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Whilst I was eating my bowl of Weetabix Mini Crunch this morning and flicking through the football Ceefax pages on BBC1, I heard an answer from the TV by some kid.
"What's the worlds fastest cat?"
"Err...the tabby."
"No...it's the cheetah."
Once I'd almost choked on my cereal, I managed to turn Ceefax off and get a look of this staggering retard of a child. It was some gunge show (I thought they finished when Noel Edmunds did?) and it had that CBBC presenter woman who I only recognise because sometimes I turn on the TV a bit too early for Neighbours. She's always standing around with that bloody annoying Northern kid from Byker Grove/Grange Hill who wears about 2 gel tubs on his stupidly shiny head.
So, there that is. Kids really are stupid, if it was ever in doubt. I mean, a tabby? Come on, kid, at least say lion or something. He probably didn't even hear the question - he was wondering where that buzzing was coming from.
Stupid kid.
"What's the worlds fastest cat?"
"Err...the tabby."
"No...it's the cheetah."
Once I'd almost choked on my cereal, I managed to turn Ceefax off and get a look of this staggering retard of a child. It was some gunge show (I thought they finished when Noel Edmunds did?) and it had that CBBC presenter woman who I only recognise because sometimes I turn on the TV a bit too early for Neighbours. She's always standing around with that bloody annoying Northern kid from Byker Grove/Grange Hill who wears about 2 gel tubs on his stupidly shiny head.
So, there that is. Kids really are stupid, if it was ever in doubt. I mean, a tabby? Come on, kid, at least say lion or something. He probably didn't even hear the question - he was wondering where that buzzing was coming from.
Stupid kid.
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Whilst I was eating my bowl of Weetabix Mini Crunch this morning and flicking through the football Ceefax pages on BBC1, I heard an answer from the TV by some kid.
"What's the worlds fastest cat?"
"Err...the tabby."
"No...it's the cheetah."
Once I'd almost choked on my cereal, I managed to turn Ceefax off and get a look of this staggering retard of a child. It was some gunge show (I thought they finished when Noel Edmunds did?) and it had that CBBC presenter woman who I only recognise because sometimes I turn on the TV a bit too early for Neighbours. She's always standing around with that bloody annoying Northern kid from Byker Grove/Grange Hill who wears about 2 gel tubs on his stupidly shiny head.
So, there that is. Kids really are stupid, if it was ever in doubt. I mean, a tabby? Come on, kid, at least say lion or something. He probably didn't even hear the question - he was wondering where that buzzing was coming from.
Stupid kid.
"What's the worlds fastest cat?"
"Err...the tabby."
"No...it's the cheetah."
Once I'd almost choked on my cereal, I managed to turn Ceefax off and get a look of this staggering retard of a child. It was some gunge show (I thought they finished when Noel Edmunds did?) and it had that CBBC presenter woman who I only recognise because sometimes I turn on the TV a bit too early for Neighbours. She's always standing around with that bloody annoying Northern kid from Byker Grove/Grange Hill who wears about 2 gel tubs on his stupidly shiny head.
So, there that is. Kids really are stupid, if it was ever in doubt. I mean, a tabby? Come on, kid, at least say lion or something. He probably didn't even hear the question - he was wondering where that buzzing was coming from.
Stupid kid.
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