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"Things my mum always used to say to me when I was a kid.."

Have you cleaned your room?

I'll send you to the naughty boys home

I've had it up to here with you

Don't sit too close to the television, you'll get square eyes


There is a few to start us off anyone else?

Twain wrote:
> Eat your carrots. They make you see in the dark."
> "My third eye is in my stomach?"

Depends what you're into.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> "BERADS HARDER! OH BERADS!"
>
> ...
>
> Why would my mother say that to me?

To taunt you and scar you for life?

What?

Walrus = Parr?

Hedfix wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> "BERADS HARDER! OH BERADS!"
>
> ...

Why would my mother say that to me?

"You made me hit you.It's your fault.It has nothing to do with the anger buried inside me due to me being overly nice to my mother-in-law who treats me like dirt."

Not technically a quote,more of an interpretation.

your hamster died because it ate to many carrots.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> "BERADS HARDER! OH BERADS!"

...

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> She made me sit too close to the TV. Then she made me sit too close to
> her breasts to "even things out"

pffffft, she let us ALL sit there.... :D

That is disturbing so hopefully tis a joke.