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"Things my mum always used to say to me when I was a kid.."

Have you cleaned your room?

I'll send you to the naughty boys home

I've had it up to here with you

Don't sit too close to the television, you'll get square eyes


There is a few to start us off anyone else?

She made me sit too close to the TV. Then she made me sit too close to her breasts to "even things out"

"you're adopted"
.. how we laughed.

"If you don't become more religious I go to hell."

Damn guilt trips.

Chad Niga wrote:
> "If you show school your bruises, you'll be taken away from us,
> you dont want that now do you?"
>
> The classic. Also the same kind of thing for phoning childline.

Ahaha.
My wee brother threatens my mum with Childlien all the time.

"tidy your room!"
"That's it, I'm going to phoen childline and they'll do soemthing about this. I've got rights."
"Good, they'll take you away, that's good for all of us"
(Me)"Phone them!!"

Memorandum! wrote:
> I think he meant "here's my mum:"
>
> ...at least it makes slightly more sense that way.

Ahaha right, I thought he meant it in a Shining kind of "Here's Jonny" way

That would certainly have wartped my childhood

" If the wind changes your face will stay like that "

And believed her until I was pretty old

I think he meant "here's my mum:"

...at least it makes slightly more sense that way.

What the hell

"Don't eat with your mouth full"

Classic!