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"Things my mum always used to say to me when I was a kid.."

Have you cleaned your room?

I'll send you to the naughty boys home

I've had it up to here with you

Don't sit too close to the television, you'll get square eyes


There is a few to start us off anyone else?

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nice... ^o)

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Alfonse wrote:
> True true. I miss the money though.
>
> You're getting your pimp mixed up with your mother.

And your getting your tic tacs mixed up with spazz pills.

Daddy drinks because you're naughty.

Alfonse wrote:
> True true. I miss the money though.

You're getting your pimp mixed up with your mother.

When we first got our first PC, she was always saying not to do things and that it was not for children (i.e me). Now, 10 years later, I have my own and constantly fixing hers.

Oh, and erm... "Wait there. I won't be a minute" and I'd always be thinking, "I know. You'll be several."

True true. I miss the money though.

Alfonse wrote:
> God, I hated that woman.

Sounds like the feeling was mutual! :-)

Alfonse wrote:
> God, I hated that woman.

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"If the wind changes, you'll stay like that."

"Santa has a conveyer belt full of toys, and every time you're naughty, one drops off the end."

"Maybe next Christmas."

"i go on holiday to get away from you".

"Of cousre I'm proud of you, I just don't want to buy you presents".

"I'm only going to hospital for a few days".

God, I hated that woman.