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"Things my mum always used to say to me when I was a kid.."

Have you cleaned your room?

I'll send you to the naughty boys home

I've had it up to here with you

Don't sit too close to the television, you'll get square eyes


There is a few to start us off anyone else?

if you say that bad word again il wash your mouth out with soap!

"You can't fly, stop jumping off things."

yeah i showed her.

"Eat your food. You're giving me jaundis just watching you."

Eat your carrots. They make you see in the dark."
"My third eye is in my stomach?"

"If you show school your bruises, you'll be taken away from us, you dont want that now do you?"

The classic. Also the same kind of thing for phoning childline.

loved this one me.

"If you keep picking your nose, your finger will get stuck up there, and you will only come over crying."

Even tho I never did pick my nose, just what she said to my little brother *honest*

"Eating your crusts gives you curly hair."

"But I don't want curly hair."

"Eat them."

"Act your age, not your shoe size"
"Uh mum, I'm a size 13"

I love those.

I havn't read this thread back so i'll just ask, Alfonse have you got yourself into a racial debate again?