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"Kids really are stupid"

Whilst I was eating my bowl of Weetabix Mini Crunch this morning and flicking through the football Ceefax pages on BBC1, I heard an answer from the TV by some kid.

"What's the worlds fastest cat?"
"Err...the tabby."
"No...it's the cheetah."

Once I'd almost choked on my cereal, I managed to turn Ceefax off and get a look of this staggering retard of a child. It was some gunge show (I thought they finished when Noel Edmunds did?) and it had that CBBC presenter woman who I only recognise because sometimes I turn on the TV a bit too early for Neighbours. She's always standing around with that bloody annoying Northern kid from Byker Grove/Grange Hill who wears about 2 gel tubs on his stupidly shiny head.

So, there that is. Kids really are stupid, if it was ever in doubt. I mean, a tabby? Come on, kid, at least say lion or something. He probably didn't even hear the question - he was wondering where that buzzing was coming from.

Stupid kid.

You can't talk about that kind of thing when you didn't even put a capital letter at the start of your sentence.

you don't follow up a full stop with and.




Jesus

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Out of interest, how old are you, Alfonse? I'd guess 14.

How did you know?! Did you look in the user profile perhaps, you cunning genius you?

Yes I am. And Oriental please just stfu. You chat bs.

Out of interest, how old are you, Alfonse? I'd guess 14.

Alfonse wrote:
> Don't judge all us minors on one stupid kid.


Will you shut the hell up? You are not minor. You are a teenager like me and I feel if all teenagers were like you the sun would porbably shut down with utmost disgust to the next generation of the human race. Now die.

Some adults are stupid too.

A few months back I rang this woman and she didn't want to buy the insurance but wanted to look at the website. So I gave it to her, I said 'w w w dot american hyphen life dot co dot uk'

Everyone knows hyphen means a '-' thingy.

Not her tho, after giving her the address she said 'How do you spell hyphen?'

[S]knowing my luck I have proberly spelt 'hyphen' wrong

Alfonse wrote:
> Yeah because adding an extra t makes you the stupidest person alive.
> How silly of me to forget.

Using words like "stupidest" certainly makes you seem foolish.

Alfonse wrote:
> Yeah because adding an extra t makes you the stupidest person alive.
> How silly of me to forget.

No, it just makes you a retard.

I could understand if it was "necessary" or "disappear" but misspelling "don't"?!

Yeah because adding an extra t makes you the stupidest person alive. How silly of me to forget.