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Whilst I was eating my bowl of Weetabix Mini Crunch this morning and flicking through the football Ceefax pages on BBC1, I heard an answer from the TV by some kid.
"What's the worlds fastest cat?"
"Err...the tabby."
"No...it's the cheetah."
Once I'd almost choked on my cereal, I managed to turn Ceefax off and get a look of this staggering retard of a child. It was some gunge show (I thought they finished when Noel Edmunds did?) and it had that CBBC presenter woman who I only recognise because sometimes I turn on the TV a bit too early for Neighbours. She's always standing around with that bloody annoying Northern kid from Byker Grove/Grange Hill who wears about 2 gel tubs on his stupidly shiny head.
So, there that is. Kids really are stupid, if it was ever in doubt. I mean, a tabby? Come on, kid, at least say lion or something. He probably didn't even hear the question - he was wondering where that buzzing was coming from.
Stupid kid.
"What's the worlds fastest cat?"
"Err...the tabby."
"No...it's the cheetah."
Once I'd almost choked on my cereal, I managed to turn Ceefax off and get a look of this staggering retard of a child. It was some gunge show (I thought they finished when Noel Edmunds did?) and it had that CBBC presenter woman who I only recognise because sometimes I turn on the TV a bit too early for Neighbours. She's always standing around with that bloody annoying Northern kid from Byker Grove/Grange Hill who wears about 2 gel tubs on his stupidly shiny head.
So, there that is. Kids really are stupid, if it was ever in doubt. I mean, a tabby? Come on, kid, at least say lion or something. He probably didn't even hear the question - he was wondering where that buzzing was coming from.
Stupid kid.
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Alfonse wrote:
> I don't give a s**t.
>
> Report me i couldn't care less.
Why would I report you? I'm just pointing out you can't spell. Last time I checked (and much to my consternation) that wasn't an offence punishable by banning.
> I don't give a s**t.
>
> Report me i couldn't care less.
Why would I report you? I'm just pointing out you can't spell. Last time I checked (and much to my consternation) that wasn't an offence punishable by banning.
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Alfonse wrote:
> I don'tt think you look smart.
>
> I don't think you look smart.
:D
> Alfonse wrote:
> I don'tt think you look smart.
>
> I don't think you look smart.
:D
Report me i couldn't care less.
Alfonse wrote:
> I don'tt think you look smart.
I don't think you look smart.
> I don'tt think you look smart.
I don't think you look smart.
Pretty lame taking cheapshots when I haven't done anything to deserve them but whatever. Basically all you try to do is encourage me to act like an idiot so you can look smart. I don'tt think you look smart. I think you're a very sad loser. The world gets pretty crappy when adults expect people alot younger then them to be as smart as they are.
Alfonse wrote:
> Don't judge all us minors on one stupid kid.
Nah, we'll just judge them all on the basis of what you're like- so basically, Stryke's point stands.
> Don't judge all us minors on one stupid kid.
Nah, we'll just judge them all on the basis of what you're like- so basically, Stryke's point stands.
Don't judge all us minors on one stupid kid.
I get that a lot.
I've said it before, I'll say it again - I wish I was you.
I was watching children's TV on ITV like a real man while eating MY breakfast. None of that CBBC nonsense.
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