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"Kids really are stupid"

Whilst I was eating my bowl of Weetabix Mini Crunch this morning and flicking through the football Ceefax pages on BBC1, I heard an answer from the TV by some kid.

"What's the worlds fastest cat?"
"Err...the tabby."
"No...it's the cheetah."

Once I'd almost choked on my cereal, I managed to turn Ceefax off and get a look of this staggering retard of a child. It was some gunge show (I thought they finished when Noel Edmunds did?) and it had that CBBC presenter woman who I only recognise because sometimes I turn on the TV a bit too early for Neighbours. She's always standing around with that bloody annoying Northern kid from Byker Grove/Grange Hill who wears about 2 gel tubs on his stupidly shiny head.

So, there that is. Kids really are stupid, if it was ever in doubt. I mean, a tabby? Come on, kid, at least say lion or something. He probably didn't even hear the question - he was wondering where that buzzing was coming from.

Stupid kid.

Alfonse wrote:
> I have sight problems.

Get glasses then.
[URL]http://www.public.asu.edu/~dganapa/media/images/dog_glasses.jpg[/URL]

Alfonse wrote:

> I have sight problems. I didn't see it. Don't get a hard one. Get a
> grip.

I bet you have chubby fingers, too.

Mwuaha. I love the Nintendo Forum.

Alfonse wrote:
> I have sight problems. I didn't see it. Don't get a hard one. Get a
> grip.

Brilliant, that's me "pwned". Lol, k.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Alfonse wrote:
> You all insult me when this guy can't even spell probably.
>
>
> Actually, that's a typo. You can tell because the letters' are all
> there, just two of them which are right next to eachother normally
> are switched.
>
> "Don'tt" quite clearly wasn't a typo because it was still
> there even after you edited your post the first time, indicating you
> didn't actually realise you'd misspelt it.
>
> QED.

QFT.

:D

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Alfonse wrote:
> You all insult me when this guy can't even spell probably.
>
>
> Actually, that's a typo. You can tell because the letters' are all
> there, just two of them which are right next to eachother normally
> are switched.
>
> "Don'tt" quite clearly wasn't a typo because it was still
> there even after you edited your post the first time, indicating you
> didn't actually realise you'd misspelt it.
>
> QED.

I have sight problems. I didn't see it. Don't get a hard one. Get a grip.

gordenisagaybys wrote:
> you don't follow up a full stop with and.

You can if you want to.

Quote:

"Sentences beginning with "and" or "but" are found in English as early as the ninth century, in the Old English Chronicle, and such sentences can also be found in Shakespeare, the King James Bible, John Locke, Edmund Burke, Lord Macaulay, Charles Dickens, and others. There's nothing inherently wrong with the practice."

Alfonse wrote:
> You all insult me when this guy can't even spell probably.


Actually, that's a typo. You can tell because the letters' are all there, just two of them which are right next to eachother normally are switched.

"Don'tt" quite clearly wasn't a typo because it was still there even after you edited your post the first time, indicating you didn't actually realise you'd misspelt it.

QED.

Oriental Rib wrote:
> Alfonse wrote:
> Don't judge all us minors on one stupid kid.
>
>
> Will you shut the hell up? You are not minor. You are a teenager like
> me and I feel if all teenagers were like you the sun would porbably
> shut down with utmost disgust to the next generation of the human
> race. Now die.

You all insult me when this guy can't even spell probably.

And wtf are you doing to make the world a better place? I suggest you look at yourself in the mirror and hope for the best.

JFH wrote:
> How did you know?! Did you look in the user profile perhaps, you> cunning genius you?

It was a guess actually. A guess that took into account his general ignorance and SPaG capacity.

Alfonse wrote:
> You chat bs.

Love you long time.