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"Things my mum always used to say to me when I was a kid.."

Have you cleaned your room?

I'll send you to the naughty boys home

I've had it up to here with you

Don't sit too close to the television, you'll get square eyes


There is a few to start us off anyone else?

Have you cleaned your room?

I'll send you to the naughty boys home

I've had it up to here with you

Don't sit too close to the television, you'll get square eyes


There is a few to start us off anyone else?

It's there for practical reasons, not to be played with!

"Stop humping your sister"

"Stop humping the dog"

"Stop humping the carpet"

"Fingers out of holes NOW!"

"Don't microwave the gerbil!"

"Stop being immature and making things up on a forum"

"Leave those world trade centers alone!"

"Stop saluting those jewish people like that!"

You've pretty much summed up the things my mum used to say that I can remember, will add something if I think of any later.

MJ wrote:
> You've pretty much summed up the things my mum used to say that I can
> remember, will add something if I think of any later.

I was joking, you must be one sick dude!

Heh, should have seen that one coming :]

Oi you fat git, stop eating all that chocolate

Keep eating that way and you'll have breasts like your father

Can I suck on your man boobs?

This will hurt at first, but you'll come to enjoy it

Don't cry son, you'll thank me one day

Lube yourself up boy, it's time for bed

"Stop fondling yourself whilst reading Clancy"

"No! I'm not buying you "insert item here". D'ya think I'm Carnegie?"

"If you keep picking your nose, your finger will get stuck up there."


[S][S][S][S][S][S][S]not that i picked my nose or any thing[/S][/S][/S][/S][/S][/S][/S]