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"It is the time of Carson" announced the overwhelming favourite for notability today, as he launched the "Vote Carson" campaign bus, driven by Neil Mellor. The literally millions of fans (dubbed Carsonites in the new edition of the Oxford English Dictionary) screamed as he emerged, his moon-shaped face glinting in the sun.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
"I'm the most famous man in the world" said Carson. "It's true, I asked. I deserve the status to go with this."
Scott Carson and Seann 'Stifler' William 'Stifler' Scott joined forces as they unveiled a huge-scale 'Vote Carson' campaign poster that will be draped over the London Eye, and smaller scale versions that are coming to a town near you: [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=carson7rn.jpg[/URL]
"This is the biggest day of his life." gushed his campaign agent, Edson Buddle. "He feels that now is his time. Did you know in a recent OK! poll, Scott came first when women were asked who was 'The Most Desirable Man In The World?' True story. He beat Brad Pitt."
This is not surprising, seeing as Scott Carson has become a marketing phenomenon. All stores selling sports merchandise report they are sold out of Carson shirts, worldwide.
"People have been coming in, and I've told them he doesn't play for Arsenal, but they buy an Arsenal shirt with Carson on the back all the same. It's crazy." said Arsene Wenger.
The Church are said to be considering asking Carson to be the face of their new campaign to convert people back to religion, after seeing research that suggests the average person on the street would do whatever Scott Carson told them to.
Some of the biggest names in the world have rushed to lend their support to the Vote Carson campagin:
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nunez1vh.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maniche5uf.jpg[/URL]
[URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blessed7fh.jpg[/URL]
Scott, pictured with his wife earlier ( [URL]http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spies7yo.jpg[/URL]
),said he was pleased with the reaction so far.
"I intend to be bigger than The Rock!" declared Scott - a bold claim.
When asked for his opinion on the ongoing Scott for notable campaign, Darcy from Neighbours was said to be "uninterested".
Plans for a Scott Carson:Avenger game (developed by EA) and a movie, starrting Nicholas Cage as Scott Carson are said to be 'unconfirmed'.
Vote Scott. You know it makes sense.
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No one's denying that the baulk of Stryke's votes came from people who mainly post in the Sports forum (Still only about 10 are Sport regulars though), it's not that that people are really contesting. It's the assertion that it was all an organised effort to get him in. Which there wasn't, in any way shape or form.
> JFH wrote:
>
> gimo80, Mav, Mozzy, Virtuoso, KOPKING, Your Honour,
> mattributé, Kawada, Lipe, JFH, Chr1s, Vampyr, Meka Dragon,
> Dringo, Fooly Cooly, AliBoy, MJ, RastaBillySkank, Foreman, Shadow,
> many goats, Ineedsleep.
>
> In all fairness it is mainly the sports' forum faithful.
Funny that, it is almost as if Stryke mainly posts in the sports forums.
>
> gimo80, Mav, Mozzy, Virtuoso, KOPKING, Your Honour,
> mattributé, Kawada, Lipe, JFH, Chr1s, Vampyr, Meka Dragon,
> Dringo, Fooly Cooly, AliBoy, MJ, RastaBillySkank, Foreman, Shadow,
> many goats, Ineedsleep.
>
> In all fairness it is mainly the sports' forum faithful.
Funny that, it is almost as if Stryke mainly posts in the sports forums.
I think it was a colouring inside the lines lesson at SR Towers today and they're going mad with their new skills.
JFH was a staff newbie for a little while as well. Is KT having fun with his paintkit or something?
Kawada wrote:
> Indeed, especially with the red dye.
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> Indeed, especially with the red dye.
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Indeed, especially with the red dye. However he disappointed me last time i saw him playing in the game against TNS i think it was where he seemed to have forgotten to wash his hair and a whole pile of dandruff had formed with a silly pattern in it obviously drawn by cheeky little scamp Jamie Carragher when the Djib wasn't looking.
The Afro-Puff should've been higher. Awful awful haircut.
Cisse wins best haircut.
Cisse wins best haircut.
[URL]http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/sportinghaircutsresults/[/URL]
There he is in all his lion like glory, beaten to the top of the haircuts by Bobby Charlton, robbed he was. Just like Andre and his beautiful mullet.
There he is in all his lion like glory, beaten to the top of the haircuts by Bobby Charlton, robbed he was. Just like Andre and his beautiful mullet.
Valderrama's the one with the big hair, right? That I can do.
Stryke wrote:
> Be wary. Tactical unvote. It starts now. Unvote Edgar Davids threads
> will conceal my true meaning.
Oh no i'm not trusting you again, not after last time. Not unless you promise me communist rule with Igor in charge, a bag of groceries to aid the Feed Igor campaign and a signed photo of Carlos Valderrama
> Be wary. Tactical unvote. It starts now. Unvote Edgar Davids threads
> will conceal my true meaning.
Oh no i'm not trusting you again, not after last time. Not unless you promise me communist rule with Igor in charge, a bag of groceries to aid the Feed Igor campaign and a signed photo of Carlos Valderrama
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