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"It is the time of Carson" announced the overwhelming favourite for notability today, as he launched the "Vote Carson" campaign bus, driven by Neil Mellor. The literally millions of fans (dubbed Carsonites in the new edition of the Oxford English Dictionary) screamed as he emerged, his moon-shaped face glinting in the sun.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
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Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
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Calm down Hedfix... Stryke is liked in the life/sport forums... therefore he isn't eligable to win???
What nonsense is that!
What nonsense is that!
Well I voted for you too, Stryke.
And who am I? Well, let's just say I'm an admirer....
And who am I? Well, let's just say I'm an admirer....
Oh wowzers...
Grandprix voted for me? Heh, Heddy will love that.
Stryke wrote:
> I went back to uni ages before that election. Who voted for me when I
> wasn't even around?
Grandprix, Time_Warp, FFF, Gabbo, and me.
> I went back to uni ages before that election. Who voted for me when I
> wasn't even around?
Grandprix, Time_Warp, FFF, Gabbo, and me.
down wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> Who cares?
>
> ...
>
>
> you...?
Do I enjoy trying to get the system changed each time? Yes.
Do I care who wins? No.
Do I care who tries a bit of tactical voting with which I can illustrate my point that the system needs changing? No.
Do I enjoy using that person's approach to make a point? Yes.
The discussion's always fun.
> Hedfix wrote:
> Who cares?
>
> ...
>
>
> you...?
Do I enjoy trying to get the system changed each time? Yes.
Do I care who wins? No.
Do I care who tries a bit of tactical voting with which I can illustrate my point that the system needs changing? No.
Do I enjoy using that person's approach to make a point? Yes.
The discussion's always fun.
I went back to uni ages before that election. Who voted for me when I wasn't even around?
I think it's time we come clean Stryke, i mean we are obviously no match for Sherlock Hedfix.
Yes it's all a ploy by the sport forum to get Stryke elected notable, then he shall hand his power over to Milan who will lead us to the promised land of (further) communist rule. We shall defeat the capitalist pigs, except KFC, Starbucks and Tim Horton's as they rock.
Yes it's all a ploy by the sport forum to get Stryke elected notable, then he shall hand his power over to Milan who will lead us to the promised land of (further) communist rule. We shall defeat the capitalist pigs, except KFC, Starbucks and Tim Horton's as they rock.
JFH wrote:
> [URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=124389&forumid=4006&offset=0¤tsort=desc[/URL]
>
> Look Heddy, Stryke did alright last time too. 5 votes isn't so bad,
> especially againt FFF. Proof that this hasn't been spur of the moment
> voting.
Wow that's a weak counter-argument.
> [URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=124389&forumid=4006&offset=0¤tsort=desc[/URL]
>
> Look Heddy, Stryke did alright last time too. 5 votes isn't so bad,
> especially againt FFF. Proof that this hasn't been spur of the moment
> voting.
Wow that's a weak counter-argument.
Hedfix wrote:
> Who cares?
...
you...?
> Who cares?
...
you...?
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