."

He does it again.

"That IS a nice action"

He does it once more. He's decided.

"Yep, that's a quality action. But I've got one."

It might not sound that funny actually but it is.

Life is pain princess. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something.

It's called...a ladyboy.

*wakes up*n n- I'm confused..How long have we been drinking?

About 45 minutes.

I'm going to my room...have a bit of sick.

Alan this is a hotel.

it's 3 star...

I didn't know you could go on too much about Partridge. I still notice new things each time I watch them, even though I've seen them 104 times.

"If Cliff Thorburn pulls out you're up slack alley"

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a shame to ruin yours.

Inconcievable!

The Princess Bride! Hello. My name is (I can't remember). You killed my brother. Now prepare to die.

No.

Patridge is cult comedy viewing, therefore once can never talk to much of Alan.

Same holds true for Twin Peaks, ANY Chris Morris (now fax me till I fart), The Princess Bride and other cool things that only a select few know of.

Be honest, do I talk too much about Alan?

"Smelly Alan Fartridge!"

It's on UKPlay most nights. Last night was the 'freak lady-man', the Hollywood couple and Tony Lemesmer. It's so funny.

"My trousers are wet"

I listened to his old tapes from Radio 4 last night, stuff I've never heard before. Funny stuff, especially when he slaps a nine year old child prodigy and starts boasting about how much more pubic hair he's got than him.