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"EVIL Girlfriend"

This happened about 3 weeks ago now, thought i'd share:

Me and my girlfriend were going pretty well together, we had a good thing going, met the parents you could say i loved her. But out of the blue her best mate tells me shes cheating on me with some guy, naturally i deny this, but decide to confront her.

My girlfriend lauches into a fit of rage about the whole thing, we have an arguement things were said and she stormed out of my flat in a right old strop.

A week later after were on speaking terms, and one afternoon she sends an email with pictures with her and another guy having sex and something that dogs are renound for. Naturally i was devastated heart broken and in a mess.

The next day i look at the email again to make sure it wasn't a nightmare, sure enough theres still pictures of my EX-gf getting a mouthful. i think of what to do, wether to just move on or be bitter for a while.

The result was i moved on, right after i printed all the pictures and posted them in person through her parents door. if only i could of seen her dads face. Revenge is sweet and comes with a warm tingly feeling inside.

i got shoes today, i wear them on my face

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Did
> you buy shoes today?

XD

J Nash wrote:
> i got shoes today, i wear them on my face

Clogged pores?

that makes jesus cry.
you're a bad man.

:D

I try to tread carefully.

It's good for my sole.

Chr!sto wrote:
> Niddle wrote:
> Chr!sto wins.
>
>
> Woohooo, justification, thank you very much niddle

Mm, I believe you need it. Stuggling with your conscience there for a bit? Well, I'm sure all these dorks here that hang out at the ukasshatforums are a good fictious moral backing. They live in the WoW most of their day. As for me, I don't see anything wrong with striving for the moral highground. I actually live and work amongst real humans.

And Heddy, you still sux.

Wow, theres so much talk about shoes, isn't it amazing that the sheer prescence of a female has started this whole thing.

And whats up with the online love affair grix and celeste

Celestine wrote:
> I'm sure all these dorks here

> you still sux.

Celestine wrote:

> Mm, I believe you need it. Stuggling with your conscience there for
> a bit? Well, I'm sure all these dorks here that hang out at the
> ukasshatforums are a good fictious moral backing. They live in the
> WoW most of their day. As for me, I don't see anything wrong with
> striving for the moral highground. I actually live and work amongst
> real humans.

Yes because in the real world people always take the moral highground, theres no backstabbing, no revenge, no heartbreak, no in the real world everythings just peachy.
A simple reality check would tell you that taking the moral highgound isn't the general thing to do, and when you do your basically just giving in, quitting if you will, and you call me a coward.
Welcome to the real world!

I think as 'high and mighty' as the moral ground may be.. it's still moral. No matter how much revenge you take on this girl anyway, you're still the idiot for being with her, simple as. That's the mistake.

And I just like to know when there's new shoes in the household. Gets me all excited.