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"It is the time of Carson" announced the overwhelming favourite for notability today, as he launched the "Vote Carson" campaign bus, driven by Neil Mellor. The literally millions of fans (dubbed Carsonites in the new edition of the Oxford English Dictionary) screamed as he emerged, his moon-shaped face glinting in the sun.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
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"It is the time of Carson" announced the overwhelming favourite for notability today, as he launched the "Vote Carson" campaign bus, driven by Neil Mellor. The literally millions of fans (dubbed Carsonites in the new edition of the Oxford English Dictionary) screamed as he emerged, his moon-shaped face glinting in the sun.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
"I wish I was Scott... So does my mum."
Brilliant, as always.
Brilliant, as always.
Laughing out loud, I'm sold!
Hehheheheh.
Laughed my ass off! How do ya come up with it?!?
I'd like to think native wit, but the truth is that RBS writes them and uses me as his public face.
It only works if you say it in your head in a Welsh accent
"a bold claim"
hahaha
"a bold claim"
hahaha
It's true. I rule Gaz. He's my puppet, carrying out my dirty Milan Man Love.
I thought it was those 50 years spent learning from the comedy god that is Jeremy Beadle that gave you your comedy stylings
down wrote:
> It only works if you say it in your head in a Welsh accent
>
> "a bold claim"
>
> hahaha
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Now that makes me laugh :)
> It only works if you say it in your head in a Welsh accent
>
> "a bold claim"
>
> hahaha
--
Now that makes me laugh :)
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