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"Kids really are stupid"

Whilst I was eating my bowl of Weetabix Mini Crunch this morning and flicking through the football Ceefax pages on BBC1, I heard an answer from the TV by some kid.

"What's the worlds fastest cat?"
"Err...the tabby."
"No...it's the cheetah."

Once I'd almost choked on my cereal, I managed to turn Ceefax off and get a look of this staggering retard of a child. It was some gunge show (I thought they finished when Noel Edmunds did?) and it had that CBBC presenter woman who I only recognise because sometimes I turn on the TV a bit too early for Neighbours. She's always standing around with that bloody annoying Northern kid from Byker Grove/Grange Hill who wears about 2 gel tubs on his stupidly shiny head.

So, there that is. Kids really are stupid, if it was ever in doubt. I mean, a tabby? Come on, kid, at least say lion or something. He probably didn't even hear the question - he was wondering where that buzzing was coming from.

Stupid kid.

Who?

the real game guru wrote:
> i am smarter than most kids but still i have my r3tarded moments

You can't spell aren't so I fear for the future generations if you are smarter than most kids.

the real game guru wrote:
> kids arnt that stupid, we do stupid things alot of the time but for
> example i am smarter than most kids but still i have my r3tarded
> moments. but that kid was a utter retard i bet if they asked what was
> 2+2 hed say 1-o'clock lol

Not funny.

*laughing*

Hi there:


stfu

Waterworld? Hot damn let's not get carried away here.

Geffdof wrote:
> Stryke wrote:
> Whilst I was eating my bowl of Weetabix Mini Crunch this morning and
> flicking through the football Ceefax pages on BBC1, I heard an
> answer
> from the TV by some kid.
>
> >
> Stryke meant to write:
>
> Whilst I was watching CBBC....
> >

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Hey, I admit freely to liking Buffy and Waterworld - saying I watch CBBC has no horror for me.

Meh. They started it.

Alfonse wrote:
> You can't talk about that kind of thing when you didn't even put a
> capital letter at the start of your sentence.

Lol, internet geekism reaches a new low with the politics of writing a message in text.

Stryke wrote:
> Whilst I was eating my bowl of Weetabix Mini Crunch this morning and
> flicking through the football Ceefax pages on BBC1, I heard an answer
> from the TV by some kid.
>
>
Stryke meant to write:

> Whilst I was watching CBBC....
>