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"Things my mum always used to say to me when I was a kid.."

Have you cleaned your room?

I'll send you to the naughty boys home

I've had it up to here with you

Don't sit too close to the television, you'll get square eyes


There is a few to start us off anyone else?

tnc wrote:
> 'spazz pills'
>
> Er ... what?
>
> And, Alfonse, saying that "I hate my mum" doesn't make you
> hard or envied, whether or not you and your thug gang have that moral
> code.
>
> I think my mum said all the usual cliched things. And "Stop
> crying or I'll give you something to cry about" ... which was a
> very pleasant thing to say to a crying child.

Exactly it doesn't make me hard or envied I don't really want to be either of those things. Thug Gang? Where do you people get these ideas?

"I'm not your mum"

I can picture crossbob chasing his tail over that.

"Stop behaving like a child"

That was my Dad, actually..

* eat your crusts, you want curly hair dont you?*

That comedian, Dave Allen, I think his name is, did a video which summed it up in a very funny way!

Its my sister who nags me now, like sitting to near the tv, how old does she think I am?!

If you break your leg don't come running to me.

As if I could!

This is a man's world, as they say

;o)

Yeah, but if you need the money...

Aren't Rentboys usually hired out by like-minded men though?

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> You're getting your pimp mixed up with your mother.

Maybe not! ;-p

Now that's disturbing.

'spazz pills'

Er ... what?

And, Alfonse, saying that "I hate my mum" doesn't make you hard or envied, whether or not you and your thug gang have that moral code.

I think my mum said all the usual cliched things. And "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about" ... which was a very pleasant thing to say to a crying child.