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what are you going to have done with your body? Buried, cremated or donated to science? I'll probably be buried, cremation doesn't appeal to me nor does having my cadaver used to test rifle velocities with. What about those of you that don't belong to a church or similar? Are there public cemeteries or anything? I actually have no idea.
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J Nash wrote:
> To be honest I wouldn't actually be bothered if I was chopped up and
> served to pigs as feed, but I suppose I'd donate whatever organs i
> could.
I think this is the way to go.
When I die, people can have whatever they want.
No one will want my brain or liver, and few people, especially women wanted any other part of me while I was alive, but if they want it when I'm gone then they're welcome to it.
> To be honest I wouldn't actually be bothered if I was chopped up and
> served to pigs as feed, but I suppose I'd donate whatever organs i
> could.
I think this is the way to go.
When I die, people can have whatever they want.
No one will want my brain or liver, and few people, especially women wanted any other part of me while I was alive, but if they want it when I'm gone then they're welcome to it.
I will live forever in the hearts of orphans everywhere.
Set out to sea
In a motorised gondolier
with a flame motif on the side
and on fire
with five full petrol cans
in the boat.
In a motorised gondolier
with a flame motif on the side
and on fire
with five full petrol cans
in the boat.
Twain wrote:
> But it'd take a long time before you use up all the air in the
> coffin.
As I said...
> But it'd take a long time before you use up all the air in the
> coffin.
As I said...
"HEEEEEELLLLLL *melts*"
Twain wrote:
> But it'd take a long time before you use up all the air in the
> coffin. You can survive three minutes without air in your body, but
> if there's stillair to be breathed, and you pass out holding your
> breathe, you automatically start breathing whilst you're unconscious.
It's the same principle as when you're drowning and can't resurface, the body will impulsively take a breath after a while, meaning a mouthful of water is sucked into your lungs.
> But it'd take a long time before you use up all the air in the
> coffin. You can survive three minutes without air in your body, but
> if there's stillair to be breathed, and you pass out holding your
> breathe, you automatically start breathing whilst you're unconscious.
It's the same principle as when you're drowning and can't resurface, the body will impulsively take a breath after a while, meaning a mouthful of water is sucked into your lungs.
Chr1s wrote:
> Have you ever been to a graveyard? They're not the busiest of places.
I was thinking of the timespan of your funeral, admittedly if you woke up after it had all ended your chance would be ... zero.
Still, there isn't much more chance being heard inside a furnace.
> Have you ever been to a graveyard? They're not the busiest of places.
I was thinking of the timespan of your funeral, admittedly if you woke up after it had all ended your chance would be ... zero.
Still, there isn't much more chance being heard inside a furnace.
Tomm wrote:
> 3 minutes without air
But it'd take a long time before you use up all the air in the coffin. You can survive three minutes without air in your body, but if there's stillair to be breathed, and you pass out holding your breathe, you automatically start breathing whilst you're unconscious.
> 3 minutes without air
But it'd take a long time before you use up all the air in the coffin. You can survive three minutes without air in your body, but if there's stillair to be breathed, and you pass out holding your breathe, you automatically start breathing whilst you're unconscious.
I want a Viking burial.
Specifically for my half fire consumed corpse to be washed up on shore during a school day trip and give the kiddies nightmares for the rest of their lives, but that's by the by.
Specifically for my half fire consumed corpse to be washed up on shore during a school day trip and give the kiddies nightmares for the rest of their lives, but that's by the by.
tnc wrote:
> It's not very likely that the sound of your voice would carry through
> the coffin, past the roaring flames, the funeral music and thick walls
> of the incineration chamber. You'd have more chance of being heard
> underground.
Through six feet of solid earth? I doubt you'd be heard at all. At least there would be people at a crematorium so you've got a slight chance of being heard.
Have you ever been to a graveyard? They're not the busiest of places.
> It's not very likely that the sound of your voice would carry through
> the coffin, past the roaring flames, the funeral music and thick walls
> of the incineration chamber. You'd have more chance of being heard
> underground.
Through six feet of solid earth? I doubt you'd be heard at all. At least there would be people at a crematorium so you've got a slight chance of being heard.
Have you ever been to a graveyard? They're not the busiest of places.
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