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"It is the time of Carson" announced the overwhelming favourite for notability today, as he launched the "Vote Carson" campaign bus, driven by Neil Mellor. The literally millions of fans (dubbed Carsonites in the new edition of the Oxford English Dictionary) screamed as he emerged, his moon-shaped face glinting in the sun.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
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See, Heddy, this is just boring now. You've lost what little ability for cogent debate you previously posessed and have just resorted to being annoying. And, yes, I'm fully aware that you're doing it on purpose but that doesn't make it any less childish. Face the facts Heddy, you're winding up people on an Internet forum and deriving pleasure from it. I can't think of anything that would make you look more like a prat.
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Jesus. I've lowered myself to his level... *showers*
Hey, you're the one who verbally blew enough posters to become notable. :P
Or were you the shoe-in by the boss?
Either way you seem to be bitter about something (the taste?). *Shrugs* Hard life?
> Jesus. I've lowered myself to his level... *showers*
Hey, you're the one who verbally blew enough posters to become notable. :P
Or were you the shoe-in by the boss?
Either way you seem to be bitter about something (the taste?). *Shrugs* Hard life?
Dringo wrote:
> Come on RBS it wasn't as if you deserved to be a notable...
>
> *Memories of that fateful election day come flooding back*
>
> :P
:-D You really are quite bitter about that aren't you? Thing is, you shot yourself in the foot by being a bit mincy about it. You'd've got in next time if you hadn't.
> Come on RBS it wasn't as if you deserved to be a notable...
>
> *Memories of that fateful election day come flooding back*
>
> :P
:-D You really are quite bitter about that aren't you? Thing is, you shot yourself in the foot by being a bit mincy about it. You'd've got in next time if you hadn't.
Hedfix wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> I don't come on here to be 'liked'.
>
> I don't play along and if I see something I disagree with I'll speak
> out about it.
>
> Forum tactical voting is wrong.
> Hedfix wrote:
> I don't come on here to be 'liked'.
>
> I don't play along and if I see something I disagree with I'll speak
> out about it.
>
> Forum tactical voting is wrong.
Hedfix wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> down wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> Who cares?
>
> ...
>
>
> you...?
>
> Do I enjoy trying to get the system changed each time? Yes.
>
> Do I care who wins? No.
>
> Do I care who tries a bit of tactical voting with which I can
> illustrate my point that the system needs changing? No.
>
> Do I enjoy using that person's approach to make a point? Yes.
>
>
> The discussion's always fun.
> Hedfix wrote:
> down wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> Who cares?
>
> ...
>
>
> you...?
>
> Do I enjoy trying to get the system changed each time? Yes.
>
> Do I care who wins? No.
>
> Do I care who tries a bit of tactical voting with which I can
> illustrate my point that the system needs changing? No.
>
> Do I enjoy using that person's approach to make a point? Yes.
>
>
> The discussion's always fun.
Mav wrote:
>
> you're just seen as a sad little man.
Oh delicious irony!
I don't care, I come on here to have fun and discuss things, I'm not bitter - what's the point in being bitter at a name on a screen.
Still nice to see you've taken it all very personally, we'll break you out of that dull shell someday Mav. Touched a girl yet?
>
> you're just seen as a sad little man.
Oh delicious irony!
I don't care, I come on here to have fun and discuss things, I'm not bitter - what's the point in being bitter at a name on a screen.
Still nice to see you've taken it all very personally, we'll break you out of that dull shell someday Mav. Touched a girl yet?
Come on RBS it wasn't as if you deserved to be a notable...
*Memories of that fateful election day come flooding back*
:P
*Memories of that fateful election day come flooding back*
:P
ffs
shenanigans! shenanigans! shenanigans!
shenanigans! shenanigans! shenanigans!
Scrub hard RBS, unclean, UNCLEAN!!!
Jesus. I've lowered myself to his level... *showers*
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