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When all of a sudden, a large wolf spider (about 2 inches in diameter)comes marching out from between the bath and cabinet, straight towards me across the floor.
I swear, if I hadn't already done so, I'd have shat myself.
What to do? I dare not stand up, I've nothing to squish it with, and there's no point screaming like a girl because there's no-one around to hear it. And besides, the door's locked.
Employing my strictly limited contortionist skills to keep my butt firmly on the loo, I stretch... stretch... stretch... across the bathroom sink and manage to grab a can of deodourant and pop the lid off.
It's a life or death struggle as the thing edges ever closer. Suddenly I see my opportunity, and... BAM! I slam the lid down sharply.
When the dust settles, I see that - thanks to my years of hand-eye coordination training on videogames - my aim was true, and the beast is caged. I'm safe at last.
At least until I go back to dispose of the monster. I swear I can hear it snarling.
> That would've been a lot funnier if you sprayed the thing to death
> :).
I ended up boiling it.
> This is an actual wolf spider "monkey_man"
>
> [URL]http://img355.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wolfgigantea4zq.jpg[/URL]
hahahahah!
EDIT- Wait... No it wouldn't...
The thing was fookin huge though. I'd safely say it was bigger than the 18mm the website Wookie pointed at says is the maximum size. I was lying in my bed trying to sleep and I saw the thing running along the floor even though it was dark and the body was easily 4cm long.
We just shouldn't have spiders like that here.
[URL]http://img355.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wolfgigantea4zq.jpg[/URL]
> ahha, the legs!
Yes, I drew attention away from the ok photoshopping by placing some bad photoshopping above it!
> Didn't know we had wolf spiders in england?
Yes, well... it's not a wolf spider, sorry. That's just a name I've got of my dad. He's always called them that for some reason. He's far more terrified of spiders than I am.
Strictly speaking, it's a Tegenaria Gigantia - a house spider.
Like this: [URL]http://www.the-piedpiper.co.uk/th11f(1).htm[/URL] (the top photo)
But it was fookin big.