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With a quite badly upset stomach, wearing nothing but my boxers, and they're round my ankles.
When all of a sudden, a large wolf spider (about 2 inches in diameter)comes marching out from between the bath and cabinet, straight towards me across the floor.
I swear, if I hadn't already done so, I'd have shat myself.
What to do? I dare not stand up, I've nothing to squish it with, and there's no point screaming like a girl because there's no-one around to hear it. And besides, the door's locked.
Employing my strictly limited contortionist skills to keep my butt firmly on the loo, I stretch... stretch... stretch... across the bathroom sink and manage to grab a can of deodourant and pop the lid off.
It's a life or death struggle as the thing edges ever closer. Suddenly I see my opportunity, and... BAM! I slam the lid down sharply.
When the dust settles, I see that - thanks to my years of hand-eye coordination training on videogames - my aim was true, and the beast is caged. I'm safe at last.
At least until I go back to dispose of the monster. I swear I can hear it snarling.
When all of a sudden, a large wolf spider (about 2 inches in diameter)comes marching out from between the bath and cabinet, straight towards me across the floor.
I swear, if I hadn't already done so, I'd have shat myself.
What to do? I dare not stand up, I've nothing to squish it with, and there's no point screaming like a girl because there's no-one around to hear it. And besides, the door's locked.
Employing my strictly limited contortionist skills to keep my butt firmly on the loo, I stretch... stretch... stretch... across the bathroom sink and manage to grab a can of deodourant and pop the lid off.
It's a life or death struggle as the thing edges ever closer. Suddenly I see my opportunity, and... BAM! I slam the lid down sharply.
When the dust settles, I see that - thanks to my years of hand-eye coordination training on videogames - my aim was true, and the beast is caged. I'm safe at last.
At least until I go back to dispose of the monster. I swear I can hear it snarling.
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Chavez XVI wrote:
> What would you do if you were happily sitting on the toilet, doing you
> know what, when a wasp flies in?
That's happened to me twice over the last 3 or 4 weeks, and they're dangerous at this time of year.
First time, I thought it was the neighbours using a strimmer on their front lawn... only to turn my head and see a ruddy great wasp buzzing beside my head!
Not quite as worried about them, though.
> What would you do if you were happily sitting on the toilet, doing you
> know what, when a wasp flies in?
That's happened to me twice over the last 3 or 4 weeks, and they're dangerous at this time of year.
First time, I thought it was the neighbours using a strimmer on their front lawn... only to turn my head and see a ruddy great wasp buzzing beside my head!
Not quite as worried about them, though.
Xzibit wrote:
> That was amazing..True or not
I swear on my life - cross my heart, hope to die etc. - it really did happen.
> That was amazing..True or not
I swear on my life - cross my heart, hope to die etc. - it really did happen.
Xzibit wrote:
> That was amazing..True or not, you are truly a comedian and deserve a
> game a day!
Indeed - one of the most amusing and well written bite sized posts I've seen here in a while... I guess that notable status is deserved after all... heh heh
> That was amazing..True or not, you are truly a comedian and deserve a
> game a day!
Indeed - one of the most amusing and well written bite sized posts I've seen here in a while... I guess that notable status is deserved after all... heh heh
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He said"laugh"shat.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He said"laugh"shat.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Xzibit wrote:
> That was amazing..True or not, you are truly a comedian and deserve a
> game a day!
Bahahaha steady on there, son.
And I'm trying to work out the "true or not" bit. Clearly, he made that entirely unbelievable and at times downright silly story up, OBVIOUSLY.
a game a day haha
> That was amazing..True or not, you are truly a comedian and deserve a
> game a day!
Bahahaha steady on there, son.
And I'm trying to work out the "true or not" bit. Clearly, he made that entirely unbelievable and at times downright silly story up, OBVIOUSLY.
a game a day haha
That was amazing..True or not, you are truly a comedian and deserve a game a day!
Umm.. I think we do have Wolf Spiders in this country don't we? I'm pretty sure we do, they aren't particularly big and usually will never "nest" (web?) inside.
Have to admit...one of the best stories i have read on this forum lately. Was laughing at the bit about if i hadnt done so already i would have shat myself! That had me laughing!
What would you do if you were happily sitting on the toilet, doing you know what, when a wasp flies in? This has happened to me and I HATE them!!
Flaming bugs is so underrated :)
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