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Anyone up for russian roulette?
> I want my putrified remains to be hurled violently into the ex-Mrs
> Light's face, hopefully clogging up her nose and throat thus
> rendering her incapable of breathing unless she's willing to get a
> lung and/or gutful of decayed flesh. And I hope she develops a brain
> tumour because of it.
You're troubled.
> Specifically for my half fire consumed corpse to be washed up on
> shore during a school day trip and give the kiddies nightmares for
> the rest of their lives, but that's by the by.
:-D
Failing that, I want my own Pyramid.
> Being cremated somehow removes your memory
I think death has already done that, at this point.
I'd like to buried in a biodegradable box just somewhere out in the woods or something. Let everything munch me down. Definitely no religious ceremony involved.