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First one (if you'vea heard it, don't givce it away)
A man walks into a bar (as in a drinks establishment), and asks for a glass of water. The bartender points a gun at him. The man thanks the bartender, and leaves.
Explain why.
Once I am known I am nothing. What am I?
(knows the joke but wants to end it)
> What is the best way to confuse an idiot?
Put him in a barrel and tell him to sit in the corner.
> Does any one want to know the answer to "what is the best way
> to confuse an idiot"?
seven.
> Oh, these Nazi babies can even scare mice!
I was talking about the Sello-Dog.
Although I'm sure your elephant Reich are intimidating