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It's another summer blockbuster that brain damaged boys will whoop to and then forget they saw it 10mins later.
Why do these films get made?
I watched the trailer and found myself looking out the window in sheer non-interest as it played.
WATCH! the explosions and FEEL! the rumblerama explosion digital stereo whilst you LOVE! the bikini-clad woman as she FLIES! at great speed whilst MISSILES! narrowly miss her as HUGE EXPLOSIONS! plume into the sky to cover STEALTH PLANES! attacking with MORE EXPLOSIONS! etc etc
I wonder if it will end in a tense attack on some military installation, and they've had to STEAL! the STEALTH! plane because they've been suspended due to their RENEGADE! ways and NONCONFORMIST! attitudes as their commander gruffly tells them they're grounded yet secretely is happy when they ATTACK! in the finale, and having landed SAFELY! the woman and white guy (we can't have inter-race relationships in our summer films, we can watch brown people getting EXPLODED! but they can't kiss white women) run to each other and EMBRACE!
Ass movie.
It's another summer blockbuster that brain damaged boys will whoop to and then forget they saw it 10mins later.
Why do these films get made?
I watched the trailer and found myself looking out the window in sheer non-interest as it played.
WATCH! the explosions and FEEL! the rumblerama explosion digital stereo whilst you LOVE! the bikini-clad woman as she FLIES! at great speed whilst MISSILES! narrowly miss her as HUGE EXPLOSIONS! plume into the sky to cover STEALTH PLANES! attacking with MORE EXPLOSIONS! etc etc
I wonder if it will end in a tense attack on some military installation, and they've had to STEAL! the STEALTH! plane because they've been suspended due to their RENEGADE! ways and NONCONFORMIST! attitudes as their commander gruffly tells them they're grounded yet secretely is happy when they ATTACK! in the finale, and having landed SAFELY! the woman and white guy (we can't have inter-race relationships in our summer films, we can watch brown people getting EXPLODED! but they can't kiss white women) run to each other and EMBRACE!
Ass movie.
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It wasn't you who mocked Lord of the Rings special effects? My apologies, I'll vent spleen on someone else for attacking my beloved trilogy.
Anyway. Alba - hot.
Anyway. Alba - hot.
Stryke wrote:
> Were you thinking 'Yes, that's excellent' or 'These special effects
> are as bad as those frightfully bad Ents?'
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Er, "Yes, that's excellent"
I thought the Ents looked decent, and most of the visual effects in F4 were good. Some of the stretching stuff looked wrong, mind.
> Were you thinking 'Yes, that's excellent' or 'These special effects
> are as bad as those frightfully bad Ents?'
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Er, "Yes, that's excellent"
I thought the Ents looked decent, and most of the visual effects in F4 were good. Some of the stretching stuff looked wrong, mind.
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Even Harry Knowles, who cried at how emotional Armageddeon was - I believe, thought it was pap.
Even Harry Knowles, who cried at how emotional Armageddeon was - I believe, thought it was pap.
Were you thinking 'Yes, that's excellent' or 'These special effects are as bad as those frightfully bad Ents?'
Watching her disappear and reappear in her underwear in Fantastic Four was interesting to say the least.
Alba's better than Biel, and a movie in which she ambles about in a bikini can't be bad.
I am before.
See, just posting in a thread about an evil superplane has made us retarded.
The picture of Alba as Invisible Woman makes me go gaagaaaa.
Ahem
Ahem
I don't care, as long as they shake it.
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