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"It is the time of Carson" announced the overwhelming favourite for notability today, as he launched the "Vote Carson" campaign bus, driven by Neil Mellor. The literally millions of fans (dubbed Carsonites in the new edition of the Oxford English Dictionary) screamed as he emerged, his moon-shaped face glinting in the sun.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
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JFH wrote:
>
> gimo80, Mav, Mozzy, Virtuoso, KOPKING, Your Honour,
> mattributé, Kawada, Lipe, JFH, Chr1s, Vampyr, Meka Dragon,
> Dringo, Fooly Cooly, AliBoy, MJ, RastaBillySkank, Foreman, Shadow,
> many goats, Ineedsleep.
>
> In all fairness it is mainly the sports' forum faithful.
Yep.
>
> gimo80, Mav, Mozzy, Virtuoso, KOPKING, Your Honour,
> mattributé, Kawada, Lipe, JFH, Chr1s, Vampyr, Meka Dragon,
> Dringo, Fooly Cooly, AliBoy, MJ, RastaBillySkank, Foreman, Shadow,
> many goats, Ineedsleep.
>
> In all fairness it is mainly the sports' forum faithful.
Yep.
Be wary. Tactical unvote. It starts now. Unvote Edgar Davids threads will conceal my true meaning.
See, you've been a notable a few hours and already the power is going to your head... :-)
Anyhoo, it's home time for me in a few mins. Have a good weekend everyone.
Anyhoo, it's home time for me in a few mins. Have a good weekend everyone.
No, you can't mke me love you again and then take it all back. That's just mean.
I'll tactically get you outvoted next time, that'll show you.
My unvote Sniper campaign worked. It's lasted for years, and pretty much everyone on this site will have seen a "Sniper is rubbish" post from me. I'm claiming that one too. Tactical unvote.
I'll tactically get you outvoted next time, that'll show you.
My unvote Sniper campaign worked. It's lasted for years, and pretty much everyone on this site will have seen a "Sniper is rubbish" post from me. I'm claiming that one too. Tactical unvote.
Stryke wrote:
> Yeah, I've been meaning to ask, YH. Why'd you do that? Bit of a shock,
> considering the whole faux-rivalry. I mean, you used to think I was
> rubbish.
Faux?
What makes you think that I still don't think you're rubbish?
Apart from the vote, obviously....
> Yeah, I've been meaning to ask, YH. Why'd you do that? Bit of a shock,
> considering the whole faux-rivalry. I mean, you used to think I was
> rubbish.
Faux?
What makes you think that I still don't think you're rubbish?
Apart from the vote, obviously....
Yeah, I've been meaning to ask, YH. Why'd you do that? Bit of a shock, considering the whole faux-rivalry. I mean, you used to think I was rubbish.
:-( I feel so used. And not in the good cheap, nasty way either. Fine i shall get my signed Nunez photo myself *grabs gun, large bag, cloth and chloroform*
Back in a week or so.
Back in a week or so.
Christ, it must have been a helluva conspiracy. Even I voted for Stryke...
Damn, I didn't notice Kawada there. Probably shouldn't have mentioned it in front of him. If I don't vote you out next time can you get me a driving license?
's alright, I've got too many anyway.
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