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Right, I'm bored. Let's have some brain teasers.
First one (if you'vea heard it, don't givce it away)
A man walks into a bar (as in a drinks establishment), and asks for a glass of water. The bartender points a gun at him. The man thanks the bartender, and leaves.
Explain why.
First one (if you'vea heard it, don't givce it away)
A man walks into a bar (as in a drinks establishment), and asks for a glass of water. The bartender points a gun at him. The man thanks the bartender, and leaves.
Explain why.
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Grix Thraves wrote:
> While exploring the Amazon Jungle, Professor Venombyte was seized by
> hostile Snipers who told he could make one final statement to
> determine how he would die. If the statement was false, he would be
> boiled in water. If the statement was true, he would be fried in
> oil. Since Venombyte didn't particularly want to die, he discovered
> a statement that would get him out of this situation. What did he
> tell the Snipers?
He said "look your sandals are untied" and he made a quick escape :)
> While exploring the Amazon Jungle, Professor Venombyte was seized by
> hostile Snipers who told he could make one final statement to
> determine how he would die. If the statement was false, he would be
> boiled in water. If the statement was true, he would be fried in
> oil. Since Venombyte didn't particularly want to die, he discovered
> a statement that would get him out of this situation. What did he
> tell the Snipers?
He said "look your sandals are untied" and he made a quick escape :)
They are very patient.
"This statement is a lie"
Several snipers suffered brain haemorrages trying to comprehend the truth of this statement, and VenomByte made good his escape.
Several snipers suffered brain haemorrages trying to comprehend the truth of this statement, and VenomByte made good his escape.
Much later
While exploring the Amazon Jungle, Professor Venombyte was seized by hostile Snipers who told he could make one final statement to determine how he would die. If the statement was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement was true, he would be fried in oil. Since Venombyte didn't particularly want to die, he discovered a statement that would get him out of this situation. What did he tell the Snipers?
VenomByte wrote:
> Here's another one:
What had a mouth, but never eats, has a bed,
> but never sleeps, and runs, but has no legs?
If anyone DOESN'T
> get it, they should be shot.
River
> Here's another one:
What had a mouth, but never eats, has a bed,
> but never sleeps, and runs, but has no legs?
If anyone DOESN'T
> get it, they should be shot.
River
iy will smash yoor teef in iff yuu downt leev guru alown
Here's another one:
What had a mouth, but never eats, has a bed, but never sleeps, and runs, but has no legs?
If anyone DOESN'T get it, they should be shot.
What had a mouth, but never eats, has a bed, but never sleeps, and runs, but has no legs?
If anyone DOESN'T get it, they should be shot.
VenomByte wrote:
> PS: Yes wookiee, 'a secret' was the correct answer.
See - I'm not as stupid as guru looks.
> PS: Yes wookiee, 'a secret' was the correct answer.
See - I'm not as stupid as guru looks.
Grandprix wrote:
> On a street there were 3 shops. There was a yellow shop, a blue shop
> and a red shop. Which one is the butchers?
It's the one with 'Butchers' written on it, isn't it?
PS: Yes wookiee, 'a secret' was the correct answer.
> On a street there were 3 shops. There was a yellow shop, a blue shop
> and a red shop. Which one is the butchers?
It's the one with 'Butchers' written on it, isn't it?
PS: Yes wookiee, 'a secret' was the correct answer.
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